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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2007-12-30, 03:47
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Default What does your semen smell like?

Mine smell's like it has a hint of bleach in it. :)
 #2 
Old 2007-12-30, 03:49
Exothermia Exothermia is offline
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The real question is, what does it taste like?

And in my case, the answer is, a million bucks.
 #3 
Old 2007-12-30, 03:53
robinhoody robinhoody is offline
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Lightly chlorinated with a trace of allspice, but mostly neutral.
 #4 
Old 2007-12-30, 04:42
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My semen smells like Axe.
 #5 
Old 2007-12-30, 05:30
Sinister Minister Sinister Minister is offline
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dirty water
 #6 
Old 2007-12-30, 07:19
midnight rider midnight rider is offline
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Cum?
5char.
 #7 
Old 2007-12-30, 08:23
TehWTF TehWTF is offline
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eh. if anything smells salty, it's fucking semen... and the chlorination dealy sounds about right too... weird. Maybe that's why a lot of girls don't swallow. Pool water is bad for you
 #8 
Old 2007-12-30, 08:49
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pancake batter lawl.
 #9 
Old 2007-12-30, 10:25
Solidus Solidus is offline
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Cinnamon.
 #10 
Old 2007-12-30, 10:44
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Cinnamon.

LOL

mine smells sorta chemical
 #11 
Old 2007-12-30, 11:21
SnapShot SnapShot is offline
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Mine doesn't really smell like something until it dries. Then it smells a bit like eggy custard that's been left out of the fridge for too long.
 #12 
Old 2007-12-30, 13:56
Zeekz Zeekz is offline
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Sea men?
 #13 
Old 2007-12-30, 16:07
Joe C Joe C is offline
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Salty smell and taste.
 #14 
Old 2007-12-30, 16:49
thedotmaster thedotmaster is offline
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A salty edge with a hint of charcoal cut across by a slight element of steel oxide, a creamy texture and partially flat in tone. Lawlz. bleach - sumthin like that.
 #15 
Old 2007-12-30, 17:16
Von Bass Von Bass is offline
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biscuits. seriously, smells vaugely of oat digestives.
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Old 2007-12-30, 21:40
Sick_Boy Sick_Boy is offline
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My boyfriend's cum doesn't smell until it dries. And then it has that chloriney stale cum smell.
 #17 
Old 2007-12-30, 22:47
surprise buttsecks surprise buttsecks is offline
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Kind of a chlorine-salty smell.
 #18 
Old 2007-12-30, 22:50
Cpt.Winters Cpt.Winters is offline
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yeah mine smells like saltwater
 #19 
Old 2007-12-30, 22:55
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sort of bleachy with a hint of flour
 #20 
Old 2007-12-30, 22:56
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Mine smells like bread dough, right before you put it in the oven to bake. It's really weird.
 #21 
Old 2007-12-31, 00:02
frizog frizog is offline
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Default Re: What does your semen smell like?

THis thread just gave me an excuse to whack it.
 #22 
Old 2007-12-31, 00:43
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Quote:
Originally Posted by frizog
THis thread just gave me an excuse to whack it.


Your welcome!
 #23 
Old 2007-12-31, 01:29
Syphon Syphon is offline
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Exactly like the goop stuff made of borax and glue.
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Old 2007-12-31, 02:02
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Syphon
Exactly like the goop stuff made of borax and glue.


Intro to Chemistry... what a fun class :)
 #25 
Old 2007-12-31, 04:07
Spyke Spyke is offline
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It smells like deluded chlorine.
 #26 
Old 2008-01-03, 21:56
playstation3 playstation3 is offline
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fish
5char
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Old 2008-01-03, 22:49
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The Midwest
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Exothermia
The real question is, what does it taste like?

And in my case, the answer is, a million bucks.


Mine tastes like 100 grand
 #28 
Old 2008-01-03, 22:50
Shadowhunter_36 Shadowhunter_36 is offline
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It smells like deluded chlorine.


really? I didn't know chlorine could be fooled into believing false stories and other misinformation. And all this time I just thought it was just a simple gaseous element. Silly me. What, pray tell, does deluded chlorine smell like, as opposed to accurate chlorine?
 #29 
Old 2008-01-03, 23:29
Shadowhunter_36 Shadowhunter_36 is offline
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Originally Posted by O RLY
Mine smells like bread dough, right before you put it in the oven to bake. It's really weird.


mine too, but with just a hint of chlorine as well. The chlorine smell is stronger some days, and nearly indistinguishable others.
 #30 
Old 2008-01-04, 00:58
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Shangri-La
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pancake batter lawl.

This. I don't make pancakes that often.
 #31 
Old 2008-01-04, 01:50
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Er...

Semen?

It's really kind of a unique smell for me, I can't really describe it.
 #32 
Old 2008-01-04, 05:51
Spyke Spyke is offline
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really? I didn't know chlorine could be fooled into believing false stories and other misinformation. And all this time I just thought it was just a simple gaseous element. Silly me. What, pray tell, does deluded chlorine smell like, as opposed to accurate chlorine?

I've always learned that deluded means toned-down (for lack of better words). Deluded chlorine would smell weaker than accurate chlorine, which is quite strong-smelling. And you don't have to be a dick about it.
 #33 
Old 2008-01-04, 06:29
mindh4X0rz mindh4X0rz is offline
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What most everyone else said. Kind of like bleach and dough. Mine also has a small hint of mushrooms.
 #34 
Old 2008-01-04, 06:37
Da Black Ice Da Black Ice is offline
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Sugar water.
 #35 
Old 2008-01-04, 07:50
Shadowhunter_36 Shadowhunter_36 is offline
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I've always learned that deluded means toned-down (for lack of better words). Deluded chlorine would smell weaker than accurate chlorine, which is quite strong-smelling. And you don't have to be a dick about it.

The word you're looking for is "diluted." I was using accurate as the opposite of the REAL meaning of deluded. In reality you can't put "deluded" or "accurate" in the same sentence with "chlorine" and expect it make any sense at all. Whoever taught you that's what deluded meant is fucking retarded, and you should slap them for misinforming you. If English is not your first language please say so, as I sincerely apologize for flaming you. However, if English IS your first language, you deserve to be slapped just as bad as whatever asshat taught you to speak.

The real definition:
de·lude /dɪˈlud/
–verb (used with object), -lud·ed, -lud·ing.
1. to mislead the mind or judgment of; deceive: His conceit deluded him into believing he was important.

That means nothing even similar to "toned down."

I hope everyone has enjoyed today's english lesson.
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Old 2008-01-04, 09:04
Spyke Spyke is offline
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The word you're looking for is "diluted." I was using accurate as the opposite of the REAL meaning of deluded. In reality you can't put "deluded" or "accurate" in the same sentence with "chlorine" and expect it make any sense at all. Whoever taught you that's what deluded meant is fucking retarded, and you should slap them for misinforming you. If English is not your first language please say so, as I sincerely apologize for flaming you. However, if English IS your first language, you deserve to be slapped just as bad as whatever asshat taught you to speak.

The real definition:
de·lude /dɪˈlud/
–verb (used with object), -lud·ed, -lud·ing.
1. to mislead the mind or judgment of; deceive: His conceit deluded him into believing he was important.

That means nothing even similar to "toned down."

I hope everyone has enjoyed today's english lesson.

Dude, they both are pronounced the same. That was my first attempt at spelling it because I never needed to in the past. You're flaming me for misspelling a somewhat uncommon word. It was an honest mistake. Stop being such a douchebag.
 #37 
Old 2008-01-04, 19:59
Shadowhunter_36 Shadowhunter_36 is offline
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Dude, they both are pronounced the same.

Only if you have some kind of fucked up speech impediment, or if you're from Missouri. Oh wait... Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)
 #38 
Old 2008-01-04, 20:06
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http://hurri.kean.edu/dept/faculty/cletus.gif

-deus-
 #39 
Old 2008-01-05, 00:06
Spyke Spyke is offline
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Only if you have some kind of fucked up speech impediment, or if you're from Missouri. Oh wait... Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)

God damn, you're a fucking douche bag. Oh wait, you're from New York. Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)
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Old 2008-01-05, 00:08
Shadowhunter_36 Shadowhunter_36 is offline
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God damn, you're a fucking douche bag. Oh wait, you're from New York. Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)

Finally, someone that understands me. :) Heh, if you lived here, this place would turn you into a jerk too. Fuck NY. The only cool things we have are some good universities and NYC itself, and I don't even get to live anywhere near the city, so what the fuck good does it do. Mad
 #41 
Old 2008-01-05, 00:21
Spyke Spyke is offline
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Finally, someone that understands me. :) Heh, if you lived here, this place would turn you into a jerk too. Fuck NY. The only cool things we have are some good universities and NYC itself, and I don't even get to live anywhere near the city, so what the fuck good does it do. Mad

Seriously, I haven't shown a bit of hostility towards you (except for my last post), and you turned into a total smartass. You need to mellow out a bit, man. I understand your attitude because of where you live, but I'm not a New Yorker. I'm not a dick to people for whatever reason. I don't think someone's a total idiot because they misspelled a word.

*Gives Shadowhunter an e-Xanax*
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Old 2008-01-05, 02:47
Shadowhunter_36 Shadowhunter_36 is offline
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*Gives Shadowhunter an e-Xanax*

*Chills the fuck out*

Yeah dude I've been a dick to a lot of people lately, idk why. Sorry if I offended you or anything.
 
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