well our lease is over is over in 6 months (we live in an apartment with roommates) but lets rewind.. we have been dating for a year now and shes really a sweetheart, and hot...but dumb as fuck!!...one of those girls who are clumsy and will fuck your life over unintentionally. so im ready to move on, and likely move states to live with other buddies. If she found out I was thinking about peacing it she would cry for days... How should I take care of this dirty work?

Steal away into the night, and take her TV with you.

Or just come up with some crap about how you've grown apart. Bloody hell.

or... "Welcome to Dumpsville, population... you."

Be a man and tell her it's not working out.

are you afraid she will spill hot coffee on your bits?

what kind of clumsy are we talkin about here bud?

Go in the middle of the night! And, is your name Keith? You sound like a buddy of mine. Exact same situation too. He's just gonna tell her that he can't wait around for her anymore and leave it at that.

Fake your death.




Or hasten hers.

Fake your death.




Warning: If she's stalker type...DO NOT FAKE IT!

Fake HER death

Fake everyones death. It's the only way.

Fake everyone elses death BUT hers.

Fake molotov everything? Plastic water bottles and notebook paper with fire drawn on it ftw.

Yeah pull a 'i am legend'

Or, to avoid legal complications with the latter, both!

It will happen on its own. I've been in a situation like this. You want out, she wants you, so you emotionally distance yourself... fights, tears and more tears, you learn to block out her pain making you a cruel and hard person, it all works out in the end.

There's no good solution. Sorry.

Then again, everything bounces back in time.