Discuss...

It was PVC pipe for me... (It was hard to find the perfect size, lol)

Statue of Liberty, and no...she wasn't good.

I stuck my dick between two cushions on a couch once.

I think I recall something to do with an orange too...

http://www.foxnews.com/images/139114/4_22_schiavo_terri2.jpg

I think I once humped a stuffed animal when I was ten.

Your mother.

http://www.foxnews.com/images/139114/4_22_schiavo_terri2.jpg

ouch.

body spray cans, bought a container of M&M minis when i was in america as they have bigger packages and looked like fun. Have a few inanimate objects that were made for it, the handle of a disposable razor...

http://www.foxnews.com/images/139114/4_22_schiavo_terri2.jpg

That's such a terrible thing to say, but I lol'd nonetheless

I guess I humped a stuffed animal or two when I was a kid

I haven't.

Well... when I was like 12 I put my dick into a listerine bottle... There was a little bit left in the bottom.

Don't ever do that...

You fit your did inside one of these? Lol, self pwn.

http://www.bookofjoe.com/images/iuygig.jpg

You fit your did inside one of these? Lol, self pwn.

http://www.bookofjoe.com/images/iuygig.jpg

The "handle of a razor" line makes me think that poster is actually a female...

You fit your did inside one of these? Lol, self pwn.

http://www.bookofjoe.com/images/iuygig.jpg

Think you could fit a penis into a body spray can? I'd say CbB is a girl...

You fit your did inside one of these? Lol, self pwn.

http://www.bookofjoe.com/images/iuygig.jpg

You fit your did inside one of these? Lol, self pwn.

fit your did inside one of these?

your did inside one of these?

your did inside one

your did inside

your did

did

my mums' hoover (vacuum cleaner)

my bestfriends pillow.

A (empty) Guinness bottle.....It was sensitive , gentle, and understood my needs!

too many things to write down

Nothing, actually.

body spray cans, the handle of a hairbrush, pens, candles, vibrators obviously, an ice pop, a beer bottle, I also have an epilator with a vibrating feature on it that's supposed to make epilation less painful so before I got a vibrator I used to take the actual epilating bit off (it comes off for cleaning) and just leave the buzzy bit there and use that as a vibrator.

boxspring/mattress, cushions of a couch, a sock and some.. panties :(

and a cup full of warm noodles, cant forget that one.

Nothing, actually.

This.

If my last girlfriend doesn`t count.

Anyone remember "My Size Barbie" back in the day??

I do. Back when I was 9 I defiled my female friend's my size Barbie doll. Her and her mom walked in on me gettin my rub on with it! "My size Ken" was in the corner crying. I was forever banned from her house and she suggested to my mom I get some psychiatric help. My mom didn't heed her advice & that's why I'm so fucked up as of today!

--KP

I havent stuck my dick in anything other than vagina, ass, mouth, or my hand. I am paranoid as hell about getting some horrible non-std infection in my junk. though my last girlfriend would use the handle from my fussion power razor when we were in the shower. its like a vibrator anyway, just gentler vibrations.

Penut butter jar....dear god that was a horror story...

"He who sticks dick in peanut butter is fucking nuts!!!!"
--Confucius

--KP

"He who sticks dick in peanut butter is fucking nuts!!!!"
--Confucius

--KP

Hahahah, oh thats great.

That's pretty badass! XD I busted a nut on the face of one of the shoulder-up versions while I was drunk at a party... (Never went back to that house, hahaha)


For me:
a fresh peanut butter jar
a few slices of turkey
my waterbed
a vacuum cleaner hose

my homie fucked a girl with a nightstick. thats about it really I dont stick my dick in anything that isnt a female human vagina/asshole/mouth.

I once tried to fit my dick inside a Krispy Kreme Dohunt waiting for my g/f to open the door and see me laying on the bed, but it broke in half.....and when my g/f did open the door, my cousin(girl) got a pretty good view on accident.

ownd.

That's pretty badass! XD I busted a nut on the face of one of the shoulder-up versions while I was drunk at a party... (Never went back to that house, hahaha)


For me:
a fresh peanut butter jar
a few slices of turkey
my waterbed
a vacuum cleaner hose

If the vacuum was on, wouldn't that fuck you up? I'm thinking about the urethra being pulled inside out >.<

http://www.urbanjunkie.co.uk/shopimages/products/extras/sneezee%20blue%20300.jpg

:(

I havent stuck my dick in anything other than vagina, (female) ass, mouth, or my hand.

This. Never really appealed to me otherwise. *shrug*

me old man fucked me mum with an impact baton and he justsaid it out loud in a computer lan LOL

*all that stuff u said*

its pretty trippy to read that... bit like in movies when a detective remembers something, and it echoes to him like that


but yeah wtf, did?

An apple pie and then my dead girlfriend.

The apple pie from before made her warm.

http://www.foxnews.com/images/139114/4_22_schiavo_terri2.jpg

Daaaaaamn! +10 for depravity. That ruled

http://www.foxnews.com/images/139114/4_22_schiavo_terri2.jpg

:o Fucking ace!

Women are inanimate objects.

http://www.foxnews.com/images/139114/4_22_schiavo_terri2.jpg
I think we have a WINNAR!!

Haha. Lotsuh small things have been inside me.

I saw HandofZek as the last poster, and I thought "Oh, lord, this list is going to be hilarious" as the page was loading.

You disappointed me, Zeky.

It is hilarious, you're just on the outside of things. List is too long and I feel sick right now, maybe later.

For now though.. at least 6 plastic toys from McDonald's (or other fast food places). I say at least 6, because those are the ones that I can remember vividly.

It is hilarious, you're just on the outside of things. List is too long and I feel sick right now, maybe later.

For now though.. at least 6 plastic toys from McDonald's (or other fast food places). I say at least 6, because those are the ones that I can remember vividly.Feel better soon.

I want a full list of depravity upon your recovery

Feel better soon.

I want a full list of depravity upon your recovery

me too, lol...

I had sex with the 9th hole on a golf course.

Good times

Fleshlight rigged up to a vacuum.

I almost exploded

"He who sticks dick in peanut butter is fucking nuts!!!!"
--Confucius

--KP

FUCKING A

That doesn't sound fun...