So I was at a party this friday.

I was talking to a blonde cute girl, really sweet.
Didn't really think anything was 'on' between us since I had screwed up last time.
Until my uber-alphamale super social friend got annoyed and made us kiss so we 'got it out of the way' The two of us then cuddled and made out and whatnot.
She traded numbers with me (didnt even cross my mind) and tells me to call her, she sends a cute goodnight text later that night.

The next day I sent
Me: "shit i just saw your twin"
Her:"what?=P"
Me: "she looked just like you, really christian" (we had a running joke going about how christian she looks)
Her:"Oh, yeah I was just heading to the prayermeeting. So how is the bean doing?"

I forgot to reply, she added me on facebook later and wrote "Hey, It would be nice to meet again sometime :D"
I replied "Yeah, you should invite me to the next prayer meeting"

And that was the last I heard of her.
Ive screwed up before, but damn, this I don't see how I did it. Im getting good.

In all fairness she may just be rushing around for Christmas, you don't know if you've cocked it up yet, mate. :D

Nonono, Im paranoid as hell!

Ive checked facebook, and she's been editing profile info and stuff, shes definatly been on facebook.
Gah, im fucking myself over here thinking like this.

I'm going to go ahead and assume the reason you haven't gotten off your stupid ass and actually talked to her her, is due to a congenital birth defect whereby your mouth is replaced by and anus.

Im gonna reply with the always classical, your mother.

However no I haven't talked to her, I don't do the phone, freaks me out. I hear voices

is due to a congenital birth defect whereby your mouth is replaced by and anus.

Haha that's funny Im so stealing that.

Man the fuck up and talk to her! You'd have been aswell posting a thread called "I'm a scared little bitch"

Fine, Ill go to her busstop and make fart noises.
Then Ill kill her llama.
no?

But yeah, fuck you niggertits, Ill talk to her

Ask her if she likes pasta. Then offer her the noodle. At least ask her if she'd like to learn the flute.

Go somewhere and talk and stuff then just grab her face and start making out with her and just go for it.


Do you think she is gonna refuse to make out and mess around if she still wants to hang out?

Argh, my manhood.
She beat me to it.
She said she'd rather go to a cafe and that she's gonna call me.

Gah wutf do I do, girls are scary!!!!:P

And dat's fer sure!

Put on pancake makeup & don't say a word, just mime all your conversation.

Moonmeister makes no sense, my brain hurts.

And now Im fucking confused!!!

She called me, but I missed it, so she called me again, and I missed it again.
So then she texted me saying "Hey, I tried to reach you tonight. Are you free tomorrow night? Coffee?:)"

What the fuck is this shit!?
She's playing fucking mindgames!
How the fuck am I supposed to respond to that!?!?

Well, in my expert opinion, I would say "Yes" to the coffee.

Well of course.

But I mean, why is there no shitstorm of drama? Why is she not playing hard to get?
Why hasnät she fucked my best friend in an attempt to make me jealous?

She must obviously be a dude.
Someone hold me, Im scared.

Again, in my expert opinion, you may have a winner on your hands.

In b4 twincest barbie dolls.

On totse, incest is only incest for so long, then it becomes wincest

FTWincest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lol, getting good? No...no, I wouldn't say that at all. Sounds like you are fucking blowing it, but she is young so she hasn't built up "retard" detectors yet.

hahahaha what he said ^

how old are you?

Lol, getting good? No...no, I wouldn't say that at all. Sounds like you are fucking blowing it, but she is young so she hasn't built up "retard" detectors yet.

I laughed. Thanks!

OP, really quit being retarded. Go out with her.

For Bean_Doodle, totse is his blog.

Go ahead and update us when you shit too.

ng"

And that was the last I heard of her.
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