So, Two nights ago I was faced with this Dilemma. I met this girl who works at the drive thru at our Macdonald's.

Well, she was talking about my tattoos, and how she wanted to hang out. She gave me her number on the receipt and I called her when she got off. She invited me to hang out and watch movies, she only lived about 5 mins away.

So, I go over and were hanging out with her roommate. She put in Pulp Fiction, and in a little while I noticed we were leaning on each other. ALRIGHT, cool. I make myself a little more comfortable and she seems alright with that>

she got up after a few mins and told me that she really liked me> now shes cute but obviously kinda crazy, She asked me what I wanted to do. I think she noticed the chubby I was building because she kept looking at my pants. I look at her roommate who kinda looks perturbed, and well sickened at the events.

The girl then asked if I wanted a sammich, And I smiled almost breaking in to tears. I told her that would be awesome, and to make sure it didn't have ham on it.

She comes back mins later and I inspect the sammich. May, turkey, swiss, and mustard. Alright. Not bad.

She has one for her self, and her roommate was kinda left out. We finish out sammichs, and the movie is almost over. We get back in to position, and her roommate has to go to work. The girl seemed a little to excited to get her out the door, and as soon as she left. started Feeling me, like I was a cat. playing with my ears, rubbing my tattoos, and groping my crotch. She made a comment about it being semi soft, and I asked her if she could fix that.

She proceeded to unzip my pants and blow me. long story short, She jumped on my dick ASAP. Fucked me all over her living room/kitchen/ what ever. And I came in her ass.

Not to shabby eh?

Do I see her again before I go to Iraq?, I saw her yesterday and she said thanks, we should do it again before you leave.

Are you expecting us to be jealous or say yes?

I'll do both if you like.

It´s not like you had a dilemna dumbass, you got both.

ps. I don´t believe you came in her ass, and will need more detail.

So, Two nights ago I was faced with this Dilemma. I met this girl who works at the drive thru at our Macdonald's.

Well, she was talking about my tattoos, and how she wanted to hang out. She gave me her number on the receipt and I called her when she got off. She invited me to hang out and watch movies, she only lived about 5 mins away.

So, I go over and were hanging out with her roommate. She put in Pulp Fiction, and in a little while I noticed we were leaning on each other. ALRIGHT, cool. I make myself a little more comfortable and she seems alright with that>

she got up after a few mins and told me that she really liked me> now shes cute but obviously kinda crazy, She asked me what I wanted to do. I think she noticed the chubby I was building because she kept looking at my pants. I look at her roommate who kinda looks perturbed, and well sickened at the events.

The girl then asked if I wanted a sammich, cos the guy next door is gay so he'd be up for it, if I felt like being the sandwich filling.

Fixed.

Hooray for bushy's daily blog post.

You're worse than Infrared.

>!>!>!

What the hell do you want from us?

S&A is not your fucking blog.

What a neat girl, making you a sandwich before going down on you. Seriously, some girls expect snuggles and hugs and all that bullshit before they'll do anything for you. I'm impressed.


Allthough no doubt this will make that random other girl who you buy stuff for not too receptive to you, possibly.

I dont see the sexxy in the tats, myself. Maybe get yourself one of those back of the neck piercing things. They can be hot.

I would, but the Army won't let me.

and since im on 18 days RnR. I might as well live it yup.

I always wanted the nape of my neck pierced, I will in 4 years.

OP- Pics of gtfo....

Also i used to think getting the back of your neck peirced was gay looking. But it's starting to grow on me. I just seen me father about 2 weeks ago, I noticed he had it done.

Pics of what? I don't carry my camera wh3n I go on dates!

pics of your tattoo

Of gtfo. Can't you read?

http://www.totse.com/community/showthread.php?t=2078707

What the hell is it with couples and a third party watching Pulp Fiction?

Ha. Story made me lold.

Wait, so you had a blow job and a sammich? So there wasn't a choice and there is no basis for an objective analysis? Seriously, GTFO.

Let's pretend this thread is:

What would you prefer, a blow job, or a sammich?

Well, if it's like the peanut butter sammich I'm munching on now, I'd go with the sammich.

This one. I fail to see valuable discussion past you wanting pats on the back from S&A.

I say it's not really a fair comparison. You're not getting a blowjob right now. If you had a sammich and a blowjob at the same time, you would be more prepared to make this choice.

she was probbably an ugly poor fuck hoe from micky ds

I dont see the sexxy in the tats, myself. Maybe get yourself one of those back of the neck piercing things. They can be hot.

Both of which tend to be signs of white trashness.

Could you provide more details about the sammich please?

It's the same as asking "what's better, food or water".

You need both to survive.

Water is infinitely better though.
Survival without food: Around 3 weeks so far.
Survival without water: 3 days or so?