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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2007-12-16, 20:49
PanzerFaust0 PanzerFaust0 is offline
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Default have any females here ever

sucked off a dog or any other animal?

would you ever?
 #2 
Old 2007-12-16, 21:01
Tommy Lund Tommy Lund is offline
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You trying to say that us men can`t suck off dogs?
 #3 
Old 2007-12-16, 21:02
PanzerFaust0 PanzerFaust0 is offline
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^ not necessarily, though I'm not particularly interested in that
 #4 
Old 2007-12-16, 21:04
Orange_Crusader Orange_Crusader is offline
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Earth!

Fixed that for ya.
 #5 
Old 2007-12-16, 21:09
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Florida, US
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Fire!
 #6 
Old 2007-12-16, 21:39
robinhoody robinhoody is offline
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I believe kirk did...
 #7 
Old 2007-12-16, 21:47
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second star to the right.
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the girls here on totse have it bad enough, admitting to bestiality would just be suicide.
 #8 
Old 2007-12-16, 21:50
crunkjuice crunkjuice is offline
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Fire!


WIND!
 #9 
Old 2007-12-16, 22:00
Renholder Renholder is offline
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WIND!

Water!
 #10 
Old 2007-12-16, 22:08
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totse
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No, that's fucking disgusting.

Plus, my dog can give himself head. I'd rather do it to someone who's not that lucky - ie: a human.
 #11 
Old 2007-12-16, 22:14
Orange_Crusader Orange_Crusader is offline
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Water!

Heart!
 #12 
Old 2007-12-16, 22:19
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Red rocket! Red Rocket!
 #13 
Old 2007-12-16, 22:29
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Badger badger badger mushroom mushroom?


I'm done.
 #14 
Old 2007-12-16, 22:38
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I believe kirk did...

rly!?
 #15 
Old 2007-12-17, 02:10
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Back of the food stamp line
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Ew... ew. No. Ew.
 #16 
Old 2007-12-17, 05:01
blackfox26 blackfox26 is offline
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Heart!

Captain Planet!
 #17 
Old 2007-12-17, 05:06
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Captain Planet!

-smack smack smack- No, bad fox!
 #18 
Old 2007-12-17, 05:09
midnight rider midnight rider is offline
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Water!

Heart!!!!


Together we are captian planet!!
 #19 
Old 2007-12-17, 05:11
blackfox26 blackfox26 is offline
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-smack smack smack- No, bad fox!

you just hate me because Im black!
 #20 
Old 2007-12-17, 05:15
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No, I hated you because you screwed it up. But -now- I hate you because you're black.

How hard is it people, really. Lets review.



Earth!
Fire!
Wind!
Water!
Heart!
(Optional)Go Planet.

By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet.
 #21 
Old 2007-12-17, 05:19
blackfox26 blackfox26 is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SilentMind
No, I hated you because you screwed it up. But -now- I hate you because you're black.

How hard is it people, really. Lets review.



Earth!
Fire!
Wind!
Water!
Heart!
(Optional)Go Planet.

By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet.


Well now i know

and knowing is half the battle!
 #22 
Old 2007-12-17, 08:49
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Down Under (u no wat i mean:P)
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Red rocket! Red Rocket!


South Park FTW
 #23 
Old 2007-12-17, 13:25
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The fine line between genius and madness
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Back in the day there was a poster here, by the name of K9grrl. I learned more than I ever needed to know about dog fucking from her.
 #24 
Old 2007-12-17, 14:13
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East end
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Prometheus
Back in the day there was a poster here, by the name of K9grrl. I learned more than I ever needed to know about dog fucking from her.


Pics or it didn't happen! :p
 #25 
Old 2007-12-17, 14:45
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Prometheus
Back in the day there was a poster here, by the name of K9grrl. I learned more than I ever needed to know about dog fucking from her.


I just checked, seems all her 180 posts have been deleted :(

Oh well, back to floor sanding I suppose....

DAMN!
 #26 
Old 2007-12-17, 15:02
naive_wisdom naive_wisdom is offline
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Back a couple years there was a guy who posted who had a dog and a female friend of his really wanted to fuck it. He allowed it, and I can't remember if he took a video or pics, but said he would never post them on here. I can't remember if it was one-mullato or upside-down (but spelt in a weird way). Other then that I can't think of anyone on here who has admitted to it.
 #27 
Old 2007-12-17, 18:14
captain_kirk captain_kirk is offline
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Ehhhhh, yeah, I have.

Any questions?
 #28 
Old 2007-12-17, 18:19
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Quote:
Originally Posted by captain_kirk
Ehhhhh, yeah, I have.

Any questions?


was it good in a bad way?
 #29 
Old 2007-12-17, 18:21
zuperxtreme zuperxtreme is offline
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Originally Posted by captain_kirk
Ehhhhh, yeah, I have.

Any questions?


Does it taste the same as a human penis? :o
 #30 
Old 2007-12-17, 18:25
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Does it taste the same as a human penis? :o

do dogs tend to want to get out of there once they're done?
 #31 
Old 2007-12-17, 18:37
captain_kirk captain_kirk is offline
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Good in a bad way? Not especially. It was good in a bad way having him go down on me though. lawl, butter.

Does it taste the same as a human penis? Yes, but furrier.

Do dogs tend to want to get out of there when they´re done? Yes, I think he was scared out of his mind.
 #32 
Old 2007-12-17, 18:38
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second star to the right.
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you interest me, kirk.
 #33 
Old 2007-12-17, 18:39
genericwittyusername genericwittyusername is offline
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Originally Posted by captain_kirk
Good in a bad way? Not especially. It was good in a bad way having him go down on me though. lawl, butter.

Does it taste the same as a human penis? Yes, but furrier.

Do dogs tend to want to get out of there when they´re done? Yes, I think he was scared out of his mind.


I have a question. Why?
 #34 
Old 2007-12-17, 18:39
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second star to the right.
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I have a question. Why?

why not?
 #35 
Old 2007-12-17, 18:43
captain_kirk captain_kirk is offline
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Why? Boredom, curiosity, over-active libido.

Why not? exactly!

I mean, it´s not as though I´m a zoophiliac you guys, I have no special connection with animals, and I´m not attracted to them at all in a sexual manner. This may get me some slander from you animal rights activists, but it was just experimenting. Whatever, if it feels good - do it, and it´s not as though I was cruel to the thing.
 #36 
Old 2007-12-17, 18:45
naive_wisdom naive_wisdom is offline
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Wow, a hot and young bestiality chick. Congrats :)
 #37 
Old 2007-12-17, 18:49
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second star to the right.
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Whatever, if it feels good


haha, one time I was jerking off and my cat just come's up to me and starts licking my balls(must have been for salt or something) I fucking came right there.

having to wash a cat free of cum is difficult.
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Old 2007-12-17, 18:55
PanzerFaust0 PanzerFaust0 is offline
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Originally Posted by naive_wisdom
Wow, a hot and young bestiality chick. Congrats :)


in all honesty, she is extremely filthy
 #39 
Old 2007-12-17, 18:58
captain_kirk captain_kirk is offline
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in all honesty, she is extremely filthy

This might be true.
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Old 2007-12-17, 19:12
robinhoody robinhoody is offline
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haha, one time I was jerking off and my cat just come's up to me and starts licking my balls(must have been for salt or something) I fucking came right there.

having to wash a cat free of cum is difficult.

Good lord, I lol'd.

I don't know why, but I did...
 #41 
Old 2007-12-17, 19:16
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Good lord, I lol'd.

I don't know why, but I did...

'cause truthful situational comedy is funny?
 #42 
Old 2007-12-17, 19:17
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Ehhhhh, yeah, I have.



So write it up properly, girl! Paint us a mental picture if you can't supply real ones.
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Old 2007-12-18, 02:40
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The fine line between genius and madness
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I just checked, seems all her 180 posts have been deleted :(


Probably because they were from 7 years ago. When jeff switched to the new system, he said that backups from then were in a different format, and someday he may get around to adding all the old posts again.
 
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