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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2007-12-25, 03:12
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Default how do you guys make a move?

when you're at a party, on a date, at a movie or whatever how do you put a move on a girl?

I usually am sitting so I just move most of my self in front of her and go for it, from hooking up it's whatever it leads to.

how 'bout you? I know somebody who says he always pulls himself on top of the girl and then goes for it
 #2 
Old 2007-12-25, 03:21
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DONT WORRY ABOUT IT.
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I look for the moment and bust in...I always get this feeling that literally just busts me in the nuts and is like a instant redflag to move in....never failed me once.

Usually it often happens when we are close and we start looking each other in the eyes, and it almost feels like i injected something, like instantly it seems as if the air is thick and everything is slowing down, and usually I can see it in her eyes shes putting off the same feel then bam......
 #3 
Old 2007-12-25, 04:33
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Sydney, Nova Scotia
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call MC Hammer.
 #4 
Old 2007-12-25, 07:42
genericwittyusername genericwittyusername is offline
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Default Re: how do you guys make a move?

I dunno I'm usually drunk.

Kidding... though with the girl i'm dating we fucked before making out. I dunno, just do what seems to click at the time.
 #5 
Old 2007-12-25, 07:45
Solidus Solidus is offline
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call MC Hammer.

You beat me to it, damnit.

I find that liquid confidence helps, I don't really have any explicit formula that I follow. With that being said though I'm very oblivious to the general atmosphere of a place after a few drinks so perhaps the few times I've gotten lucky have been just that, luck. :P
 #6 
Old 2007-12-25, 08:19
fat_people_suck fat_people_suck is offline
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Default Re: how do you guys make a move?

I'm usually really cocky and arrogant so I say "hey, so you wanna make out?, or fuck or something?" it works about 38% of the time
 #7 
Old 2007-12-25, 15:58
phmeworp phmeworp is offline
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Default Re: how do you guys make a move?

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Originally Posted by fat_people_suck
I'm usually really cocky and arrogant so I say "hey, so you wanna make out?, or fuck or something?" it works about 38% of the time


I am just curious as to how your wife feels about your cocky and arrogant approach, not to mention your impressive success rate.

Or do you just LIE to her about your adventures?
 #8 
Old 2007-12-25, 18:51
Dack9 Dack9 is offline
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I just hang out. Enjoy the free drinks, if there are any.Instead of charging at a girl penis first, I like to just kind of chill with em for a bit. Couches are excellent. Besides, I can't hook up with a girl that I don't respect mentally.
 #9 
Old 2007-12-25, 20:17
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totse
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I am just curious as to how your wife feels about your cocky and arrogant approach, not to mention your impressive success rate.

Or do you just LIE to totse about your adventures?

Fixed.
 #10 
Old 2007-12-25, 20:54
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England
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yea, i would share my line, but you guys might steal it, it works approximately 38.19492% of the time and involves a very schneidy get-out if she isnt in to you.
 #11 
Old 2007-12-25, 21:15
Crack Man Crack Man is offline
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Default Re: how do you guys make a move?

Actions speak louder then words.

Go all for glory!
 #12 
Old 2007-12-25, 21:27
jojabr jojabr is offline
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Default Re: how do you guys make a move?

You're sitting there, and you do it.
Don't think.
Just fucking do it.
BAM.
Like that.
It works.
 #13 
Old 2007-12-25, 21:28
Q Q is offline
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Default Re: how do you guys make a move?

Hmm. Here is a list of actual things I have said to females upon first meeting them:

1: "Wanna procreate?" - (I was feeling rather narcissistic after getting 100% on a science exam)

2: "I'm going to stalk you now." - (When a girl approached me with a camera.)

3: "I love you" - (That was actually how I felt about her but considering that I hadn't spoken to her before that, :()

None of the above worked and i'm still single.
 #14 
Old 2007-12-25, 21:53
Ozzy Bot Ozzy Bot is offline
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Default Re: how do you guys make a move?

Ummmm dont be a bitch?
 #15 
Old 2007-12-26, 12:06
whitelightning whitelightning is offline
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Default Re: how do you guys make a move?

yeah just do it

if im on a date or something one thing i like to do is ask them how big their hands are and that it is very important, and when they ask why im like i cant tell you and i smile..

then eventually hands start holding and if we are talking and you can feel the tension build up you know that the oven is preheated and its time to stick in the turkey.
 #16 
Old 2007-12-26, 13:33
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Candyland <3
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Anyone trying to score, pay attention:

1. Don't ask for it.

2. Don't stare awkwardly before advancing.

3. Kiss her neck first and move towards her lips so she can pull away if it's uncomfortable.

This is totse so add that: no means no Mad

Some of you sound so awkward.
<3
 #17 
Old 2007-12-26, 14:09
PanzerFaust0 PanzerFaust0 is offline
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Default Re: how do you guys make a move?

Usually it often happens when we are close and we start looking each other in the eyes

This is a good bet because if she didn't want it she'd have gotten up and walked away or ran away from you a long time before.


ps lololol@q
 #18 
Old 2007-12-26, 14:14
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Straya
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Anyone trying to score, pay attention:

1. Don't ask for it, it just raises suspicion.

2. Don't stare awkwardly before advancing, see above.

3. Kiss her neck first and move towards her lips and grab the back of her head so she can't pull away if it's uncomfortable.

4. Then once you've got her secured firmly, move in for the kill.

This is totse so add that: all women are asking for it.


Wise words.
 #19 
Old 2007-12-26, 14:36
Caoltan Caoltan is offline
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Default Re: how do you guys make a move?

David DeAngelo would solve nearly all of &T's S&A problems. Look up some warez of him or something.
 #20 
Old 2007-12-26, 23:36
spl1ff spl1ff is offline
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Default Re: how do you guys make a move?

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Originally Posted by Caoltan
David DeAngelo would solve nearly all of &T's S&A problems. Look up some warez of him or something.


do this
 #21 
Old 2007-12-27, 01:26
Isobutane Isobutane is offline
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Default Re: how do you guys make a move?

ahhh this thread reminds me of my friend telling me about a boy at a party we were at last week; he tried to put his hand though her hair but got stuck in her weave (:
and then got his hands tangled in her tights
SMOOOOOOOOOOOTHHHHH


those are not good moves to make.
and op, i'd be pretty fucking freaked if your friend just hopped on top of me and went for it.
 #22 
Old 2007-12-27, 17:41
Puck Puck is offline
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Default Re: how do you guys make a move?

I usually just talk to the girl for a while and get a read from there. Body language can show a lot about girls, even if they don't admit to it. Every girl's body language is different though, so it's just trial and error.

Once you can start reading a girl's body language, you can tell what she's thinking and you can pick up on if she wants to hook up with you or not. I really hate Public Displays of Affection when I'm at parties and such, because it gives the girl too much power. I like to change locations until I feel we're in the right environment. If she follows you around you're golden. If all signals are go, and you guys make a quiet second of eye contact (as NitrousMafia said, you'll know) make your move.
 #23 
Old 2007-12-27, 19:47
jojabr jojabr is offline
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Default Re: how do you guys make a move?

3. Kiss her neck first and move towards her lips so she can pull away if it's uncomfortable.

Really? I'd feel pretty weird going for the neck first, especially if it's a first time. That's a pretty intimate spot in my opinion.
But it does wonders. ;)
 #24 
Old 2007-12-27, 21:56
genericwittyusername genericwittyusername is offline
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Default Re: how do you guys make a move?

Really? I'd feel pretty weird going for the neck first, especially if it's a first time. That's a pretty intimate spot in my opinion.
But it does wonders. ;)

Agreed.

Also, fuck that David DeAngelo shit. If you can't figure out how to get laid without having some dude spell it out for you in steps, you shouldn't be allowed to fuck.
 #25 
Old 2007-12-27, 22:07
DesertRebel DesertRebel is offline
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Default Re: how do you guys make a move?

I just look, point, and wink. Cool

/lying
 #26 
Old 2007-12-27, 22:18
yoshimipirate yoshimipirate is offline
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Default Re: how do you guys make a move?

Atzimond will fuck your soul if you don't play with my pee pee.
 #27 
Old 2007-12-27, 22:59
asthesunsets asthesunsets is offline
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Default Re: how do you guys make a move?

I just act sexy and let them make the first move.
 #28 
Old 2007-12-27, 23:14
surprise buttsecks surprise buttsecks is offline
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Default Re: how do you guys make a move?

I clap twice, and four wenches rush to my side.
 #29 
Old 2007-12-28, 00:24
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East end
Default Re: how do you guys make a move?

I start by initiating conversation...Then go from there.

If she looks interested, I'll say something like "Fuck me!...I just had the idea of the century!"
When she says "What's that?" and looks really confused, I'll put my arm round her waist and go in for the kiss.

After that it's pretty much up to how drunk I get.
 
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