So im thinking of buying a fleshlight for travels and when i dont have a girl handy...

But are they really as good as they advertise?
Ie- being the best available male toy?

Im also wondering whether they stretch over time, so maybe i should by a tighter than needed sleeve...

Any advise would be appreciated.

Use your hand, after you blow you won't really care how you jerked it.

No i dont want to use my hand.

You know this may sound weird but i never learnt how to use my hand.
The only time i come is from real sex, anal, vaginal or sometimes oral but even that takes me a long time.
Anal or vaginal doesnt take me long if i fuck hard...

But anyway im after experienced advise on fleshlights as i can afford to buy one,
but first i want advise.

You never learnt to use your hand?

Okay, here's a quick course is masturbation:

1. Grip dick.
2. Move hand up and down, while still retaining grip on dick.

You good now?

Haha nah it goes hard but it takes me hours to come and i ussually get bored by then it goes soft.
It not that im not horny,i get super horny i just dont think my hand feels like a pussy.
My hand gripping my dick just doesnt feel good like a pussy does...

I just ordered a fleshlight..Ill tell you what, if i can come in this thing ill get back to yas and i will be praising fleshlights.

Lul you do it around the head area for christ's sake lul for maximum phun lul.

lawl ya & uze hand loton 2 mayke it ezy! LOLOLOLOL0L0L01!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!shift1!!!!!!!! !!

Watch porn while you do it.

I have actually got one, there a total waste of money, just use your hand.

First off youve got to lube it, then fuck it, then come, then after taht you have to clean it thoroughly which is a pain in the arse, and it doesnt even feel like a pussy, im looking to sell mine if ya want it, hahahahaha, used but like new.

What orifice?

I'd go for "non-descript" personally. You know how I like it.

You could give it to a chick and say "here, put this in you"