Ok when dancing close with a really fit girl and there shaking there ass into your cock and balls is it part of a plan to make you have a hard on cos im a bit embarassed when this is happening and when it does i panic and stop dancing :(

Haha, I don't dance like that. BUt she should feel complimented that you have the hots for her.

Of course it's part of the plan, to women dancing is like a sexual experience.

wtf are you going to your 7th grade winter dance and worried about have a stiffy? get that shit hard and wear it like a badge. grind it into that bitch let her know what you think of her.

Hump her and grind into her with it. Poke her in the head with it. Make her touch it, all that fun stuff. Don't be embarrassed of a hard-on, might as well fuck with people while it's up. :D

Most of the time it's flattering when a guy gets a boner while you're dancing with him.

THIS!!!!

SHe obviously wants some butt-lovin'. On the dance floor. Make it a surprise.
She'll be very grateful.

i'm gonna take this as a go

edit: this aint a standard situation tho.. i've seen girls get dry raped on the dance floor.. i guess you gotta call em like you see em..

Girls like it, they try to do it.

"Just imagine if girls weren't weirded out by our boners and stuff, and just like wanted to see them. That's the world I one day want to live in. "

I had a serious boner last night when I was dancing with this hot girl, felt like being 14 again.

But I pulled her, so it's all good :P

If you're grinding with a girl on the dancefloor, they expect the boner. Don't worry about it. If she's pushing her ass into your groin while dancing, let her feel it.

True story.

+1

But then you get snail trails on your pants.

Agreed.

And if any of you are fucked up at the time, no one is going to care either way. Srsly, I went to a party a few weeks ago, and was dancing with like 4 girls at once, and they were taking turns rubbing themselves against my dick and making out with me while we danced.

Announce it proudly!

"Sweetheart, you just gave me a mean rock'n...How about we go in the bog and you can show me whats under that skirt of yours?!"

Or just rub it against her arse...If she doesn't feel it, it don't matter...You'll be getting your jollies anyways!

Lul then she tells everyone that you had a boner and all the kids are like "eeeewwww heheheheheh"

True story (not me, someone else)

Agreed.

And if any of you are fucked up at the time, no one is going to care either way. Srsly, I went to a party a few weeks ago, and was dancing with like 4 girls at once, and they were taking turns rubbing themselves against my dick and making out with me while we danced.

and then you kicked out the axe and played a killer guitar solo while those girls were taking turns sucking on your cock and beating up all those mean kids that made fun of you in high school.