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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2007-12-30, 03:47
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What does your semen smell like?
Mine smell's like it has a hint of bleach in it. :)
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#2
 2007-12-30, 03:49
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Exothermia 
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Re: What does your semen smell like?
The real question is, what does it taste like?
And in my case, the answer is, a million bucks.
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#3
 2007-12-30, 03:53
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robinhoody 
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Re: What does your semen smell like?
Lightly chlorinated with a trace of allspice, but mostly neutral.
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#4
 2007-12-30, 04:42
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Re: What does your semen smell like?
My semen smells like Axe.
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#5
 2007-12-30, 05:30
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Sinister Minister 
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Re: What does your semen smell like?
dirty water
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#6
 2007-12-30, 07:19
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midnight rider 
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Re: What does your semen smell like?
Cum?
5char.
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#7
 2007-12-30, 08:23
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Re: What does your semen smell like?
eh. if anything smells salty, it's fucking semen... and the chlorination dealy sounds about right too... weird. Maybe that's why a lot of girls don't swallow. Pool water is bad for you
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#8
 2007-12-30, 08:49
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Re: What does your semen smell like?
pancake batter lawl.
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#9
 2007-12-30, 10:25
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Solidus 
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Re: What does your semen smell like?
Cinnamon.
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#10
 2007-12-30, 10:44
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Re: What does your semen smell like?
Cinnamon.
LOL
mine smells sorta chemical
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#11
 2007-12-30, 11:21
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SnapShot 
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Re: What does your semen smell like?
Mine doesn't really smell like something until it dries. Then it smells a bit like eggy custard that's been left out of the fridge for too long.
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#12
 2007-12-30, 13:56
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Zeekz 
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Re: What does your semen smell like?
Sea men?
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#13
 2007-12-30, 16:07
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Joe C 
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Re: What does your semen smell like?
Salty smell and taste.
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#14
 2007-12-30, 16:49
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thedotmaster 
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Re: What does your semen smell like?
A salty edge with a hint of charcoal cut across by a slight element of steel oxide, a creamy texture and partially flat in tone. Lawlz. bleach - sumthin like that.
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#15
 2007-12-30, 17:16
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Von Bass 
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Re: What does your semen smell like?
biscuits. seriously, smells vaugely of oat digestives.
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#16
 2007-12-30, 21:40
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Sick_Boy 
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Re: What does your semen smell like?
My boyfriend's cum doesn't smell until it dries. And then it has that chloriney stale cum smell.
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#17
 2007-12-30, 22:47
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surprise buttsecks 
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Re: What does your semen smell like?
Kind of a chlorine-salty smell.
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#18
 2007-12-30, 22:50
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Cpt.Winters 
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Re: What does your semen smell like?
yeah mine smells like saltwater
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#19
 2007-12-30, 22:55
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Re: What does your semen smell like?
sort of bleachy with a hint of flour
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#20
 2007-12-30, 22:56
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Re: What does your semen smell like?
Mine smells like bread dough, right before you put it in the oven to bake. It's really weird.
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#21
 2007-12-31, 00:02
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frizog 
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Re: What does your semen smell like?
THis thread just gave me an excuse to whack it.
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#22
 2007-12-31, 00:43
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Re: What does your semen smell like?
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Originally Posted by frizog
THis thread just gave me an excuse to whack it.
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Your welcome!
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#23
 2007-12-31, 01:29
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Syphon 
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Re: What does your semen smell like?
Exactly like the goop stuff made of borax and glue.
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#24
 2007-12-31, 02:02
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Re: What does your semen smell like?
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Originally Posted by Syphon
Exactly like the goop stuff made of borax and glue.
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Intro to Chemistry... what a fun class :)
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#25
 2007-12-31, 04:07
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Spyke 
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Re: What does your semen smell like?
It smells like deluded chlorine.
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#26
 2008-01-03, 21:56
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Re: What does your semen smell like?
fish
5char
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#27
 2008-01-03, 22:49
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Re: What does your semen smell like?
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Originally Posted by Exothermia
The real question is, what does it taste like?
And in my case, the answer is, a million bucks.
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Mine tastes like 100 grand
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#28
 2008-01-03, 22:50
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Re: What does your semen smell like?
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Originally Posted by Spyke
It smells like deluded chlorine.
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really? I didn't know chlorine could be fooled into believing false stories and other misinformation. And all this time I just thought it was just a simple gaseous element. Silly me. What, pray tell, does deluded chlorine smell like, as opposed to accurate chlorine?
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#29
 2008-01-03, 23:29
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Shadowhunter_36 
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Re: What does your semen smell like?
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Originally Posted by O RLY
Mine smells like bread dough, right before you put it in the oven to bake. It's really weird.
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mine too, but with just a hint of chlorine as well. The chlorine smell is stronger some days, and nearly indistinguishable others.
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#30
 2008-01-04, 00:58
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Re: What does your semen smell like?
pancake batter lawl.
This. I don't make pancakes that often.
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#31
 2008-01-04, 01:50
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Re: What does your semen smell like?
Er...
Semen?
It's really kind of a unique smell for me, I can't really describe it.
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#32
 2008-01-04, 05:51
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Spyke 
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Re: What does your semen smell like?
really? I didn't know chlorine could be fooled into believing false stories and other misinformation. And all this time I just thought it was just a simple gaseous element. Silly me. What, pray tell, does deluded chlorine smell like, as opposed to accurate chlorine?
I've always learned that deluded means toned-down (for lack of better words). Deluded chlorine would smell weaker than accurate chlorine, which is quite strong-smelling. And you don't have to be a dick about it.
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#33
 2008-01-04, 06:29
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mindh4X0rz 
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Re: What does your semen smell like?
What most everyone else said. Kind of like bleach and dough. Mine also has a small hint of mushrooms.
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#34
 2008-01-04, 06:37
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Da Black Ice 
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Re: What does your semen smell like?
Sugar water.
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#35
 2008-01-04, 07:50
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Shadowhunter_36 
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Re: What does your semen smell like?
I've always learned that deluded means toned-down (for lack of better words). Deluded chlorine would smell weaker than accurate chlorine, which is quite strong-smelling. And you don't have to be a dick about it.
The word you're looking for is "diluted." I was using accurate as the opposite of the REAL meaning of deluded. In reality you can't put "deluded" or "accurate" in the same sentence with "chlorine" and expect it make any sense at all. Whoever taught you that's what deluded meant is fucking retarded, and you should slap them for misinforming you. If English is not your first language please say so, as I sincerely apologize for flaming you. However, if English IS your first language, you deserve to be slapped just as bad as whatever asshat taught you to speak.
The real definition:
de·lude /dɪˈlud/
verb (used with object), -lud·ed, -lud·ing.
1. to mislead the mind or judgment of; deceive: His conceit deluded him into believing he was important.
That means nothing even similar to "toned down."
I hope everyone has enjoyed today's english lesson.
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#36
 2008-01-04, 09:04
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Spyke 
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Re: What does your semen smell like?
The word you're looking for is "diluted." I was using accurate as the opposite of the REAL meaning of deluded. In reality you can't put "deluded" or "accurate" in the same sentence with "chlorine" and expect it make any sense at all. Whoever taught you that's what deluded meant is fucking retarded, and you should slap them for misinforming you. If English is not your first language please say so, as I sincerely apologize for flaming you. However, if English IS your first language, you deserve to be slapped just as bad as whatever asshat taught you to speak.
The real definition:
de·lude /dɪˈlud/
verb (used with object), -lud·ed, -lud·ing.
1. to mislead the mind or judgment of; deceive: His conceit deluded him into believing he was important.
That means nothing even similar to "toned down."
I hope everyone has enjoyed today's english lesson.
Dude, they both are pronounced the same. That was my first attempt at spelling it because I never needed to in the past. You're flaming me for misspelling a somewhat uncommon word. It was an honest mistake. Stop being such a douchebag.
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#37
 2008-01-04, 19:59
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Shadowhunter_36 
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Re: What does your semen smell like?
Dude, they both are pronounced the same.
Only if you have some kind of fucked up speech impediment, or if you're from Missouri. Oh wait... 
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#38
 2008-01-04, 20:06
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Re: What does your semen smell like?
http://hurri.kean.edu/dept/faculty/cletus.gif
-deus-
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#39
 2008-01-05, 00:06
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Spyke 
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Re: What does your semen smell like?
Only if you have some kind of fucked up speech impediment, or if you're from Missouri. Oh wait...
God damn, you're a fucking douche bag. Oh wait, you're from New York. 
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#40
 2008-01-05, 00:08
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Shadowhunter_36 
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Re: What does your semen smell like?
God damn, you're a fucking douche bag. Oh wait, you're from New York.
Finally, someone that understands me. :) Heh, if you lived here, this place would turn you into a jerk too. Fuck NY. The only cool things we have are some good universities and NYC itself, and I don't even get to live anywhere near the city, so what the fuck good does it do. 
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#41
 2008-01-05, 00:21
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Spyke 
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Re: What does your semen smell like?
Finally, someone that understands me. :) Heh, if you lived here, this place would turn you into a jerk too. Fuck NY. The only cool things we have are some good universities and NYC itself, and I don't even get to live anywhere near the city, so what the fuck good does it do.
Seriously, I haven't shown a bit of hostility towards you (except for my last post), and you turned into a total smartass. You need to mellow out a bit, man. I understand your attitude because of where you live, but I'm not a New Yorker. I'm not a dick to people for whatever reason. I don't think someone's a total idiot because they misspelled a word.
*Gives Shadowhunter an e-Xanax*
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#42
 2008-01-05, 02:47
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Shadowhunter_36 
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Re: What does your semen smell like?
*Gives Shadowhunter an e-Xanax*
*Chills the fuck out*
Yeah dude I've been a dick to a lot of people lately, idk why. Sorry if I offended you or anything.
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