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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2007-12-20, 09:45
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Default I'm a guy and I think I know what it feels like to orgasm as a woman

So a while back I had this dream where I was a stripper and on stage with my girlfriend. We were both women and doing a lesbian show. We were kissing and fondling each other. Then she grabs a tub of cream and pours it down my tits and stomach. Then she slowly inserts a finger inside me and starts moving it like she's telling some one to "come here". I start to feel this tingling feeling well up inside me. It starts to build up more and more, eventually feeling like a flood gate has to open. It feels like I have to pee... so I start getting scared to let this continue. But then I just let go, and it feels like this huge explosion of orgasmic vibration down my feet.

Then I woke up and saw I'd come on my self.

Curious, is this at all what it feels like for a woman?
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Old 2007-12-20, 09:51
Dissed Dissed is offline
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thats pretty accurate actually
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Old 2007-12-20, 10:03
scorpio2121 scorpio2121 is offline
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Dude, thats a pretty fucked up dream you've got going on there.

Nice work.
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Old 2007-12-20, 11:18
Zonko Zonko is offline
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Dreams that involve peeing rarely work out well...
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Old 2007-12-21, 16:45
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Default Re: I'm a guy and I think I know what it feels like to orgasm as a woman

come on girls dont orgasm!

lol

















Easily.
 #6 
Old 2007-12-21, 17:20
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Default Re: I'm a guy and I think I know what it feels like to orgasm as a woman

I'm guessing that a female orgasm feels pretty much like a male orgasm.
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Old 2007-12-21, 18:24
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dodging the rain and tractors
Default Re: I'm a guy and I think I know what it feels like to orgasm as a woman

Quote:
Originally Posted by Xiao Mei
I'm guessing that a female orgasm feels pretty much like a male orgasm.


Ya think?

Lets analyse the evidence shall we?

Her: "hmmmm..yes...hmmm..ohhh...oOhh...yes....HMMM.".*gasp*...moooore
."..OH YES..YES ....OH NO NO NO...Don't stop ..oH MMY G-G-GOD..Oh OH ...AHHHHHHHHHHh........Yes...."*happy sighs* *wants cuddles*

Him: *grunt* *rolls off* *lites ciggy* "Make me a sammich, girl"!

From zis ve kan zee zat ze two orgasmz are wery diferent, ja?
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Old 2007-12-21, 18:48
Krispy Krispy is offline
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I'm a firm believer that females get 100x more pleasure from an orgasm then men do, it only feels REALLY good while you're bustin, and bit afterwards once you stop contracting. Girls can just like orgasm for hours.
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Old 2007-12-21, 19:19
captain_kirk captain_kirk is offline
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Originally Posted by Krispy
I'm a firm believer that females get 100x more pleasure from an orgasm then men do, it only feels REALLY good while you're bustin, and bit afterwards once you stop contracting. Girls can just like orgasm for hours.


Lawl, women do not orgasm for hours. That would be a terrible inconvinience. Imagine the post sex cuddles - she´s lying there twitching out. The post sex cigarette - still twitching out, burns herself horribly when she drops the cigarette. The post sex trying to catch a taxi home "oh, YES; YES, TO THE RIGHT, to the left, oh give me more, straight, straight!!!!" *still twitching*

lawl.
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Old 2007-12-21, 20:41
SurahAhriman SurahAhriman is offline
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Lawl, women do not orgasm for hours. That would be a terrible inconvinience. Imagine the post sex cuddles - she´s lying there twitching out. The post sex cigarette - still twitching out, burns herself horribly when she drops the cigarette. The post sex trying to catch a taxi home "oh, YES; YES, TO THE RIGHT, to the left, oh give me more, straight, straight!!!!" *still twitching*

lawl.

I think he means multiple orgasms through several hours of sexual activity. Unless you have more in common with a pig than I care to know.
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Old 2007-12-21, 20:45
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Default Re: I'm a guy and I think I know what it feels like to orgasm as a woman

Lawl, women do not orgasm for hours. l.

No? Watch a woman who's husband has just won the national lottery sometime...she'll be twitching all the way to her boyfriends.
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Old 2007-12-21, 21:30
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Default Re: I'm a guy and I think I know what it feels like to orgasm as a woman

Ya think?

Lets analyse the evidence shall we?

Her: "hmmmm..yes...hmmm..ohhh...oOhh...yes....HMMM.".*gasp*...moooore
."..OH YES..YES ....OH NO NO NO...Don't stop ..oH MMY G-G-GOD..Oh OH ...AHHHHHHHHHHh........Yes...."*happy sighs* *wants cuddles*

Him: *grunt* *rolls off* *lites ciggy* "Make me a sammich, girl"!

From zis ve kan zee zat ze two orgasmz are wery diferent, ja?

I don't know, I mean my husband moans and gasps during his orgasms and he likes to cuddle afterwards. I mean there's no way to know what it's like for the other gender, but I think it's pretty logical that we'd feel it the same way.
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Old 2007-12-21, 21:49
genericwittyusername genericwittyusername is offline
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Perhaps the sensation is the same and the duration, location, and intensity are what vary?
 #14 
Old 2007-12-21, 22:02
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Default Re: I'm a guy and I think I know what it feels like to orgasm as a woman

I'd love to experience a full on female multiple orgasm...Just to see what it is like.
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Old 2007-12-21, 22:08
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Default Re: I'm a guy and I think I know what it feels like to orgasm as a woman

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I'd love to experience a full on female multiple orgasm...Just to see what it is like.


So would most women.
 #16 
Old 2007-12-21, 22:15
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So would most women.

This. :(
 #17 
Old 2007-12-21, 22:18
Katzekratzer Katzekratzer is offline
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This. :(

agreed :(
 #18 
Old 2007-12-21, 23:49
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Default Re: I'm a guy and I think I know what it feels like to orgasm as a woman

I believe this post because arquin made it. If it were anybody else, I'd think it was a troll.

I've had the "feeling" of a female orgasm explained to me by many women and they all had a few things in common. It can make for an interesting conversation.
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Old 2007-12-22, 00:40
thendoftheline thendoftheline is offline
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haha this topic is gold!

hey i have a lot of faith in dreams (and it's not blind faith because i've been there).. they're pretty crazy sometimes. must have been lucid huh? i've always been myself in lucid dreams (edit: xept some sort of weird creature this one time). crazy stuff.
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Old 2007-12-22, 04:47
Dissed Dissed is offline
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agreed :(

are you telling me you dumb bitches cant experience multiple orgasams? Im a chick, a virgin too, and I can. god. it's just psychological.
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Old 2007-12-22, 06:49
cant b bothered cant b bothered is offline
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are you telling me you dumb bitches cant experience multiple orgasams? Im a chick, a virgin too, and I can. god. it's just psychological.
I can, just not with a partner. Pretty sure that's what she was getting at originally. And it is largely psychological with someone else there.
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Old 2007-12-22, 10:15
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That's pretty good actually.
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Old 2007-12-22, 18:34
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Default Re: I'm a guy and I think I know what it feels like to orgasm as a woman

Ya think?

Lets analyse the evidence shall we?

Her: "hmmmm..yes...hmmm..ohhh...oOhh...yes....HMMM.".*gasp*...moooore
."..OH YES..YES ....OH NO NO NO...Don't stop ..oH MMY G-G-GOD..Oh OH ...AHHHHHHHHHHh........Yes...."*happy sighs* *wants cuddles*

Him: *grunt* *rolls off* *lites ciggy* "Make me a sammich, girl"!

From zis ve kan zee zat ze two orgasmz are wery diferent, ja?

Jack, you are a funny funny man. haha. and correct.
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Old 2007-12-22, 19:48
hojadepapel hojadepapel is offline
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A girl's orgasm lasts around 18 seconds, while a guys lasts around 6. I read some where that if a male's brain was stimulated the same amount that a girl's is when she has an orgasm that it would cause major brain damage, guys just can't handle it.

Doesn't it fucking suck to be a dude?
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Old 2007-12-22, 23:31
cant b bothered cant b bothered is offline
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Originally Posted by hojadepapel
A girl's orgasm lasts around 18 seconds, while a guys lasts around 6. I read some where that if a male's brain was stimulated the same amount that a girl's is when she has an orgasm that it would cause major brain damage, guys just can't handle it.

Doesn't it fucking suck to be a dude?


in return for almost guaranteed orgasm. They might not be as good, but how many guys do you hear saying they can't cum at all?
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Old 2007-12-23, 00:20
Aeroue Aeroue is offline
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Originally Posted by hojadepapel
A girl's orgasm lasts around 18 seconds, while a guys lasts around 6. I read some where that if a male's brain was stimulated the same amount that a girl's is when she has an orgasm that it would cause major brain damage, guys just can't handle it.

Doesn't it fucking suck to be a dude?


That sounds stupid.

I mean orgasm giving you brain damage wtf? As if.
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Old 2007-12-23, 03:26
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Originally Posted by Zonko
Dreams that involve peeing rarely work out well...

so true...
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Old 2007-12-24, 01:01
StealthyRacoons StealthyRacoons is offline
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in return for almost guaranteed orgasm. They might not be as good, but how many guys do you hear saying they can't cum at all?

its happened to me sometimes. But if any alchohol has even touched my lips forget it not gonna happen.
 #29 
Old 2007-12-24, 01:04
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Default Re: I'm a guy and I think I know what it feels like to orgasm as a woman

I'd love to experience a full on female orgasm...Just to see what it is like.

This. And fixed. :(
 #30 
Old 2007-12-24, 01:08
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This. And fixed. :(You know what I'm going to say, so I won't even waste my breath.
 #31 
Old 2007-12-24, 01:12
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Default Re: I'm a guy and I think I know what it feels like to orgasm as a woman

You know what I'm going to say, so I won't even waste my breath.

Good good. Totse stalker. Mad
 #32 
Old 2007-12-24, 01:14
robinhoody robinhoody is offline
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Good good. Totse stalker. Madhttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/e/eb/PoliceEveryBreathYouTakeSingles.jpg/200px-PoliceEveryBreathYouTakeSingles.jpg
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Old 2007-12-24, 14:01
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http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/e/eb/PoliceEveryBreathYouTakeSingles.jpg/200px-PoliceEveryBreathYouTakeSingles.jpg
Bahahahaha! You should do stand up, Sir.
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Old 2007-12-28, 01:31
Katzekratzer Katzekratzer is offline
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are you telling me you dumb bitches cant experience multiple orgasams? Im a chick, a virgin too, and I can. god. it's just psychological.

You can do it with yourself? woo, want a cookie?

We were refering to multiple orgasms with a partner.

Dumb bitch needs to learn some reading comprehension.
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Old 2007-12-28, 02:08
Howard Radford Howard Radford is offline
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A female orgasm feels the same way it does for a male orgasm.
 #36 
Old 2007-12-28, 02:20
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How do you know they feel the same? have you had one of each?
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Old 2007-12-28, 04:15
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I don't think it's that hard to imagine what having sex/an orgasm as the opposite gender would be like. I've had a dream or two myself, and they seemed pretty on the mark. Not that I'll ever really know, but we all have instructions for both parts in our DNA, the X/Y just tell us which ones we develop, right?
 #38 
Old 2007-12-28, 09:35
Demon_Seed_Elite Demon_Seed_Elite is offline
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Male prostate stimulation orgasms are probably pretty comprable to female orgasms... whereas male phallic stimulation orgasms are a little less intense, and a little more localized.

And before anyone starts screaming OMGZ GAY STUFFS?1, there are numerous ways to bring about a male prostate orgasm without using a man's dick.
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Old 2007-12-28, 09:45
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From what I've noticed, guys only find enjoyment at the peak of an orgasm. I like coming down from it best, it's like being on a morphine high cause you feel all happy and light.
<3
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Old 2007-12-28, 10:46
spindl3--chopper spindl3--chopper is offline
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i came for like 5 mins once

the feeling of an orgazm but the cum was slowly pumping out in small squirts
 
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