I really love this girl. Truly and fully and I'd love to make her feel great. She's still a virgin and she's still a little bit sensitive about being touched and doesn't let me down there with my fingers half the time. It's only been a few weeks and she's opening up more and more, and she's really really great at kissing and being sensual and I'm overall really happy with her, but something I've noticed is that her vagina smells of death and decay. I know this because after I finger her I often get a whiff of my fingers and I can only describe it as an intense vingery sour bacterial smell. This has had an impact on how frequently I play with her and though I'd love to be the first to go down on her and make her fucking squeal, I'm confident that I would throw up in her vagina, as I've gagged at the taste of less stanky pussy. What do I do? Should I spray it with axe one day while she's sleeping? Knock her out and bathe her vagina? Suggest that a clean vagina is a great vagina? I don't knwo what to do.

Ask her to wash/bathe, or suggest showering/bathing together.

I honestly don't believe that showering has any affect on the stench.

I was with a girl once that had the most unimaginable funk. And she showered not 10 minutes before.

haha. i doubt that axe would do anything. Flunitrazepam (rohypnol) and a bath might work though :P

Yeast infection/something not right down there? Horrid/fast food diet? Mebe just genetics?

Cleanliness is the easiest to fix and prob the most likely, it's why I suggested it first.

Feed her less meat and more fruits and vegetables.

She's really healthy, but she might only shower once every two days or so, which I really don't care about. It still stinks on days that I can tell she showered. She also works a fucking ton and we usually hang out after she's off. Could labor have anything to do with it? My nose is currently completely stuffed. I could burn my tongue so that I can't taste it either and just get it over with once.

Yeah, probably, if she`s been sweating/working all day, then you go down there, it'll likely stink at least a bit. Have her shower before you guys get down to anything?

How can I suggest that she should hop in my shower? I have weird insecurities that make me dislike showering with girls.

By getting over them.

Well you could be blunt with her, but that can either go well, or very badly, so eh...

Why do you not like showering with girls?

I don't like the way my thighs attach to my hips.

And... this girl is 4 or 5 inches taller than me. We're both a little bit weird about it. She's just proportionally larger than me in every way. We share exactly zero standing intimate moments and spend most of our time sitting or lying down.

If you're that insecure, don't have sex. Bingo.

If you're that insecure, don't have sex. Bingo.

Haha. I'm not that bad. Neither of us know how to go about doing what has been stamped into our minds as awkward, which is her leaning down or me standing on my toes to kiss her. It makes bedtime more intimate because walking around all day and not beign intimate builds it up.

Haha. I'm not that bad. Neither of us know how to go about doing what has been stamped into our minds as awkward, which is her leaning down or me standing on my toes to kiss her. It makes bedtime more intimate because walking around all day and not beign intimate builds it up.

I meant about not showering with her.

This is one of those ones where you need to be really careful that you don't give her a complex and put her off having oral sex for life.

Never had it happen to me and I prefer unwashed cunny anyway so I'm not quite sure what to advise but at a guess I'd say buy a bottle of 'Feminine Wash' or whatever fucking euphemism they use for it where you are.

Then make it part of the whole fore-foreplay. Don't say she needs to wash cos she reeks but rather whisper in her ear that you want to show her hoooow good you can make her feel down there with your tongue and you've bought her a bottle of wash so she can prepare.

She's a virgin and will probably simply assume its normal to dusch before your boyfriend goes down on you. If you don't tell her different then she'll accept it as natural that she always washes before meeting you...

this is the best reply yet.

do this.

Or just take a shower, then tell her to take one as well. That way, she'll see that you cleaned up for her, so she won't feel like you're just asking her to clean herself because she's dirty. If you shower as well, it's more like "hey, we're supposed to be clean before sex" rather than "he thinks I'm dirty, so I have to bathe just to turn him on"

Or just do what my ex-boyfriend did: When we first got together, he said "A clean girl is a sexy girl." I started showering twice a day, and continued doing so for a good while after that.

...vinegary...

Step 1 : Rohypnol.

Step 2 : Monistat.

Step 3 : ???

Step 4 : PROFIT!!!!!!

Never had it happen to me and I prefer unwashed cunny

How Come???

This. Being a vegetarian has it's perks. :)

This. Being a vegetarian has it's perks. :)

Uhm you didn't read my last story did you? Trust me, bedding vegetarians is risky.....god help you if you fart (and vegetarians do all the time) he'll ditch you on the spot...once he's recovered the power of speech and his eyes have stopped watering.

How Come???

'Cuz hes a haggard old geezer with fucked up fetishes.

this.

Uhm you didn't read my last story did you? Trust me, bedding vegetarians is risky.....god help you if you fart (and vegetarians do all the time) he'll ditch you on the spot...once he's recovered the power of speech and his eyes have stopped watering.

LOL

which thread was this?
you're saying vegitarians have nasty farts?

anyways, i noticed that a girls vag stinks ALOT more on/near their period, is there any chance that the times youve gone down there were on or near her period?

dude just do it like youre taking shots of tequila. cut up some limes with salt and put them on her stomach. eat her for a minute or two then stop and bite into a lime then scream "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" and repeat until orgasm or until youre out of limes

Why do you not like showering with girls?

Lawl... well played.

Im sorry i truly am...

i once had a girl begging me for some sex and i started fingering her and then i paused cuz i had to go piss and i happen to smell my hand and it fucking reeked.

FUCKING REEKED.

i didnt even kiss her again, i just said that im not feeling good bye.

then some kid told everyone at school about it and she hates me for saying that.

i feel bad i honestly do....buuuuuuut when you try to wash your hand with bleach, break cleaner, alcohol....nothing worked that shit stunk for 3 days like a fucking skunk attacked me.

I've been there. It really is a horrible horrible thing. I took this girl out for drinks at a bar. And I was getting really -really- drunk. And there was this cute venezualan chick that had some kind of prescription meds. Maybe xanax or vicodin or...something. I cant remember what it was.

Anyways, I was wasted. And I ended up hooking up with the girl I was with out in the parking lot. It was the worst thing i've ever smelled, with the exception of one other pussy I encountered later on. And I went home and literally passed out as soon as I got home. I didn't even wash up. In the morning, the funk was so pervasive that it was literally making me sick. And no matter how hard I scrubbed, it didnt go away for the better part of a week. :(

yes change the way you FEED your GIRLFRIEND.


ahaha, this cracked me up for some reason.

The manliest solution is to man up and tell her there's no way in hell you will ever go down on her. Trust me, she'll understand. Then you stick to vaginal intercourse. If by chance the smell permeates the air and strikes your nostrils, ignore it best you can. If intercourse is impossible, confront her.

God I really really don't know what I'd do if some guy told me my cunt stank. I'd probably never let anyone touch me ever ever again. However I'm pretty sure it doesn't because I've never had any complaints and also I often lick my fingers or vibrator or whatever after I've had a wank and it smells and tastes fine to me.

You're in a tricky situation though. It would almost definitely be beneficial to get over your thing about showering with girls. If someone told me to go take a shower I would most likely die a little bit inside, but if they suggested showering together I'd think they were just into water and steam and soapy goodness.

Have a naked water gun fight, and fill your watergun with disinfectant. Nail her in the vag and you're good to go!

I often lick my fingers or vibrator or whatever after I've had a wank and it smells and tastes fine to me.

Obligatory "DAS HOT!!!1!!!11!!one" and "pics?"

I'd say asking to shower with you is the best way out of this, realize that she likes you for you and accepts you as you are, flaws and all, and nothing will change if she happens to see you naked, and standing.

*sigh*

She wore my pants to bed and we messed around

and I was going to put the pants away...

but I gave them a smell

as this is what I do

with all clothes, to determine dirtiness

And I wasn't even thinking about it.

But then... from a good six inches away

the smell struck me

i am dead.

poetry.

^^ epic.

mornin puss is sick.


ave u herrd uv doooshus??????

Agent orange does wonders.

What do I do? Should I spray it with axe one day while she's sleeping? Knock her out and bathe her vagina?
LMAO, it's comments like these that have made me start coming here :D

Just shower with her. So what if she's taller? Noone's going to see you anyway.

I really love this girl...

...It's only been a few weeks...

I CANNOT believe I am seriously the first to call him on this bullshit.

Actually that axe thing had me laughing so had i forgott the rest of the post :D . Good call

Haha

I'm confident that I would throw up in her vagina

Haha



My nob used to smell and I noticed it was a similar smell to smelly feet. I discovered it was bacteria and so I cleaned it with anti-bacterial hand wash. After a few days the smell was gone and has been gone since.

A humbling story to tell indeed.

Toss her salad instead.

I CANNOT believe I am seriously the first to call him on this bullshit.

Irrelevant. This thread is about stanky cooter.

I have known her for six years.

Irrelevant. This thread is about stanky cooter.

I have known her for six years.

You've known her for that long and you never noticed the offending snatch before now? If it is that bad I would think there would be some residual wafting going on all the time.

You've known her for that long and you never noticed the offending snatch before now? If it is that bad I would think there would be some residual wafting going on all the time.

You smell your friends genitals as a matter of course?

you don't smell your female friends genitals? Man you need help!

You smell your friends genitals as a matter of course?

Like I said, if it smells as bad as he says, you'd think you'd smell it during daily conversation.

Master Clean.

Like I said, if it smells as bad as he says, you'd think you'd smell it during daily conversation.

You know... I completely forgot to sniff at her vagina while we conversed as friends. Oops.

Sorry if this has been posted I couldnt be fucked reading the rest.... make a soap dildo.

/thread

That'd work.

Since it's relevant, I suppose I'll post my situation. My girl has a stinky vag and she knows it. When she gets wet, any air near her lower half smells like pussy. When I finger her or go down on her, anything that touches it smells until I scrub my hands or face with soap, and even then there's a lingering smell. One time we went to a party and went swimming, then went to my car to have a little fun. I fingered her, discreetly smelled my hand, and I couldn't smell a thing. I am basically led to believe that she doesn't wash down there as much as she should, since she's only allowed to take five minute showers, and even then she has to keep turning the water on and off when she uses it to save water (fucking bullshit, you can't thoroughly clean yourself like that in five minutes). I foolishly have told her that I've come to like the smell/taste since she was so insecure about it. The first time I went down on her I had to convince her for 10 minutes that I didn't mind it, when in reality I just wanted to have fun and make her feel good (she's never been sexually active before). So... to ask her to wash now would kind of be hypocritical and even more awkward.
Here's my plan: next time she comments on her smelly vag, I could bring up the night we went swimming, that was fucking awesome.
Input would be nice, although I mainly just wanted to share my similar predicament, you're not the only one, my friend ;)

I think this thread has turned me gay.

You were gay long before this thread.

/joke

if her vag is so stinky

flip er over and maker bum moan!!

srsly, best and easiest decision of ur life, no stinky vag and you COMPLETELY forget about it! not to mention she shall LOVE it and perhaps do the same to you/it MAY also get her attention that you would rather clean her rims than her cherry....just possibly, not really my point, my point DEFINATELY is the whole butt not as stinky.


yea this thread delivers ^.^

My girlfriend does this and she doesn't taste bad at all. Personally I've never encountered a vagina that I would say smelled or tased lets say, great? But I would definately say it's an acquiured tasted and the best you can really hope for is slightly above tasting like fleshy nothingness.

Anyone else agree? I mean lets face it, oral feels great, but by no means is it a gractious act.
Also, does anyone REALLY think pussy smells incredible?

Btw, I've encountered dozens of funky ones, maybe two good ones. My girlfriend being the best.

Props on the great thread title.