Riiiiiight, so theres a girl I've been trying to court, but she has a friend who is a major cock-block. So I befriended the cock block in an attempt to court the girl without complications arising from said cock-block. Unfortunately it now seems that the cock-block is giving me indicators of interest as well as the girl I'm trying to court. So, when I ask the girl I'm trying to court out on a date, I'm afraid the cock-block problem will be there in full effect.

What the fuck do i do now? I'm really interested in this girl and don't want her friend to fuck it up.

Pursue the girl you want, and try to gauge if the interest is reciprocated. if it is, and the cock-blocker becomes a problem, just sit down with your girl and tell her how you feel, and tell her about the cock-blocking friend pursuing you.

You talk like your in the royal family, fucking aristocrat. you have no chance.

Sounds like the logical thing to do... if i could get a minute alone with her. The two girls are best friends and pretty much inseparable. But I'll try.

You talk like your in the royal family, fucking aristocrat. you have no chance.

Aristocrats > you.

And theres nothing wrong with using the word 'court'. Thats actually normal, it's dickheads like you that seem to think it's interchangable with 'omg, I want 2 fuck u.'


To the op. It's always easier to walk up to a friend straight up, confess your affection for their friend, and recruit their help. With that past though, you can always just start bringing up your crush in conversation with the friend. They may still be willing to help.

what if i tell the cock-block I like the girl and she flips out at me and tells the girl I'm an asshole etc. I can't tell if the girl I'm trying to date would employ a female version of bros before hoes...

w/e, I think I might try your idea anyway.

thanks.

Remember the spinoff comic series of x-men, the what if series?

They were fun to imagine, but they didn't have shit to do with shit in the real marvel universe.

what if i tell the cock-block I like the girl and she flips out at me and tells the girl I'm an asshole etc.

Which is why you tell the one you want first.

Remember the spinoff comic series of x-men, the what if series?

They were fun to imagine, but they didn't have shit to do with shit in the real marvel universe.

I love you.

I love you.

I love me too.

Shit the only block that should be coming from anyone is from you, Block her friend the fuck out. Maybe shes going to hit on your ass just to block you from being with her. Fuck that shit son wtf dont let it fuck you over, just dont or ill come over there and block your ass with a 2x4.

Both of them are interested in you... they are inseparable friends... do you reaally need to choose one? That's a future threesome right there, go with the better one and keep the other on ice...

I don't have any real input into this thread other than I originally read the title as "I believe I'm a pickle" and spat Sunkist all over the monitor.

At least the pickle isn't in YOU...

Actually, pickle's are delcious. I just wouldn't want one in my anus.

Then stick it in your mouth ;)

Then stick it in your mouth ;)

That's disgusting! What's wrong with you????!!?!??!

Tell the one you like first...They can't be together all the time...She has to go to for a shit at some point and not want the company...But there you are waiting for her in the cubicle! :D