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 #1 
Old 2008-01-03, 21:25
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Default Masturbating in the cold?

When I masturbate, my body heat rises dramatically. If I get in a car after I masturbate, the window next to me fogs up regardless of the temperature.

So, if I was in a situation where I was freezing my ass off, and I masturbated, would this be good for my body? This is a serious question. I remember reading something about beetles and how they can possibly get sick when they orgasm...because they lower their defenses or something, I was wondering if that is true also?

Also, is that body heat thing normal, is it doing anything bad to my body?
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Old 2008-01-03, 21:30
Skoaliosis Skoaliosis is offline
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Default Re: Masturbating in the cold?

*fap fap fap*

*snap*

*EEK!*
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Old 2008-01-03, 21:30
Jokke Jokke is offline
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Default Re: Masturbating in the cold?

Dramatically increased body heat during and after sexual pleasure may be a sign of prostate cancer.
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Old 2008-01-03, 21:35
Shadowhunter_36 Shadowhunter_36 is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jokke
Dramatically increased body heat during and after sexual pleasure may be a sign of prostate cancer.


Owned. See a doctor.
 #5 
Old 2008-01-03, 21:42
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Massachusetts
Default Re: Masturbating in the cold?

How about some links? This is the third time I've been told I have prostate cancer for unrelated issues.
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Old 2008-01-03, 21:48
genericwittyusername genericwittyusername is offline
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Originally Posted by twilightki
How about some links? This is the third time I've been told I have prostate cancer for unrelated issues.


Then you may have prostate cancer...
 #7 
Old 2008-01-03, 21:55
Shadowhunter_36 Shadowhunter_36 is offline
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Default Re: Masturbating in the cold?

Then you may have prostate cancer...

Owned AGAIN, god damn, this thread is full of lulz :D
 #8 
Old 2008-01-03, 21:57
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Massachusetts
Default Re: Masturbating in the cold?

Thanks for being mature, guys.
 #9 
Old 2008-01-03, 22:03
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Default Re: Masturbating in the cold?

Lol you have prostate cancer. Owned. The window of a car fogs up when you get in it after you masturbate? Wtf?
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Old 2008-01-03, 23:46
MartialShot MartialShot is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Skoaliosis
*fap fap fap*

*snap*

*EEK!*


I LMFAOED for like 10 minutes
 #11 
Old 2008-01-04, 00:49
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England
Default Re: Masturbating in the cold?

I LMFAOED for like 10 minutes

i think you have prostate cancer.

did it work?
 #12 
Old 2008-01-04, 01:01
soro_one soro_one is offline
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Maybe try the new thread

"I just cummed pink" or something like that.
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Old 2008-01-04, 02:31
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Default Re: Masturbating in the cold?

Quote:
Originally Posted by twilightki
When I masturbate, my body heat rises dramatically. If I get in a car after I masturbate, the window next to me fogs up regardless of the temperature.

So, if I was in a situation where I was freezing my ass off, and I masturbated, would this be good for my body? This is a serious question. I remember reading something about beetles and how they can possibly get sick when they orgasm...because they lower their defenses or something, I was wondering if that is true also?

Also, is that body heat thing normal, is it doing anything bad to my body?


If you were freezing and you masturbated to heat yourself up you would inevitably die.

Your car fogs up because you're creating heat but you're also sweating... hence the moisture for the fog.

If you sweat in freezing temperatures you die because the moisture on your body acts as quick bridge to hypothermia.
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Old 2008-01-04, 04:18
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Default Re: Masturbating in the cold?

whenever I jerk off I get reeaaally hot too.

I wouldnt mind masterbating in the cold.
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Old 2008-01-04, 22:14
spindl3--chopper spindl3--chopper is offline
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Default Re: Masturbating in the cold?

do what i sometimes do go for a run really early and jack of while you run
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Old 2008-01-05, 00:46
riseofthedarkside riseofthedarkside is offline
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Default Re: Masturbating in the cold?

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Originally Posted by Skoaliosis
*fap fap fap*

*snap*

*EEK!*


LOL :D

*win*

....good job




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Old 2008-01-05, 01:02
isTHATso isTHATso is offline
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wtf?! ^^


Well It's like 20 degrees here, so I might go out on my room and fap later.. Wouldn't be the first time, lol.. But I've never done it in the freezing cold.

I'll post results
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Old 2008-01-05, 01:15
riseofthedarkside riseofthedarkside is offline
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Default Re: Masturbating in the cold?

wtf?! ^^


Well It's like 20 degrees here, so I might go out on my room and fap later.. Wouldn't be the first time, lol.. But I've never done it in the freezing cold.

I'll post results

*JFGI Cool

lowest I've ever done was 35....Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)

-peace-:D



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