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 #1 
Old 2008-01-01, 07:50
getoffmylawn getoffmylawn is offline
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Default Who got laid on new years?

Specifically between the 07-08 transaction for mad bonus points. I got 2 girls numbers and made out with 1 but none during the new year thing. Another girl was tryin to get with me real bad but I'm dumb and lost interest and fucked off though she was hot.

So yeah who started the year off right with some lovin? Give ya some hope fer next trip around,
 #2 
Old 2008-01-01, 07:59
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Default Re: Who got laid on new years?

I sure as fuck didn't.

Fuck balloons.
 #3 
Old 2008-01-01, 08:03
Rocko Rocko is offline
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Default Re: Who got laid on new years?

Fuck no.

This sucks.
 #4 
Old 2008-01-01, 08:19
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totse
Default Re: Who got laid on new years?

I e-kissed robinhoody. Is that close enough?
 #5 
Old 2008-01-01, 08:26
Kipperelly Slash/ed Kipperelly Slash/ed is offline
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Default Re: Who got laid on new years?

I was close!:D

...but not close enough :(
 #6 
Old 2008-01-01, 08:38
phmeworp phmeworp is offline
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Default Re: Who got laid on new years?

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Originally Posted by xilikeeggs0
I e-kissed robinhoody. Is that close enough?


pics or it doesn't count.
 #7 
Old 2008-01-01, 09:22
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Default Re: Who got laid on new years?

I certainly did not. Mad

Because my plans with friends fell through my boyfriend came over to watch movies, eat tacos and whatnot with my family.

Well I expected that the logical thing to do would be wait until everyone went to sleep and then chill in my room for a while but he was like "nnnoooo I don't want to wake up your parents and get you in trouble ooooh laaa dee daaaa." So he went to bed in the spare bedroom and I sit on totse lonely and unfulfilled.

GOSH do I ever hate responsibility and logic.
 #8 
Old 2008-01-01, 09:34
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Default Re: Who got laid on new years?

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Originally Posted by Silverfuck
I certainly did not. Mad

Because my plans with friends fell through my boyfriend came over to watch movies, eat tacos and whatnot with my family.

Well I expected that the logical thing to do would be wait until everyone went to sleep and then chill in my room for a while but he was like "nnnoooo I don't want to wake up your parents and get you in trouble ooooh laaa dee daaaa." So he went to bed in the spare bedroom and I sit on totse lonely and unfulfilled.

GOSH do I ever hate responsibility and logic.

Pwnt. I layed some bricks. Does that count?
 #9 
Old 2008-01-01, 09:52
isTHATso isTHATso is offline
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Default Re: Who got laid on new years?

uh... I dunno wat happend last nite. I didn't get laid though, I just woke up.. and it's like 5 in the morning.. I passed out like 2 or 3 hours ago. wow..
 #10 
Old 2008-01-01, 10:27
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Default Re: Who got laid on new years?

I did, a few times!

Happy new year! :D
 #11 
Old 2008-01-01, 10:37
WorldFamous WorldFamous is offline
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Default Re: Who got laid on new years?

My party stick went unloved this year. :(

I even had a dream where a chick turned me down. Yup, that's right, even in my dreamworld I was getting cockblocked last night. How's that for shitty?
 #12 
Old 2008-01-01, 10:40
84SS 84SS is offline
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Default Re: Who got laid on new years?

I got laid at around 11-ish. But got a damn good bj during the countdown and into the new year. So what if it was my girlfriend, doesn't it count?
 #13 
Old 2008-01-01, 11:41
NoSkills NoSkills is offline
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Default Re: Who got laid on new years?

after new years last year was the first time i slept with my boyfriend (after we got back from celebrating)

this year we were too tired to go out properly and went to bed at around 11. we've already had sex twice today though.
 #14 
Old 2008-01-01, 11:43
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totse
Default Re: Who got laid on new years?

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Originally Posted by WorldFamous
My party stick went unloved this year. :(

I even had a dream where a chick turned me down. Yup, that's right, even in my dreamworld I was getting cockblocked last night. How's that for shitty?


It was a dream. You should have raped her.
 #15 
Old 2008-01-01, 11:48
Isobutane Isobutane is offline
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Default Re: Who got laid on new years?

at the countdown i was falling off some army boy with his handsin my dress.
i think i lost one ofo my best friend's slightly becase of it.


really wasn't worthit one bit.
 #16 
Old 2008-01-01, 12:08
WorldFamous WorldFamous is offline
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Default Re: Who got laid on new years?

It was a dream. You should have raped her.

I haven't perfected lucid dreaming yet, more's the pity.
 #17 
Old 2008-01-01, 12:14
Streetvision Streetvision is offline
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Default Re: Who got laid on new years?

Woah, so many of you didn't get laid. thats got to suck.
 #18 
Old 2008-01-01, 12:35
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totse
Default Re: Who got laid on new years?

I haven't perfected lucid dreaming yet, more's the pity.

I can do it, but not all the time. It just sort of happens whenever it wants to.
 #19 
Old 2008-01-01, 13:00
Misfit Misfit is offline
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Default Re: Who got laid on new years?

What's getting laid? Confused
 #20 
Old 2008-01-01, 13:20
Bean_Doodle Bean_Doodle is offline
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Default Re: Who got laid on new years?

Well, I suck with women. I had my first kiss at 16, like 5months ago.
Then suddenly Ive kissed 4 girls this last month, its freakikng me out.

I was on a bus when the clock struck 12 :( I felt very lonely.

But then I found my friends outside some church and bunch of peopel was walking by and gave them a hug and a Happy New Year.
I started talking to one of the girls and I dont remember exactly how it went, but like 2minutes later we were making out on the steps of the chruch.
Very new territory for me indeed.

She turned out to be crazy insane tho, fuck.
 #21 
Old 2008-01-01, 13:43
WorldFamous WorldFamous is offline
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Default Re: Who got laid on new years?

She turned out to be crazy insane tho, fuck.

That's the best (and quite possibly only) type of woman. Worry about the mental scars later.
 #22 
Old 2008-01-01, 14:54
Bean_Doodle Bean_Doodle is offline
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Default Re: Who got laid on new years?

No but she also wasn't very hot it turned out.
That's why if you start drinking, you better keep drinking to avoid that awkward moment where your body filters out the toxins to the point where the beer goggles disappear and youre like...whoa, wtf was i thinking.
 #23 
Old 2008-01-01, 15:05
genericwittyusername genericwittyusername is offline
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Default Re: Who got laid on new years?

I very much did not. The only girls around me all happened to be cousins, aunts, or my grandmother. I'm not into incest.

Oh well, I had an excuse to get hammered in front of my parents...
 #24 
Old 2008-01-01, 15:18
getoffmylawn getoffmylawn is offline
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Default Re: Who got laid on new years?

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Originally Posted by genericwittyusername
I very much did not. The only girls around me all happened to be cousins, aunts, or my grandmother. I'm not into incest.

Oh well, I had an excuse to get hammered in front of my parents...


can I hang out and drink with your grandmother?
 #25 
Old 2008-01-01, 15:59
whitelightning whitelightning is offline
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Default Re: Who got laid on new years?

I DID!!!

once at 2 and then again at 830 and then i sent her off with my love

i love waking up next to the girl i love
 #26 
Old 2008-01-01, 16:26
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Does porn count?
 #27 
Old 2008-01-01, 16:32
getoffmylawn getoffmylawn is offline
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Default Re: Who got laid on new years?

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Originally Posted by whitelightning
I DID!!!

once at 2 and then again at 830 and then i sent her off with my love

i love waking up next to the girl i love


I love waking up to girls other people love
 #28 
Old 2008-01-01, 17:15
whitelightning whitelightning is offline
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Default Re: Who got laid on new years?

well what ever floats your boat or finds your lost remote.

you know whats even better?

waking up next to someone that loves you.

you should try it sometime.
 #29 
Old 2008-01-01, 17:23
gam3r_with_revenge gam3r_with_revenge is offline
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Default Re: Who got laid on new years?

My night was fucked my buddy ended up fucking him self up when he punched thro a glass door hes a couple citys over getting fixed
 #30 
Old 2008-01-01, 17:55
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bangor northern ireland
Default Re: Who got laid on new years?

last night i had a dream i had 2 penis's and was selling rahipnol to random people...
 #31 
Old 2008-01-01, 18:25
stab stab is offline
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Default Re: Who got laid on new years?

I was working until 1.30am. I had sex the next night, after spending the rest of the day with the GF.
 #32 
Old 2008-01-01, 18:28
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bangor northern ireland
Default Re: Who got laid on new years?

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Originally Posted by stab
I was working until 1.30am. I had sex the next night, after spending the rest of the day with the GF.


tonight IS the next night
 #33 
Old 2008-01-01, 18:38
stab stab is offline
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Default Re: Who got laid on new years?

tonight IS the next night

Australia mate, it's 5am on the 2nd.
 #34 
Old 2008-01-01, 18:54
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Default Re: Who got laid on new years?

I did, in a hotel bathroom at around 6:30 in the morning whilst rolling on molly.

Oh boy.
 #35 
Old 2008-01-01, 18:58
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Default Re: Who got laid on new years?

I somehow ended up with my best friends sister.

Things might get awkward.
 #36 
Old 2008-01-01, 19:06
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Default Re: Who got laid on new years?

I met a few girls that I just chilled with at a pub. Then I went to a party in hung out in a hot tub. So I really didn't get anything, but I met two hot ass girls that I made a connection with, so when I go back to school tomorrow they will be there to talk to more.
 #37 
Old 2008-01-01, 19:13
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Default Re: Who got laid on new years?

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I met a few girls that I just chilled with at a pub. Then I went to a party in hung out in a hot tub. So I really didn't get anything, but I met two hot ass girls that I made a connection with, so when I go back to school tomorrow they will be there to talk to more.


Productive, good work. :)
 #38 
Old 2008-01-01, 19:58
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Not I
 #39 
Old 2008-01-01, 20:47
getoffmylawn getoffmylawn is offline
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Default Re: Who got laid on new years?

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Originally Posted by prettypoems
I did, in a hotel bathroom at around 6:30 in the morning whilst rolling on molly.

Oh boy.


Did Molly like it?
 #40 
Old 2008-01-01, 21:06
TheSoundsOfScience TheSoundsOfScience is offline
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Default Re: Who got laid on new years?

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Originally Posted by prettypoems
I did, in a hotel bathroom at around 6:30 in the morning whilst rolling on molly.

Oh boy.


Heh, same thing except I wasn't in a hotel bathroom :D.
 #41 
Old 2008-01-01, 21:32
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Default Re: Who got laid on new years?

I did.
 #42 
Old 2008-01-01, 22:08
BluryVision BluryVision is offline
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Default Re: Who got laid on new years?

Hah, I got laid at 6am this morning. MaDMAn sex.
 #43 
Old 2008-01-01, 23:40
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Default Re: Who got laid on new years?

I did but it was completely meaningless sex between me and my best friend/ex. Iv been living with her for 5 days and we still havent mentioned it to each other since it actually happened, we dont even seem to ackwlege it even happend.
 #44 
Old 2008-01-02, 00:41
Bean_Doodle Bean_Doodle is offline
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Default Re: Who got laid on new years?

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Originally Posted by tordek battlehammer
I did but it was completely meaningless sex between me and my best friend/ex. Iv been living with her for 5 days and we still havent mentioned it to each other since it actually happened, we dont even seem to ackwlege it even happend.


Lawl fucking respect :D
Please do elaborate on how this turns out :D
 #45 
Old 2008-01-02, 00:46
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Default Re: Who got laid on new years?

I was in a chick during the year change, I even said "Happy New Years Babe" and went back to panting like a dog.
 #46 
Old 2008-01-02, 00:47
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Default Re: Who got laid on new years?

I didn't. I was working. :(

But my girlfriend stayed behind after her shift to be with me at midnight.
Kisses, cuddles and promises were exchanged in the office before we went back out into the reception to deal with 700 Africans all partying in the place.

Apart from spending midnight with my girl, new years eve sucked balls!
 #47 
Old 2008-01-02, 01:24
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Default Re: Who got laid on new years?

Yes

5char
 #48 
Old 2008-01-02, 04:37
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Default Re: Who got laid on new years?

Nope! Me new gal's a virgin. We talked about it last night though, and she said she'd want to soon.

-F☺rd
 #49 
Old 2008-01-02, 08:15
GatorWarrior GatorWarrior is offline
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Default Re: Who got laid on new years?

I kissed, thats about it. Too big of a fucking pussy.:(
 #50 
Old 2008-01-02, 08:36
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i did.
 #51 
Old 2008-01-02, 10:57
soro_one soro_one is offline
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Default Re: Who got laid on new years?

Not on the newyear, but at about 4am and again at 2pm.
















And again at 10pm.
 #52 
Old 2008-01-02, 11:41
TheManticore91 TheManticore91 is offline
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Default Re: Who got laid on new years?

I didn't. But at 10:30 or so, it was burning hot, and my girlfriend and I had a game of strip poker. Aside from that, pretty uneventful evening for me. Made out during the New Years fireworks.

Too fucking hot for sex anyway.
 #53 
Old 2008-01-03, 00:14
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There's way too many girlfriends/boyfriends in this thread!
I want stories about the crazy skanky hoes that put out, just because we're getting new calendars!

Yeah and I didn't get jack myself, cos I'm a pussy and a wimp. And I was in a party where I was by far the youngest guy there.
 #54 
Old 2008-01-03, 00:50
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Lawl fucking respect :D
Please do elaborate on how this turns out :D

It was kinda weird really meaningless. I mean iv had a few one night stands but this had totally no feeling whatsoever. Considering this is a girl iv been going out with on and off or best friends with for 5 years it was a bit weird. It was basically sex and then off to sleep with absolutely no communication.

We still havent even mentioned anything to each other, its like it never happened...
 #55 
Old 2008-01-03, 01:01
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Default Re: Who got laid on new years?

No. :(

I got way too wasted and so did my boyfriend and we both passed out as we were taking our clothes off.

But all was well in the morning. :)
 #56 
Old 2008-01-03, 01:23
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Default Re: Who got laid on new years?

I did the day after.
I was way too trashed to be of much use to myself or my partner at that present time.
I don't think he was much better off than I wasw either.
 #57 
Old 2008-01-03, 03:20
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Default Re: Who got laid on new years?

I was going to in the morning, at my boyfriends request, but instead spent 7 hours of my new years in hospital, and next 2 days been told not to leave my bed at all.
 #58 
Old 2008-01-03, 04:51
bloodenangel bloodenangel is offline
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I was going to in the morning, at my boyfriends request, but instead spent 7 hours of my new years in hospital, and next 2 days been told not to leave my bed at all.


Ooo, what did you get up to?
 #59 
Old 2008-01-03, 04:59
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Default Re: Who got laid on new years?

Ooo, what did you get up to?

Nothing interesting unfortunately. Just got up planning to walk to his house and collapsed.
 
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