I made a post earlier asking how do you determine whether or not your date was/is a man. I have discovered the answer and will now share it with totse.

As quoted from The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Dating & Sex by Joshua Piven, David Borgenicht, and Jennifer Worwick.

1) Look at her (or his) hand.
Compare the length of your date's fourth and second fingers. Most men have ring fingers that are conspicuously longer than their index fingers, whereas most women have ring fingers that are close to the same length. Testosterone levels likely account for the greater length.

Also take notice of the amount of hair on your date's knuckles, hands, and forearms. Most men will have visible, dark hair (or signs of recently removed hair) on their hands and wrists, and sometimes knuckles.

2) Be suspicious of baggy clothing.
Your date may be trying to concel a telltale bulge.

3) Look for an Adam's apple.
Most men have a bump in the middle of their throat. Most women, do not.

4) Observe shoulders and hips.
Men's shoulders tend to be broader than their hips, while women's hips and shoulders tend to be closer to the same width. Do not be fooled by shoulder pads.

5) Follow your date up a flight of stairs.
Take note of how she (or he) moves while ascending. Men tend to walk in a more "straight ahead" motion with minimal "wobbling" back and forth. Women tend to sway a bit from side to side, due to the position of their pelvises. Women also tend to lean forward slightly.

Be Aware:
- Look for at least three of these characteristics before you draw your conclusions about your date's gender, then make your plans accordingly.
-Voice is not always a good indicator of gender - a low voice may simply be the result of hard living.

Have you recently had a questionable date?

I lol'd

That whole thing about the finger length.... my ring finger is considerably longer than my index, and I assure you I've always been female.

yea yea a female on the inside right? you tranny

Lawl I think it'd be fun and interesting to be surprised after a date.

yea yea a female on the inside right? you tranny

Hahahahaha actually.... when I was about 10 my sister started a rumour that I had been born a boy..... and everyone started to call me tripod.

But yeah.... the finger thing again, my last boyfriend had the complete opposite to me... his ring finger was shorter than his index finger like a girls should be. That made sense actually I think I did have way more testosterone than him because he wasn't half as horny as me

Same.

"Hold still, lemme examine your hand 'cuz I think you might be a dude..."

Or you could just cop a feel.


If you feel a cock an balls you punch the fag in the face. If it's flat apologize and say "just checking". Unless she looks like she liked it. Then keep going.

what the fuck is this bullshit. if you can't tell what gender is it, then fuck you.

This needs to archived.

Soro one beat me to it.

Just lunge for the crotch, and if questioned just say 'tranny check, or something to that effect. I'm sure most women would consider this appropriate procedure.

I say fuck it...Literally.

If it's close enough to female looking, get drunk, turn off the lights and go in from behind.

Apart from if you're me...In which case I would notice that it's actually a guy.
But just in case, I'd say "What's fucking wrong with you?!...Go get me alcohol...And make sure it costs the same or more than what I paid for your shit, mother fucker! And no, you're not getting lucky tonight unless you like the feeling of steel toecaps in your arse."

This is a touchy subject...And why the fuck are we discussing trannies anyway?

Iron hoofs showing off the mutton is fucking wrong. (anyone who can translate what I just said is my new friend)

I say fuck it...Literally.

Iron hoofs showing off the mutton is fucking wrong. (anyone who can translate what I just said is my new friend)

Sorry pal... but if you have to bribe someone (especially here on S&A) with being your new friend, even if you are a MOD here, by being able to comprehend your idiotic rant, then you should more seriously consider studying that "OFF" button on you computer and use it wisely to prevent posts like you just made.

Just sayin'....
As your could have been newest best friend.

IF not certain of the gender of your date/drunk person you picked up, then proceed to get some standards.

On a side note, I nearly fell off of my chair when I saw the title.

Well, consider this a guide for those who pick up chicks online or have a cruel friend who hooks them up on a blind date with a tranny.

Uh, it can differ majorly, I know girls with some badass hair on their arms but with genuine female boobs and other traits, so the only indicator I would recommend would the... cock and balls of a tranny. Or the hands, actually, but not only the size, but the shape.

My (almost) GF is around 6'1" (Im 6'3"), weighs slighter more than I do (cause Im a boney fuck), has hands roughly the same size as I (although a totally different shape, theyre very slender and womanly, almost uh... elvish? really long fingers and that stuff), and her shoe size is around 11 or even 11 1/2, but again, she has very slender feet. And checked, she aint' got no cocks or anything.

Huh , I know what an 'iron' is of course but the only time I use 'mutton' is in like 'I'm a bit mutton/ mutt and Jeff' so nope no idea what you're on about me Ol'China.

Or did you mean , 'mutton dressed as lamb' ?

Or did you mean , 'mutton dressed as lamb' ?

Close...Mutton dressed as lamb = older woman trying to look young...Mutton being a woman...An iron appearing to be a woman would be a trannie.

Close...Mutton dressed as lamb = older woman trying to look young...Mutton being a woman...An iron appearing to be a woman would be a trannie.

Good ole London :D

http://rapidshare.com/files/77349015/mickey2.WMV.html

http://rapidshare.com/files/77349015/mickey2.WMV.html


She's hawt! *faps*

(btw people I Nod32'd it and it said clean so its probably ok to download.)

She's hawt! *faps*

(btw people I Nod32'd it and it said clean so its probably ok to download.)
Yeh, nothing like someone who crossed over while still in puberty, thereby getting rid of all those nasty secondary traits like a square jaw, heavy brow ridges, thick fleshy wrists, etc.

Oh, and you use Nod32 too? Heh.

One more thing, does anyone know where can I get the full vid? For... educational purposes, honestly.

Yeh, nothing like someone who crossed over while still in puberty, thereby getting rid of all those nasty secondary traits like a square jaw, heavy brow ridges, thick fleshy wrists, etc.

Oh, and you use Nod32 too? Heh.

One more thing, does anyone know where can I get the full vid? For... educational purposes, honestly.

I download a hella lot of torrents so really there is only Kaspersky or Nod32 to choose from. Problem is, this is an old steam powered IBM T21 with all the raw throbbing power of a Lady Shave so I use Nod use cos the footprint is tiny.

Its not let me down...yet....

Hell I may even end up buying it....one day.

God Damnit

My index finger is longer than my ring finger. :(