ok so I meet this one girl... shes looking pretty good, I would say somewhat of a butter face, but she makes up for it with her grade A quality ass.

anyways she is kinda shy and shit but she likes fooling around. every time we hang out shes trying to either suck my dick, gimme a hand, fuck, or whatever...

the only problem is the bitch keeping stopping...

we were in the back of her car and she was suckin my dick for a lil bit, everything is going coo, then she stops and starts conversating about shit!!

Like "do your friends like me?"
"are you sure they do?"
"im younger than everyone you know!"
"do you like me?"
"i really like kickin it with you"
"we should hang out more"
"am i doing this right"

ALL THESE FUCKING QUESTIONS!!

I told her straight up ''bitch stop stopping... everything is cool, everyone likes you and you dont gotta worry bout shit its cool, youre cool, i like you, i wouldnt be wastin a friday on you if i didnt think you were coo, etc etc''

then last night we went to her car and we were bout to fuck, shes suckin my dick, im like holdup, put a condemn on and was like aiight you bout to get it..

she was down and I had just put it in... but then i was like wtf? bitch is tight as hell! she was hella wet but I couldnt even barely put it in! it was like puttin my dick in a fucking drinking straw.

I start rubbin her pussy more cuz i just thought she wasnt wet enuff or somethin... i put in in again and shes like "i cant do this..."

I was like ........ what? what the fuck bitch? what do you want me to do, youre finna get fucked you know what Im sayin..

long story short she stops everything.... AGAIN. i make the bitch cum with my fingers every time, but when it comes to me gettin mines, bitch wants to stop everything. shes not a virgin (she keeps saying) so its not like that... she just said she really wants to be in a bed and meanwhile my dick is bout to explode cuz the bitch has never made me cum...

so totse, what should i do about this shit?? i mean, this type of shit where i thought id get pussy, but didnt, has kinda happened before, but not EVERY FUCKING TIME... am i just trippin? i know i should say fuck you to the bitch, but i actually kinda like her and i know i can get it cuz shes easy.

wtf?????

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I think it's your horrid grammar and spelling that's causing this. Fix that, and you'll be fine.

Tell her to stop being a cocktease or GTFO.

I sense rage issues.

Pornography: It is your friend untill you can either get this girl to make up her mind, or get a better one.

Have sex with her in a bed where she's comfortable and not cramped in the back of a car? Or get a more comfortable car?

You know, contrary to popular belief (or at least yours), you don't need a female specimen to bust a nut.

ok first of all, how is it im a troll?

Second, it's not that I have "rage issues" haha it's just maddening that I get so far and during the middle of everything she fucking stops it all.

I know I can get another girl, get a bed, or just do things myself... but this girl is driving me crazy for that pussy. I like a challenge, but come on. It's gotten ridiculous.

She's got a fine ass and nice titties and I know she is tryin to get fucked.

The best part:

Once I teach her how to fuck like a pro I'm gonna trick her out. Forreal she is down, I'm going to find people that wanna fuck her and get bj's, then I'm gonna be her pimp. Now you really think this is troll post probably, but I was talking to her about this yesterday and she said as long as she was drunk she would do it. I'd get 50% of her profit.

Even if this wasn't a permanent money making thing, my plan is to fuck her until I'm bored with her and she learns a lil something, then trick her out to people I know.

....this assuming I can put up with her shit long enough to fuck, teach, and make money.

PS: I put this on everything that its not some gay troll shit, I didn't wanna come out with this plan in the beginning cuz it would probably discredit me.

PPS: What kind of pricing can I look at for BJ's, sex and possibly anal if the bitch is drunk enough.

Once I teach her how to fuck like a pro I'm gonna trick her out. Forreal she is down, I'm going to find people that wanna fuck her and get bj's, then I'm gonna be her pimp.

Forreal dawg?

Goddamn I hate anyone younger than 18 or so right now. A lot.

I really feel that this thread needs to be closed. But that's just me.

I think a good few threads in here should be closed, IMO, but here we are.

What the fuck?

Are you jealous that you can't get any pussy or something?

Haters...

but it's coo cuz if you can't, I'll let you buy some from this bitch all day.

BUT AGAIN:

PRICES?

I'm thinking $20 for a BJ, $30 for sex, $40 for anal, and $50 for it all. Deals on wheels?

Even if it was less money than that and I only had her do it once, I would still have the right to call myself a pimp, something that not very many people can say.

bump?

What can I charge with this shit or should I just tell the bitch to forget about me?

That's pretty cheap man... The only people who are going to pay for it are desperate weirdos, does she understand that?

Is she under age?

Dunno man, my whole opinion of your problem changed when you said you were going to make her a whore. Sorry.

I just tell the bitch to forget about me

This one. it's likely way beyond your attention span, and 100000000000000000000x better for her, for starters.

Maybe she doesnt wanna fuck you? ever think of that?

IMO no real horny bitch would just stop unless she truely didn't wanna fuck.

And you bringing up the pimping shit made it even more of a troll post.

No shes tryin to fuck, she just is self concsious and isn't sure of herself... usually it is to your advantage when they don't know that they are hot, but this bitch took that shit too far.

Like I said, I genuinly like kickin it with her, she is hella attractive, shes a tease, but she has taken the teasing too far.

I mean, if she is down to be pimped, shes down to fuck. I could really use this to my advantage... Fuck her until I don't want her, then trick her out for money.

She wants to be "friends with benefits" hella bad. When you find a non slutty girl that is down for that you better hang on right?

I can basically get a dicksuck whenever, but she has self esteem issues and it fucks with my game.

She's tryin to make money but idk if I can deal with her shit... should i waste my time? the potential for sex and money at my discretion is there. it is hella tempting.

I just need to know prices and also if I should take the time to pursue this... and no im not a troll, ask people in Politics about me, they know I'm no troll.

PS: the girl is not "of age" but whatever i dont care, im not either.

Once I teach her how to fuck like a pro I'm gonna trick her out. Forreal she is down, I'm going to find people that wanna fuck her and get bj's, then I'm gonna be her pimp.

When you find a non slutty girl that is down for that you better hang on right?


Lol, can we say oxymoron?

No shes tryin to fuck, she just is self concsious and isn't sure of herself... usually it is to your advantage when they don't know that they are hot, but this bitch took that shit too far.

Like I said, I genuinly like kickin it with her, she is hella attractive, shes a tease, but she has taken the teasing too far.

I mean, if she is down to be pimped, shes down to fuck. I could really use this to my advantage... Fuck her until I don't want her, then trick her out for money.

She wants to be "friends with benefits" hella bad. When you find a non slutty girl that is down for that you better hang on right?

I can basically get a dicksuck whenever, but she has self esteem issues and it fucks with my game.

She's tryin to make money but idk if I can deal with her shit... should i waste my time? the potential for sex and money at my discretion is there. it is hella tempting.

I just need to know prices and also if I should take the time to pursue this... and no im not a troll, ask people in Politics about me, they know I'm no troll.

PS: the girl is not "of age" but whatever i dont care, im not either.


If you can't even fuck her and cum, how the fuck is she gonna make you money? you are going to have people beating your ass for refunds. I suggest pimping her out for giving out advice since you said she likes to talk alot lol.

If you can't even fuck her and cum, how the fuck is she gonna make you money? you are going to have people beating your ass for refunds.

That is why I have to put in my work with her to turn her out. I need to get her used to the dick and not be all self concious. Once I do this she will be ready. My conflict is actually getting to this point. I know she wants it, AND she wants money. I am very persuasive so she wants to go into business and get some.

I suggest pimping her out for giving out advice since you said she likes to talk alot lol.

Lmao, that would be much funnier if it wasn't so true...

I have to break this bullshit cycle tho. I wouldn't even give her a second thought if I didn't think I could get something out of it.

All I need to do get her to bed... once I do that and she is jocked off my cock she won't really care whos it is. She wants to fuck, just not in a small ass Geo Metro type shitmobile.

She wants me and wants to make money. My only problem is if I what to stick it out until I can turn her out.

She needs to learn how to fuck/suck. I'm willing to teach her but her bullshitting makes me want her more.

Lol, can we say oxymoron?

Like I said, I'm turning her out. I can transform her from a self reserved goody goody to a working girl.

...I just have to be patient with her bullshit.

I could barely read what this guy was typing
I need an ebonics translator.

Forreal dawg?

Goddamn I hate anyone younger than 18 or so right now. A lot.

I suffer the same problem.

I suffer the same problem.

My support group includes Mr.Ouzo and Jack Daniels.

My support group includes Mr.Ouzo and Jack Daniels.

I want in, I'd also like to bring my friend Marijuana.

I want in, I'd also like to bring my friend Marijuana.

Alright, but that fucker better not cause any problems, I'm having enough trouble keeping the fights down out here. Lousy drunks.

Alright, but that fucker better not cause any problems, I'm having enough trouble keeping the fights down out here. Lousy drunks.

Nah, he's fine, he'll just sit in the corner and hum to himself. I think he's a little slow though.

I swear to god if this is the next generation I'm never fucking having kids. If any son of mine turned out to be such a shithead when he hit puberty I'd fucking sell him into slavery. That is, of course, assuming you're even more imbecilic than the average troll.

What's everybodies problem? Wtf?

I've got a legit problem about turning a goody-goody girl that wants sex (but is self conscious) into a well oiled sex machine that I can pimp for money.

What is so hard about understanding this?

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I haven't said shit in eBonics. If I had it would be like this:

chyo, so dis beezys tryna jump bones fa sho, but da bitch keepz trippin wit da talkin an' shit when we finna ta fuck, nome sayin? bitches tryna act like she aint even tryna take it but i kno shes all bout dat dick... i told her id put her on da game trickin her out nome sayin, but i gots ta turn her out first cuz she be frontin wit some square ass shit sometimes. i told da bitch im bout dat money and shes tryna get that cream to so what chu think i should do forreal?
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I didn't put it out like that. I'm just tryin to ask if you think I should waste anymore time on a bitch that keeps stopping and shit when we're foolin around. It would make my life a lot simpler if I just told her to fuck off, but the fact that she's making me wait just makes me want it even more. If I do stick it out I can trick her out (get her to sell her pussy to people I know for cash) and I could be her pimp. That shit would be hella coo because I could say "I'm a fucking pimp" and not be lying.

The only thing is whether or not I can put up with her young goody-goody shit long enough to teach her how to fuck. The bitch uses her teeth when she sucks dick so she has to stop that shit. She's also got self esteem problems, but perhaps I can break that?

Is it worth my time? It's hella tempting to take the time and bullshit long enough to get pussy from a good looking girl for the sole purpose of turning out (the process of turning a good girl into a professional sex machine). I know she wants dick, and I can give it to her, so once she cuts that self reserved bullshit, she will make me money. She wants to be friends with benefits too.

If BJ's are 20 bucks and I get 50%, it would take 4 BJs to make me 40 bucks a day. In a 7 day week that is $1200 a month!

She'd get 1200 also because the total for a month if she makes 80 dollars a day. That's $2400 a month... I get 50% so thats $1200 for me. Holy shit this is sounding better and better.

The only thing about pimpin is I'm not gonna hit no girl. I would have to be able to black mail them somehow or something and use that against them if they don't pay me my money. Is there a way to pimp without slaps?

Is it worth my time?

The question is rather whether you are worth our time.
The answer is no.

Stop listening to nigger music and GTFO.

^^^haaa you just got your panties in a bunch cuz you can't get no pussy, meanwhile I got bitches on my dick and all it takes in one phone call...

wait a week and not only will I have garunteed pussy 24/7, but ima get paid becuase of it. haha it hurts dont it?

Gettin paid and laid... and you aint gettin neither so close your bitch ass up 'fore I slap the lips off your motha fuckin face.

Um... Appears to me that you could make more money with a job. But who am I to ruin your fun? Does she have any friends who will bitch about it? That could ruin it.

She doesn't have many friends where shes at cuz she moved from some other place. I'm like the only guy she knows...

As far as making more money at a regular 9 to 5, im no minimum wage sucker. I can make 1200 a month if she makes 80 dollars a day, or 4 BJs @ $20 each.

even if the money that i make is $100 a month, i could still do this AND have a regular job if i wanted AND i would be a pimp.

Lots of people say theyre pimps, but they arent even players.

I could be both. Biaaayatch!

Inb4peoplefallingforwelldonetrollthread

holy fucking hell I'm like a prophet.

holy fucking hell I'm like a prophet.

holy shit im not a troll, go to the politics forum, i'm the one who started the 16 page thread about wealth equalization and its benefits. Trolls don't argue their position for anything past 3 pages for some made up bullshit.

not a troll.

Just a man with a problem.

now tell me the prices i can charge people for this bitch. Now.

and you aint gettin neither so close your bitch ass up 'fore I slap the lips off your motha fuckin face.

Physical threats on the internets are serious business.

Physical threats on the internets are serious business.

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Forreal dawg?

Goddamn I hate anyone younger than 18 or so right now. A lot.

18 year olds can be dicks too... about 30/40% of people in general

What in this thread makes it worth keeping open?

There's no intelligent discussion, it doesn't contribute anything worthwhile that I see, I'm confused.

18 year olds can be dicks too... about 30/40% of people in general

Yeah, but this is retarded at the same time, and pretty immature. Bad combination, I find the immaturity partially fades in most people over 18 (at least this kind of it), hence that cutoff.

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And then everyone did...

And then everyone did...

We antipodeans are just too shrewd.

No one has answered me yet...

How much can I charge people for this bitch to give BJs to them?

What are the prices I can charge for shit?

Is 20 bucks a dicksuck reasonalbe?

No way dude, 20 bucks for a dicksuck? That's horrible. More like a dollar a dicksuck.