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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2007-12-27, 22:50
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midnight rider 
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Is there a cure for speed dick
Title says it all, can ya help me out S&A???  ????
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#2
 2007-12-27, 22:52
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Re: Is there a cure for speed dick
Once your dick is over 60 miles per hour it can't go under it?
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#3
 2007-12-27, 22:57
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Re: Is there a cure for speed dick
viagra. seriously.
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#4
 2007-12-27, 22:59
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Re: Is there a cure for speed dick
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#5
 2007-12-27, 23:15
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Re: Is there a cure for speed dick
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This.
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#6
 2007-12-27, 23:37
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Re: Is there a cure for speed dick
A speeding ticket?
/bad joke
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#7
 2007-12-27, 23:38
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Re: Is there a cure for speed dick
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Originally Posted by surprise buttsecks
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Really though, This.
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#8
 2007-12-27, 23:43
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midnight rider 
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Re: Is there a cure for speed dick
And what the fuck is that?? The pills,not the whiskey..Im not that slow.
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#9
 2007-12-27, 23:58
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Re: Is there a cure for speed dick
There is no cure that I've found other than to wait it out.
Theoretically, you could use a vasodilator to counteract the speed, but that's just asking for a heart attack or something...
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#10
 2007-12-28, 00:21
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Re: Is there a cure for speed dick
Learn to keep your boner, whack another johnny on and go back for the second half.
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#11
 2007-12-28, 01:06
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Re: Is there a cure for speed dick
I've just gotten used to not having sex when I'm spun.
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#12
 2007-12-28, 01:33
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Re: Is there a cure for speed dick
They have desensitizing spray you can apply to help you last longer, but it won't be as good.
Or you can just have sex with the same women over and over until she's not the least bit attractive anymore. All pussy gets old.
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#13
 2007-12-28, 01:40
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Re: Is there a cure for speed dick
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Originally Posted by SilentMind
They have desensitizing spray you can apply to help you last longer, but it won't be as good.
Or you can just have sex with the same women over and over until she's not the least bit attractive anymore. All pussy gets old.
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Speed dick: When you can't get it up because you're doing speed/coke/x and all of the vessels in your dick are contracted and don't become engorged with blood.
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#14
 2007-12-28, 05:59
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Re: Is there a cure for speed dick
Speed dick: When you can't get it up because you're doing speed/coke/x and all of the vessels in your dick are contracted and don't become engorged with blood.
...oh...
I thought you just blew his load too quickly.
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#15
 2007-12-28, 06:41
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ihatesawed_off_pump 
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Re: Is there a cure for speed dick
...oh...
I thought you just blew his load too quickly.
LOL, you just said you thought he got the OP off too soon... burn.
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#16
 2007-12-28, 06:55
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Re: Is there a cure for speed dick
LOL, you just said you thought he got the OP off too soon... burn.
lol...stfu
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#17
 2007-12-28, 07:07
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Re: Is there a cure for speed dick
Speed dick: When you can't get it up because you're doing speed/coke/x and all of the vessels in your dick are contracted and don't become engorged with blood.
Well then.
Then don't do so much coke, or take a small break, if you wanna fuck?
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#18
 2007-12-28, 18:22
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Re: Is there a cure for speed dick
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Originally Posted by Lovecraft
Once your dick is over 60 miles per hour it can't go under it?
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shit, just wait till you hit 88mph.
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#19
 2007-12-28, 18:41
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Alexa > IRC Goon Squad
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Re: Is there a cure for speed dick
I must be a bigger perv than all of you, because I never had any problems like you've all described. Hell, back in the early 90's when I managed to rack up a $15,000 phone bill in 2 months it was all started on a marathon night of meth and 1-900 #'s. I can get hard enough to fuck a steel girder....just takes forever to cum.
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#20
 2007-12-28, 18:42
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Re: Is there a cure for speed dick
Well then.
Then don't do so much coke, or take a small break, if you wanna fuck?
Really, the best way to do it is to start having sex/ get it up before the second line. The more you do coke, the more it wears down on your body and mind and just starts to suck anyways.
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#21
 2007-12-28, 18:55
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Re: Is there a cure for speed dick
I must be a bigger perv than all of you, because I never had any problems like you've all described. Hell, back in the early 90's when I managed to rack up a $15,000 phone bill in 2 months it was all started on a marathon night of meth and 1-900 #'s. I can get hard enough to fuck a steel girder....just takes forever to cum.Once it's up, it's not going down, yeah, but my problem was not being able to get it up to begin with :(
But when I did manage to get it up... Good lord.
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#22
 2007-12-28, 22:21
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Re: Is there a cure for speed dick
Speed dick: When you can't get it up because you're doing speed/coke/x and all of the vessels in your dick are contracted and don't become engorged with blood.
it shrinks and basically become mini-boner.
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#23
 2007-12-29, 00:12
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Re: Is there a cure for speed dick
Stop hanging about with ugly girls?
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#24
 2007-12-30, 07:16
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midnight rider 
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Re: Is there a cure for speed dick
Well, I could kinda get one, but it would shrink over time.... I guess I will just have to wait it out.
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#25
 2007-12-31, 10:42
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Re: Is there a cure for speed dick
Speed dick: When you can't get it up because you're doing speed/coke/x and all of the vessels in your dick are contracted and don't become engorged with blood.
its actually erectile tissue, kinda like a sponge. less vessels than you would think
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#26
 2007-12-31, 22:05
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Re: Is there a cure for speed dick
its actually erectile tissue, kinda like a sponge. less vessels than you would think
Whatever, you get the picture.
Mine reminds me of like one of those little pink erasers when i'm on coke, it's all stubby and rubbery.
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