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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2007-12-10, 06:53
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Savin_Jesus 
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Sisters friend.
I just got back from Chicago, where I stayed with my sisters friend. HOLY SHIT!!!
She was gorgeous, although she had a boyfriend. Who, IMO was shitty, and extremely trashy. I slept in her bed, and then she moved me downstairs. We got along amazingly, I remember when she was younger she was kinda awkward, but she defiantly grew up. Our last night there, I woke up at 4am, and I went OCD cause no one was awake.
I was cleaning the kitchen, and she woke up to go to the bathroom, She had these short shorts that rode up on her very long sexxy legs, and this cute little tshirt that cut at her belly button.
She saw me cleaning, and came over, looked around and said."AWWW thanks ___, thats sooooo cute"
I smiled gingerly, and said it was the le ast I could do.
We, me, my sister and her friend all went to lunch with my father, before we left. I forgot that I had forgotten the new records I had bought for my record player in her apartment. So, me and her friend went back, I broke the awkward silence of footsteps in the snow with a question of her hair, and we also printed out driving directions. She commented on my record collection, kinda hippieish, but she liked them.
I smiled and moved towards the door, I turned around, and expressed my gratitude, with words and a smile; she thanked me for cleaning up.
And then... as I turned around she said," You know, I'm gonna see you before you go back, right?" I looked back, and smiled to see her smiling, both of us kinda sheepish. It was the cutest moment I've had in a long time.
Shes coming back for their Christmas break, advice?
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#2
 2007-12-10, 07:12
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genericwittyusername 
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Re: Sisters friend.
Get on that man.
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#3
 2007-12-10, 07:22
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Re: Sisters friend.
Agreed, you have no other option.
Except she has a boyfriend... I don't think there's a whole lot you could do about that...
Unless, like a horrible movie, you went and sabotaged everything he did with her, but then she found out and was all like "zOMG I thought you were cute and cool and junk, why'd you have to ruin it, foo'?" and you were all like "I'm so sorry, I just wanted us to be together." And so you leave, and then there's a montage of you like walking or driving around like you're lost with some emotional music going in the background.
Then you wake up christmas morning and go downstairs, and she's in your living room. And she's all like "I caught my bf cheating, I guess you were right." And you're all like "You know it bitch."
Then you kiss passionately and the movie ends.
I would not see that movie.
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#4
 2007-12-10, 07:27
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Savin_Jesus 
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Re: Sisters friend.
Oh, and Since I'm on break, but I can't smoke illegal shit. She told me we can have crackers, with a wink.
And I rolled them a joint, and she gave me the roach when my sister wasn't looking to roll in a cigarette when they went to watch a movie.
Then asked me how the cracker was with a smile, and I looked up from jamming on my guitar, and smiled. AWWWW.
She might be able to get mushies too.
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#5
 2007-12-10, 07:35
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Re: Sisters friend.
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Originally Posted by Malkog
Agreed, you have no other option.
Except she has a boyfriend... I don't think there's a whole lot you could do about that...
Unless, like a horrible movie, you went and sabotaged everything he did with her, but then she found out and was all like "zOMG I thought you were cute and cool and junk, why'd you have to ruin it, foo'?" and you were all like "I'm so sorry, I just wanted us to be together." And so you leave, and then there's a montage of you like walking or driving around like you're lost with some emotional music going in the background.
Then you wake up christmas morning and go downstairs, and she's in your living room. And she's all like "I caught my bf cheating, I guess you were right." And you're all like "You know it bitch."
Then you kiss passionately and the movie ends.
I would not see that movie.
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I'm rapidly growing more and more fond of you.
Seriously, ask her if she's still with her bf before you get back, guage her reaction. If she's like oh yeah, then probably stay away... If she's like, well.... yeah, you're probably good, and if no, she's yours. The way you describe it, it seems like most of the work is done with
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#6
 2007-12-10, 08:19
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Savin_Jesus 
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Re: Sisters friend.
She stated they they never talk about marriage, and that its kinda going no where.
Since I left though, I've lost almost 35 lbs, I need to lose about 15 more. Granted I'm 6 6, and 230 lbs. I wasn't terribly fat, just not a lot of muscle. But since I have been working out and running I don't know where it all went. :/
But, Girls look at me a lot more, like when I was playing my guitar on their balcony, watching people watch by, girls were always waving, and saying hi. Yea, well. I'll defiantly keep this updated.
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#7
 2007-12-10, 08:23
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dodging the rain and tractors
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Re: Sisters friend.
She has a boyfriend.
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#8
 2007-12-10, 08:51
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Savin_Jesus 
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Re: Sisters friend.
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Originally Posted by jackketch
She has a boyfriend.
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RIIIGHT, except she wants Deez.
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#9
 2007-12-10, 08:56
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dodging the rain and tractors
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Re: Sisters friend.
RIIIGHT, except she wants Deez.
No she doesn't otherwise she'd have already ditched her boyfriend and until she does then she's off limits.
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#10
 2007-12-10, 13:20
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Re: Sisters friend.
No she doesn't otherwise she'd have already ditched her boyfriend and until she does then she's off limits.
Unless you don't like the boyfriend......
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#11
 2007-12-10, 15:19
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Savin_Jesus 
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Re: Sisters friend.
No she doesn't otherwise she'd have already ditched her boyfriend and until she does then she's off limits.
off limits? you make it sound like a police zone. I can talk to her, and we can flirt. I figure, as long as she makes the move we can do what ever she wants.
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#12
 2007-12-10, 18:51
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dodging the rain and tractors
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Re: Sisters friend.
Unless you like the hospital food and a girlfriend who'll cheat on you ......
Fixed.
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#13
 2007-12-10, 19:51
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DONT WORRY ABOUT IT.
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Re: Sisters friend.
The guy figures he can possibly get some cheap thrills from this girl, which if he keeps up what hes doing now, he'll be lucky to do anything but waste his time and/or make a fool of himself to this girl.
She sounds like shes lacking, meaning the option is there for you to get her, if you took the right steps i imagine you could see some action. Better switch gears cause that nice guy stuff aint going to get you anywhere, have seen similar situations like yours, but in cases where the girl isnt previously taken, and watched them fail badly....Just doing kind acts and being extra friendly is going to open her up to realize your not that kind of "material" for her.
I honestly believe though if you keep at it even with what your doing itll probably end up descent for you...see if shes still taken after break, figure out some indirect way of figuring that out. Then just run from there and see what you can do.
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#14
 2007-12-11, 03:36
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Re: Sisters friend.
Shes coming back for their Christmas break, advice?
Jesus Christ, this is Totse. Do I even have to utter the phrase that should accompany any thread without pictures of the hot girl?
Pics or GTFO
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#15
 2007-12-11, 03:48
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ingutted 
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Re: Sisters friend.
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Originally Posted by Malkog
Agreed, you have no other option.
Except she has a boyfriend... I don't think there's a whole lot you could do about that...
Unless, like a horrible movie, you went and sabotaged everything he did with her, but then she found out and was all like "zOMG I thought you were cute and cool and junk, why'd you have to ruin it, foo'?" and you were all like "I'm so sorry, I just wanted us to be together." And so you leave, and then there's a montage of you like walking or driving around like you're lost with some emotional music going in the background.
Then you wake up christmas morning and go downstairs, and she's in your living room. And she's all like "I caught my bf cheating, I guess you were right." And you're all like "You know it bitch."
Then you kiss passionately and the movie ends.
I would not see that movie.
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funny shit man.
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#16
 2007-12-11, 04:18
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river_of_ash 
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Re: Sisters friend.
I'm rapidly growing more and more fond of you.
funny shit man.
Those.
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#17
 2007-12-11, 07:40
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Re: Sisters friend.
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Originally Posted by Malkog
Agreed, you have no other option.
Except she has a boyfriend... I don't think there's a whole lot you could do about that...
Unless, like a horrible movie, you went and sabotaged everything he did with her, but then she found out and was all like "zOMG I thought you were cute and cool and junk, why'd you have to ruin it, foo'?" and you were all like "I'm so sorry, I just wanted us to be together." And so you leave, and then there's a montage of you like walking or driving around like you're lost with some emotional music going in the background.
Then you wake up christmas morning and go downstairs, and she's in your living room. And she's all like "I caught my bf cheating, I guess you were right." And you're all like "You know it bitch."
Then you kiss passionately and the movie ends.
I would not see that movie.
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lol
I had a great idea for a movie back when I was doing a lot of drugs.
The jist was that some black guy had to dress up as a woman to participate in medical testing to get his brother (a transexual prostitute) out of jail, of course hijinks would ensue. It would be a romantic comedy of sorts. There would be this really attractive nurse, who would also be black, and they would get to be really good friends, but he would start to fall for her. Then she would find out his secret and freak out, but he would be like "It's just to get my brother out of jail!", but by then she would have already freaked and gotten him kicked out of the program, so he wouldn't have any money to get his brother out of jail. Eventually things would work out and the medical testing dude would bang the hot nurse.
Or maybe I smoked myself retarded.
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#18
 2007-12-11, 08:23
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Malkog 
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Re: Sisters friend.
Hahaha^
That's a sweet idea.
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#19
 2007-12-11, 08:30
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Re: Sisters friend.
Some big-shot producer is going to see it and steal my idea.
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#20
 2007-12-11, 08:36
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Malkog 
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Re: Sisters friend.
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Originally Posted by DrSuicide
Some big-shot producer is going to see it and steal my idea.
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This is where they hang out for ideas.
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#21
 2007-12-11, 10:10
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Re: Sisters friend.
Unless you don't like the boyfriend......
Um.... no.
So if some guy kept flirting and hanging around your gf because he didn't like you, that would be alright?
And yeah... if she makes the moves, fine, but keep out of it until the bf is out, it's her choice.
That, and consider how you'd feel if she started doing that to you, with some other guys, if you happen to get together. More or less what jack said, actually, I'll just +1 that.
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#22
 2007-12-11, 10:22
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Re: Sisters friend.
Um.... no.
So if some guy kept flirting and hanging around your gf because he didn't like you, that would be alright?
And yeah... if she makes the moves, fine, but keep out of it until the bf is out, it's her choice.
That, and consider how you'd feel if she started doing that to you, with some other guys, if you happen to get together. More or less what jack said, actually, I'll just +1 that.
Yeah...But as the OP so nicely said..."She wants deez!"
If my girl wanted some other guy's nuts and he was flirting with her, I'd kick his head in and dump her quicker than a sack of flaming shit!
But I'm gonna go along with both of you (Jack and OC) and agree I was wrong...She cheats on him, she'll cheat on you. Trust me.
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