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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

 
 
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  #1   Add kool-aid to your ignore list  
Old 2007-12-26, 04:27
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Ok lets say the anti-christ comes takes over the world,everyone dies,then jesus comes and saves the world kicks everyone's ass's.Having peace on earth or whatever.

Ook what happens next? seriously like if I go to heaven whats next? do we just sit on this planet and dance around like idiots.

I mean literally having peace is one thing,but it will be extremely boring having no problems in your life.Literally what happens next? do we fight aliens and some shit.
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Old 2007-12-26, 11:32
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We play games...... like tiggy.
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  #3   Add Kamisama to your ignore list  
Old 2007-12-26, 12:01
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Default Re: I have a curious question....

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Ok lets say the anti-christ comes takes over the world,everyone dies,then jesus comes and saves the world kicks everyone's ass's.Having peace on earth or whatever.

Ook what happens next? seriously like if I go to heaven whats next? do we just sit on this planet and dance around like idiots.

I mean literally having peace is one thing,but it will be extremely boring having no problems in your life.Literally what happens next? do we fight aliens and some shit.
No, if Jesus decides to fight, you come back.
OR that's what the texts say...

But, uh, if the 33 die, well, uh.. who knows?
Unless, Jesus be of the 33. Make for a good fight.
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Old 2007-12-26, 18:52
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We play games...... like tiggy.
Is that anything at all like tiddlywinks? I used to kick ass at that game.
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  #5   Add Bukujutsu to your ignore list  
Old 2007-12-27, 03:40
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Hahaha, tiddlywinks, what a stupid name!!!
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Old 2007-12-27, 21:10
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Ok lets say the anti-christ comes takes over the world,everyone dies,then jesus comes and saves the world kicks everyone's ass's.Having peace on earth or whatever.

Ook what happens next? seriously like if I go to heaven whats next? do we just sit on this planet and dance around like idiots.

I mean literally having peace is one thing,but it will be extremely boring having no problems in your life.Literally what happens next? do we fight aliens and some shit.
We all go to heaven, where there is no evil. Without evil how can you tell what is good?
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Old 2007-12-28, 08:32
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That is why Christianity is for people who are afraid of death and can't accept reality.
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Old 2007-12-28, 20:10
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Default Re: I have a curious question....

Deepak Chopra once addressed a similar question, when asked why we are not born enlightened.

He said that if we were born enlightened, we would have nothing to do.

This resonates with me, since there is nothing that has ever given me more sheer pleasure than walking the spiritual path.
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Old 2007-12-31, 04:08
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Yeah man this is why I hope theres no afterlife. I think it'd get pretty boring after the awesomeness of it all wears off. Just sitting up in the sky forever....boring.
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Old 2008-01-01, 07:17
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Yeah man this is why I hope theres no afterlife. I think it'd get pretty boring after the awesomeness of it all wears off. Just sitting up in the sky forever....boring.
Expand your mind dude, you're thinking too small. You could just be changed so you'd never get bored. Now you might say that you don't like that, but did you choose to have this kind of physical body? All your emotions are dependent on it, are you really in control?
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Old 2008-01-01, 08:28
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Valhalla > Heaven.


In Valhalla, you fight battles every day, are healed in the night, party and feast and root women, get drunk and merry. Then in the morning, you wake up without a hang over and repeat!!

What could be more fun than doing that til Ragnarok?
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Old 2008-01-02, 06:12
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That is why Christianity is for people who are afraid of death and can't accept reality.
It's also for those that have tried to kill themselves multiple times but get resuscitated every fucking time (like me). At some point you just accept that there might be Purpose in life, and that you just aren't supposed to die yet. See, I easily accepted the world as I thought it was (full of suffering, trouble, pain, etc.)...but I didn't want that world, so I continually tried to die; suicide by vehicle, drug overdose, drowning, and so on. I died every time, and was brought back every time. After giving up on my way of life, a new Way was shown - now I live in the reality of Love...though I'm still certainly not afraid of death. After all, when that time finally comes, I don't have to put any effort into being still enough to experience the Way.

You can think Faith to a be a crutch for those who can't accept fear and reality...but I know in my heart today, that Faith IS reality. There is a conscious entity that binds all existence and consciousness together - it cannot be found by searching, by knowing, by thinking, by feeling, by touching, by tasting, by hearing, by smelling, by acting. It simply cannot be found. It is not seen until every last inkling of self is abandoned, even if only for a moment. When you no longer fight, nor flee, but surrender to the reality of your shortcomings, Faith shows itself and grants its Guidance.
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Old 2008-01-02, 06:13
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Valhalla > Heaven.


In Valhalla, you fight battles every day, are healed in the night, party and feast and root women, get drunk and merry. Then in the morning, you wake up without a hang over and repeat!!

What could be more fun than doing that til Ragnarok?


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Old 2008-01-02, 06:16
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Default Re: I have a curious question....

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Deepak Chopra once addressed a similar question, when asked why we are not born enlightened.

He said that if we were born enlightened, we would have nothing to do.

This resonates with me, since there is nothing that has ever given me more sheer pleasure than walking the spiritual path.
:thumbs up: I would contend though, that satisfaction is a much more accurate description than pleasure. Pleasure is more physical/emotional by my understanding of the word. Satisfaction is the ability to enjoy limitlessly positive stimuli (pleasure) and limitlessly overcome negative stimuli (pain), and recognize the difference between the two.
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Old 2008-01-02, 19:39
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