So 8 months back i freaked out on a high dose of mushrooms with no trip sitter which involved me stricking my X girlfriend twice and me jumping on a police car......just to become a Felon.

Now lets fast forward. Yesterday i saw this girl for the FIRST TIME since that bad trip. It was so weird seeing her that i couldnt do anything but feel "Trippy" as she broke down crying saying she was glad to see me.

We talked for a long time. She was feeling deppressed because her life apparently has been going "Downhill" since that one night.

After comforting her and HOlding her in my arms (still in shock from seeing her) She eventually made a move and started to kiss me. Everytime i would pull my mouth away.....she would come in closer.

Then this lead to her pants being pulled down and the "Sex" was going to commence. I told her

"NO its weird enough seeing you for the first time"

(She) "Yes....FUCK ME"

something like that.

I grabbed a condom and filled with anxiety and emotions from that night.....but proceeded to start having sex. I caint explain when it hit me but as i was drilling her from behind i noticed that the ONLY reason i was doing this was because i was horney. Not because i was in a Eager state to start all over.


Half way through the sex i stopped. I didnt loose my hard, i didnt cum.....I just stopped and told her i couldnt do this.

THe next 2 hours involved yelling and alot of crying comming at me.

So Totse? Why did this girl freak the fuck out? Im willing to bet im the first guy (In a line of many) to actually stop or refuse to have sex.


What goes through a hot girls mind when you refuse sex?

She thinks:

"Why"?

"What an ass".

"Who stops in the middle of sex"?

"What made him stop"?

"Jerk".

It's not necessarily in that order.

when girls lose their hold on a guy through sex, they usually have a breakdown...it's just their server rebooting.

For some reason...girls freak me the fuck out when I'm on shroom. Especially when they start touching me.

seem like she just want a quick fuck because she's depressed.

...it's just their server rebooting.



ROFL thank you. That cheered me up.

For some reason...girls freak me the fuck out when I'm on shroom. Especially when they start touching me.

I know what you mean. Girls feel evil to me when I'm on mushrooms.

That's not too far from the truth. Women do not like it when they lose the ability to control guys through sex.

I stopped half way through fucking a girl from behind because she farted...Does that count?

That is the greatest analogy I have heard in my entire life.

Thank you.

Please continue with the story....sounds like it could get akward!

Please continue with the story....sounds like it could get akward!

You talked me into it! :D

So there I was...A drunken 18 year old in a house with my best friend and three chicks.
This one chick was coming onto me like no fuckers business and I was denying her time and again.
She was a big, fat bitch with a shitty personality...Just NOTHING going for her!

But then the Vodka started kicking in....

I went to the toilet and she followed...I shut the door in her face and took a piss. Then I went and continued drinking.
Half hour later, same thing. I go for a piss, she follows, I deny, close the door and piss.
When I opened the door she's there...She pushes me back into the bog, closes the door, sits on the toilet, grabs my belt, opens my jeans and proceeds to give me the best head I've ever had!
Fat chicks really do give the best head! :D

So we're there and she wants more...So I lay her on the floor and go down on her.
She's writhing and moaning as I'm licking away...She cums...Then breathily says "Iwant your big cock inside me!"
So I thought "Fuck it, I'm here. Might aswell!"

So I starts fucking her...And she's loving it...I wasn't hating it either.
She says she wants me to do her from behind...So she gets on her hands and knees and I proceed to fuck her whilst slamming my hips into the battleship she calls an arse.

Then it happened...PFFFFT...I'm like "What the fu...." She says "It was a fanny fart. You've made me so wet. Don't stop!" So I keep going.
Five seconds later, PFFFFFFFFFFFT and I felt it. She laughed and I was like "Fuck this!"

Then I went and got more drunk and fell asleep.

Great times...Great times.

You talked me into it! :D

So there I was...A drunken 18 year old in a house with my best friend and three chicks.
This one chick was coming onto me like no fuckers business and I was denying her time and again.
She was a big, fat bitch with a shitty personality...Just NOTHING going for her!

But then the Vodka started kicking in....

I went to the toilet and she followed...I shut the door in her face and took a piss. Then I went and continued drinking.
Half hour later, same thing. I go for a piss, she follows, I deny, close the door and piss.
When I opened the door she's there...She pushes me back into the bog, closes the door, sits on the toilet, grabs my belt, opens my jeans and proceeds to give me the best head I've ever had!
Fat chicks really do give the best head! :D

So we're there and she wants more...So I lay her on the floor and go down on her.
She's writhing and moaning as I'm licking away...She cums...Then breathily says "Iwant your big cock inside me!"
So I thought "Fuck it, I'm here. Might aswell!"

So I starts fucking her...And she's loving it...I wasn't hating it either.
She says she wants me to do her from behind...So she gets on her hands and knees and I proceed to fuck her whilst slamming my hips into the battleship she calls an arse.

Then it happened...PFFFFT...I'm like "What the fu...." She says "It was a fanny fart. You've made me so wet. Don't stop!" So I keep going.
Five seconds later, PFFFFFFFFFFFT and I felt it. She laughed and I was like "Fuck this!"

Then I went and got more drunk and fell asleep.

Great times...Great times.



+1 thx

Well, that just improved the thread tenfold.

Bahaha... awesome..

You talked me into it! :D

So there I was...A drunken 18 year old in a house with my best friend and three chicks.
This one chick was coming onto me like no fuckers business and I was denying her time and again.
She was a big, fat bitch with a shitty personality...Just NOTHING going for her!

But then the Vodka started kicking in....

I went to the toilet and she followed...I shut the door in her face and took a piss. Then I went and continued drinking.
Half hour later, same thing. I go for a piss, she follows, I deny, close the door and piss.
When I opened the door she's there...She pushes me back into the bog, closes the door, sits on the toilet, grabs my belt, opens my jeans and proceeds to give me the best head I've ever had!
Fat chicks really do give the best head! :D

So we're there and she wants more...So I lay her on the floor and go down on her.
She's writhing and moaning as I'm licking away...She cums...Then breathily says "Iwant your big cock inside me!"
So I thought "Fuck it, I'm here. Might aswell!"

So I starts fucking her...And she's loving it...I wasn't hating it either.
She says she wants me to do her from behind...So she gets on her hands and knees and I proceed to fuck her whilst slamming my hips into the battleship she calls an arse.

Then it happened...PFFFFT...I'm like "What the fu...." She says "It was a fanny fart. You've made me so wet. Don't stop!" So I keep going.
Five seconds later, PFFFFFFFFFFFT and I felt it. She laughed and I was like "Fuck this!"

Then I went and got more drunk and fell asleep.

Great times...Great times.

-laugh- I had that happen to me once. During a semi-threesome no less.

I typed up at least 5 paragraphs of story, and then deleted it because I'm drunk and don't see much point.

So we're there and she wants more...So I lay her on the floor and go down on her.
She's writhing and moaning as I'm licking away...She cums...

W T F

you really mustve been TRAAAAASHED!

why would you ever go down on a fat chick...

not that ive ever been with a fat chick, but this is just something i could NEVER bring myself to do....

W T F

you really mustve been TRAAAAASHED!

why would you ever go down on a fat chick...

not that ive ever been with a fat chick, but this is just something i could NEVER bring myself to do....

Buddy, trashed had already been surpassed! :D
I was absolutely fucked up!

Fat chicks need love too mate! ;)

-laugh- I had that happen to me once. During a semi-threesome no less.

I typed up at least 5 paragraphs of story, and then deleted it because I'm drunk and don't see much point.

Hey I posted my nasty story...I wanna read yours!!! :D

I was going down on a girl and stopped because she farted. There was much lolz, and I didn't really care, but I just couldn't bring myself to go back down there.

Bummer.

I don't blame you.

She was probably insulted and felt like she wasn't loved/needed/respected. She probably felt like shit after a guy (who is supposed to always want sex) rejected her. That's a pretty harsh rejection man.

Talk to her about it. Tell her how you felt weird as shit.