evertime im somewhere like a store, and i see a hot girl pass by or something, all of a sudden my heart pumps or i get a quick blood rush... for 1 second.... what do you do or what happens to you?

An erection, I get one.

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I look into her eyes (assuming we're walking towards each other, say, in a hallway). If we lock eyes I'll hold the stare. If she cracks a half-smile, I'll smile and say 'Hi' if the situation's right.

If it's at a club I'll try a random comment about something to do with the scenario to start a convo.



EDIT: I saw a mate walk through a club and catch eyes with a girl sitting on the other side and they held intense eye contact the whole way as he walked through the room (he was heading to the door, she was sitting near it), before he walked out he just walked right in front of her and said, "Did you feel that?" She got all giggly. I thought it was a cool, powerful introduction.

Wait until she walks past me so I can see her Fire!

what do you do when you see a hot girl?

Think about my girlfriend.

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Posting in bunny.meatball thread.

I pat my back pocket to make sure the chloroform's still there.

Admire their hotness.
Then fantasize about my erect penis penetrating them.

I'm posting here just because it's a bunny.meatball thread. *re-gathers lynch mob*

I realize that they're just like any other girl beyond looks, I may flirt some, but I'm past the stage of wanting to screw anything that walks and has a BMI under 25, or getting an uncontrollable erection/seizures/stuttering at any remotely hot girl I see. Besides, extra confidence is always good.

First off obviously im looking at them so im looking to receive eye contact then possibly a smile...ill smile back or smirk if they do...naturally, especially if they match eyes with mine...then i get this feeling of disgust. Something i learned to do that forces out a opening line and kills any anxieties(Feeling like this just kicks me into game mode and like all my tactics just like flow into use.) That way i can immediately put aside any nerves and bullshit like that. Then in turn im not sitting there talking like ahhho aoh yeah whwahha stuttering and shit looking for shit to say.

Look at the chick, smile and say hi

Well, I check her out as sublty as possible, and then imagine her head in my crotch - while at the same time comparing to make sure my arms aren´t fatter than hers.

When I see a sexy boy, I generally stare so hard that eventually it´s akward enough that he´s forced to have sex with me in order to make it stop.

Depends who she is, where she is, and the circumstances in the meeting of her.

If it's just a random in the street...I'll just check her out.

Someone I briefly know...I'll talk to her after having a stare...See how she is personality wise.

Someone I know well...I'll end up making a move.

Most of the time though it's the talk lots first.

Avert my eyes and continue with the task at hand.

When I see a hot girl or boy.... I just admire from afar and then afterwards mope about how out of my league they are

probably this. I usually just make moves on girls I either sit down and talk to through one of my friends or i meet in classes, similar situations.

Well if they are with some friends I won't do a thing. If they're alone, it depends on my mood. If i feel like a badass, or I'm fucked up, I'll either smile at them and say hi, or make sexual advances right off the bat (that is reserved for super-high though)

Gobble up the eye candy.

I promptly walk up to her and ask if she owns any llamas.

Ejaculate in my pants.

Kill her llama.

Yeah I don't like people that stare, even though I do it all the time. So if I meet someone's eye's for a big to long I get pissed off, but if it's a hot girl the instinct kind of dies down and I just smile at them or if they look like a bitch i'll stick out my tounge and make a fart noise.

I love people watching.

If I see a hot female I generally think so because I'd like to photograph them (use them as fashion model, minds out of the gutter). I've approached a couple before and asked them if they would.

As for males, I'm a sunglasses perve (bless large glasses). I'm quite happy to watch and not approach, unless theres some sort of reaction from them.

Get a bucket of water and make them cold? :D

Just try not to get a random erection whilst their looking

same...

When I see a hot girl .... I just admire from afar and then afterwards mope about how out of my league they are

this.

WHAT HAPPENED WITH THAT FUCKING GIRL ON THE FUCKING BUS YOU STUPID DICK???????????

That was like a show being cancelled right before the last episode or missing the final of the world cup........i need to know how it ends..

I masturbate uncontrollably.

lol at never being able to live down killing a girls llama.

Grab her Boobs!!!!!*run's off manically laughing*

lol, I do the exact same thing

I just admire from afar and then afterwards mope about how out of my league they are

Kinda same here. Depends on the definition of "hot girl." If it's "hot" in the sense of model material, big boobs long legs etc. I really don't look because it's pointless. I really only look at girls who are actually in my league, because they're actually hotter to me than the former. If they are the kinda girl I like, I'll look at her and maybe make eye contact. I never really make first moves with anyone unless I'm sure they're interested (smiles, other body language)

Generally, just continue on my way, then kick myself for not looking her in the eye.

Occasionally I manage it, and it feels good, and they generally return my eye contact or smile or some shit. It shows potential, I said potential men!

This would probably apply to me aswell if I were bisexual.

If I'm wearing jeans I'll grab my crotch and brandish it at her, if anyone says anything I say I was only scratching it. But she knows what I'm after

i kill her llama

As only a man would.
Spot on Fredrick.

Think about my girlfriend.

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This!

Look at the floor and sigh. :(

Punch her in the face. Then take my dick out and sex her hair.

I don't usually find men attractive until I know their personality. I mean, I can tell when someone's good looking, but it doesn't do much for me unless they've got something to back it up. I will find the occasional man breath-takingly beautiful, and in which case, I might try and look at them more if they wont notice me. And then I usually feel jealous, because I wish I could be a beatiful man.

Lol bunny meatball, I haven't seen you here forever. Did you ever get with that one chick with the llamas? Haha I remember posting in that thread all the time telling you to quit being a pussy. Oh what a great thread....even though you kind of ruined it at the end. Well we know what you do when you see a hot girl.....puff out your cheeks and make kind of a fart noise lol. If you haven't read his epic thread then you won't understand.

If it's a hot preppy-lookin chick, I just look forward and remember the Overview of Common STI's.......

(For teh n00bs):
http://www.totse.com/community/showthread.php?t=1503855



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I get a little thought in my head that says something like

"Hello cheeky. Whatcha wearin?"

I crack a little smirk and maybe raise an eyebrow.