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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2007-12-18, 15:49
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Detroit Rock City
Default So I finally got a girlfriend...

She's 30, I'm 19. She's been a high school teacher, but resigned when some personal problems got out of hand. She's Armenian, and I'm Chaldean, so we have similar upbringings. She's supposed to be moving into my place this week or before Christmas. Her family basically disowned her, so she has nowhere else to go. Oh yeah, the reason she can't stay with her folks is because she smokes cigs and weed. Oh well, better for me. She's 5'1 and about 95 lbs., pretty, middle-eastern-looking.
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Old 2007-12-18, 15:50
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That's cool, don't you have friends to tell or something? They'd be more interested.
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Old 2007-12-18, 15:54
JaMiE P JaMiE P is offline
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That's cool, don't you have friends to tell or something? They'd be more interested.


Hey, no need to get assy

I just say good luck to our friend here
 #4 
Old 2007-12-18, 16:30
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Australia
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Nice, older girls tend to equal less bullshit and better sex.
 #5 
Old 2007-12-18, 17:20
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Groovy.
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Armenian girls are fantastic in the kitchen.
 #6 
Old 2007-12-18, 17:51
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A little too old for my taste but enjoy.
 #7 
Old 2007-12-18, 18:00
CDAWG CDAWG is offline
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she does sound a little old,
which kinda Armenian is she. cause some are more olive skinned while others are just white

were gonna need pics
 #8 
Old 2007-12-19, 03:47
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Detroit Rock City
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Olive. Pics may or may not come.

www.myspace.com/somecunninglinguist

look at my pics of me
 #9 
Old 2007-12-19, 03:51
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I had a girlfriend once. Ah, but those were happier times.
 #10 
Old 2007-12-19, 04:25
FCAdam FCAdam is offline
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Originally Posted by Billy Idol
She's 30, I'm 19. She's been a high school teacher, but resigned when some personal problems got out of hand. She's Armenian, and I'm Chaldean, so we have similar upbringings. She's supposed to be moving into my place this week or before Christmas. Her family basically disowned her, so she has nowhere else to go. Oh yeah, the reason she can't stay with her folks is because she smokes cigs and weed. Oh well, better for me. She's 5'1 and about 95 lbs., pretty, middle-eastern-looking.


lol armenian they got pwned by turkey.

shit on her chest and dump her ;)
 #11 
Old 2007-12-19, 06:19
TruthWielder TruthWielder is offline
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Good for you man.

lol but your profile made me laugh.
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Old 2007-12-19, 06:35
Savin_Jesus Savin_Jesus is offline
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Congrats? too bad she's using you. And your 19, and FINALLY got a girlfriend. LOSER!
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Old 2007-12-19, 06:42
Auburn Azazel Auburn Azazel is offline
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Congrats? too bad she's using you. And your 19, and FINALLY got a girlfriend. LOSER!


You still have that boyfriend from last year?
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Old 2007-12-19, 06:42
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Congrats? too bad she's using you. And your 19, and FINALLY got a girlfriend. LOSER!


Aren't you that guy that admitted to be gay a few moths ago?
 #15 
Old 2007-12-19, 06:44
Savin_Jesus Savin_Jesus is offline
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I never said I was gay, but Nice try. PS. I haven't been on totse since I joined the army in February.
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Old 2007-12-19, 06:45
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I never said I was gay, but Nice try. PS. I haven't been on totse since I joined the army in February.


Umm......yes you did.Auburn knows.
 #17 
Old 2007-12-19, 06:55
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Originally Posted by SilentMind
I had a girlfriend once. Ah, but those were happier times.


Girl...friend? *squints and concentrates heavily, trying to remember what one of those is*
 #18 
Old 2007-12-19, 07:00
Savin_Jesus Savin_Jesus is offline
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Girl...friend? *squints and concentrates heavily, trying to remember what one of those is*

Didn't you have pictures of your girl doing back bends? Or was that not you? maybe your wife.
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Old 2007-12-19, 07:04
Gackt Gackt is offline
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Originally Posted by Billy Idol
Olive. Pics may or may not come.

www.myspace.com/somecunninglinguist

look at my pics of me


There's no pics of her, insta-fail.
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Old 2007-12-19, 07:19
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Didn't you have pictures of your girl doing back bends? Or was that not you? maybe your wife.

I wish!

No, you must have me confused with a less single poster.
 #21 
Old 2007-12-19, 08:52
frizog frizog is offline
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Shes moving in??!?!?!?!? Jesus Christ, thats something you are to escape from as long as you come.
 #22 
Old 2007-12-19, 11:08
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New Zealand
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pix or gtfo
 #23 
Old 2007-12-19, 11:21
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lol armenian they got pwned by turkey.

shit on her chest and dump her ;)

If this was Youtube, this thread would get into a Turkey vs Armenia shitfest, reach 200 pages in a week and would still be going 3 years later.
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Old 2007-12-19, 14:08
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Detroit Rock City
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Every nation gets pwned from time to time. Chaldeans have gotten the shaft by Cyrus the Persian, Alexander the Great, Rome, Arabs, Ottomans, England, And now America. However, We did pwn the Jews when we sacked Jerusalem c. 546 B.C. That was after our Assyrian cousins did it in the 600's. We also pwned Egypt, Elam, and Arabia. Just look how many times Chaldeans or Babylon(Babel) or Nineveh is mentioned in the bible. Usually describes us as "ruthless marauders" or the equivalent.
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Old 2007-12-19, 14:36
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Pics or I don't believe you. :|
 #26 
Old 2007-12-19, 22:03
CDAWG CDAWG is offline
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i asked once an now the mod is telling you to show proof.
...whats your decision
 #27 
Old 2007-12-19, 22:06
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She's 30, I'm 19. She's been a high school teacher, but resigned when some personal problems got out of hand.

She was fucking a student wasn't she? And according to your myspce, you're a fat white Iraqi. I don't think there are fat white people in Iraq.
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Old 2007-12-20, 01:50
Gackt Gackt is offline
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She was fucking a student wasn't she? And according to your myspce, you're a fat white Iraqi. I don't think there are fat white people in Iraq.

A fat white pretentious Iraqi at that.
 
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