1. Rub one out before she comes over or you're about to have happy time.. If you're like me and don't like to waste time, do it a few hours.. 2-3, maybe four.. but not much longer, because then it defeats the purpose of 'emptying out'.. unless I'm a mutant, after 5 hours I'm already refilled.

2. Use a condom. Yea, that helps.

3. Pull out.

I call it the Triple Threat Method

4. Wash it off (which might be hard if you don't have a bathroom sink inside of your bedroom...) and use another condom, for safe measure.. and go to town.

If the TTM works, you'll have about a mililiter of cum that you've gotta worry about.. but not really, because.. that's what the condom will take care of. Unless you're Peter North, you don't have much to worry about.


-Emp

Why pull out if you are using a condom?

To remove as much risk of pregnancy as possible. The rubber might have had a split.

To remove as much risk of pregnancy as possible. The rubber might have had a split.

Paranoia. If you're using a condom, cum where ever the fuck you want.

Ooo, I know!
Protip for not getting a girl pregnant: Don't sleep with them!

1. Get her birth control.
2. Use condom
2a. If condom breaks #1 protects against pregnancy.
3. No pregnancy.

cum where ever the fuck you want.

I aim for the eye.

She can't get pregnant if you stick it up her pooper! :D

1) Condom
2) if that fails get your ass to planned parenthood and buy a morning after pill.

Wrong. That's how niggers are born.