Or post some of the things that make women just...so...so...different!


As some of you know last night I had to drive up to the airport to pick up Mrs.Ketch, who has been at home in Germany.

Actually, looking like Bruce Willis and going to an airport to pick up the wife in the Xmas week is a little worrying , you know?

*hums "The weather outside is frightful..>"

Anyway the Watford Cell of the Al-Axa Martyrs Brigade decided not to attack Stansted last night and the wife arrived safe and sound.

Waiting outside the Arrival barrier, I observed the same scenes play over and over again.

A woman comes through and spots her waiting female relatives/friends. She rushes up to them (like they are going to run off?) and then stops dead in her tracks, dropping her bag and her stupid wheelie suitcase, while they surround her. Naturally she stops in such a way as to then prevent anyone else getting past.

Then starts a series of "Cooooo" "heyyyyyyy" *tweet* *shriek* *kiss* *Oooooh* *giggle*
"EEEeeEEEeeeooOOOOOO" *tweet* *kiss* *hug* TWWEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!*

No matter what nationality, or language, it all sounds the same.

Now compare that to what happens when a man comes through and spots his mate or brother.

Man waiting *nods in acknowledgement* "'ello John"

Male arriving *nods back* " 'ello John, did you bring the motor?" *both walk off*

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Naturally she stops in such a way as to then prevent anyone else getting past.


THIS!

Drives me fuckin crazy too....not just in airports....malls, restaurants, coffe shops, wherever. It like their fat ass made it in the door, now stop and gawk and fuck the rest of the world trying to use the entrance.

Staying with the airport theme, difference between men and women? Carry on luggage! A guy can take a 5 hour flight armed with a magazine, newspaper or laptop and that's it. But most women need that battle sized carry on, as if their very existence would end if separated for a couple of hours with whatever shit is inside it. What amuses me most about a lot of these cunts is the body language/image they are trying to portray. You know the type....feminist business woman, all dolled up for some important meeting or something....that smug "I'm woman hear me roar" facial expression. But what happens when they actually make it ON the plane? Usually they struggle horrendously getting that carry-on in the overhead compartment, and its some sappy "gentleman" that has to help the damsel in distress out lifting the fucker up and securing it properly. Yeah sure.....she REALLY can handle her own, can't she???? ROFLMFAO!!!!

Jeez, Ketch, I would have thought somebody informed you by now. Women are fucking stupid, that's why most of the world has the common sense to put a man in charge. If the U.S. had a woman president, we'd be declaring war on a new country every 30 days, we'd have weekly laws banning whatever happens to annoy her, and we'd have an additional 2 trillion deficit because she has to buy a new fucking purse every other day.

Lulz. As funny as that is. It all depends on the woman. If yo really think that all women are the same, you need to go meet more. Or at least try.

Lulz. As funny as that is. It all depends on the woman. If yo really think that all women are the same, you need to go meet more. Or at least try.

I've met plenty of women that aren't like that.

They were an entirely NEW breed of batshit insane.

Lulz. As funny as that is. It all depends on the woman. If yo really think that all women are the same, you need to go meet more. Or at least try.

They arent all the same, but they all have a underlying pattern which runs similar between all females..or so i have noticed.

If the U.S. had a woman president, we'd be declaring war on a new country every 30 days,The President does not have the power to declare war.
we'd have weekly laws banning whatever happens to annoy her,The executive branch does not make laws.
and we'd have an additional 2 trillion deficit because she has to buy a new fucking purse every other day.The President is paid a salary, they do not have free reign of the Federal Budget.

womans heads are easily fucked with. I have yet to meet a woman who I found unheadfuckable.


By the same token their squishy brains can absorb a lot of shit that guys don't bother retaining because they find it useless but it does come in handy. I'd give an example but I don't waste time rememberin stupid shit I don't need to know.

The President does not have the power to declare war.

No, but it didn't take the current president much effort.

The executive branch does not make laws.

The president has the ability to submit new laws to Congress, and you can bet a woman would pull every dirty trick she could to get her way.

The President is paid a salary, they do not have free reign of the Federal Budget.

No bid contracts = huge amounts of money to companies owned by the president and his cronies = federal moneys into the president's pocket.

I drove down to Luton last night as it goes to pick my girlfriend up...Long story short, flight got cancelled, is on her way back on a coach due in tomorrow and I had to pay five 'n half knicker for half hour's parking!

But whilst there I saw the same sort of thing...Women going nuts and cuddling and crying and blocking everyone's path and all that good shit. Guys in the arriving and meeting parties exchanging nods (one pair shook hands) and that was that.

Face it...Women are naturally emotional...Men naturally want to get home and see what they missed on telly while they were gone.

People are stupid, person is smart.
Regardless of sex, if the person getting off the plane was alone and not meeting anyone they'd quietly move off. Unless they were old. Old people need to hurry up and die when they get to that dithery stage where they stop in the middle of a path, stare around in confusion and then slowly waddle off again.

I'd like to defend women and say they dont do that..but I cant. :( I've seen it everywhere, a woman see's another female she knows whilst out shopping and they seem to have to stop right there and have a conversation, regardles of where they are or who they might be in the way of.
Only last week my mum did this, I was going shopping with her and as we were about to go into sainsburys she saw an old friend, and literally right in the fucking doorway of sainsburys they had to stop and chat.
I was so ashamed.


Maybe perhaps it's something that only older women do? I sincerely hope so, it means I've another 20 years or so before I have to suicide, if that's the case.

Maybe perhaps it's something that only older women do? I sincerely hope so, it means I've another 20 years or so before I have to suicide, if that's the case.

Nope, women of all ages here do it, it's relentless. You're somehow avoiding it, kudos.

Only last week my mum did this, I was going shopping with her and as we were about to go into sainsburys she saw an old friend, and literally right in the fucking doorway of sainsburys they had to stop and chat.
I was so ashamed.


Maybe perhaps it's something that only older women do? I sincerely hope so, it means I've another 20 years or so before I have to suicide, if that's the case.

Yeah THIS too!

Yoyo, your mom should kiss the ground you walk on and be grateful you are as kind as you are. Because I woulda gotten her ass out of that doorway, and spared myself any kind of embarrasement. Worst case scenario involving my mom and her yenta friends.....

They we are at my son's funeral/viewing when some of my mom's friends from her seniors group appear. Of course I expect my mom to talk to them and grieve with them......but not 10 fuckin feet from the casket now BLOCKING the line of mourners trying to console my wife and I while witnessing the body. After a couple of minutes seeing how the line is having to go around my mom and her circle of 4 or 5 friends I walk over to her and whisper (at least I think she was the only one that heard, not that I care if anyone else did) in her ear......

"Could you please take your coven of hens to the BACK of the room, because you are congesting the line up of people trying to grieve here. This is a fuckin funeral, not some social hour for the geriatric club."

You damn right she moved!

"Could you please take your coven of hens to the BACK of the room, because you are congesting the line up of people trying to grieve here. This is a fuckin funeral, not some social hour for the geriatric club."

You damn right she moved!

Fuck yes!

Let me say that most girls are annoying as shit and when you see them do this at the mall usualy they are flipping their hair around and giggiling and trying to look cute. It's like they think as they stand their the whole reason the rest of the world is looking at them is because of how firm their tits are instead of the fact that they are blocking a large group of really annoyed people.

I've even had it happen where I was driving through Hollywood and they did it in the road. (Side note: When it comes to drivers in L.A the speed limit is just a recomindation out here, people hit 60 on these streets.) This girl ran across the street, causing a truck and three cars to slam on their brakes, which caused me and the rest of the people to slam on their breaks, as they hugged in the middle of the fucking road. If I had been first in line I would have run them over as a public service.

I had flash backs of Frogger when I saw that only in place of the frog was a giggiling girl in four inch heals trying to dodge a never ending array of BMW's.

girls have all the boobies

It is bullshit that all women stop and greet their friends like that. I don't. I've never had any friends but I wouldn't do that if I did.

Guys greet their friends too, but we either:

A. Keep walking and wave, nod, etc.
B. Move out of the way and chat.

People are stupid, person is smart.


Depends on said person

(Side note: When it comes to drivers in L.A the speed limit is just a recomindation out here, people hit 60 on these streets.)

Perhaps if these motorists were following the law it wouldn't have been such a dangerous situation.

Staying with the airport theme, difference between men and women? Carry on luggage! A guy can take a 5 hour flight armed with a magazine, newspaper or laptop and that's it. But most women need that battle sized carry on, as if their very existence would end if separated for a couple of hours with whatever shit is inside it. What amuses me most about a lot of these cunts is the body language/image they are trying to portray. You know the type....feminist business woman, all dolled up for some important meeting or something....that smug "I'm woman hear me roar" facial expression. But what happens when they actually make it ON the plane? Usually they struggle horrendously getting that carry-on in the overhead compartment, and its some sappy "gentleman" that has to help the damsel in distress out lifting the fucker up and securing it properly. Yeah sure.....she REALLY can handle her own, can't she???? ROFLMFAO!!!!


Really? I fly at least once a month and I've never come across this at all. They have flight attendants for a reason remember.

So thanks for the exaggeration.

As far as the amount of carry on luggage, I normally take my laptop, my camera bag and shoulder bag. Some might consider that a lot, but I'd rather my more expensive personal things didn't get heaved by the luggage handlers thank you.

...unheadfuckable....



Im not going to continue reading...this word just made my fucking day!

Ha! Just the other day I was on my way to work and had to wait while two men had a conversation while still in their cars. Sure there was no squealing and "kiss, kiss", but what was so important that they couldn't both pull over, park their cars, then talk? I had to beep my horn at them before they moved on.


Hehe bus drivers do that all the time here!
If a bus is coming from the opposite direction and the driver see's it's one of his mates they'll actually stop in the middle of the road and have a nice little face to face conversation. Traffic? Who cares! Actually doing a job and getting people on work on time? MEH! The fact that these huge fucking busses are so massive no one can pass on either side? SO WHAT!!


It's at times like this I wish I had Da_Gurus ballsiness but with added volume and could just yell from the back of the bus
"HURRY!.THE!.FUCK!.UP!"

OOOH, and men can be just as bad sometimes.
At work, the male barstaff and the ass. manager have a tendency to come into the kitchen and strike up a conversation about completely irrelevant shit.
HELLO! Did you miss the people in white running around with hot and sharp things in their hands?

However, they're easy to get rid of if you accidentally spill spitting hot custard on them whilst trying to get round them.
Fucking.Twats. Idiots! Next time you do that shit it wont be custard, it will be knives!