"What do you want for christmas?"
- "You"
"Yeah, I know. But seriously I can't figure out what to get you"
- "Well there is one thing I want..."
"What is it?"
- "You, really though you know i'd love anything from you"
"Fine, I'm getting you a pack of cigarettes"
- " I don't smoke! you know that!"
"Fine, If you don't know what you want, I'll figure something out"
- "ok"
"Hmm.. What are you going to get me for christmas?"
- "uh... well what do you want?"
"I don't know."
- "eh...."
"Well..."
-"Whatever, I'm going to hang up now."
"Ok, bye."
- "Ok bye, I'm hanging up"

Being in a dead relationship and taking a break from each other is real fun.
Great feeling knowing that it's our first time talking in 2 weeks
Really turned out well.

Fuck Christmas

I don't even know why I try anymore

Yeah...Christmas is shite.

But hey...You can use my idea and sit and get drunk whilst playing guitar and hating the world! ;)

I'll be doing the same... Minus the guitar and alcohol. :(

Nothing, actually.

I haven't got the money to buy anyone else gifts, and I'd feel bad if anyone bought me anything else. Not about the gift itself, but the idea of giving like that. My gf is pretty adamant to get me something, I love her for it, but I still feel almost selfish over it.

I'd like a scarf/some decent gloves (random, don't ask), but either I'll get it myself or not at all, and I'm broke to my last $10 , so no go.

However, I will be with family/loved one(s), so it's all good.

That doesent sound healthy at all. :(


Do you think you'll bother getting back together?

I'll be doing the same... Minus the guitar and alcohol. :(

Seconded. :(

Basically what I'll be doing. Except I'll have as much alcohol as I want, but no guitar.

I want a mistress,
For Christmas!

I just want some cds, a dvd or two, some books, and a scarf and a pair of those fingerless glove/mitten conversion things.

I think my friend erica is making me a scarf.

What I really want for Christmas (but will probably never get) is to spend some time with a girl who is:

Not stupid. For the love of all that is good, I want to meet a girl who after 30 seconds of being around her I don't think "God, this girl is stupid.

Not fucking around with me. I can't stand the fucking games women play with men, I have no tolerance for it, so just stop.

Not a bitch. That's an easy one.

What I want for christmas is a tarantula or hallucinogens.

But I'll get something lame, and also spend christmas alone, drunk and playing guitar.

Guitar strings; and a new computer. A girlfriend would be nice, but I doubt that's happening anytime soon.

Quoted for all holy truth.

Stick with the guitar my brother...My guitars have been great to me over the years.
A girlfriend is nice, don't get me wrong...But there is nothing that could make me give up playing guitar. Not that I play that well though...But it's something that's always been mine.

My girlfriend is going back to Poland this Christmas to see her parents...So I'll be alone playing guitar, drinking vodka (to hail my own Polish heritage!) and hating the fact I can't have my girlfriend with me, therefore hating the world!

Thank fuck for my guitars...My Gibson SG standard, ESP LTD V100, Ibanez SA260, Vintage Metal Axxe Raider and my first, a Yamaha ERG something or other (I forgot!)

Money. And that might sound selfish, but I just need enough to keep me going through uni, keep me in food, drink and smoke.

There is only one thing I can think of that I can never have too much of......

MORE WEED!

Stick with the guitar my brother...My guitars have been great to me over the years.
A girlfriend is nice, don't get me wrong...But there is nothing that could make me give up playing guitar. Not that I play that well though...But it's something that's always been mine.

My girlfriend is going back to Poland this Christmas to see her parents...So I'll be alone playing guitar, drinking vodka (to hail my own Polish heritage!) and hating the fact I can't have my girlfriend with me, therefore hating the world!

Thank fuck for my guitars...My Gibson SG standard, ESP LTD V100, Ibanez SA260, Vintage Metal Axxe Raider and my first, a Yamaha ERG something or other (I forgot!)

Yeah, I just started learning, and I have a form of muscular dystrophy, so it's difficult; but I figure enough patience will do the trick. They're so relaxing to play... makes the world just kind of drift away. I just got a takamine classical to begin with, but it works.

Thank fuck for my guitars...My Gibson SG standard, ESP LTD V100, Ibanez SA260, Vintage Metal Axxe Raider and my first, a Yamaha ERG something or other (I forgot!)

I think I love you.

I'm a bass player first and a guitarist second though... But I've got a bright red no name acoustic and a Squire Start with a custom paint job I did myself. This is now that "Discuss your guitars" thread. Sorry...

Stick with the guitar my brother...My guitars have been great to me over the years.
A girlfriend is nice, don't get me wrong...But there is nothing that could make me give up playing guitar. Not that I play that well though...But it's something that's always been mine.

My girlfriend is going back to Poland this Christmas to see her parents...So I'll be alone playing guitar, drinking vodka (to hail my own Polish heritage!) and hating the fact I can't have my girlfriend with me, therefore hating the world!

Thank fuck for my guitars...My Gibson SG standard, ESP LTD V100, Ibanez SA260, Vintage Metal Axxe Raider and my first, a Yamaha ERG something or other (I forgot!)

I've got an early 80's American made Fender Strat and it's my true love. Who needs a girlfriend when you've got a guita? Ok, well I've got both but that's besides the fact.



I figure anything anyone wants to get me will do just fine.

A perfect example of the breed of stoner I absolutely despise.

A perfect example of the breed of stoner I absolutely despise.

Haha they come in breeds?

A new girlfriend would be nice. Just lost the old one.

Haha they come in breeds?

I'd say we do. Recreational Stoner, the Makes-Everything-Better Stoner, and Chronic. Chronics tend to spend a lot of money if they aren't responsible and work to support themselves. **Edit: Socratic, that sucks. Good luck wit' it.

i met a girl like this,unfortunaltly we differ on everything else it would seem. lifes a bitch thats why theirs drugs and alcohol lol.
on a serious note substance abuse is never a good way of coping, no matter how much fun

Yeah, I just started learning, and I have a form of muscular dystrophy, so it's difficult; but I figure enough patience will do the trick. They're so relaxing to play... makes the world just kind of drift away. I just got a takamine classical to begin with, but it works.

I've heard of many people with physical disabilites overcoming them with patience and practice.
Look into a fella named Django Reinhardt. The guy had three fingers and played fucking great! ;)
And yeah...That's why I play. As I said, I'm not great but it makes the world just drift away.

I think I love you.

I'm a bass player first and a guitarist second though... But I've got a bright red no name acoustic and a Squire Start with a custom paint job I did myself. This is now that "Discuss your guitars" thread. Sorry...
I get the love thing a lot! :p
But yeah man, if you ever get the chance to play a Gibson, you'll see why I would die before seeing my SG get even a scratch on it!
You'll have to post some pics of the paint job dude! ;)

I've got an early 80's American made Fender Strat and it's my true love. Who needs a girlfriend when you've got a guita? Ok, well I've got both but that's besides the fact.



I figure anything anyone wants to get me will do just fine.

I'm not too into strats but hey, as long as you know the guitar is always gonna be your baby you'll be fine.
I have a girlfriend who I adore...I really do...But my guitars will always be my true love.
I spend time and money cleaning them, restringing them, adjusted them and re-adjusting them just to get that perfect tone I love, which is much like sex to me! :D

A new girlfriend would be nice. Just lost the old one.

There's plenty more women out there my friend...You'll find one sooner or later. until then, can I interest you in a guitar?! ;)

And all I really want for Christmas is my girlfriend to be honest...Sounds pussyish I know but that's the short and sharp of it.
She wants to listen and watch me play guitar and I want her to be here with me over Christmas so she can hear and see me playing.

I fucking hate Christmas...Nothing but bad memories and no hopes. :(

I get the love thing a lot! :p
But yeah man, if you ever get the chance to play a Gibson, you'll see why I would die before seeing my SG get even a scratch on it!
You'll have to post some pics of the paint job dude! ;)


Mmmmaybe I will...

Yeah my brother has a '63 Gibson Les Paul. They are very nice and very expensive guitars.

Mmmmaybe I will...

Yeah my brother has a '63 Gibson Les Paul. They are very nice and very expensive guitars.

Your brother has some fucking taste bro!

And a fat wallet by the sound of it! :p

Guitars are always better than women mate...The guitar doesn't get pissed of when you wrap your hand around its neck and they only get better with age! :p

The guitar doesn't get pissed of when you wrap your hand around its neck

My girlfriend likes that too...

Checked behind the sofa?

I'll settle for a gram of Ketamine.

It's not going to happen though :( :(

My Dad is getting me an 8 ball of coke.

All I want for Christmas is a nice girl who isn't hideous. Doodoodo.

And some dumbells.

a pc flight yoke, and prison break season 2 set. And im also giving people presents costing me around 50 quid

People i live with my parents still and they love me

The stories that i hear from some people are tragic

Remeber xmas is for loving and sharing and (drinking)

hapy xmas to all

p.s. actually im gonna celebrate saddam hussains 1st death anniversary on 31 december lol

p.s. actually im gonna celebrate saddam hussains 1st death anniversary on 31 december lol

I'll give you +1000 rep points if you do that in Green Street in the middle of the day mate! :p