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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2007-12-27, 22:50
midnight rider midnight rider is offline
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Default Is there a cure for speed dick

Title says it all, can ya help me out S&A???Confused????
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Old 2007-12-27, 22:52
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Default Re: Is there a cure for speed dick

Once your dick is over 60 miles per hour it can't go under it?
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Old 2007-12-27, 22:57
asthesunsets asthesunsets is offline
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Default Re: Is there a cure for speed dick

viagra. seriously.
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Old 2007-12-27, 22:59
surprise buttsecks surprise buttsecks is offline
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Default Re: Is there a cure for speed dick

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Old 2007-12-27, 23:15
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Default Re: Is there a cure for speed dick

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 #6 
Old 2007-12-27, 23:37
DesertRebel DesertRebel is offline
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Default Re: Is there a cure for speed dick

A speeding ticket?

/bad joke
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Old 2007-12-27, 23:38
jolt890 jolt890 is offline
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Default Re: Is there a cure for speed dick

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 #8 
Old 2007-12-27, 23:43
midnight rider midnight rider is offline
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Default Re: Is there a cure for speed dick

And what the fuck is that?? The pills,not the whiskey..Im not that slow.
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Old 2007-12-27, 23:58
robinhoody robinhoody is offline
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Default Re: Is there a cure for speed dick

There is no cure that I've found other than to wait it out.

Theoretically, you could use a vasodilator to counteract the speed, but that's just asking for a heart attack or something...
 #10 
Old 2007-12-28, 00:21
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Default Re: Is there a cure for speed dick

Learn to keep your boner, whack another johnny on and go back for the second half.
 #11 
Old 2007-12-28, 01:06
genericwittyusername genericwittyusername is offline
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Default Re: Is there a cure for speed dick

I've just gotten used to not having sex when I'm spun.
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Old 2007-12-28, 01:33
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Default Re: Is there a cure for speed dick

They have desensitizing spray you can apply to help you last longer, but it won't be as good.

Or you can just have sex with the same women over and over until she's not the least bit attractive anymore. All pussy gets old.
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Old 2007-12-28, 01:40
genericwittyusername genericwittyusername is offline
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Default Re: Is there a cure for speed dick

Quote:
Originally Posted by SilentMind
They have desensitizing spray you can apply to help you last longer, but it won't be as good.

Or you can just have sex with the same women over and over until she's not the least bit attractive anymore. All pussy gets old.


Speed dick: When you can't get it up because you're doing speed/coke/x and all of the vessels in your dick are contracted and don't become engorged with blood.
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Old 2007-12-28, 05:59
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Florida, US
Default Re: Is there a cure for speed dick

Speed dick: When you can't get it up because you're doing speed/coke/x and all of the vessels in your dick are contracted and don't become engorged with blood.

...oh...

I thought you just blew his load too quickly.
 #15 
Old 2007-12-28, 06:41
ihatesawed_off_pump ihatesawed_off_pump is offline
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Default Re: Is there a cure for speed dick

...oh...

I thought you just blew his load too quickly.

LOL, you just said you thought he got the OP off too soon... burn.
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Old 2007-12-28, 06:55
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Florida, US
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LOL, you just said you thought he got the OP off too soon... burn.

lol...stfu
 #17 
Old 2007-12-28, 07:07
Orange_Crusader Orange_Crusader is offline
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Default Re: Is there a cure for speed dick

Speed dick: When you can't get it up because you're doing speed/coke/x and all of the vessels in your dick are contracted and don't become engorged with blood.

Well then.

Then don't do so much coke, or take a small break, if you wanna fuck?
 #18 
Old 2007-12-28, 18:22
Flamethrowa Flamethrowa is offline
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Default Re: Is there a cure for speed dick

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lovecraft
Once your dick is over 60 miles per hour it can't go under it?


shit, just wait till you hit 88mph.
 #19 
Old 2007-12-28, 18:41
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Default Re: Is there a cure for speed dick

I must be a bigger perv than all of you, because I never had any problems like you've all described. Hell, back in the early 90's when I managed to rack up a $15,000 phone bill in 2 months it was all started on a marathon night of meth and 1-900 #'s. I can get hard enough to fuck a steel girder....just takes forever to cum.
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Old 2007-12-28, 18:42
genericwittyusername genericwittyusername is offline
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Default Re: Is there a cure for speed dick

Well then.

Then don't do so much coke, or take a small break, if you wanna fuck?

Really, the best way to do it is to start having sex/ get it up before the second line. The more you do coke, the more it wears down on your body and mind and just starts to suck anyways.
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Old 2007-12-28, 18:55
robinhoody robinhoody is offline
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Default Re: Is there a cure for speed dick

I must be a bigger perv than all of you, because I never had any problems like you've all described. Hell, back in the early 90's when I managed to rack up a $15,000 phone bill in 2 months it was all started on a marathon night of meth and 1-900 #'s. I can get hard enough to fuck a steel girder....just takes forever to cum.Once it's up, it's not going down, yeah, but my problem was not being able to get it up to begin with :(

But when I did manage to get it up... Good lord.
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Old 2007-12-28, 22:21
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Default Re: Is there a cure for speed dick

Speed dick: When you can't get it up because you're doing speed/coke/x and all of the vessels in your dick are contracted and don't become engorged with blood.

it shrinks and basically become mini-boner.
 #23 
Old 2007-12-29, 00:12
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WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Default Re: Is there a cure for speed dick

Stop hanging about with ugly girls?
 #24 
Old 2007-12-30, 07:16
midnight rider midnight rider is offline
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Default Re: Is there a cure for speed dick

Well, I could kinda get one, but it would shrink over time.... I guess I will just have to wait it out.
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Old 2007-12-31, 10:42
Mik-O Mik-O is offline
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Default Re: Is there a cure for speed dick

Speed dick: When you can't get it up because you're doing speed/coke/x and all of the vessels in your dick are contracted and don't become engorged with blood.

its actually erectile tissue, kinda like a sponge. less vessels than you would think
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Old 2007-12-31, 22:05
genericwittyusername genericwittyusername is offline
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Default Re: Is there a cure for speed dick

its actually erectile tissue, kinda like a sponge. less vessels than you would think

Whatever, you get the picture.

Mine reminds me of like one of those little pink erasers when i'm on coke, it's all stubby and rubbery.
 
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