Like, genital-area nicknames, sex talk, sexy names for eachother etc

Well my ex always used to say when she wanted sex 'Does Mr Nakey(snakey) wanna come out and play?'

Also she loved it when I kissed the air, and I loved it when she looked into my eyes and clicked her jaw(wierd?).

My current girlfriend and I have this thing where she kind of ridcules me (but in a playful way) about me being a 'Strong, masculine man' because im kinda scrawny, haha. And I call her 'My knight in shining amour' - another reference to my bitchness. But of course that is all in fun.

Also when we first met, we made up sexy names for eachother, I called her 'Starlet' and she called me 'Roberto' and 'Mr McLovin' - not all that sexy, but hey, we were drunk.

Another thing we do is, while holding hands, she kisses my hand, then I kiss my own hand. She's always like 'Why did you kiss your OWN hand?'.

Well anyone else have other interesting little things that only you and your other half say/do to eachother?

Also she loved it when I kissed the air, and I loved it when she looked into my eyes and clicked her jaw(wierd?).


Now that you mention it, it is pretty fucking wierd.

I was with a girl for a while when I was 18 who found it highly amusing to tense her cunt up just when I was going in so it would tear my foreskin...Does that count?

He calls me Panda.

He calls me Panda.

Did he black your eyes?...That's not very nice.

my penis=your hand, with a kinda british accent thing
sex=walgreens, for where I get my condoms

and we have an ongoing inside joke where I grab her ass and say "I don't get what you don't get" (she doesn't understand my/guys' attraction to asses) to which she replies "I don't get it at all".

Damn I am kinda weird.

Did he black your eyes?...That's not very nice.

Aww, don't be silly.

Aww, don't be silly.

Well...Panda...Sorry but I saw my ma looking like a panda a few times so that jumped to mind.

Him tough...He was cared for...If you know what I mean.

But sooner or later I'll be able to do it to him myself and not have to rely on pictures.
I hate guys who who hit women...Especially my mum.

My boyfriend calls me dearest chuck. It's a line from Macbeth I guess.

And he loves it (in a non sexual way) when I do this sweet imitation of Harry dying at the end of Spiderman 3.

Well my ex always used to say when she wanted sex 'Does Mr Nakey(snakey) wanna come out and play?'


See, something like that that sounds like baby-talk and like I'm doing a 6-year old turns me off like nothing else, so no, I've never used anything like that. :\

i don't think i did much of that with my ex, uhh, like a little name here and there?

i have more of those "little things" (obv not naming genitals) with my close friends though.

Not really... There's little things she does when she wants sex, but I can't remember them now.

Sometimes I grab her and run with her through a parking lot which really pisses her off...

I can't think of anything right now.

Well my ex always used to say when she wanted sex 'Does Mr Nakey(snakey) wanna come out and play?'


That is weird as hell and extremely creepy. How old was this girl?

If my husband dirty/baby talked at me, I would punch him in the face.
I just can't stand that shit.

Nice to see ya back, though I may be repeating myself here.

Ditto, someone blubbering at/about me or my dick, or baby-talk in general annoys the hell out of me. :\

i always call my women bitch. people think im being an asshole but they enjoy it.

That is weird as hell and extremely creepy. How old was this girl?

She was 16, but if I closed my eyes really tight, and thought about it really hard, I could imagine that she was a little girl :) j/k

<borat> High Five! </borat> to the pedophiles!

I like it when chicks talk baby talk sometimes, I think it is cute. But I can see how it could get annoying if she spoke like that all the time.