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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2007-12-25, 03:12
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how do you guys make a move?
when you're at a party, on a date, at a movie or whatever how do you put a move on a girl?
I usually am sitting so I just move most of my self in front of her and go for it, from hooking up it's whatever it leads to.
how 'bout you? I know somebody who says he always pulls himself on top of the girl and then goes for it
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#2
 2007-12-25, 03:21
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DONT WORRY ABOUT IT.
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Re: how do you guys make a move?
I look for the moment and bust in...I always get this feeling that literally just busts me in the nuts and is like a instant redflag to move in....never failed me once.
Usually it often happens when we are close and we start looking each other in the eyes, and it almost feels like i injected something, like instantly it seems as if the air is thick and everything is slowing down, and usually I can see it in her eyes shes putting off the same feel then bam......
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#3
 2007-12-25, 04:33
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Re: how do you guys make a move?
call MC Hammer.
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#4
 2007-12-25, 07:42
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Re: how do you guys make a move?
I dunno I'm usually drunk.
Kidding... though with the girl i'm dating we fucked before making out. I dunno, just do what seems to click at the time.
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#5
 2007-12-25, 07:45
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Solidus 
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Re: how do you guys make a move?
call MC Hammer.
You beat me to it, damnit.
I find that liquid confidence helps, I don't really have any explicit formula that I follow. With that being said though I'm very oblivious to the general atmosphere of a place after a few drinks so perhaps the few times I've gotten lucky have been just that, luck. :P
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#6
 2007-12-25, 08:19
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Re: how do you guys make a move?
I'm usually really cocky and arrogant so I say "hey, so you wanna make out?, or fuck or something?" it works about 38% of the time
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#7
 2007-12-25, 15:58
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Re: how do you guys make a move?
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Originally Posted by fat_people_suck
I'm usually really cocky and arrogant so I say "hey, so you wanna make out?, or fuck or something?" it works about 38% of the time
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I am just curious as to how your wife feels about your cocky and arrogant approach, not to mention your impressive success rate.
Or do you just LIE to her about your adventures?
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#8
 2007-12-25, 18:51
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Re: how do you guys make a move?
I just hang out. Enjoy the free drinks, if there are any.Instead of charging at a girl penis first, I like to just kind of chill with em for a bit. Couches are excellent. Besides, I can't hook up with a girl that I don't respect mentally.
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#9
 2007-12-25, 20:17
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Re: how do you guys make a move?
I am just curious as to how your wife feels about your cocky and arrogant approach, not to mention your impressive success rate.
Or do you just LIE to totse about your adventures?
Fixed.
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#10
 2007-12-25, 20:54
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Re: how do you guys make a move?
yea, i would share my line, but you guys might steal it, it works approximately 38.19492% of the time and involves a very schneidy get-out if she isnt in to you.
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#11
 2007-12-25, 21:15
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Re: how do you guys make a move?
Actions speak louder then words.
Go all for glory!
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#12
 2007-12-25, 21:27
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Re: how do you guys make a move?
You're sitting there, and you do it.
Don't think.
Just fucking do it.
BAM.
Like that.
It works.
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#13
 2007-12-25, 21:28
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Q 
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Re: how do you guys make a move?
Hmm. Here is a list of actual things I have said to females upon first meeting them:
1: "Wanna procreate?" - (I was feeling rather narcissistic after getting 100% on a science exam)
2: "I'm going to stalk you now." - (When a girl approached me with a camera.)
3: "I love you" - (That was actually how I felt about her but considering that I hadn't spoken to her before that, :()
None of the above worked and i'm still single.
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#14
 2007-12-25, 21:53
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Ozzy Bot 
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Re: how do you guys make a move?
Ummmm dont be a bitch?
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#15
 2007-12-26, 12:06
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Re: how do you guys make a move?
yeah just do it
if im on a date or something one thing i like to do is ask them how big their hands are and that it is very important, and when they ask why im like i cant tell you and i smile..
then eventually hands start holding and if we are talking and you can feel the tension build up you know that the oven is preheated and its time to stick in the turkey.
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#16
 2007-12-26, 13:33
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Re: how do you guys make a move?
Anyone trying to score, pay attention:
1. Don't ask for it.
2. Don't stare awkwardly before advancing.
3. Kiss her neck first and move towards her lips so she can pull away if it's uncomfortable.
This is totse so add that: no means no
Some of you sound so awkward.
<3
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#17
 2007-12-26, 14:09
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Re: how do you guys make a move?
Usually it often happens when we are close and we start looking each other in the eyes
This is a good bet because if she didn't want it she'd have gotten up and walked away or ran away from you a long time before.
ps lololol@q
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#18
 2007-12-26, 14:14
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Re: how do you guys make a move?
Anyone trying to score, pay attention:
1. Don't ask for it, it just raises suspicion.
2. Don't stare awkwardly before advancing, see above.
3. Kiss her neck first and move towards her lips and grab the back of her head so she can't pull away if it's uncomfortable.
4. Then once you've got her secured firmly, move in for the kill.
This is totse so add that: all women are asking for it.
Wise words.
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#19
 2007-12-26, 14:36
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Re: how do you guys make a move?
David DeAngelo would solve nearly all of &T's S&A problems. Look up some warez of him or something.
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#20
 2007-12-26, 23:36
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spl1ff 
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Re: how do you guys make a move?
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Originally Posted by Caoltan
David DeAngelo would solve nearly all of &T's S&A problems. Look up some warez of him or something.
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do this
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#21
 2007-12-27, 01:26
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Re: how do you guys make a move?
ahhh this thread reminds me of my friend telling me about a boy at a party we were at last week; he tried to put his hand though her hair but got stuck in her weave (:
and then got his hands tangled in her tights
SMOOOOOOOOOOOTHHHHH
those are not good moves to make.
and op, i'd be pretty fucking freaked if your friend just hopped on top of me and went for it.
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#22
 2007-12-27, 17:41
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Re: how do you guys make a move?
I usually just talk to the girl for a while and get a read from there. Body language can show a lot about girls, even if they don't admit to it. Every girl's body language is different though, so it's just trial and error.
Once you can start reading a girl's body language, you can tell what she's thinking and you can pick up on if she wants to hook up with you or not. I really hate Public Displays of Affection when I'm at parties and such, because it gives the girl too much power. I like to change locations until I feel we're in the right environment. If she follows you around you're golden. If all signals are go, and you guys make a quiet second of eye contact (as NitrousMafia said, you'll know) make your move.
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#23
 2007-12-27, 19:47
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Re: how do you guys make a move?
3. Kiss her neck first and move towards her lips so she can pull away if it's uncomfortable.
Really? I'd feel pretty weird going for the neck first, especially if it's a first time. That's a pretty intimate spot in my opinion.
But it does wonders. ;)
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#24
 2007-12-27, 21:56
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Re: how do you guys make a move?
Really? I'd feel pretty weird going for the neck first, especially if it's a first time. That's a pretty intimate spot in my opinion.
But it does wonders. ;)
Agreed.
Also, fuck that David DeAngelo shit. If you can't figure out how to get laid without having some dude spell it out for you in steps, you shouldn't be allowed to fuck.
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#25
 2007-12-27, 22:07
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Re: how do you guys make a move?
I just look, point, and wink.
/lying
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#26
 2007-12-27, 22:18
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Re: how do you guys make a move?
Atzimond will fuck your soul if you don't play with my pee pee.
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#27
 2007-12-27, 22:59
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Re: how do you guys make a move?
I just act sexy and let them make the first move.
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#28
 2007-12-27, 23:14
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Re: how do you guys make a move?
I clap twice, and four wenches rush to my side.
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#29
 2007-12-28, 00:24
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Re: how do you guys make a move?
I start by initiating conversation...Then go from there.
If she looks interested, I'll say something like "Fuck me!...I just had the idea of the century!"
When she says "What's that?" and looks really confused, I'll put my arm round her waist and go in for the kiss.
After that it's pretty much up to how drunk I get.
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