How long did it take for your girlfriend fart in front of you?

I'm dreading the day my girl finally feels comfortable enough with me to let one rip. That's the day I stop seeing her as a perfect specimen of humanity and start seeing her as just a regular, albeit extremely smart and beautiful, person.

Maybe 4 or 5 months. It's just annoying now. Just dutch oven her, every time, no matter where you are. If I can hold it in long enough to leave the room and spare her/myself, so can she. :\

Haha this!!!

Butch ovens are seriously necessary if she starts abusing the free farting policy.

Mine hasn't yet. I dunno if she ever will. But I don't really care either way.

My last girlfriend used to have a go at me if I let one rip. Even if it was accidental.

this just reminds me of when my girl was just laying on top of me (shirts off, both of us), and she just lifted up a little and it made this huge fart noise. We laughed for a good minute.

/story

We've been dating for around 8 months so I guess if she already hasn't, it probably won't happen until I let one go in front of her.

The last two haven't... uhhh the first girl it was a few weeks, the second it was a few months and she was on xanax. Can't think of the others.

That happens when I'm on top of a girl with big knockers...I'm banging away and when I raise myself with my arms There's just that suction and PFFFFFFT!

Happened Monday morning and my girlfriend had this look on her face like "WTF?!?11"

Made me giggle!

I don't mind if it's "accidental", but I expect some courtesy.

That happens when I'm on top of a girl with big knockers...I'm banging away and when I raise myself with my arms There's just that suction and PFFFFFFT!

Happened Monday morning and my girlfriend had this look on her face like "WTF?!?11"

Made me giggle!

We talking about queefs or tit-farts?

My ex gf of one year never farted. Which suddenly makes me realize, she was a keeper.

I personally did fart in front of her once... Not on purpose, lame silly story.
We'd sorta just started hanging out, in fact this may very well have happened right after one of the first times we'd been real intimate.
She always wanted me to flex me abs, but I never did it cos they weren't nothing to be proud of. So anyways this time after we'd been intimate, I've put on my clothes, and she' sitting on the bed putting on hers. As she's focusing on getting dressed, I lift up my t-shirt, flex my abs and say "check it out!". She doesn't react instantly, only when I let the T-shirt fall back down, and as I un-contract my muscles I let my first fart rip. So the way she saw it I just said "check it out!" and when she looked I just farted. She didn't laugh at all, just told me that really wasn't funny. I wanted to explain what happened, but I just stood there like an idiot...

"I never farted in front of Renee. Last week, I let one slip and today she dumps me....She was going down on me at the time."

If all she did was dump you, you got off light.

If all she did was dump you, you got off light.

It's a mall rats quote.

So was mine. It's T.S's line to Brodie right after he says yours. Tsk tsk, man. Fail.

-shamed-

This reminds me of a couple weeks ago when this girl and I are gettin busy in her back seat.. shes touchin my dick and shit and starts to suck it when all of a sudden I have to fart hella bad...

I held it for a while but I knew I was about to let it go... I wasn't trying to figure out what the result of me farting in a small ass car when we are bout to fuck was gonna be, so I had to stop everything, say holdup and leave the car in the cold ass weather to walk around the corner and fart...

By the time I get back my dick was soft cuz it was so damn cold and it kinda ruined the moment. Yeah.

I genuinely lolled extensively at this. That shit is fucking brilliant. "Check it out! --*fart*" It's just fucking priceless. I'm still laughing at this right now. Maybe it's just because I'm high, but I don't think it is. The greatest thing about the story is that ultimately the chick is in the wrong because anyone who wouldn't find that shit hilarious is a cold-hearted humorless bitch.