Yay! it was me and twice on Christmas morning!

Problem is it was my sister in-laws brother which means were kinda related and he's married with kids and ten years older than me!

I feel a little bad about it now the alcohol has worn off, even a bit creeped out. Its not as if they are living together at the moment (trial seperation an all that) Its just that it happened after a party at my parents house and I'm pretty sure my dad has figured out what went on.

Big problen is on new years eve the whole family, his wife and kids included are having a get together party and I've just heard from my sister in-law the plan is to try and get them back together! and they want me to help!

Now I think I can handle all that but the guy is getting all lovey dovey, making eyes and texting me every 5 mins telling me how he's loved me for years and wants to get together again etc etc.

I just want to leg it back to London and pretend it never really happened but I can't because of this stupid party! The thing is I'm worried the poor besotted fool is going to blurt it all out to someone and I'm going to look like the bitch from hell who destroyed Christmas and ruined any chance of a family reconciliation!

I'm not really looking for advice (but any sensible suggestions would be helpful) Its just that I'm stuck out here in the wilds of Dorset with not a single person I dare confide in.

Beer is such a fickle friend.

congratulations, you are now a world war one recreationist

Why do you HAVE to go to this New Year's Eve party???? Play sick, find something better to do, whatever. And stop with the guilt trip....if they were separated, then fuck it...he WAS free game. But seriously, don't be a hypocrite and fall into everyone else's game of "matchmaker" hoping to stoke a reconciliation between these two. Just find something else to do on that night and avoid the silly drama idiocy everyone is trying to play. It wasn't everyone else that fucked up the marriage to begin with, and it isn't everyone else's obligation to "fix" it.

At the risk of sounding hypocritical, I'm really saddened you choose to sleep with with a married man. I've always had a hella lot of respect for you and thats now been dented.

Back off now from him. Make it clear that the only way you'll ever even consider sleeping with him again is if his dick his wrapped in a decree nisi.

*is truly saddened*

Well yes you do sound somewhat hypocritical, I didn't exactly "choose" to do it. Mr beer said it would be a fun thing to do as a kinda one off what the hell I'm randy and need a good seeing to! So a couple of quickies matter little in the grand scheme of things.

The last thing I want to do is repeat the mistake, I just want a way out with no casualty's!

We all make little errors every now and then! I hope your tounge was well and truly stuck in your cheek when you passed such cruel judgement.

Well yes you do sound somewhat hypocritical, I didn't exactly "choose" to do it. Mr beer said it would be a fun thing to do as a kinda one off what the hell I'm randy and need a good seeing to! So a couple of quickies matter little in the grand scheme of things.

The last thing I want to do is repeat the mistake, I just want a way out with no casualty's!

We all make little errors every now and then! I hope your tounge was well and truly stuck in your cheek when you passed such cruel judgement.

Nothing annoys me more then when women use drugs and/or alcohol as an excuse for when they do stupid shit. Unless you were drinking roofie coladas, at least have the courage to take responsibility for your actions.

I've gotten wasted and slept with girls I regret. It wasn't because I was wasted though.

Well yes you do sound somewhat hypocritical, I didn't exactly "choose" to do it. Mr beer said it would be a fun thing to do as a kinda one off what the hell I'm randy and need a good seeing to! So a couple of quickies matter little in the grand scheme of things.

The last thing I want to do is repeat the mistake, I just want a way out with no casualty's!

We all make little errors every now and then! I hope your tounge was well and truly stuck in your cheek when you passed such cruel judgement.

Sorry, my intent wasn't to be cruel in any way but no my tongue was so not in my cheek (although maybe halfway up my own arse).

Yes I know I sound like the pot calling the kettle black but in all honesty, girl, I had credited you with more fucking sense! Just because I have a PHD in Fucking Up My Life doesn't mean I want to see anyone else do the same. You are one of the few here who are 'Wordly Wise', you aren't some 12 year old american.

Don't give me any 'its Mr.Beer's fault' type shite neither. You're talking to a professional alcoholic.You CHOOSE to go to bed with the guy. You knew he was married and I'd lay good money that you know damn well what happens when you sleep with married men.

The only way out is to stop trying to make excuses for adultery (his anyway) and to have nothing more to do with him. Hell get a friend to phone you and play act that your bestes bestes friend has been rushed to hospital and you HAVE to get back home etc. Or if your boss owes you a favour...

ARGRGHHH! *frustrated*

When the fuck did rocker stop using her brain and start thinking with her clit?!

If there was one person here who i would have thought was too clued up to do something that dumb it was you.

I change my take on this whole thing now that I've read your followup, and completely agree with Jack and Silent. I don't have a problem with you sleeping someone in your family through law, and I don't give a rat's ass if he has a wife that he is separated from. But your "alcohol" excuse is about as lame as it gets. Booze doesn't make you do things you don't already have in your heart. All it does is lower fears and inhibitions. Quit portraying yourself as some "victim" in all of this, and recognize you WANTED to fuck this guy....sober, drunk, tripping, high.

So at this point I recommend you DO go to the party, drink TWICE as much then you did Xmas eve, and then make a move on the wife with the intent of bedding her. IF you do fuck her you are leveling things out equally, making everything right, and no "guilt" has to be had by anyone. Problem solved.

If you go to a family reunion to meet women, you might be a redneck.

Mmmmm.....Well I knew it would be a miracle if I got any tea and sympathy/empathy from the good and the great of totse but to be admonished for "thinking with my clit" as you so nicely put it is about as hypocritical as you can get. Considering about three quarters of the male brain is occupied by totally dick related matters.

Well doh! of course I realise I did a dumb thing, hence my reason for posting in the first place.

Because the guy was a lot older than me I assumed he would be mature enough to see it for what it was (a Christmas shag) I never for a minute thought he would be so emotionally fragile as to think there could be any milage or a potential relationship in the offing. My concern, as I said before is that whether or not I return to London he may claim bragging rights on his latest conquest (a male thing I believe) and then the provebial cat will out of the bag!

As I said in my OP I'm not looking for advise, just sharing a situation.

Considering about three quarters of the male brain is occupied by totally dick related matters.
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Exactly, that you would sink to the limbical stupidity of us men is worrying.



Because the guy was a lot older than me I assumed he would be mature enough to see it for what it was (a Christmas shag)

What the fuck exactly were you drinking? Scrumpy??!

Well doh! of course I realise I did a dumb thing, hence my reason for posting in the first place.


Guess who got laid on Christmas eve?

Yay! it was me and twice on Christmas morning!

I thought it was just to brag about your conquests. Oh and then pretend to feel guilty about it afterwards and blame it on the booze so everyone doesnt think you're a total whore. And the sympathy comes in...where exactly?

Well, my condolences on getting laid.

Jeez Ketch I never claimed to be a nun, women have urges too and sometimes the stupidity gene kicks in (How do you think most guys score)

When one goes to mummy and daddys house one visits the wine celler and steals daddys Hunter valley 1995 vintage Shiraz.

I thought it was just to brag about your conquests. Oh and then pretend to feel guilty about it afterwards and blame it on the booze so everyone doesnt think you're a total whore. And the sympathy comes in...where exactly?

Well, my condolences on getting laid.


Oh well Attention whore I must be, you just hit your head on the nail.

Oh well Attention whore I must be, you just hit your head on the nail.

Saying it sarcastically doesn't make it not true. And i would have omitted the 'attention' part.

I've gotten wasted and slept with girls I regret. It wasn't because I was wasted though.


So the difference would be........

So the difference would be........

I don't expect sympathy for it. And I don't blame it on anything other then my own choices.

I don't expect sympathy for it. And I don't blame it on anything other then my own choices.

Oh please you are getting a teensy bit sad now.

Tell you what I'll be the angst ridden whore and you can be the superior moral whore then! ......better now, huh, child.

Oh please you are getting a teensy bit sad now.

Tell you what I'll be the angst ridden whore and you can be the superior moral whore then! ......better now, huh, child.

Of course hun. It wasn't your fault. It was the beers idea. You're completely innocent. You're not responsible for your actions until you're old enough to form coherent arguments.

I'm not to keen on the word 'whore' being bandied about here.

Most of the boys here would kill to get laid at all....be it married, divorced or single..just as long as it was halfway female.

And the rest would already have the Day-Glo T-shirts "I got laid this Xmas " on order.

rocker how real is the danger that he is 'deeply madly truly' with you and will proclaim his undying love in public?

Nothing wrong with casual sex. Although married guys is a bit more decadent. But thats an individual decision.

The bottom line with any form of sexual encounter, casual or devoted, single or adulterous, drunk or sober, is being willing to accept the consequences. Whether it be a child en route, or an awkward moment the next morning, or having your reputation go downhill. But the empty bottle isn't going to deal with any of those consequences for you.

And the rest would already have the Day-Glo T-shirts "I got laid this Xmas " on order.


I technically got laid on the 26th (early this morning) like at 1 a.m. Considering this would still somewhat be considered as Christmas night....do I qualify for a shirt? If so send me an XL so I can then give it to the wife as a nightshirt, and then she won't be able to sneak up on me in the middle of the night any more.

rocker how real is the danger that he is 'deeply madly truly' with you and will proclaim his undying love in public?

Well its difficult to say, as I write I have 6 unread texts from him on my phone and we are in different rooms in the same house! I am in a bit of a quandry as to whether or not to speak to him or just hope the silent treatment is my best option.

He now knows his wife and kids are coming over for the new years do because my dad has told him (Thank god my dad is cool) So hopefully he's got the message.

My mum knows now.......I can tell by the glares and under the breath tutting, but I know she will keep it quiet till she gets me on my own.....Hard to believe I'm 27 and own my own house!

As for the whore usage.....I think I can cope with little sad boys from the colonies but XXXXXX for caring

Nothing wrong with casual sex. Although married guys is a bit more decadent. But thats an individual decision.

The bottom line with any form of sexual encounter, casual or devoted, single or adulterous, drunk or sober, is being willing to accept the consequences. Whether it be a child en route, or an awkward moment the next morning, or having your reputation go downhill. But the empty bottle isn't going to deal with any of those consequences for you.


For goodness sake little boy the alcohol references were mearly throwaway funnies to lighten the situation and amuse Mr Ketch

learn to read the thread and climb down off your moralistic pony. I have accepted the potential consequences. Duh thats what this thread is all about!

Stay or go away I care not but try to engage the brain before voicing your opinions.

Well its difficult to say, as I write I have 6 unread texts from him on my phone and we are in different rooms in the same house! I am in a bit of a quandry as to whether or not to speak to him or just hope the silent treatment is my best option.

He now knows his wife and kids are coming over for the new years do because my dad has told him (Thank god my dad is cool) So hopefully he's got the message.

My mum knows now.......I can tell by the glares and under the breath tutting, but I know she will keep it quiet till she gets me on my own.....Hard to believe I'm 27 and own my own house!

As for the whore usage.....I think I can cope with little sad boys from the colonies but XXXXXX for caring

Well I'm still with yer mum on this one :P

But anyways, sounds like he's got it bad (yeah you may now preen your ego a bit..OF COURSE he wants you!).

Remember men don't understand hints and we also assume Coventry is a town somewhere north of Watford Gap, kapish?

You gonna have to be real hard , clear and cruel. DO NOT BE SUBTLE. It doesn't work on us, especially when we're love struck.

I technically got laid on the 26th (early this morning) like at 1 a.m. Considering this would still somewhat be considered as Christmas night....do I qualify for a shirt? If so send me an XL so I can then give it to the wife as a nightshirt, and then she won't be able to sneak up on me in the middle of the night any more.

I didn't get laid at all this xmas.... but I had the most awesome phone sex all christmas night! Do I get a tshirt?

rocker.... I would do a runner back home if I were you.... avoid this bloke at all costs... it can only lead to trouble.

Well I'm still with yer mum on this one :P

But anyways, sounds like he's got it bad (yeah you may now preen your ego a bit..OF COURSE he wants you!).

Remember men don't understand hints and we also assume Coventry is a town somewhere north of Watford Gap, kapish?

You gonna have to be real hard , clear and cruel. DO NOT BE SUBTLE. It doesn't work on us, especially when we're love struck.


Ha! imagine the matriarchal elephant......thats my mum. She would have you hung drawn and castrated just for looking (no pun intended)

He's already had me, ego's been preened, clit satisfied, now I just want to run away!

Coventry? north of Watford? Wooosh, over the head, non Kapish!

Hard cruel and clear.........Yup I can do that!

Gonna go raid daddy's celler now and sneak off to bed before mummy collers me............a nice Claret should do the trick...........Sorry silent brain but the bottle wins again.


kisses all round. two extra for Jack.

Ha! imagine the matriarchal elephant......thats my mum. She would have you hung drawn and castrated just for looking (no pun intended)

He's already had me, ego's been preened, clit satisfied, now I just want to run away!

Coventry? north of Watford? Wooosh, over the head, non Kapish!

Hard cruel and clear.........Yup I can do that!

Gonna go raid daddy's celler now and sneak off to bed before mummy collers me............a nice Claret should do the trick...........Sorry silent brain but the bottle wins again.


kisses all round. two extra for Jack.


Thank you for the kisses and i'm pleased to see your taste in wine hasn't sunk to the level of your taste in men! :P

Adultery is one thing, drinking Chav-donnay quite another.

I meant that 'not talking to him' ie ( sending to Coventry) don't work.

best bet is just to tell him that you have no feelings for him, he was just a winner of circumstance, had he not been there it may well have been some other lucky(or un-lucky, i have no clue if you are deformed or otherwise fugly) guy, and he needs to spend more time trying to save his marriage and less time chasing stray tail. .im not giving you any moral shit,in my opinion you havent really done anything too bad, he on the other hand is married and should have at least waited until there was no hope of saving his marriage before he fucked the first drunk chick he ran into

Considering about three quarters of the male brain is occupied by totally dick related matters.

Oh yeah, and most women are nothing but chaste and virtue...



The fact that anyone finds this kind of thing shocking of any female is actually quite shocking to me. This is so fucking typical that I seriously thought I was either having deja vu, or reading an old thread that was recently bumped.

pic of you is needed before this thread becomes threadworthy.

Til then it's neutral like switzerland but leaning towards trash.

Gonna go raid daddy's celler now and sneak off to bed before mummy collers me............a nice Claret should do the trick...........Sorry silent brain but the bottle wins again.

Wasn't that how this whole thing started?

Firstly up yours lawn boy.

Coventry!!!! how did I miss that.

Update.

Well I'm still hanging in there, no-one apart from ma n pa seem to have twigged to the situation, and the man in question is keeping his distance which I think is down to my dad having had words. So I'm just going to bottle it out and hope the whole situation fizzles away to the non event that it should have been in first place.

His wife and kids arrive in the morning as does rather unexpectedly an ex boyfriend of mine (thanks to mum) But he's well cool and will find the whole situation totally hilarious and take huge amounts off piss out of me...........Cos I know dad will tell him all as soon as he walks through the door.

Family's at Christmas dont ya just love it!

Ho! And a very merry one to all at totse (Love you all in a kinda deranged sortta way)

Firstly up yours lawn boy.


So how ugly are you exactly? 5th degree burns over 95% of your face or just pockmarked with 3 chins?

Also, nothing goes "up mine" unless I get sent to the pen (which is probly gonna happen) and I gotta smuggle some smokes/dope in.

Now go way I like mmy drunken whores coffee style, hot n black.

So how ugly are you exactly? 5th degree burns over 95% of your face or just pockmarked with 3 chins?

Also, nothing goes "up mine" unless I get sent to the pen (which is probly gonna happen) and I gotta smuggle some smokes/dope in.

Now go way I like mmy drunken whores coffee style, hot n black.

Oh I see, your American......Sorry I don't think I can quite dumb down to your level, best you just fuck off and die somewhere! in a pen or some other animal enclosure.

Oh I see, your American......Sorry I don't think I can quite dumb down to your level, best you just fuck off and die somewhere! in a pen or some other animal enclosure.

FUCK YOU NO VASOLINE SKANK!!!

I've spent about 20 minutes in America my whole life you unspeakably dumbfuckingcunt.

fix yer teeth and grow the fuck up ya goddamn retard.

FUCK YOU NO VASOLINE SKANK!!!

I've spent about 20 minutes in America my whole life you unspeakably dumbfuckingcunt.

fix yer teeth and grow the fuck up ya goddamn retard.


Yup that just about sums you up, you sad piece of shite!

Retards must be quite prevelant were you come from, shame really! still they allow you acess to computers so you must have a few working brain cells! Shame you haven't figured how to use them in an intellegent way!

I applaud whatever retard program you are in and hope that one day society will find a usefull place for you......good luck.....and a merry Christmas to you and your sad wankery friends of which I'm sure you have many (Family members I would guess) I mean whats it like shagging your own mother/brother.....really please tell I'm sure totse would love to know!

Why is it such a big deal that you got laid on Christmas eve and morning? It's like your dreams came true getting laid and you're calling others sad pieces of shit? Lol.

Well its not a big deal its just called passing on a potential amusing situation to other people on a BSB board who happen to know you, and may get some jollies out of listening your sad silly situation.

Why the fuck do sad pieces of shit like you come to read them then. Oh let me guess your a sad piece of shit......silly me!

Can we please have a new forum, no sad pieces of shit invited!

Well its not a big deal its just called passing on a potential amusing situation to other people on a BSB board who happen to know you, and may get some jollies out of listening your sad silly situation.

Why the fuck do sad pieces of shit like you come to read them then. Oh let me guess your a sad piece of shit......silly me!

Can we please have a new forum, no sad pieces of shit invited!

Hahahahahah. What's my sad silly situation? I've posted so many.

Hahahahahah. What's my sad silly situation? I've posted so many.


Good for you.... this was mine!

XXXXX's and have a wonderful new year!

Supprisingly I do mean it!

Yup that just about sums you up, you sad piece of shite!

Retards must be quite prevelant were you come from, shame really! still they allow you acess to computers so you must have a few working brain cells! Shame you haven't figured how to use them in an intellegent way!

I applaud whatever retard program you are in and hope that one day society will find a usefull place for you......good luck.....and a merry Christmas to you and your sad wankery friends of which I'm sure you have many (Family members I would guess) I mean whats it like shagging your own mother/brother.....really please tell I'm sure totse would love to know!

fuck you ho I celebrate kwanzanakkah we just get wasted the whole month except for christmas. Plus I could have somebody fly to the UK to burn your presents in front of you if I wanted to but that'd be rude wouldn't it?

So do you have a pic or not hehehe?

I'm an American, and hereby express offense taken to this thread. :(