Two things my father loves apparently.

I came home early from school earlier than usual because I had a free class. I opened the door to the sitting room and I see my father fucking a 16 year old girl in my class. To be honest she is pretty hot.

My parents have been married for over 20 years and he's pushing 50 at this point. When she left (pretty quickly of course) my father refused to talk about it and said if I keep my mouth shut he'll give me 300 euro :)

I rang a friend and after 2 minutes I had her number and rang her up. She said they met in a nightclub and were fucking within 25 minutes, she knew he was my father the whole time, he's promised to run away with her when she turns 18, it's been going on almost about 9 months now, 7 other people in my class know about it and they've fucked on my bed.

What should I do? Keep the money and tell my mother anyways? I'm leaning towards that one.

Forgot the picture of her:

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he's promised to run away with her when she turns 18

Lol. Teenagers are so gullible. Even if you are trolling.

Of course you keep the cash. Only 1 of 2 things I think you should do here.....

1) Demand $300 on a REGULAR basis (monthly sounds good) to keep hush hush

2) Or demand more than the $300 in a huge lump sum..

Milk this for what its worth man.....you have him over a barrel and there ain't shit he can do about it.

This is the biggest load of crap i've ever heard.

What should I do? Keep the money and tell my mother anyways?[/IMG]

Definitely. Demand a lot more than $300, though. No less than $1,000.

What did the people in your class say when they found out you knew?

Definitely. Demand a lot more than $300, though. No less than $1,000.

What did the people in your class say when they found out you knew?

I dunno. I'm not sure if they know I know. But theres probably more than 7 people who know. She just listed the people she told.

I dunno. I'm not sure if they know I know. But theres probably more than 7 people who know. She just listed the people she told.

Damn, that's gotta be embarrassing.

Damn, that's gotta be embarrassing.

Why would SHH be embarassed? Judging by the tone of the thread he doesn't give two shits about his father.

If anyone should be embarassed, it's that dumb whore. Why would you go around telling people you're banging an old dude?

*ObZ

Have your dad invite her over again and both you and your dad have a 3some with her.

A lil father/son bonding never hurt anyone.

--KP

Why would SHH be embarassed? Judging by the tone of the thread he doesn't give two shits about his father.

If anyone should be embarassed, it's that dumb whore. Why would you go around telling people you're banging an old dude?

*ObZ

It just seems like it would be embarassing to find out that one of your classmates is banging your dad, and half of your class knows about it.

And post pics/vids, because if you don't, it didnt' happen.

Oh, and I'm thinking troll now, because why wasn't the girl in school?

I assumed she and my father met up before school started for a day of sexy time.

If this isn't a troll, demand more money, then tell your mum.

If this is a troll, join in.

But seriously man, they fucked on your bed. That sucks.

Today in school was weird. The girl who fucks my father wasn't in (probably with my father :p) and I didn't mention it to anyone. The people who I know that knew alway stopped talking when I passed by and sometimes they'd erupt into laugher.

*Loads gun*

If this is gonna end in murder/suicide......don't make that last shot a fatal one. Hit a vital organ so as long as you have time enough to write in your own blood on the walls...."Totse made me do it", and then eventually bleed to death. Having this thread on the screen when they find your corpse would be a +1 too.

Damn, that's gotta be embarrassing.

I'd be proud of my dad for banging a hot chick from my school. I don't even go to school :(



You'd think it'd be more embarrassing for her. After all she's banging someone's 50 year old dad.

Call Chris Hansen!

If this is gonna end in murder/suicide......don't make that last shot a fatal one. Hit a vital organ so as long as you have time enough to write in your own blood on the walls...."Totse made me do it", and then eventually bleed to death. Having this thread on the screen when they find your corpse would be a +1 too.

Or at least an '&t' on the wall, if not just a 'Totse.'

But srsly, don't do it.

But srsly, don't do it.

Do it faggot

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i197/wakkosmakka/copypasta.jpg

This thread gets me wondering....would you fuck after a parent? I don't think I would @_@

That was fine up until the point where he fucked on your bed.

The man who is your father should be beaten to death with his own dishonour for doing that.

I mean, Adultery is bad, but fucking on your bed? I'd be pretty pissed.

Guys, it's SHH....

http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/4250/goddamiter2.jpg
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Would you fuck after a parent?

How much do you love your mother?

Somethings are worth far more than money. If you think it'll hurt her so bad that it'll destroy her, then maybe don't tell her. However, if you accept money, don't tell her and she later finds out then she'll lose faith in you as a son for betraying her trust.

Talk to your father more. Tell him to wake up and realize he's just shagging this girl, nothing more and that she shouldn't bet led on.

I don't believe this to be paedophelia as she would be legal in England.

Guys, it's SHH....

http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/4250/goddamiter2.jpg
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^^This.

That.

Your father is clearly a man of taste, and I salute him.

I took the money and never said anything. He's still fucking her but I did steal a pair of her underwear she left behind the couch that I regularly wank into.

Go in the school bathroom and jizz on her panties. Then stealthily slip it into her backpack when she ain't looking. Make it explicitly clear to her that you disapprove what she is doing.

--KP

I feel the need to point out that 300 euro is 444.50usd. i dunno why...

lolk5

In your position, I'd rat him out to your mother. Not out of any sense of obligation, but because the did it on your bed. That is uncool.

Yeah, I agree. Fucking on your bed not only shows that your dad is some two-bit asshole but that he also couldn't give less of a shit about you.