I just masturbated for 4 and a half hours in a row, no joke, and didn't cum.
I went to the same sites i do every day, same and different videos/pictures etc.
The scary part is the exact same thing happened last night and my dick is sore and i have a serious case of blueballs.
wtf is wrong with me?

Stop jacking off and don't do it for a few days.

You lack variety.

You need to get a job/life if you dedicate 4.5 hours to just jerking off in front of a screen like. Time better spent getting real girls.

Go to yoga. Get flexible. Practice for 4.5 hours each day until you can reach your dick with your mouth.

Then you will cum.

Your main problem is that you spend that much time doing that. However, there can be other factors, such as depression. Whenever I'm on a lot of opiates I have that problem...so if you've been shooting heroin or are on a pain medication, that could be the root of your problem.

oh
i had my wisdom teeth pulled yesterday i'm on hydrocodone
that's also why i have so much time i've been home all day the last 2 days
i have a job and a life i've never spent so much time on it
what do i do about the bb?
i can't sleep it's seriously painful

oh
i had my wisdom teeth pulled yesterday i'm on hydrocodone
that's also why i have so much time i've been home all day the last 2 days
i have a job and a life i've never spent so much time on it
what do i do about the bb?
i can't sleep it's seriously painful

I can't get a nut out at all on opiates.

No shit you idiot, if you fucking jack off 2-3 times your shooting blanks; who woulda thought? You don't exactly have an all day supply...wait a few days. Besides jacking off that much lowers your libido.

No shit you idiot, if you fucking jack off 2-3 times your shooting blanks; who woulda thought? You don't exactly have an all day supply...wait a few days. Besides jacking off that much lowers your libido.

it's not that much once in a day and not exactly every day
i wasn't shooting blanks i wasn't shooting anything at all
dumbass

libido.

Is it strange of me to think that was a Linux lib? :(

I really doubt it.
Don't even try it (if you haven't already).
Whether you reach it or not you'll only end up disappointed...

Stick a dildo like object or your finger up your ass and stimulate your prostate gland as best you can, that should help you finish off. If it hurts like you say then this is probably your best bet I would say.

http://www.50plushealth.co.uk/media/images/S748_Anti_allergy_steam_vacuum_cleaner_L.jpg

Hey man I'm in Dallas too

Just wondering is that Hydrocodone in syrup form? If so, don't take any more and let's sip this weekend.

But wash your hands first.

nah sorry syrup's gone but i got 3 pills left...

Is it strange of me to think that was a Linux lib? :(

Yes. As long as you have one, you'll never need the other.

I love "There's something wrong with me." threads.

how about you get some fuckin pussy you pansy

Is it strange of me to think that was a Linux lib? :(

hahaha

Kepp your mind in the game.

There's no way you just thought about porn/whatever gets you off for four and a half hours straight. If you let your mind wander you wont be able to get off.

So get new porn and stay focused. You're gonna be just fine kid.

Congratulations, that means you have just advanced to the next level. Try some more hardcore/fucked-up pornography.

How many records do you reckon you'll sell when your second LP lands you directly in jail?