shit. im 24 and i have no kids yet. my last girlfriend is 23 and has a kid. shes four. shes due in march. now my new girl friend is 29 and has 2 kids. 4 and 7. we just found out on Christmas morning why she was puking so much. damn. my ex was on the pill. didn't work. my new girl had her tubes tied and was also on the pill. again didn't work. what the fuck! i guess its just got that super sperm. reality still hasn't hit me from the first surprise. now i got another one. i think i need a new job.

speak your minds.

Poor bastard.

But look on the bright side...I'm sure Jerry Springer would take this.

Studly McStudman strikes again!

Falcon Punch. Now.

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You are the exact reason why I'm glad I didn't get back with the first guy I was with. He has a kid now, and coincidentally, he just messaged me today asking if he can come live with me. Haha, I guess he wasn't ready for parenthood.

"Hi! 'Member me? Can I come lives wit' youse?"

Pretty much... Then "Why not? You should trust me! I just want to come stay with you and be with you, I promise, that's the only reason I want to come down there!"

The funny thing is, the girl that he has the kid with seems to think that they're together, and he doesn't know that I know he has a kid, which makes it all the more lulzy.

my new girl had her tubes tied and was also on the pill. again didn't work.

She was on the pill after her tubes were tied... why? I mean, it's not like she has periods to control. Fuck, what are the odds of a girl having her tubes tied and falling pregnant? About 1 in 100,000 yeah? And the odds of the pill failing, provided they take it at the same time each day? About 1 in 5,000 or so. Shit, so it's overall about... 1 in 500,000,000? One in five hundred million? (Could be slightly off, it's been a long time since I did statistics, but the point stands).

You are singularly the most unlucky guy in the world. And that's not even counting the other girl.

Lol..

Fucking call Guinness, kid.

Troll. No one with their tubes tied would be on the pill.

Why don't you go and take a pill, you fuck?

Apocalypse, shut the hell up. Zek's point stands. It's not like she's needing to double up for protection. This isn't a pill and condom sort of situation. Taking the pill after having her tubes tied is just overloading her system with hormones she doesn't need. No doctor in their right mind would even prescribe it.

Hah.
Well how does it feel to be a meal ticket for not one but two women?

You were stupid to trust them. Stupid to not be more carefull.
Stupid to beleive a girl when she tells you that she's on the pill and also has her tubes tied!
However, there's nothing saying you have to stick around, is there?
If you dont want kids dont stay with the girl you're with. You say she's allready got children so she's clearly been coping without the fathers of those ones around, so wtf should you stick around?
And also, if you play daddy (Fair enough if you decide to) how will you feel about acting daddy to another mans child?

But hey, if you keep it, atleast you wont have to worry about food for a while. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/raveyoyo/birthcontrol.jpg)

LMFAO!!!

Lesson learned: never bang two women with kids at the same time.

I mean, it's not like she has periods to control.

Taking the pill after having her tubes tied is just overloading her system with hormones she doesn't need.

I swear to god, the longer I stay in S & A....the less hope I have for humanity. IDIOT!

Pint, you have no business having sex yourself, and your advice is profoundly stupid. Go surf the netz on "sex education" and come back to us in a couple years.... ok?

A woman having a tubal still has her period, still goes through a NORMAL fuckin mentrual cycle. All a tubal does is prevent the egg from entering the uterus. The egg, blood and other waste is STILL expelled just like in any other woman after no fertilization occurs. Periods don't stop until a woman hits menopause, because THEN the ovaries stop producing eggs.

Tell us pint, exactly what the fuck did you think a woman's body did with all of those eggs and other crap if you believed their period stopped? Storing them up for a rainy day? Hiding them like some turtle in the Galapagos Islands? Shooting them out her ass during a monthly case of diarhea? Give her chronic nosebleeds, or maybe she could sneeze the eggs out?

What.The.Fuck.

OP, 2 abortions, end of story.....run don't walk away from both of them after the procedure is done. Maybe the clinic can give you a discount on multiple appointments. With any luck they can get scheduled the same day, be in beds next to each other during recovery and have some lovely girl talk about your bedroom prowess and amazingly resilient/tenacious sperm. Problem solved.

my new girl had her tubes tied

I think she was lying to you.

that being said allow me to get to the main point.
ABORTION
ABORTION
ABORTION
ABORTION
ABORTION
ABORTION
ABORTION
ABORTION
ABORTION
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ABORTION

good man

lol@someonetrustingbitcheswhowanttoget pregnantsoshecanget child support.

I think she was lying to you.

that being said allow me to get to the main point.
ABORTION
ABORTION
ABORTION
ABORTION
ABORTION
ABORTION
ABORTION
ABORTION
ABORTION
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ABORTION


^^That.

Jesus Christ...

They're both single with kids, and you actually thought they weren't looking to trap a husband?

You know how hard it is for any single woman with kids to find someone? They'll do whatever the fuck it takes to get any support possible (financial or otherwise).

GODDAMN FILTHY FUCKING WHORES FUCK!!!!!!!



I pray daily for a male birth control pill to hit the shelves.

Can you imagine how fucking much child births will drop, world-wide?

It's going to be the funniest day in human history! Women the world over will cringe at the fact that they've lost their biggest bargaining chip of all.

:D

QFT!

That male birth control better work 100%! Or at least 99.9%

QFT!

That male birth control better work 100%! Or at least 99.9%

It would be so epic!

Teen pregnancies will be a thing of the past.

It would also completely eliminate the need for abortions.

Abortions, teen pregnancies, and paternity tests, all fucking erased from human existence.

I don't understand why a male birth control pill isn't the top priority for any pharmaceutical developer!

There must be too many wimminz at the top of these operations. As long as there are any women in the power to prevent this pill, it will never materialize. :(

I was going to say you better pray there's better be no bitches in the male birth control labs.

I know! :(

Condoms ftw.

Babies Everywhere

The male birth control pill should be coming out in the next few years.

Now I know it's a hard thought to grasp, but not all women are evil lying whores who want to shit out babies and trap men into caring for them.


I do agree that it would be fucking awesome if there was a proper, serious male contraceptive.
Females cant be trusted, especially if they're broody.

Now I know it's a hard thought to grasp, but not all women are evil lying whores who want to shit out babies and trap men into caring for them.



Females cant be trusted, especially if they're broody.


I was about to agree........but changed my mind! broodiness has got fuck all to do with it..........you are so wrong and you know it

my new girl had her tubes tied and was also on the pill. again didn't work. what the fuck! i guess its just got that super sperm.

There's no fucking way her tubes were tied and she was on the pill and you still got her pregnant. What the fuck did she do, grow another tube?

That's good news. But it's not soon enough! Why is it taking so long?

Men are the ones who NEED birth control, not women. No man would EVER get a girl pregnant unless he was 100% ready to raise kids.

So I really don't understand why they just concentrated on all sorts of female birth control methods. It just doesn't make any sense.

Unless, of course, they were just much easier to invent.

Now I know it's a hard thought to grasp, but not all women are evil lying whores who want to shit out babies and trap men into caring for them.

But, unfortunately, most are.

And it's not always a matter of being an evil cunt. It's a natural instinctual desire for women to want to have kids. I'll bet there are many women who say they'd never get themselves knocked up on purpose, but I'll bet that plenty will simple "allow it to happen", and blame it on negligence. When really there is a deeply seeded biological urge prompting them to do this.

Men have a natural fear of having children. Why do so many young women want to have a kid so badly? They aren't all accidents. But ask a hundred young men if they're looking to have a baby, and my bet is that roughly 99% would say they aren't ready.

Any decent, normal man needs to be with a woman for at least a few years before he's ready to start reproducing.

So as you can see, there are a lot of reasons for a woman to want to keep this project from following through to completion. It will change the world DRASTICALLY. It will probably be the most important event in human history. Ever.

I do agree that it would be fucking awesome if there was a proper, serious male contraceptive.
Females cant be trusted, especially if they're broody.

It's good that you can see this.

But, it will make it harder for a lot of women to bear children. I can just see guys lying about being on the pill, only instead of saying that they're on the pill, they'll be lying and saying they're off of it.

"Oh come on, baby, you can trust me! You know I care about you and want to start a family with you!"

Although, even though this form of trickery is cruel and evil, I still think it's 100 times better than lying in order to have kids. That ruins 3 people's lives. No kids only causes a slight inconvenience for one.

I was about to agree........but changed my mind! broodiness has got fuck all to do with it..........you are so wrong and you know it

What??

I had to look up what broody meant, but if I understand it correctly, then a broody chick is definitely much more likely to do whatever it takes to get herself knocked up than a chick who isn't broody.

Choose one and only one.

Abortion
Childsupport

You will be stuck with the consequences of your choice for the rest of yor life

Umm... That's not exactly up to him.

His life is in these women's hands now.

Once the sperm leaves the penis, all you can do is sit back and watch as your life crumbles to pieces, while the woman gets all kinds of options down the road. I bet some women derive some kind of sick pleasure out of the whole process.

*prays even harder for male birth control pill*

Male pill?

Gentlemen, I believe we've just solved the abortion issue.

Exactly!!

With a male birth control pill, there will NEVER AGAIN be a need for any abortion. The whole never-ending debate will be completely closed, as it will become obsolete.

Of course, this is only assuming that the pill is 100% effective.

It better be though. God, that would be fucking AMAZING. That would bring us so much closer to a Utopian society.

Exactly!!

With a male birth control pill, there will NEVER AGAIN be a need for any abortion. The whole never-ending debate will be completely closed, as it will become obsolete.

Damn, I wish this had been thought of before that debate I was at, I would have owned!

Oh come on men are just as useless as women. The female one doesn't always work if you're on antibiotics, or have the shits, or are sick, or loads of other stuff. So what makes you think the male one would be any different? You seriously trying to tell me beer glugging, vindaloo eating lads aren't going to be sick or get the shits?

I think if anything it'll INCREASE unwanted pregnancies. Unless of course the couple in question take both the male and female pill.

Anyway whats all this about women trapping men into having babies? Jeez use a fucking condom! See? Not so hard is it?

Yea, but if they both take it, then it shouldn't be a problem.

Lots of the women don't care for the condoms. It's kind of hard to tell them "No" when they're ready to go.

Oh come on men are just as useless as women. The female one doesn't always work if you're on antibiotics, or have the shits, or are sick, or loads of other stuff. So what makes you think the male one would be any different? You seriously trying to tell me beer glugging, vindaloo eating lads aren't going to be sick or get the shits?

I think if anything it'll INCREASE unwanted pregnancies.

What!? Are you mentally retarded!?

How would that cause increased unwanted pregnancies? Even if it's only like 50% effective, that still cuts unwanted pregnancies right in half.

Anyway whats all this about women trapping men into having babies? Jeez use a fucking condom! See? Not so hard is it?

Umm... there's a HUGE fucking difference in sensitivity when it comes to condoms.

But of course, why should a chick care about this, since it doesn't affect her...

Oh come on men are just as useless as women.

That has to be the dumbest thing I've ever heard...

I hope you realize that if it were possible for a parent to choose the gender of their offspring, the vast majority would choose males over females.

Exactly!!

With a male birth control pill, there will NEVER AGAIN be a need for any abortion. The whole never-ending debate will be completely closed, as it will become obsolete.Rape.

Not all rapists will be on the pill, because they won't give a shit...

Rape.

Not all rapists will be on the pill, because they won't give a shit...

I actually already thought of that, and there's no way a rapist would be dumb enough to not get on the pill. I mean... that would be beyond retarded...

Plus, you'd think that any guy would get on that pill the day his balls drop. So even impulse rapists will already be on the pill.

But, still, I guess there will be extremely rare cases where abortions might be needed. Still, it will become so uncommon that it will be practically a thing of the past.

I hope you realize that if it were possible for a parent to choose the gender of their offspring, the vast majority would choose males over females.

No shit, a huge chunk of the world's population is Chinese.

No shit, a huge chunk of the world's population is Chinese.

It's definitely not just the Chinese...

I know I would definitely choose a son over a daughter as my first child.

Then again, maybe I'm a bit biased.

It's definitely not just the Chinese...

I know I would definitely choose a son over a daughter as my first child.

Then again, maybe I'm a bit biased.

I'm the opposite.

I would much rather have a daughter than a son, for fear that the son would turn out like me.

I'm the opposite.

I would much rather have a daughter than a son, for fear that the son would turn out like me.

I don't know what you mean by that exactly, but for the same reasons I don't really want to have any kids.

Despite the fact that I would kinda like to establish my own bloodline, I don't want to put anyone through what I'm going through.

So I dunno... I'm kinda hoping to avoid having kids at all cost.

Which is probably a big contributing factor to my being so passionately against female trickery like in this thread, or other causes of accidental/unwanted pregnancies.

Any pregnancy involving me is unwanted.

It's definitely not just the Chinese...

I know I would definitely choose a son over a daughter as my first child.

Then again, maybe I'm a bit biased.

Would you be happy for your son to be the gayman that you're not faggy enough to be yourself?

If you will look into the Chinese desire for sons? For the Manly Man to carry on the family name & lineage? Where exactly are these grandchildren to be born from, if all the other parents want sons too? There are millions more boys/men < 40 than there are girls.

If you were a Chinese leader: would you encourage adultery & divorce so more of these single men could have hetero sex & father kids?

Would you be happy for your son to be the gayman that you're not faggy enough to be yourself?

If you will look into the Chinese desire for sons? For the Manly Man to carry on the family name & lineage? Where exactly are these grandchildren to be born from, if all the other parents want sons too? There are millions more boys/men < 40 than there are girls.

If you were a Chinese leader: would you encourage adultery & divorce so more of these single men could have hetero sex & father kids?

Ok, so either everyone agrees with me, in that having a son is superior to having a daughter; or everyone disagrees and prefers having things remain natural/equal.

If the former, then I'm obviously not alone in my idea that men are superior. Therefor, there's no point in questioning me on what is obviously a popular opinion.

Or if it is the latter, then there is no issue, as there will be plenty of females for my sons to procreate with.

I don't know what you mean by that exactly, but for the same reasons I don't really want to have any kids.

Despite the fact that I would kinda like to establish my own bloodline, I don't want to put anyone through what I'm going through.

So I dunno... I'm kinda hoping to avoid having kids at all cost.

Which is probably a big contributing factor to my being so passionately against female trickery like in this thread, or other causes of accidental/unwanted pregnancies.

Any pregnancy involving me is unwanted.

Well, I'd rather not have kids, as well, but if I had to, I'd rather it be a girl.

Aight, totses being slower than a motherfucker. Imma have to bounce up outta this bitch for a minute. Holla at a playa later. Peace.

With ewes? No need for latex or BC pills!

I actually already thought of that, and there's no way a rapist would be dumb enough to not get on the pill. I mean... that would be beyond retarded...

Plus, you'd think that any guy would get on that pill the day his balls drop. So even impulse rapists will already be on the pill.

But, still, I guess there will be extremely rare cases where abortions might be needed. Still, it will become so uncommon that it will be practically a thing of the past.

The pill wouldn't be needed. A rapist who isn't retarded would use a condom to prevent his DNA from getting into the girl, and to prevent him from possibly catching anything.

Based on the information you're giving us(you're a 24 year old pimp daddy who just can't stop getting girls pregnant) you shouldn't be stupid enough to ever believe you got a girl pregnant with her tubes tied and on the pill.

/thread

about the second girl that has her tubes tied, they are tied but they ran a dye threw her ovaries to see if there was any leaks, and there was a small one thats why she was on the pill. no im not getting an abortion. thats not really my choice. hell im not going to say get one then she decides to have it then tells my kid i wanted to kill her. they both dont believe its fair for the kid. even though the first one had 2 done to her already! with the first girl we made a financial arrangement. basically i get everything the kid needs to be healthy. with the second one im still with her and shes moving in with me in 2 months or so. i might sound a little odd but im ready to start a family. this time shes getting 3 knots in that mother fucker!

I have two kids, also. Both with different mothers. Those bitches who got pregnant? Their fault. My current girlfriend just had an abortion. There are ways to pick winners. Drug use and eating disorders.

This story has holes.

That has to be the dumbest thing I've ever heard...

I hope you realize that if it were possible for a parent to choose the gender of their offspring, the vast majority would choose males over females.

It true! Men worth more, get more dowry.




This thread makes me incredibly thankfull that when I get broody it's only for guinea pigs.
A guinea pig takes up only a cage and a bit of food and water each day, lives it's little life happily nibbling away on whatever food you happen to poke through the bars, enjoys occaisional shnuggles but doesent demand all your time/money and a new games console each month, and dies a quiet death in around 4-5 years.

I enjoy cats myself. :)

that seems like a fairly modest proposal..

Also, you guys seem fairly ready to dive headfirst into something that won't be well tested...I'd be weary of anything screwing with my hormones, and I fully understand if any girl had issues taking the pill.


Men have a natural fear of having children. Why do so many young women want to have a kid so badly? They aren't all accidents. But ask a hundred young men if they're looking to have a baby, and my bet is that roughly 99% would say they aren't ready.


I have to disagree. On a biological level, it would make sense for men to try to spread their seed as far and wide as possible. Genghis Khan had like 1000 kids (don't quote me on that). But perhaps what men aren't looking for is commitment, ie, they want to knock up as many bitches as possible and get the hell out of there. Biologically of course. Now we have this society where one goes with the other, and the fear of commitment seems to surpass the desire to procreate. At least, in young men (inb4ketch).

Also, I think Enset is right. It will increase the number of births, because people will be more careless.

Wow its amazing how much the males on totse want a male birth control pill.
One thread jacked

And one thread starter, about to become a fater twice over (classic totse)

Wow you are stupid aren't you?

Wow you are stupid aren't you?

He's not totally wrong.
Of course theres a chance of error, but seriously? if a girl claims to have her tubes tied AND birth control and still somehow gets pregnant... would you really beleive her?

Also, if she really did have her tubes tied and somehow still got pregnant, she'd have every right to sue the hospital or Doctors practice for fucking up, or atleast get them to foot the bill for an abortion.

Also, you guys seem fairly ready to dive headfirst into something that won't be well tested...I'd be weary of anything screwing with my hormones, and I fully understand if any girl had issues taking the pill.

Won't be well tested!? They must have been working on this for decades!

Besides, what's a few minor side effects in comparison to an unwanted child!? The difference is monumental. That's like comparing grapes and watermelons...

I have to disagree. On a biological level, it would make sense for men to try to spread their seed as far and wide as possible. Genghis Khan had like 1000 kids (don't quote me on that). But perhaps what men aren't looking for is commitment, ie, they want to knock up as many bitches as possible and get the hell out of there. Biologically of course. Now we have this society where one goes with the other, and the fear of commitment seems to surpass the desire to procreate. At least, in young men (inb4ketch).

Yeah.. of course men want to spread the seed.

But like you said, they don't want the commitment that goes with it.

So technically, you're not really disagreeing with what I said. Which is good. :)

Also, I think Enset is right. It will increase the number of births, because people will be more careless.

What?? Most women don't give a fuck if they get pregnant. The majority actually want to. But men will be more likely to take the pill properly. I don't understand how you can't see this!?

You wouldn't be the least bit concerned if you got some chick knocked up at this point in your life!?

What?? Most women don't give a fuck if they get pregnant. The majority actually want to. But men will be more likely to take the pill properly. I don't understand how you can't see this!?


I know you said most. but really, you kind of need to stop hanging with the sort of women that would do such evil shit!

I would love to have more commitment from my boyfriend, I would love for us to get married and all that, and whilst getting pregnant may do that, it would be so fucking wrong!.

I know you said most. but really, you kind of need to stop hanging with the sort of women that would do such evil shit!

I would love to have more commitment from my boyfriend, I would love for us to get married and all that, and whilst getting pregnant may do that, it would be so fucking wrong!.

I said most, because there are normal ones out there. You are one. Which is good. :)

But, I'm not even really referring to the kind of chicks I hang out with. My anger and distrust for most females comes from general observations. Totse for example (this thread). Family members (my cousin has 2 kids already from different dads, and she's like 22). From news stories, talk shows, etc.

Most girls seem to not care so much if they get pregnant.

They might not want a kid, but they don't put in enough effort to avoid it. If they get pregnant, they just accept it and start a family, and say "oh, well, looks like I'm pregnant."

God, if it were up to me, I'd be taking every single precautionary measure to ensure that I don't end up with a kid. I just can't fucking have a kid right now. It's impossible.

So why should I be so goddamn paranoid every time I sleep with a girl? Even if she's on the pill (what if that fails? Or she forgets one day?). Even if I'm using a condom (they can break. sometimes a bit of cum can leak out the bottom. ETC).

That's why I think that birth control should be the male's responsibility. But until we get the male birth control pill, that can't be done properly.

This is exactly what's wrong with the world. Idle, poor and unintelligent people are constantly having children out of sheer boredom. Then, around sixteen years from their birth, the little parisites spawn and create more leeches. Keep your dick in your pants... Now, I'm not some kind of bible-thumping under a vow of celibacy, but it's getting out of control. Your life is basically ruined, and I revel in the fact that you're a pathetic peice of shit.

Can't he just deny it?

I mean the only way they can probe it's his is if he consents to a DNA testing.

I mean the only way they can probe it's his is if he consents to a DNA testing.The courts can order DNA tests...

I call B.S on the chick with her tubes tied. There is no way in hell she'd still be popping the pill and you certainly wouldn't of got her knocked up. My guess is she's lieing to you. How about you strongly suggest that you BOTH go and see the surgeon that supposedly did the operation and tell him that your lawyer will be in touch.

This story has holes.

Where? In the condoms and tied tubes and whatnot.
Lawl :D
He gon to jail :D
Or the suburbia teenage pregnacny equivalant :D

Exactly!!

With a male birth control pill, there will NEVER AGAIN be a need for any abortion. The whole never-ending debate will be completely closed, as it will become obsolete.

Of course, this is only assuming that the pill is 100% effective.

It better be though. God, that would be fucking AMAZING. That would bring us so much closer to a Utopian society.

I highly doubt men will be committed to the pill enough to where they would willingly pop every single day till they change their minds and go pro-kids/family.

Think about it: every-single-fucking-day.

I know men that don't even shower that consistently.

Besides, potential side-effects may be impotence.

I highly doubt men will be committed to the pill enough to where they would willingly pop every single day till they change their minds and go pro-kids/family.

Think about it: every-single-fucking-day.

I know men that don't even shower that consistently.

Besides, potential side-effects may be impotence.

It's a daily pill!

I take a bunch of prescription pills every single day, without fail. If it's as important as a birth control pill, I'll carry an extra one on my person in case I get stranded somewhere over night.

How hard is that?

I didn't know anyone was that irresponsible... Even some trailer trash hick will probably be willing to go to similar heights to avoid getting a chick knocked up.

Ok, maybe some of you don't realize the gravity of the situation of HAVING A FUCKING KID when you're not ready.

I've seen how badly it can fuck people's lives up. I'm just as scared of having a kid as I am of contracting HIV. They're both equally harmful.

Although, HIV doesn't always lead to AIDS. So at least that way I have a hope for salvation.

I've seen how badly it can fuck people's lives up. I'm just as scared of having a kid as I am of contracting HIV. They're both equally harmful.

Although, HIV doesn't always lead to AIDS. So at least that way I have a hope for salvation.Didn't you fuck an HIV+ crack head bareback?

Didn't you fuck an HIV+ crack head bareback?

I was wearing a condom.

I just never mentioned that in the original post because I thought that people had a *little* more faith in me than that... I thought that it was just common sense to use protection whenever you don't really know the person. I ended up mentioning it on the second page of that thread.

Plus, I didn't hear she was HIV+ until after.

But, I guess I should have considered the fact that she was homeless and a drug-addict... she did have a bit of a higher chance of being infected... I guess.

But technically, should that really matter when evaluating someone?

A 15 year old girl who's only had sex once could have contracted HIV.

I dunno...

Anyway, point being, I wore a condom.

ho, i couldnt remember.

im clean. want to bareback?

im clean. want to bareback?

Definitely. ;)

EDIT: Wait... are you on the pill? :o

Definitely. ;)

EDIT: Wait... are you on the pill? :o

Yep! and i've got an implant, and i've had my tubes tied!
*insert wet slapping sounds*

.......

*9 months later* Hi baby, remember me? here's our son.

:D

Definitely. ;)

EDIT: Wait... are you on the pill? :oI don't need to take pills, since you're the bottom ;)

http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/images/ency/fullsize/17082.jpg

well i do want to take a DNA test but if i do it right at the git go Social Services will get me for child suport right then and there of there mine! if the first mother wants to. i rather wait a couple years and hope these kids are mine . you know. i really don't suspect any thing that these kids aren't mine. each one of these girls told me to cum inside of them repeatedly ushering me it will be ok. im the fool on that one. i wonder if im the only totsean that has done this? anybody else here that has had this problem? and my damn fucking cat is in heat also. fucking bitch.

Having a girl tell you to cum inside of her is a HUGE red flag that means 'pull out!!!'

i had many girlfriend tell me that and nothing has ever happened. i guess taking pills that open up blood vessels to keep it hard opened up the wrong things in the wrong persons. lol. thats when i started taking them was with the first chick. don't take enzyte. i guess it makes girls more vornable to pregnancy even if they are on the pill.

Tubes tied and on the pill? What?


/me calls bullshit.



If not then, wow, you got owned.

Cum in that place

Big disgrace

Shootin' your seed all over the place

Most girls seem to not care so much if they get pregnant.

They might not want a kid, but they don't put in enough effort to avoid it. If they get pregnant, they just accept it and start a family, and say "oh, well, looks like I'm pregnant."



Yea, and then you have the ones who are against abortion and adoption along with that. "You're pregnant?! But you said you were on the pill!" "You weren't on it YET? You told me you were on it!" "Damn, well, this is your mistake here, we'll have to get an abortion, I can't handle a kid right now." "The HELL do you mean you don't believe in abortions?!" "OK, OK, we won't 'kill' it, we'll just put it up for adoption." "The FUCK? You don't want to give it up for adoption either??" "Well... dammit... shoulda thoughta that before you skipped out on the pill bitch!" *stomach punch* *sprint*

"Well... dammit... shoulda thoughta that before you skipped out on the pill bitch!" *stomach punch* *sprint*

No fucking doubt! :D

To everyone who has been wondering why there are no male birth control pills, please look it up on wikipedia, and stop sounding like an idiot.

On a side note we probably won't see a male birth control pill hit the market for at least another decade.

To everyone who has been wondering why there are no male birth control pills, please look it up on wikipedia, and stop sounding like an idiot.

Umm.. would you mind pointing to the exact section under the Wikipedia article that would imply any of us are idiots for wondering why there is no birth control pill for males?

Pretty much... Then "Why not? You should trust me! I just want to come stay with you and be with you, I promise, that's the only reason I want to come down there!"

The funny thing is, the girl that he has the kid with seems to think that they're together, and he doesn't know that I know he has a kid, which makes it all the more lulzy.

i swear you are a man.

Fucking call Guinness, kid.

She was on the pill after her tubes were tied... why? I mean, it's not like she has periods to control. Fuck, what are the odds of a girl having her tubes tied and falling pregnant? About 1 in 100,000 yeah? And the odds of the pill failing, provided they take it at the same time each day? About 1 in 5,000 or so. Shit, so it's overall about... 1 in 500,000,000? One in five hundred million? (Could be slightly off, it's been a long time since I did statistics, but the point stands).

You are singularly the most unlucky guy in the world. And that's not even counting the other girl.

actually that would make him one of about seven of the unluckiest guys in the world.

Something doesn't add up. Not only is it statistically impossible to get pregnant with her tubes tied and on the pill, it's also completely physically impossible. Either they both lied to you or you have a hell of a sperm count.

She was on the pill after her tubes were tied... why? I mean, it's not like she has periods to control. Fuck, what are the odds of a girl having her tubes tied and falling pregnant? About 1 in 100,000 yeah? And the odds of the pill failing, provided they take it at the same time each day? About 1 in 5,000 or so. Shit, so it's overall about... 1 in 500,000,000? One in five hundred million?

This is why I'm thinking someone's bullshitting you. If you can't talk them into aborting, you should go on Maury, and get some paternity tests and lie detector tests and shit.

The record keepers, not the brewery, Paddy.

i swear you are a man.

Why??

Why??

perhaps it's because of your up-frontish nature.

perhaps it's because of your up-frontish nature.

Oh, ok.