I'm not really sure what to call this, happened to me for the first time two nights ago... I was having sex and I came inside my girlfriend and when I pulled out, there was this like farting noise. No, it wasn't from her ass.

Weird shit.

Happen to anyone else?

Only to every women on the planet I guess! Its something to laugh about in bed.

Sex is too serious to be taken too seriously.

Usually happens in doggy btw, you pumping too much air into her.

Some women can even do it at will.

Only to every women on the planet I guess! Its something to laugh about in bed.

Pretty much.

It's one of the funniest things in my life I've ever known to have happened :)

It means she's pregnant.

Huh, you learn something new every day.

It means she's pregnant.

Nope when she's pregnant then it'll be a proper arse fart and it'll smell so bad it'll take the paper off the walls.

I'm one of those women who can do it at will.... someone taught me how to do it in school. Yes.... this is what children learn in school these days.

It's only happened to me during sex a couple times.... just laughed it off.

Nope when she's pregnant then it'll be a proper arse fart and it'll smell so bad it'll take the paper off the walls.

Often when I read posts like this, I wonder how the poster might know such a thing. When I shift my gaze a few degrees upwards and read "jackketch", I cease to wonder.

Lol, how the hell do you do it will?

Lol, how the hell do you do it will?

Loose bacon strips.

Lol, how the hell do you do it will?

It's not difficult at all if you're positioned right.

It's not difficult at all if you're positioned right.

Do tell.

Do tell.

This. I want to learn.

You just need to narrow down which muscles to tense up. Try squeezing all the different muscles you can and eventually you will get it right.

Its much easier to suck in water than it is air, so first practise in the bath squeezing your muscles and sucking in water.... if you like you can then raise your self out of the bath and squirt it out like a fountain which I find mildly amusing.

There's phenomenon called"tenting" that can occur during female sexual arousal. The sudden "tenting" of the uterus will draw in air which is then forced out as the glow subsides. The first time you hear it can be a little disconcerting.

sex in the bath tub = water in vagina = wet towel.

same concept, i think.

Pix or you can't really do it!

i love it when im fucking my girl from behind then i cum inside her then pull it out and spread her ass cheeks and watch it drip out of her cute little shaved pussy

You kids just remeber one thing, as fun as blowing up the vagina during cunnilingus can be, if you use too much air the air can get into the blood stream. (At least what I have been told by a doctor)

But, it still is loads of fun.

Pix or you can't really do it!

I'll try.... but I really really love my digital camera and seriously don't want to drop it in the bath hahaha.

You mean when you fuck your gf's jew nose, then watch the cum bubbles drip outta her nostrils?


You kids just remeber one thing, as fun as blowing up the vagina during cunnilingus can be, if you use too much air the air can get into the blood stream. (At least what I have been told by a doctor)

But, it still is loads of fun.

Um....no. Get into her bloodstream? You AND your doctor are fucking morons.

Um....no. Get into her bloodstream? You AND your doctor are fucking morons.

Maybe you should check your facts before you speak.

Let me post the first google reply.

http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/1859.html

There are hundreds of other sources that agre.

"So, if a very large amount of air were to be blown or forced into their vaginal canals, it's possible that the air could enter their bloodstream, causing a blockage in a blood vessel."

A mouthful of air is not going to do anything. Everything and anything is possible. Drinking too much water can be fatal. Falling off of a chair can be fatal. Blowing air into a vagina is not going to be fatal. Maybe if you hook a compressor up to the vagina and make some sort of seal, and keep blowing air into the vagina, im sure something would rupture.

Actually, as you would know if you read up on it, a mouthfull can be regarded as a large amount.

Some women can even do it at will.

Prepare to be amazed: http://www.redtube.com/495 (and kind of aroused)

and kind of disgusted.

Prepare to be amazed: http://www.redtube.com/495 (and kind of aroused)

and kind of disgusted.

The inside of her vagina is probably all black >_>