Ok.
Theres this girl, well call her Amy.
Ive known Amy for a couple of months now and we talk about once every 2 weeks, usually though myspace. We have hung out at least 3 times because my friend lives down the street from her, so every time im at his house, she drops by. She keeps telling me she wants to bang.

Last Friday, we had a little kickback at my buddies house, and Amy stopped by. She was wearing a real nice brown dress, with a pin stripe thong. So through the night were getting trashed on beer and md 20/20s. We go outside, and she sits on my lap and starts grinding one me and rubbing me in front of all my friends. Were both pretty drunk, so I start grabbin her tits and trying to feel her up her dress. It gets a little heated to I whisper in her ear "lets go to a room" and she says " Next week, I havent seen you in a while, give it time"...I was like ok.

So were still outside and the same things keep happening, more grinding, more whispering to go into a room, and more "next weeks". I was like What the hell??? So I ask her "Is it that time of the month?" and she didnt say anything. I figured she didnt hear me cuz she was drunk. So we finally go to a room, and were making out on the bed. She gets on top of me, pinning my wrist to the bed telling me how bad she wants to fuck me. She also said the day I move back to San Antonio, shes guna fuck me on the way over there in the back of the truck. So after making out, I finally turn her over and lift her dress to go down on her, but she flips me over and gets on top. Were still fully clothed. So after about 5 minutes of making out, she kisses me, and leaves home.

So its just my buddies and I and we decide to go grab some food, its 3:00 in the morning. We go to a mexican restaurant where everyone goes to eat after the bar/parties and usually everyone is trashed. Well Its packed full of people. As I walk in, I notice this dark stuff on my jeans and I look down on it and smell it, I was like "Wtf is this shit"....So i tell my buddy, "smell this" and he smells it and gags. I was like "Oh fuck. I think Amy fucking perioded on my leg!". So i tell my other friend to smell it, and hes gags and is like "WTF".... So I went to the restroom and washed the shit off. It fucking sucked walking into a packed restaurant with blood on your leg thats not yours and that it came from a vagina. So needless to say, she gave my jeans the dirty vintage rustic look.
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Thats my story
PS. Spectral gave me this spare account.

How many times has this story been posted so far?

We've all been there. I still cant get the stain out of my mattress.

lol super bad


yeah i have some stains on all of my blankets, my couch, my sheets....lol even a few pairs of undies from rubbing on a girl.


if it is some random girl i think its fuckin gross but if its the girl i love than its cool. i dunno why

Remind me of superbad.

No biggie. I dont mind the taste so I dont think I would mind the stain.

Lulz.

Ive never heard the word 'period' used as a verb

What part of San Antonio are you from?

Im from the valley, but moving back to NW part of SA...right down the street from UTSA.

Nice. My boyfriend's from Weslaco. I live on the SW side, by Lackland.

Wow. Ya i live in San Benito, like 20 mins away. Going back to SA beginning of Jan tho.

Are you going to UTSA?

ya, I was up there last year but came back down for a semester. You?

Never mind...It's all good.

Great when it's running down your chin though mate! ;)

I go to a different college that will remain nameless in order to prevent me from being stalked.

nice.

Im guessing
Incarnate Word
or most likely St. Marys.
for sure the second one.

Close, but no cigar.

Millencolin?

Millencolin?

What?

I'll give you a hint... It's not one of the three that have been mentioned in this thread so far.

I banged my ex girlfriend when she had her period, I threw away the sheets because they were destroyed. My mom saw them in the garbage can and was like "Why would somebody throw away sheets?" she took em out and saw the blood and thought maybe I was cutting myself :(

UTSA? would be the only one left.
But im still going with St. Marys cuz Lackland is kinda far from UTSA.

I already said that it's not one of the ones that have been mentioned in this thread.

...lol

I already said that it's not one of the ones that have been mentioned in this thread.

This trio of schools is not it.

I didnt see the "not"

Our lady of the lake
or
Trinity.
Only other 2 i could think of.

I didnt see the "not"

Our lady of the lake
or
Trinity.
Only other 2 i could think of.

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Thanks.

Thanks.

Got it?

Nah, I quit guessing.

Nah, I quit guessing.

Even more proof that Texans are retarded.

No offense.

nah, its just i got better things to do than.....well you know.

so ya, I just figured it out. Thanks for the bold letteriing.

::standing in a corner banging head against wall::

Lawl, eggs I got your post at the *three* hint.

Doez I winz?

Since you're in Canada, yes. Please don't stalk me now.

Since you're in Canada, yes. Please don't stalk me now.

I assure you, I have no intention. I have more important things to do.

Like snowboard.

Lol great line.

At least it wasn't in your fucking mouth.

:(

u often have that variation?

I always used to have blood on my clothes and shoes, mostly because I got into alot of fights and couldn't afford new clothes so i'd have some drunk indians blood all over my new shoes! FUCKIN SHIT! But if I can go a month or two with some other guys blood all over my jacket and shoes I can handle a little period blood.

...Bravo on not changing or washing your clothes for two months...

Not as bad as when I was sitting a crack head, and I let her stay in my room and sleep on my shit. Bitch used my Favorite blanket that cost 500 dollars as a tampon.

I came home and kicked her ass, and out.

Remind me of superbad.

Exactly what I thought.

"were blood brothers"
-super bad

ah...you're one of those "classy people" are you not?

365 day bump.

Ew.

That girl sounds stupid.

Gross.

Ew.

That girl sounds stupid.

Gross.I can actually remember when this was posted.

Ok.
and he smells it and gags. I was like "Oh fuck. I think Amy fucking perioded on my leg!". So i tell my other friend to smell it, and hes gags and is like "WTF"..

It always amuses me how squeamish this current generation of gun owning, xbox playing ameritards is.

God help you if you ever do have to shoot or knife someone.

Arterial spray anyone?