I was recently talking to a female hair stylist and she was telling me she has lots of gay friends and all that stuff that chicks think is cool.

She also told me that the gay guys think girls are pretty and love boobs.

So, why the hell don't they have sex with girls?

She told me that they will eat a girl out but not fuck one. Why is this? Do they enjoy being part of a highly discriminated group?

Most gay guys I know hang out with girls for the following reasons:
1) They act like girls, so they like to be around girls.
2) Straight guys won't hang out with them.
3) They get to do girly stuff, like go shopping and get manicures with girls. This is basically a combination of #1 and #2.

I don't know any gay guys that hang out with girls because they like boobs. That would make him either bisexual or straight.

I was friends with a 'gay' guy in high school who would get drunk and mess around with girls, but not fuck them. I think it's the same as 'straight' guys who get drunk and use that as an excuse to mess around with other guys, and 'straight' girls who do the same. I think everybody is bi-curious to a point, and alcohol is a good excuse for doing something you might regret later on.

sounds like they got issues but arent (edit: exactly) gay.. pretty lame.. i hate when i see girls are intrigued by guys like this.. bit of a waste eh. nothing new to me.

(edit) too bad i'm attracted to the same pretty airhead ass chicks..

If you're male and you mess with males, you're a fag.

If you're female and you mess with females, you're a lesbo.

It's that simple.

They're pretending to be gay to get chicks.

what about bisexuals.. maybe those girls are just attracted to bisexuals..

i know i sure as hell wouldn't mind dating a bisexual female.

I grew up with 3 sisters, a mother and grandmother.

I know everything about women. I'm not gay.


Although... My sisters friends, and my sisters finance, seem kinda flamboyant. They all sing, and shit. It's weird. As much as I'm not gay, I get along well with them cause I'm the only non gay one.

I fell like my sisters finance might be gay, just cause the way he acts like my dad, and my father is gay. Its kinda sad really.

Ah Hahahahahaha.

Made my day.

Then why don't they fuck them?
They can't maintain an erection during intercourse with a woman.

Fiancee. Finance is money.

Fiancee. Finance is money.

Fiancees are often money too.

Fiancee. Finance is money.

There's a gold-digging joke to be made here, but I'm too lazy to go out for it.

I recently found out that one of my childhood friends is actually gay. A little odd at first but whatever.

But when I was talking to him, it appears he finds women attractive and enjoys getting their numbers and the such. But nothing else.

And I've also heard that some gay guys are somewhat scared of pussies. They know where they are with a cock and feel secure. But they hate the idea of putting their own dick in a warm wet vagina. I dunno.

They are afraid of women... There's no homosexuals only the emotionally confused + hot lesbians who do threesomes with guys ::)

....hot lesbians who do threesomes with guys ::)

You hav these where you live?!?!

Get the beer and camera...I'm coming to your house! :D

You don't fuck around when you make a point do you?