Firstly, this is not a troll thread. About ten minutes ago, I was talking to a friend over MSN, and she was at her boyfriends. She hadn't been at school for a few days, which wasn't good; because she was failing English, and she was repeating Grade 12, and it's the only class she needs. I was angry at her, because she was only skipping because she was off getting drunk with her boyfriend and having sex with him all night; while her mother was gone to visit her dying grandma. I told her off, and she started threatening suicide. She said I was calling her worthless, and that she was. Then she logged off. Now it's been about 15 minutes. I'm shaking really bad... holy fuck. I really hope she's ok. I don't know this guy's address, and he doesn't have a phone. What should I do, I don't want this...

She's balking.

If not, this thread will soon be full of lulz.

But she's obviously a dumbass, so natural selection etc.

Nah, she's attempted before. And been sent to a hospital. I mean, if she does it; I feel bad she died, but it wasn't... I dunno. wasn't my fault. My heart is beating really hard, adrenaline like a motherfucker, shaking and shit. I can barely type.

Nah, she's attempted before. And been sent to a hospital. I mean, if she does it; I feel bad she died, but it wasn't... I dunno. wasn't my fault.

True, but you will still be ashamed of yourself for no good reason.

Honestly, you really don't have anything to do except wait until you get in contact with her. Maybe send her an email and a text or something... just do all that you can do so that if she does kill herself, you will at least have done everything in your power.

She'll be okay. :)

Let her do what the fuck she wants, if she can't handle life, then its not your fault if she decides to kill herself.

I sent her an email. I think in the meantime, I'm going to smoke some pot, and try not to think too hard on it until I get... closure. I hope she logs on, and it's not her boyfriend calling the cops; and me finding out tomorrow.

People that kill themselves never talk about it. They just do it.

You should give her a totse account. We <3 attention whores.

Hmm, I have no other accounts. Only this one. Hmmm, chances are I'm not going to find out for a while.

She'll be okay. :)

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Just don't worry mate, it's happened to me before, it usually turns out alright.

The worst thing you can do is worry yourself.

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I'll bet she's ok, especially if she's around someone else.

She isn't. Her boyfriend is at work. She's alone. It'll be another hour or two before he gets home. Plenty enough time for her to.. yeah. I'm not worried about it. She'll live for her grandmother if anything. If she's fucking with me, what should I do? I mean, just treat her well, leave it be? Or bring it up?

If she is going to behave like that you don't want to be her friend.
What value does she bring to your life... none.
She fills you with anxiety and pain and you're not even fucking her.


... WTF is wrong with you.

OP.....everyone else is just trying to make you feel better, I'm here to tell ya the truth. She already has offed herself, and an investigation will take place. The fuzz will search the computer and see that MSN chatlog. They'll then search YOUR computer and it's history, and they'll then discover this thread. For the love of god, the good of humanity, and the safety of Totse that's trying to help you.........you MUST ditch this puter ASAP. I suggest burying it in a hole no less than 38 1/3" deep. Then molotov everything.....and you'll have no worries in the least.

Tellin ya, its your only hope.

Beyond that........ without pics of the psycho gal, this thread is useless........

It's the truth. They're coming.

Remember to take pix of the body.

Let's face it. Even if she did try it, women have a very low success rate. Men are 4 times more successful at offing themselves than women are.

Most of the time women just do it for the attention.

Most of the time women just do it for the attention.

This.

Her life is over...so's she's doing the only thing she can.

Get pregnant from her man's potent seed & go on the dole.

I'm not too worried about it now. Whatever happens, happens at this point. I can't wait till I'm out of stupid fucking high school.

I suggest this:

Drop out -> GED -> Community College -> Transfer to University/Higher Education of your choice.

I'm in grade 12, and the year is half over. I think I might as well finish up. I have enough credits, all I need is a few workbooklets, english 12, and math 11. After that; I'm not sure what I'm gonna do. Not sure what I can do :S

Same boat as me mate.

I'll be taking courses in Game Design at my local Devry/ECPI campus.

Hit up google, look for a thing called Game Maker 7, and fiddle around with it for awhile. There should be some tutorial texts floating around somewhere. See if you like it, heck, if you do, I'll teach yah a little bit of what I know.

She's a stupid attention whore. She won't do anything, or at most she'll cut herself, bleed a bit, and get everyone to freak out over her.
And if she does off herself, the world will benefit, so you can feel good.

Same boat as me mate.

I'll be taking courses in Game Design at my local Devry/ECPI campus.

Hit up google, look for a thing called Game Maker 7, and fiddle around with it for awhile. There should be some tutorial texts floating around somewhere. See if you like it, heck, if you do, I'll teach yah a little bit of what I know.

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OP: don't take this guy's advice. Diploma > GED.

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OP: don't take this guy's advice. Diploma > GED.

After you have a degree, who the hell looks at your diploma?

After you have a degree, who the hell looks at your diploma?

After you graduate from Devry with a degree in game design, who's going to hire you?

Point is, man up and stay in school. You'll get a better shot at college, and a better shot at getting a reputable degree, and a better shot at getting a good job.

Dropping out with only a semester left is fucking retarded.

Dropping out with only a semester left is fucking retarded.

Truth.

I've dealt with it before. She was bluffing. No one who threatens suicide in an argument is being serious. She'll be fine in the morning.

Unless she's hardcore, like Elliott Smith. He was in argument with his girlfriend and she locked herself in the bathroom 'cuz he was screaming at her, so he stabbed himself IN THE FUCKING CHEST. IMO, that's the only legit way to commit suicide.

I ain't gonna drop out. Hmmm. I wonder if she'll be at school tomorrow. I doubt it.

If a woman tells you she's going to commit suicide, she's attention whoring.

Yeah, she totally was. Dumb woman. Lost my respect now, for good. Try to fuck with me like that. Sheesh.

For future reference, if they threaten suicide, they are doing it for the attention. I've never once heard "she threatened to kill herself and then... killed herself!" it is always "she tried but failed! oh noes!" or "we never expected them to off themselves! they seemed so happy!"

Don't make this assumption. I know of three cases of people that suicided after threatening it.

call 911 if your really worried about it.

its true that most women do it for attention.

if women who "go through with it" most of them just do enough to land in the hospital which would give them even more attention. I personally think at this point, the women should just go get pregnat, and then they'll have a baby that will love and depend on them. I think its better having a rap of getting pregnat than that of an person who tried to kill themself and failed. IMHO

I suggest this:

Drop out -> GED -> Community College -> Transfer to University/Higher Education of your choice.

I would say "This.", its what I did, and shits going pretty good. But I dropped out sophomore year, and my community college is much better than the average. Typing is making my brain hurt. Fuck insomnia.

I figure if someone tells someone else they're contemplaying suicide they're actually not, and infact want that person to talk them out of it for theee attention.

She lied. I'm more upset at the fact she lied, and tried to guilt-trip me. I really hate people, and every day is just more proof of how goddamn stupid we can get. Disappointing, really. Apparently, or so I've heard, she's going to drop out. I wouldn't mind talking to her about it myself, but I don't know when I'll be able to.

Well no shit she lied. She was trying to scare you, and it worked like a charm

Fails. Dude, just turn around, and walk away, save yourself the stupid stress and drama, and spend your time some other way than letting her drag you down with her.

I'm not going to. I'm smarter than that. I'm not going to let her fuck with my head. I don't feel guilty, I just feel. I don't feel BAD. Maybe a little responsible, but definitely not guilty. I'm going to let her drag herself to hell. It's a shame; used to be a good friendship. *Oh, and she never 'scared' me. She upset me for a few hours last night. Now, as far as I'm concerned, it's none of my business.

I'm not going to. I'm smarter than that. I'm not going to let her fuck with my head. I don't feel guilty, I just feel. I don't feel BAD. Maybe a little responsible, but definitely not guilty. I'm going to let her drag herself to hell. It's a shame; used to be a good friendship.

Atta boy, except you have nothing to feel bad over, you're not responsible for her being as fucked up as she is, nor anything she does, you didn't cause any of it, don't feel that way.

People change, and the way she happens to have changed isn't good for her, you, or anyone else she happens to drag in. Most people will sort themselves out eventually, maybe give her a call in a long while, but it's a lot better for you to have as little to do with her and her BS as you can about now.

After you graduate from Devry with a degree in game design, who's going to hire you?

Point is, man up and stay in school. You'll get a better shot at college, and a better shot at getting a reputable degree, and a better shot at getting a good job.

Dropping out with only a semester left is fucking retarded.

Have a budding design company ready to sign me on, but thanks anyway.

This girl isn't you.

This girl isn't you.

I'm not quite clear on what that's supposed to imply. Anyways, in closing; We don't talk now. Chances are she's gonna drop out, and go next semester. She said it was cause her grandma is sick. Hmmm, I don't really care why, though. Still shouldn't try that shit on friends.

Elliott Smith is fucking respect...

And really what does this girl add to your life?

Ive started living like Red Forman, when I die I wanna be buryed face down so that anyone who doesn't like Me can kiss my ass.

Just cut annoying people out of your life, and I dont mean the guy who tells lame jokes every now and then, but people like this who seriously lower your quality of life, fuck em.

She deserves it. All you did was tell her the truth.

Also, her mother!