I've realised that my girlfriend and I can no longer be together. The reasons aren't very important, since my mind is set, but I can post them if you'll want to know them.
Anyway, so yeah, I've realised that my girlfriend and I can no longer be together. It's none of ours fault, we're just too different, and there is too little passion for anything meaningful to happen. And it's just bringing me down. So how can I bring her down gently? I know that there will still be a lot of negative emotions, but still... Any tips?

Tell her that things aren't working out.

It seems so simple yet is pretty damn heart-wrenching.

Eh, I suppose thanks for the advice, though.

It might not be a bad idea to just tell her to fuck off so she gets the point because no matter what you do she'll still be pissed...I tried honesty once...I was in a similar situation, great girl, really nice, down to earth, and an all around good person. BUt I wanted to break up with her because I just really wasn't feeling it and didn't want to be in a relationship. I told her that I thought she was great but I just wasn't feeling it and she hates me now. You can't win here.

Ah come on, make it a game. See if you can make her break up with you. wait... I think there was some crap movie about that. Anyway, you haven't really got anything to lose, except her. And that's the point.

a few years ago i decided to break up with a girl,kept waiting for the right time, then the night i finally decide to tell her that i didnt want to date her anymore, she comes home with my name tattooed on her neck, my brother tattooed her, and he knew i was going to break up with her, he is just very twisted and thought that shit was funny, i still broke up with her, but man that was fucked up

I'm... speechless.

Do this. Hilarity will inevitably ensue.

Step 1 : Cum in her eye

Step 2 : Tell her you have AIDS

Step 3 : ???

Step 4 : PROFIT!!!!!

More or less, tell her, essentially, what you just told us. Yeah, it's gonna suck, and it's probably gonna hurt a bit, but the longer you wait, the worse it is. Unless you wanna keep being miserable with it, end it as soon as you can, you'd both be better off in the long run.

Your brother is a fucking piece of shit.

Times like these it helps to have a business-like approach: Be cold, determined and make it very clear what is going to happen.

I've broken up with girls before and if there was any emotion in it at all, I would usually back out and forget about breaking up with her even though it was the best course of action for both of us.

Just be cold and say "Look sweetheart, it's just not working anymore. We've become too different for my comfort and I honestly can't see this working. Move on. Bye"

Your brother is fucking awesome and I hope to someday build a cult around him.

Give her an Alabama Hot Pocket.

Sleep with her, for the last time. When your done, just get up look her straight in the eyes and say "Its Over" Then proceed to walk out. If done right you will be able to leave while the girl is in shock, avoiding all of the questions and bitching. It will end the relationship the moment you walk out the door garenteed.