I finally made my boyfriend/ex-boyfriend/asshole/whatever you want to call him cum from getting head! I'm soooo happy right now...

When we first got together, he didn't like getting head, but I convinced him to let me do it anyways. He started to like it, but he could never 'finish' while I was doing it... Sex was the only way he could actually get off.

Well, after about a year, I finally made him cum from giving him head. :D

This is literally the first time he's ever cum from getting head.

good job
did you swallow

inb4fivepages

Yeah if you didn't swallow you didn't do it right. Who wants to deal with the cleanup if you can just give yourself a little slimey snack. Actually now that I think about it, that sounds pretty gross, but you can do it.

Was it an issue of him opening up to it or you being able to give some mind blowing dome?

good job
did you swallow

No... :(

I guess I got him really close, because he stopped me, but I wanted to keep going, so he said "Fine, keep going for a few minutes and I'll tell you when to stop."

I guess he got a little too into it, because he didn't tell me to stop in time... He sat up like halfway, and pulled me up, then laid back down, so I was left kind of on all fours on top of him. Then he started laughing hysterically, and I had no idea what was going on or what he was laughing at. I kept asking him what was so funny, but he just kept laughing. I got pissed that he wouldn't answer me, so I started to get up. Once I got up, he said "Turn on the light," and I saw that he had cum all over himself.

Afterwards, I told him he shouldn't have stopped me, and he said something like "Oh, did you want it to go in your mouth?" He said it sarcastically, but I said "yes," and he said something about it being gross. So I guess that's out of the question, at least for now.

No... :(

I guess I got him really close, because he stopped me, but I wanted to keep going, so he said "Fine, keep going for a few minutes and I'll tell you when to stop."

I guess he got a little too into it, because he didn't tell me to stop in time... He sat up like halfway, and pulled me up, then laid back down, so I was left kind of on all fours on top of him. Then he started laughing hysterically, and I had no idea what was going on or what he was laughing at. I kept asking him what was so funny, but he just kept laughing. I got pissed that he wouldn't answer me, so I started to get up. Once I got up, he said "Turn on the light," and I saw that he had cum all over himself.

Afterwards, I told him he shouldn't have stopped me, and he said something like "Oh, did you want it to go in your mouth?" He said it sarcastically, but I said "yes," and he said something about it being gross. So I guess that's out of the question, at least for now.

He sounds like a weird guy.

I'm not trying to sound cocky, but I think it was me. I've given him head for an hour before, and he didn't even get close. This time, he lasted no more than 15 minutes, and we had sex like 2 hours ago.

When I first started doing it to him (I mean like a year ago), I would use my hand, but he said that it felt weird, so I stopped doing it and would just use my mouth. Today, I decided to use my hand anyways, and after about 5 minutes of me using my hand and mouth together, he came.

He shoots your dog with a paintball gun.

You kick him out.

You take him back.

You give him head.

Right now; your male friend, who bore the brunt of your bitching about your boyfriend, is coming to your house with a hatchet.

Oh well, good job with making him cum I guess.

He sounds like a weird guy.

Yea, he is.

I know, I suck. Literally and figuratively.

If it makes me look any better, I'm not the one who took him back, my mom was.

He shoots your dog with a paintball gun.

You kick him out.

You take him back.

You give him head.This is what I came here to post.

Seriously, wtf?

I know, I suck. Literally and figuratively.

If it makes me look any better, I'm not the one who took him back, my mom was.

Oh well, I've never been in a long term relationship so I guess I cant quite understand it. I just think you seem cool and could do better, especially now that you rule at blowjobs. What the fuck is with your mum though? For fucks sake, try to get her loaded up on meds, or institutionalised or something.

This is what I came here to post.

Seriously, wtf?

I miss the old robinhoody. He would have just made a comment about how I need to do the same to him. Now I feel bad. Thanks for ruining my mood, guys. :(

Oh well, I've never been in a long term relationship so I guess I cant quite understand it. I just think you seem cool and could do better, especially now that you rule at blowjobs. What the fuck is with your mum though? For fucks sake, try to get her loaded up on meds, or institutionalised or something.

I've actually tried before, but she's good at convincing people that she's sane. She actually managed to convince a psychologist that I had mental problems and was depressed and suicidal, even though I only talked to her once. Plus, if I did that, I would have to support myself, which would suck.

I miss the old robinhoody. He would have just made a comment about how I need to do the same to him. Now I feel bad. Thanks for ruining my mood, guys. :(

He's getting emotionally attatched to you.

Robinhoody's got an e-girlfriend, nananananaaanaaa!

You insisted on giving him head and he didn't want it!? wtf!

I wish all my girlfriends were as keen to suck as you are!

Your boy friend is odd

That was when we first got together. I guess the other girls who gave him head sucked (haha, pun) at it, because he said he never enjoyed it or got off from it. If that's true, I can see why he wouldn't like it.

But yea, I do wish he would let me do it more often.

I think I hate girls like you.


No offense.

Why is that?

Now that you've got the basics down, you can move up to practicing your advanced techniques on me.

Haha.

Grats. I've never gotten off from head either.

Mostly because the girls I'm with are always first timers for some reason...

It's a little late, but I appreciate the effort. And after seeing that picture you sent me, I would love to practice on you. ;)

It's a little late, but I appreciate the effort. And after seeing that picture you sent me, I would love to practice on you. ;)Whenever you want, baby.

Whenever you want, baby.

I can't wait to come back to Maryland...

He shot your dog with a gun. In the ass. Repeatedly.

No?

god, women are so fucking stupid.
(atleast the OP)

OMG this whore has made ALL OF TOTSE her shoulder to cry on! She whines about how her boyfriend is a jerk, etc to us, then blows him.

Once.

This. My thoughts exactly.

Don't get me wrong, he's still a jerk, and once school is over, we're going out seperate ways.

But since my mom apparently won't let me forcibly get rid of him, why can't I enjoy my last 2 weeks with him?

Don't get me wrong, he's still a jerk, and once school is over, we're going out seperate ways.

But since my mom apparently won't let me forcibly get rid of him, why can't I enjoy my last 2 weeks with him?

I would enjoy it by doing things like putting pepper spray in his sinus medication/eye drops if he has them. Or shitting in a plastic bag and putting it on his pillow. Stuff like that.

Don't get me wrong, he's still a jerk, and once school is over, we're going out seperate ways.

But since my mom apparently won't let me forcibly get rid of him, why can't I enjoy my last 2 weeks with him?

woman, you're a retard.

you don't like him, yet you want to spend your last 2 weeks with him pleasuring him as much as you can?


like I said, fuck off

But since my mom apparently won't let me forcibly get rid of him, why can't I enjoy my last 2 weeks with him?

Because I command you not to. Plus, I'm much more of a "bad boy with a good heart who will keep me on my toes" than he'll ever be, you should blow me instead. *shoots your dog* *kicks your cat* *takes a dump on your bed* *blows up your car* *dunks your head in a toilet of piss* *ethnically cleanses a balkan town*

woman, you're a retard.

you don't like him, yet you want to spend your last 2 weeks with him pleasuring him as much as you can?


like I said, fuck off

I'm sorry that your dick is so disgusting that no girl would willingly go near it, but some girls actually like giving head.

Because I command you not to. Plus, I'm much more of a "bad boy with a good heart who will keep me on my toes" than he'll ever be, you should blow me instead. *shoots your dog* *kicks your cat* *takes a dump on your bed* *blows up your car* *dunks your head in a toilet of piss* *ethnically cleanses a balkan town*

Right, because it will be soooo easy too hook up with a random guy off of the internet. Much more so than a guy who's living with me.

I'm sorry that your dick is so disgusting that no girl would willingly go near it, but some girls actually like giving head.

it has nothing to do with your joy of giving head.

its you giving head to a guy you don't like, when you come and cry about him here.

then you have a celebration when you can make the guy you don't like cum.

like I said, your logic is retarded.
fuck off

Right, because it will be soooo easy too hook up with a random guy off of the internet. Much more so than a guy who's living with me.

Find a way to make it happen, stupid cunt.

Some might interpret this thread as conclusive proof that "chicks dig assholes...."

Women secretly do. It's fun, a challenge, women have the brains of nigger children. Why the fuck do you think people have been practicing arranged marriages, patriarchy, etc for so long, thousands of years (and some still do)? If women were given as much power in the past as they have today the human species would've been extinct a long time ago.

Women secretly do. It's fun, a challenge, women have the brains of nigger children. Why the fuck do you think people have been practicing arranged marriages, patriarchy, etc for so long, thousands of years (and some still do)? If women were given as much power in the past as they have today the human species would've been extinct a long time ago.
1. What about all of the successful matriarchal societies of the past?

2. Congrats on graduating from Acolyte.

I see a problem here:

Why are you sucking someones cock, if you think they're an asshole?

I sure as hell wouldn't give someone who's an asshole any pleasure.

my whole point to why this girl is retarded/attn whore/lying

I sure as hell wouldn't give someone who's an asshole any pleasure.This does not bode well for my trip to New Zealand...

Congratulations!!!

It is my first inclination to refuse to post in this thread simply due to obvious observation that the OP is either an idiot or a slut.

But I have finally decided to not post here because, based solely on her previous posts, as well as this one, that she is a troll.

I see a problem here:

Why are you sucking someones cock, if you think they're an asshole?

I sure as hell wouldn't give someone's asshole any pleasure.

Edited for my poor reading comprehension skills.

On topic, please never engage in sexual activity out of convenience, as you're demonstrating that it will probably lead to blowing taxi drivers for free transportation. Start making better decisions...

Edited for my poor reading comprehension skills.

On topic, please never engage in sexual activity out of convenience, as you're demonstrating that it will probably lead to blowing taxi drivers for free transportation. Start making better decisions...

Don't tell me how to live my life. And don't assume that just because I have sex with someone who, even though he can be an asshole and pisses me off alot, I care about, that one day I'll end up fucking random guys just because its convenient.

The world needs more girls who want to give head! And you guys are discouraging her!

The first girl I was with really enjoyed giving it, and was really good at it too. Little did I know then how well I had it.......Hindsight and all that.

Don't tell me how to live my life. And don't assume that just because I have sex with someone who, even though he can be an asshole and pisses me off alot, I care about, that one day I'll end up fucking random guys just because its convenient.

well you are sucking him off so he won't shoot your cats/do other horrible things to you/loved ones..

seems you already started.

Don't tell me how to live my life. And don't assume that just because I have sex with someone who, even though he can be an asshole and pisses me off alot, I care about, that one day I'll end up fucking random guys just because its convenient.

But you know I'm right.

Right now; your male friend, who bore the brunt of your bitching about your boyfriend, is coming to your house with a hatchet.

You have no idea what you're talking about. He's at least got a chainsaw or RPG.

Seriously, I came in expecting you to tell us you got rid of your boyfriend, but instead you gave him head. Good going, skank.

Wow.

Well, I'll say that he seems like a bad person, but he's winning at life here.

You, on the other hand....

Yea, he is.

Be funny if this sweet guy who treats you so good & who you are planning to dump just before Xmas? If 5 years from now you're together, plus a kid.

Once.

Beg him. Make him. Shoot it! Again & again!

he's still excited from the paintball action earlier.

But you know I'm right.

How come mods are allowed to have 2 accounts, but nobody else is?

You have no idea what you're talking about. He's at least got a chainsaw or RPG.

No, he's snapped good and proper, he's going to enjoy this.

A hatchet, some rubber piping for tourniquets, and some fibreglass wool.

I have a fucked up imagination, and know just how much it sucks to become someones emotional tampon, so much time and empathy I will never get back.

A hatchet, some rubber piping for tourniquets, and some fibreglass wool.


Ha. Reminds me of Sin City. Can't wait for the sequels.

Summary of thread: OP is a whore, blowing every guy who comes to her house.

Be funny if this sweet guy who treats you so good & who you are planning to dump just before Xmas? If 5 years from now you're together, plus a kid.

That's definitely not going to happen. We're breaking up as soon as he goes home, which will be as soon as he gets done with his finals.

That's definitely not going to happen. We're breaking up as soon as he goes home, which will be as soon as he gets done with his finals.

Care to place some money on that?

Ha. Reminds me of Sin City. Can't wait for the sequels.

There will be sequals?!?!
Awsome.

This thread gave me hemmrhoids.

Care to place some money on that?

How much?

This thread gave me hemmrhoids.Xiao, baby, you're Caucasian, right?

Xiao, baby, you're Caucasian, right?

Are you fucking serious?

I don't give a shit what any of you say......OP is gonna make SOME guy a very happy camper some day.

PLUS MUTHA FUCKIN TEN THOUSAND 10000+! xilikeeggs!!!!!!

There will be sequals?!?!
Awsome.

Just rumors, I seriously doubt they will make a sequel.

I thought they were in production?

Just rumors, I seriously doubt they will make a sequel.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0458481/

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0458482/

It's been confirmed ever since Johnny Depp was cast as Wallace.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0458481/

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0458482/

It's been confirmed ever since Johnny Depp was cast as Wallace.

Hmm, doesnt look like Tarintino is in on it anymore though. Still should be good.

Hmm, doesnt look like Tarintino is in on it anymore though. Still should be good.

He didn't do much in the first one. Trust me on that.

Are you fucking serious?

No, I know she's white.

I didn't put her on my list of Totseans I would fuck, and WAN called me a racist. Because WAN is retarded.

So I'm harvesting self-lulz.http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0458481/

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0458482/

It's been confirmed ever since Johnny Depp was cast as Wallace.

Why does that say SC2 comes out in 2009, but SC3 comes out in 2008?

No, I know she's white.

I didn't put her on my list of Totseans I would fuck, and WAN called me a racist. Because WAN is retarded.

So I'm harvesting self-lulz.

Why does that say SC2 comes out in 2009, but SC3 comes out in 2008?

Because SC3 will be so badass it can travel through time.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0458481/

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0458482/

It's been confirmed ever since Johnny Depp was cast as Wallace.

I'm very happy that I was wrong. I'm totally psyched for this, loved the first one.

xilkgasgsadgsa (I forget what you rname actually is) I would like to say a couple of things.

1. I would be a very happy man if a girl would actually take the time to learn to make me come from head (I never have before). And the fact you're happy and excited about is is totally awesome.

2. You're going down a bad path by doing this to a guy you hate. Your logic makes no sense.

This one.

It's that you seem so proud of it with someone that you apparently don't like and consider a jackass that bothers me about it.

He = Bad Boy

Her = Girl :)

Sum = Need I say more? :)

I see a problem here:

Why are you sucking someones cock, if you think they're an asshole?
Seriously, I came in expecting you to tell us you got rid of your boyfriend, but instead you gave him head.

eggs, you make me sad.

It should really tell you a lot when you go to a group of mostly immature kids who look down goatse's ass and see meatspins and 2girls1cup-type stuff all day... and you tell them how good you're getting at blowjobs on this guy, and that they find truly offensive.

Maybe she's using him? She enjoys giving her skullcase away, & this guy is convenient?

Now how would you feel if it was a guy doing that to a girl he disliked? :) "I'm just using her for sex" would go over so well.

Either she's a tool or she's a tool-user, & either way she loses. Gg, xililhgakr0, gg.

She is happy about it, he is happy about it - what the fuck is your problem people?

We are the lolerpoluza seekers. If she will continue to post the lovely & funny soap opera of her life? Would you deny us our right of mockery, disdain & laughter as our just reward for reading such tripe?

Are you making her post this? What so you can laugh at her being relentlessly joked upon, are you getting your jollies seeing her humiliated!? You sir, are a cad & a bounder! Have you no Shame, sir!!!?

We are the lolerpoluza seekers. If she will continue to post the lovely & funny soap opera of her life? Would you deny us our right of mockery, disdain & laughter as our just reward for reading such tripe?

Are you making her post this? What so you can laugh at her being relentlessly joked upon, are you getting your jollies seeing her humiliated!? You sir, are a cad & a bounder! Have you no Shame, sir!!!?

Sir,

With the entrance registration to our fabulous Temple being hasty closed, I could only wish to keep the jolly ladies and gentlemen that we have here writing their exquisite passages.

Having this idea in mind, I, sir, am convinced that, while not denying ourselves a jolly good laugh, we should endeavour to support our valiant and nonchalant regulars by every mean possible.

But I will say no more on this endless theme; my paper is full, and my ink ebbing - good afternoon!

Ever etc.

Agent 008

I don't see anything wrong with her using this guy (who's an asshole) for her own pleasure while he's still there. If it were a guy who said he was fucking his gal who's a bitch, you'd egg him on.

She likes giving head. He (for whatever reason) doesn't seem to like receiving it. Who does it look like is coming out on top?

hey wanna suck my dick?

He shoots your dog with a paintball gun.

You kick him out.

You take him back.

You give him head.

Right now; your male friend, who bore the brunt of your bitching about your boyfriend, is coming to your house with a hatchet.



Heh. wait, what?


Modzilla, Xilikeeggs0 your female friend you've been posting about alot lately?

At least someone isn't flaming me and can see where I'm coming from...

edit: Oh, and Agent 008 seems to as well, I think.

At least someone isn't flaming me and can see where I'm coming from...

edit: Oh, and Agent 008 seems to as well, I think.

I can't see where you're coming from.

Giving a guy $2000 and giving him head isn't really "using" him. Hell, it's boarderline prostitution on his part, except he's not doing any work in the sack.

She gave him $2000?

Xilikeeggs0, what will you do if he never gives you back the money you've lent him?
Are you going to cut your losses and move on or persecute him painfully untill he gives it back?

I once loaned a friend $200.

He didn't pay me back.:(

She gave him $2000?

She did.

Xilikeeggs0, what will you do if he never gives you back the money you've lent him?
Are you going to cut your losses and move on or persecute him painfully untill he gives it back?

From what I hear, he's a big dumb Army jock. It's gonna be hard for a little girl to persecute him, unless she "blowjobs him to death".

HAHAHAHA

She gave an ARMY guy $2000? Now there's a good investment....

The guy who didn't pay me back was in the army.:(

Did you try sucking the money out of him the Lt. Eggy does? :p

"Pay me back or I'll suck out all your precious bodily fluids!"

"No! Noooo!!!! I'll pay. Please stop!"

Don't turn this into an Army vs. Air Force pissing contest.

Don't turn this into an Army vs. Air Force pissing contest.

No! Let's see this turn into a no holds barred inter-service Battle Royal, all across the US. Very entertaining!

I don't think it will be a problem, but if it is, I'll of course try to work it out with him first. If he refuses, I'll go to our ROTC instructor. If he can't do anything, I'll try to get enough balls to go to the colonel. I probably won't, so then I would just end up taking him to court or something.

From what I hear, he's a big dumb Army jock. It's gonna be hard for a little girl to persecute him, unless she "blowjobs him to death".

Not really. He has the highest grades out of our class, although that's not really saying much... And he's definitely not a jock. He passes his PT tests, but that's about it.

No! Let's see this turn into a no holds barred inter-service Battle Royal, all across the US. Very entertaining!

In that case fuck all you Air Force and Navy fags.

You've got to admit that the various US Forces are well trained & equipped. The supply lines are very short in the continental states. The TV/Web coverage can't be beat.

Altogether a formula for a multimedia extravaganza beyond all compare! Talk about Reality TV... :)

Props girl. Congratulations on your skills. Fuck the other bullshit.

Thanks.

You're an odd one eggs.

You're an odd one eggs.

I know.

I don't think it will be a problem, but if it is, I'll of course try to work it out with him first. If he refuses, I'll go to our ROTC instructor. If he can't do anything, I'll try to get enough balls to go to the colonel. I probably won't, so then I would just end up taking him to court or something.

Do you have some sort of contract with him?

Do you have some sort of contract with him?

No, but he's not the kind of guy who would try to lie and say that he didn't owe me money. If somebody asked him, he would admit to it, and admit to not paying me back.

-10 respect
Its a shame that someone will always deny they're being used when other people tell them, and you'll just have to figure it out for yourself.

Also, why the hell are you posting on totse when you have a 20 page paper due tomorrow?

Because my brain refuses to function anymore. I just got another final that's due a week from today that has to be between 5 and 6 pages, single spaced. Fuck.

Because my brain refuses to function anymore. I just got another final that's due a week from today that has to be between 5 and 6 pages, single spaced. Fuck.

thankfully all my papers were due yesterday, so I'm in the clear til wednesday when the actual tests are.

thankfully all my papers were due yesterday, so I'm in the clear til wednesday when the actual tests are.

Fuck you.

I am seriously at the point where I can't even understand what I read anymore... I'll read a sentance, and by the time I get to the end of it, I have no idea what the fuck I just read.

Fuck you.

I am seriously at the point where I can't even understand what I read anymore... I'll read a sentance, and by the time I get to the end of it, I have no idea what the fuck I just read.

wait...what was your paper on again? Cause if its anything to do with poli sci...well i might be able to assist you with that.

wait...what was your paper on again? Cause if its anything to do with poli sci...well i might be able to assist you with that.

Well, I'm almost done with question 2, but I forgot to email it to myself, so I can't do it until I get home.

I'm almost done with question 3 as well, but I can't think anymore.

Question 4 is "Describe the global impact of European expansion and colonialization from 1400 to 1650."

For the final that I got today, the questions are:

1) Imagine that Andrew Jackson and Thomas Jefferson came back to life and were engaged in a discussion about American foreign policy from 1945 to the present. How would they agree and disagree about our foreign policy in that period?
2) What were the two greatest successes in American foreign policy and why were they the two greatest successes?
3) What were the two greatest failures in American foreign policy and why were they the two greatest failures?
4) Write a synopsis on Robert Kagan's Of Paradise and Power.

Well, I'm almost done with question 2, but I forgot to email it to myself, so I can't do it until I get home.

I'm almost done with question 3 as well, but I can't think anymore.

Question 4 is "Describe the global impact of European expansion and colonialization from 1400 to 1650."

For the final that I got today, the questions are:

1) Imagine that Andrew Jackson and Thomas Jefferson came back to life and were engaged in a discussion about American foreign policy from 1945 to the present. How would they agree and disagree about our foreign policy in that period?
2) What were the two greatest successes in American foreign policy and why were they the two greatest successes?
3) What were the two greatest failures in American foreign policy and why were they the two greatest failures?
4) Write a synopsis on Robert Kagan's Of Paradise and Power.

Holy god. I pity you, my int'l politics classes don't even come close to sucking that much ass.
Usually with papers on foreign policy its pretty easy to just keep writing and writing about it...but somehow your professor has succeeded in making the subject as uninteresting as possible.

Holy god. I pity you, my int'l politics classes don't even come close to sucking that much ass.
Usually with papers on foreign policy its pretty easy to just keep writing and writing about it...but somehow your professor has succeeded in making the subject as uninteresting as possible.

Yea, my life will officially suck until next Thursday.

Yea, my life will officially suck until next Thursday.

Damn you. I don't get to fly home til friday.

Damn you. I don't get to fly home til friday.

You could have it worse. You could have to live with my mom.

You could have it worse. You could have to live with my mom.

From what I hear this is true. I would probably hate my parents a lot more than I currently do if they weren't paying for my college and I didn't see them so little. Fuck, my dad's gonna be on a "business trip" to monterrey for the first week of my winter break, which'll prolly consist of him playing golf.

No... :(

I guess I got him really close, because he stopped me, but I wanted to keep going, so he said "Fine, keep going for a few minutes and I'll tell you when to stop."

I guess he got a little too into it, because he didn't tell me to stop in time... He sat up like halfway, and pulled me up, then laid back down, so I was left kind of on all fours on top of him. Then he started laughing hysterically, and I had no idea what was going on or what he was laughing at. I kept asking him what was so funny, but he just kept laughing. I got pissed that he wouldn't answer me, so I started to get up. Once I got up, he said "Turn on the light," and I saw that he had cum all over himself.

Afterwards, I told him he shouldn't have stopped me, and he said something like "Oh, did you want it to go in your mouth?" He said it sarcastically, but I said "yes," and he said something about it being gross. So I guess that's out of the question, at least for now.

Your a troll and your "boyfriend" is a fag, kill yourself :o

From what I hear this is true. I would probably hate my parents a lot more than I currently do if they weren't paying for my college and I didn't see them so little. Fuck, my dad's gonna be on a "business trip" to monterrey for the first week of my winter break, which'll prolly consist of him playing golf.

Fuck, I wish my mom would have let me come down here by myself and not been such a fucking stalker. September birthdays ftl. :(

Fuck, I wish my mom would have let me come down here by myself and not been such a fucking stalker. September birthdays ftl. :(

wait...she moved to the same place you're going to college? WTF

wait...she moved to the same place you're going to college? WTF

Yea, she followed me from Maryland to Texas. Fucking psycho ass stalker bitch. :(

Yea, she followed me from Maryland to Texas. Fucking psycho ass stalker bitch. :(

wow...shit thats some separation anxiety for you. Dare I ask why you moved to texas to go to school?
Also if its an in-state school part of her reasoning could be a tuition break. My parents are solving that little problem by buying me a house here next year and charging roommates rent to cover the expenses, you should suggest something similar.

wow...shit thats some separation anxiety for you. Dare I ask why you moved to texas to go to school?
Also if its an in-state school part of her reasoning could be a tuition break. My parents are solving that little problem by buying me a house here next year and charging roommates rent to cover the expenses, you should suggest something similar.

I was trying to get away from her, and Texas is fairly cheap, so I figured I could get an apartment or something. I just didn't know that it's pretty much impossible to get a job here.

I go to a private school, so the tuition thing isn't an issue. She claims that next year, she's going to sell the house we live in right now and buy two smaller houses, one for me and one for her, but I'll believe it when I see it. She probably won't even be able to sell the house even if she tries.

Oh, but she did tell me that she would pay for me to move on campus if I wanted to. All I had to do was let her rent out my bedroom and bathroom, move my queen sized bed and all of my stuff into her bedroom, and sleep in her room with her during Christmas, Thanksgiving, Spring break, and the summer. FUCK THAT.

I was trying to get away from her, and Texas is fairly cheap, so I figured I could get an apartment or something. I just didn't know that it's pretty much impossible to get a job here.

I go to a private school, so the tuition thing isn't an issue. She claims that next year, she's going to sell the house we live in right now and buy two smaller houses, one for me and one for her, but I'll believe it when I see it. She probably won't even be able to sell the house even if she tries.

Oh, but she did tell me that she would pay for me to move on campus if I wanted to. All I had to do was let her rent out my bedroom and bathroom, move my queen sized bed and all of my stuff into her bedroom, and sleep in her room with her during Christmas, Thanksgiving, Spring break, and the summer. FUCK THAT.
Solution: sleep on couch during holidays. Actually, never mind. You really don't want to live on campus as a sophomore.
But you might not be outa luck, the housing market in college towns never dries up, making it a pretty solid investment.

Solution: sleep on couch during holidays. Actually, never mind. You really don't want to live on campus as a sophomore.
But you might not be outa luck, the housing market in college towns never dries up, making it a pretty solid investment.

Yea, but I still need some privacy. Where am I supposed to have sex/masturbate if I'm sleeping in my mom's room or on the couch?

I don't live in a college town, I live in a major city that happens to have a few colleges in it. And my house is 10 miles from my school, so renting to college kids is out of the question. There's actually not much near my house, except for a high school that's about to close down, and a military base.

Yea, but I still need some privacy. Where am I supposed to have sex/masturbate if I'm sleeping in my mom's room or on the couch?

I don't live in a college town, I live in a major city that happens to have a few colleges in it. And my house is 10 miles from my school, so renting to college kids is out of the question. There's actually not much near my house, except for a high school that's about to close down, and a military base.

masturbate/fuck in the shower. I have roommates, so I'm forced to bring girls in there like half the time.

But sounds like what you need to do is transfer once more, maybe a couple hours away, and get an appartment there. Then you can properly tell your mom to take a hike, or at least back off a bit.

Trust me though, after three months of not seeing your parents you might start to miss them.

Pffffffffffffffff..........HAHAHAHAAHAH! Wow..........

No... :(

I guess I got him really close, because he stopped me, but I wanted to keep going, so he said "Fine, keep going for a few minutes and I'll tell you when to stop."

I guess he got a little too into it, because he didn't tell me to stop in time... He sat up like halfway, and pulled me up, then laid back down, so I was left kind of on all fours on top of him. Then he started laughing hysterically, and I had no idea what was going on or what he was laughing at. I kept asking him what was so funny, but he just kept laughing. I got pissed that he wouldn't answer me, so I started to get up. Once I got up, he said "Turn on the light," and I saw that he had cum all over himself.

Afterwards, I told him he shouldn't have stopped me, and he said something like "Oh, did you want it to go in your mouth?" He said it sarcastically, but I said "yes," and he said something about it being gross. So I guess that's out of the question, at least for now.

Lol, you can't write this shit....it's like out of a hand drawn book for retards.

Pffffffffffffffff..........HAHAHAHAAHAH! Wow..........



Lol, you can't write this shit....it's like out of a hand drawn book for retards.

shut up fatass

In that case fuck all you Air Force and Navy fags.

Every educated person knows that Marines kick more ass per capita than any other branch, end of story.

Also, the OP is a total whore that wont see a dime of her money back. No contract means no court will do a damn thing. She is also the reason why I rarely condemn men cheating on their girlfriends.

No contract means no court will do a damn thing.

Judge Judy might.

Also, the OP is a total whore that wont see a dime of her money back. No contract means no court will do a damn thing. She is also the reason why I rarely condemn men cheating on their girlfriends.

Right, I'm a whore who's had sex with 2 guys in my entire life...

Every educated person knows that Marines kick more ass per capita than any other branch, end of story.

Also, the OP is a total whore that wont see a dime of her money back. No contract means no court will do a damn thing. She is also the reason why I rarely condemn men cheating on their girlfriends.

It's a toss up between Army and Marines, but they really need to stop hating on each other and focus their hate on the pussies of the Navy and AF.

It's a toss up between Army and Marines, but they really need to stop hating on each other and focus their hate on the pussies of the Navy and AF.

Navy and Air force are the ones that deploy the nukes.
therefore, they win.

Navy and Air force are the ones that deploy the nukes.
therefore, they win.

Are you some sort of idjit?

shut up fatass

Lol, didn't know retards were so touchy.

Lol, didn't know retards were so touchy.

how you gonna talk when you're shutting up?

How come mods are allowed to have 2 accounts, but nobody else is?

As far as I know I have one account?


And yet, you continue to avoid the question/truth.

Right, I'm a whore who's had sex with 2 guys in my entire life...
It doesn't matter how many people you've slept with.

Fuck guys leave her alone. No one outside of a relationship can see into it. What two people share is theirs and theirs alone. We can read all her posts but we wont have the faintest idea of what they experience. Fact is that he probably has a nice side, but doesn't feel the need to bitch about his nice side to us. So all we know about is his bad side. Fuck. Bunch of queerbaits.

It doesn't matter how many people you've slept with.

Your HUSBAND cheated on you and you took him back! Then you have sex with him regularly and even indulge in anal sex with him. This is a man who made a vow to you and broke it.

Okay so....you're calling that girl a whore for sucking her boyfriend's dick after he was an ass and shot her dog with a paintgun.

So that makes you a filthy cum guzzling anal-wench, you dirty dirty whore. Fuck you and your shitty double standards "It doesn't matter how many people you've slept with" implying that she's a whore after being with two guys. ARG. Skank. Fuck you. Keep an eye on your husband... I can see why he cheated. You're bat-shit crazy.

You know in the past, Arquin, I have suspected that you posessed little to no reading comprehension skills. I now know my suspicians were correct.

oh my god.


listen, eggy, you gotta stop with this shit, you say you live on your own, good for you.
why dont, you start acting like it.

your MOM is MAKING you date a guy or some shit like that???

who the fuck allows that to happen?

you are a pushover who instead of doing anything about her situation complains about it and tries to justify it as penitance.


fucking fool.

Nice dodge, but arquin is totally correct; you're a dirty whore.

I'm not going to congratulate the OP for this thread, but I've seen her post elsewhere and I know she's a smart one.

At least I'm not illiterate like you apparently are... I never said that I live on my own. Even in this thread, I've stated multiple times that I live with my mom.

I also never said that she is making me date him. I threw him out, and she let him back in. What happened after that was between me and him, and had nothing to do with my mother.

Once again, reading comprehension ftw.

Your HUSBAND cheated on you and you took him back! Then you have sex with him regularly and even indulge in anal sex with him. This is a man who made a vow to you and broke it.

Okay so....you're calling that girl a whore for sucking her boyfriend's dick after he was an ass and shot her dog with a paintgun.

So that makes you a filthy cum guzzling anal-wench, you dirty dirty whore. Fuck you and your shitty double standards "It doesn't matter how many people you've slept with" implying that she's a whore after being with two guys. ARG. Skank. Fuck you. Keep an eye on your husband... I can see why he cheated. You're bat-shit crazy.

Wait, he cheated on her?! All the talk about how much they're in love and they enjoy each other's company and would never leave each other, and he fucking cheated on her?!

Xiao Mei, I used to respect you a lot, and don't take this the wrong way, but between this and the marriage thread, I have come to the conclusion that you are a complete and utter idiot.

He cheated on me 8 years ago and we separated for six months. We went to marraige counseling and worked things out and I'm glad we did. People make mistakes and I felt he deserved another chance.

And I wasn't calling you a whore, BTW, I was saying the number of people you've slept with is irrelevant. I'm only stating this because I suspect you may suffer from arquin's problem.

At least I'm not illiterate like you apparently are... I never said that I live on my own. Even in this thread, I've stated multiple times that I live with my mom.

I also never said that she is making me date him. I threw him out, and she let him back in. What happened after that was between me and him, and had nothing to do with my mother.

Once again, reading comprehension ftw.

well, that's not what one of your other threads said..at least to my knowledge.

something about either living on campus or sleeping in the same room as your mom?

anyway, maybe instead of constantly trying to JUSTIFY your actions, you should try and fix all the fucked up shit you have going on.

your boyfriend shoots your dog, you shoot him.
he wont "work"(fuck seriosuly what kind of an ass complains about having to sex) then dont fuck him, fuck everyone else.
your mom is crazy, MOVE THE FUCK OUT! get on welfare or start sucking cocks for $10 bucks a pop (your going rate apparantly)

just stop, (as another user stated) using totse as the shoulder to bitch on.

well, that's not what one of your other threads said..at least to my knowledge.

something about either living on campus or sleeping in the same room as your mom?


Read better. She lives with her mom, and she doesn't want to move on campus because then her mom would rent her room out, move her bed into the master bedroom, and make them sleep together.

listen, eggy, you gotta stop with this shit, you say you live on your own, good for you.
why dont, you start acting like it.

your MOM is MAKING you date a guy or some shit like that???

who the fuck allows that to happen?

you are a pushover who instead of doing anything about her situation complains about it and tries to justify it as penitance.


I really doubt her mother is making her do anything, women just have a habit of blaming other people for the stupid things they do. In fact women are always the first ones to do the opposite of what their parents tell them to do!


He cheated on me 8 years ago and we separated for six months. We went to marraige counseling and worked things out and I'm glad we did. People make mistakes and I felt he deserved another chance.

And I wasn't calling you a whore, BTW, I was saying the number of people you've slept with is irrelevant. I'm only stating this because I suspect you may suffer from arquin's problem.

Translation: "I feared I couldn't do any better than him, he was a big dumb army jerk with bulging muscles and he totally dominated me in bed! "

I really doubt her mother is making her do anything,
"

well i'm sure her mothers not putting a gun to her head saying "OMG lyk you have to date this guy/marry an iranian"

Read better. She lives with her mom, and she doesn't want to move on campus because then her mom would rent her room out, move her bed into the master bedroom, and make them sleep together.

ah ok...i thought it was something like that, I just skimmed the thread.

My husband is no army jock.

Yeah, he's an Air Force pussy.

Sorry, I had to. I'm not hating, it was just too easy.

I really doubt her mother is making her do anything, women just have a habit of blaming other people for the stupid things they do. In fact women are always the first ones to do the opposite of what their parents tell them to do!


I also never said that she is making me date him. I threw him out, and she let him back in. What happened after that was between me and him, and had nothing to do with my mother.

stop justifying your actions...you have a problem.


how are you going to fix it?

sounds like your mom is getting a little action from the guy too.

letting him back in after you (the one whos in a relationship with him) threw him out?

retardation/open legs (mouth) runs in the family (through the mother) I guess.

stop justifying your actions...you have a problem.


how are you going to fix it?

So, you bitch because you think I'm blaming my "problems" on everyone else, and now you're telling me to stop justifying them? Shut the fuck up.

If you want answers to your retarded questions, try actually reading the thread.

So, bitch because you think I'm blaming my "problems" on everyone else, and now you're telling me to stop justifying them? Shut the fuck up.

If you want answers to your retarded questions, try actually reading the thread.

he's telling you to stop blaming your problems on everyone else (thus justifying them)

l2read, retard.

he's telling you to stop blaming your problems on everyone else (thus justifying them)

l2read, retard.

Lol, here is a cold plate of ownage. Too bad it isn't semen, because then she would be gobbling it up!

Lol, here is a cold plate of ownage. Too bad it isn't semen, because then she would be gobbling it up!
I dunno, is trogdor enough of an asshole to blow yet?

This thread is full of fail, unfunny and bitching at each other for no reason in non-amusing ways.

I, therefore, announce this thread to be anti-lulz, and suggest that we get rid of it as soon as possible.

No... :(

I guess I got him really close, because he stopped me, but I wanted to keep going, so he said "Fine, keep going for a few minutes and I'll tell you when to stop."

I guess he got a little too into it, because he didn't tell me to stop in time... He sat up like halfway, and pulled me up, then laid back down, so I was left kind of on all fours on top of him. Then he started laughing hysterically, and I had no idea what was going on or what he was laughing at. I kept asking him what was so funny, but he just kept laughing. I got pissed that he wouldn't answer me, so I started to get up. Once I got up, he said "Turn on the light," and I saw that he had cum all over himself.

Afterwards, I told him he shouldn't have stopped me, and he said something like "Oh, did you want it to go in your mouth?" He said it sarcastically, but I said "yes," and he said something about it being gross. So I guess that's out of the question, at least for now.

I can be your fallback guy if you ever need cum in your mouth and your dude wont do it.

he's telling you to stop blaming your problems on everyone else (thus justifying them)

l2read, retard.

thnx.

Lol, here is a cold plate of ownage. Too bad it isn't semen, because then she would be gobbling it up!

You are so bad, CarbonB!:P

To everyone kissing OP's ass: fuck you, if you could speak your mind you'd say the obvious truth, which is that she is a whore. Instead, you have delusions of her paying for a ticket to where you stay, coming and giving you road head on the way to mcdonalds every day.

You're sucking your ex's dick OP, that's in no way a respectable/bragging rights sort of thing. I said I hate girls like you because you either really, really love dick, or you are a doormat, or an attention whore.. wait, all 3.

You sound like some sort of undignified slut on this thread, and it grosses me out to think of you sucking some stubby dick with thick pubes on it, then running to totse bragging, then getting slapped in the face by the guy, kicked in the nose, then fucked.

Idiot.

(nothing personal)

I don't know, I can't hate a girl for loving dick. Should I be hated for loving pussy?

I think the blatant reasons for her being retarded are enough to condemn her.

I'm not the one who took him back, my mom was.

You gave him head for your mom?

You gave him head for your mom?

Your gave your mom head?

Brokentelephone-ho!

Here, listen. She is happy with what she's doing, her man is happy with what she's doing, they're not hurting anyone else.
I can understand giving some advice and perspective; but labelling someone an "undignified slut" for not conforming to whatever norms you think are appropriate is just bullshit.

Another ^^^ poorly trained agent...

You are a complete idiot. The reason I gave kudos to the OP....is because she DOES deserve props, and eventually she'll settle down with the right guy that will appreciate her skills.

Truth be told, the ones so vehemently flaming her are the ones that have the issues. The females flaming her.....well, they are females....that is what they do in their catty immaturity, beat up and gossip each other. No surprise there. Add to the fact the most vocal females flaming her are also some of the most psycho in S & A......its them just ranting because they are having to face their own inadequacies and inability to REALLY please their men.

The guys? Meh, they are just jealous. Because most of the blokes that flamed her haven't had that many women, and have never encountered a chick that would *Gasp* actually ENJOY sucking their cocks. Nope, for them its the constant quest of begging, pleading, bribing to feel their woman's mouth on their cock....and even then its profound reluctance. And when it comes to semen their women treat it like some crippling toxin avoiding any contact whatsoever.....rather than the love nectar that it is.

If any of these males (I won't use the term "men" because clearly they are just butthurt little boys) flaming her actually experienced a woman that had the interest and eagerness of the OP in regard to giving head.....they wouldn't shut up about it for years. And if by chance they actually woke up with a gal like this that wasn't just a one night stand that they could actually call "their own".....then more than likely these boys would be rushing to a jewelry store with much haste.....hoping and praying to god such a woman would be stupid enough to marry them.

ilikeeggs......I change my previous + for you than I originally estimated in this thread......

PLUS TEN FUCKIN MILLION 10000000+! for exposing so many catty, jealous fools on one thread.......just by giving a decent blowjob to a guy you have a history with.

ROFLMFAO @ the whole lot of you hating on her with such intensity. You all need to get a life, because the fact you are putting this much energy into flaming her speaks volumes at how truly unsatisified you are with your own existence.

You are a complete idiot. The reason I gave kudos to the OP....is because she DOES deserve props, and eventually she'll settle down with the right guy that will appreciate her skills.

Truth be told, the ones so vehemently flaming her are the ones that have the issues. The females flaming her.....well, they are females....that is what they do in their catty immaturity, beat up and gossip each other. No surprise there. Add to the fact the most vocal females flaming her are also some of the most psycho in S & A......its them just ranting because they are having to face their own inadequacies and inability to REALLY please their men.

The guys? Meh, they are just jealous. Because most of the blokes that flamed her haven't had that many women, and have never encountered a chick that would *Gasp* actually ENJOY sucking their cocks. Nope, for them its the constant quest of begging, pleading, bribing to feel their woman's mouth on their cock....and even then its profound reluctance. And when it comes to semen their women treat it like some crippling toxin avoiding any contact whatsoever.....rather than the love nectar that it is.

If any of these males (I won't use the term "men" because clearly they are just butthurt little boys) flaming her actually experienced a woman that had the interest and eagerness of the OP in regard to giving head.....they wouldn't shut up about it for years. And if by chance they actually woke up with a gal like this that wasn't just a one night stand that they could actually call "their own".....then more than likely these boys would be rushing to a jewelry store with much haste.....hoping and praying to god such a woman would be stupid enough to marry them.

ilikeeggs......I change my previous + for you than I originally estimated in this thread......

PLUS TEN FUCKIN MILLION 10000000+! for exposing so many catty, jealous fools on one thread.......just by giving a decent blowjob to a guy you have a history with.

ROFLMFAO @ the whole lot of you hating on her with such intensity. You all need to get a life, because the fact you are putting this much energy into flaming her speaks volumes at how truly unsatisified you are with your own existence.

That is the most idiotic thing I have ever read.

If we were talking about a normal couple, I'd say fine, she enjoys polishing the pole, that's wonderful. But we're talking about a guy who shot her dog, took 2000 from her, and from what we hear is generally scum.

And she's using totse as her emotional tampon than coming in here telling us how much she wants his cock.

We don't want to deal with this bullshit drama, so we're saying a very clear: fuck off and die.

I've had many girls who have enjoyed sucking my cock and I have yet to make my way to a jewelry store.

There's a good 3 billion women who are just as cock-hungry as the OP, don't shit yourself. Hell, that's not even counting the 10% or so gay guys who'd gladly suck some dick.

It's you who comes off stupid for assuming we hold the OP is some high regard because she likes to suck dick. Maybe your wife doesn't want to, but mine will, or I'll get me a new one. Believe me man, women enjoy sucking the cock as much as we like getting it polished.

....

umm what?

I post in this, because I'm bored. not because I'm "jealous" that I can't get head from a texan.

i post in this thread, because I have fun with it.

the OP STILL hasn't said anything about how she's going to fix her problems,she is just going on continuing to say I am right and they are wrong here is why, yet she never asks herself "what am I doing wrong?"
The people that hate her all do with a reason. In different threads she will talk about her boyfriend and how he is so mean and everyone will feel bad for her, but then she'll post a thread a bout how she can suck cocks really good and expect people to cheer.

gosh.

Yes. Before she can truly be rated "#1 Hot Cock Sucka" she should suck at least three other poster's cocks & be properly rated. Self-rating or being rated by a dog-shooter is no proper poll of smoking of the pole quality.

Rashly trying to suck her 2 Grand back out of him via his cock? A Jill Move, my good man, a Jill Move!

That is the most idiotic thing I have ever read.

If we were talking about a normal couple, I'd say fine, she enjoys polishing the pole, that's wonderful. But we're talking about a guy who shot her dog, took 2000 from her, and from what we hear is generally scum.

And she's using totse as her emotional tampon than coming in here telling us how much she wants his cock.

We don't want to deal with this bullshit drama, so we're saying a very clear: fuck off and die.

I've had many girls who have enjoyed sucking my cock and I have yet to make my way to a jewelry store.

There's a good 3 billion women who are just as cock-hungry as the OP, don't shit yourself. Hell, that's not even counting the 10% or so gay guys who'd gladly suck some dick.

It's you who comes off stupid for assuming we hold the OP is some high regard because she likes to suck dick. Maybe your wife doesn't want to, but mine will, or I'll get me a new one. Believe me man, women enjoy sucking the cock as much as we like getting it polished.


Ryko, I hurt my belly reading your post and witnessing the profound irony inside it. If there is ANYONE in all of Totse that uses S & A as an emotional tampon.....its YOU.

ROFLMFAO @ the pot calling the kettle back. No go run back to your MySpace or flavor of the month self-help books, and come back to us discussing how great your "game" is.

umm what?

I post in this, because I'm bored. not because I'm "jealous" that I can't get head from a texan.

i post in this thread, because I have fun with it.

the OP STILL hasn't said anything about how she's going to fix her problems,she is just going on continuing to say I am right and they are wrong here is why, yet she never asks herself "what am I doing wrong?"
The people that hate her all do with a reason. In different threads she will talk about her boyfriend and how he is so mean and everyone will feel bad for her, but then she'll post a thread a bout how she can suck cocks really good and expect people to cheer.

gosh.

Who gives a fuck about her problems? That isn't the topic of this thread. Look around.....how many fuckin threads do you see originated titled...."How do I get my girl to blow me".....or...."Is something wrong, cuz I can't come from a blowjob". And here we have a success story. But no, now peeps are going to scrutinize every nuance of the OP's life or expect her to cure cancer. All in the feeble attempt at trying to piss on her parade. The joke is on you....she seems more proud than ever, and pretty much doesn't give a rat's ass what anyone says. You've all wasted your time trying to drag her down.

Well I never said any of what you said above, whether its claiming she is the "best" cock sucker....or she is trying to "get" anything by her oral actions. Nope, you just piggybacked my post to take the opportunity to repeat things that have already been said.

Ryko, I hurt my belly reading your post and witnessing the profound irony inside it. If there is ANYONE in all of Totse that uses S & A as an emotional tampon.....its YOU.

ROFLMFAO @ the pot calling the kettle back. No go run back to your MySpace or flavor of the month self-help books, and come back to us discussing how great your "game" is.

How do I use totse as an emotional tampon, please explain?

99% of my posts are aimed at helping other members, and once in a while I post a fun night I had or a night that didn't go so well and I ask for advice.

I can't remember ever putting any of my feelings into my posts, so please explain yourself, with evidence.

How do I use totse as an emotional tampon, please explain?

99% of my posts are aimed at helping other members, and once in a while I post a fun night I had or a night that didn't go so well and I ask for advice.

I can't remember ever putting any of my feelings into my posts, so please explain yourself, with evidence.

A lot of your posts is chest thumping nonsense, trying to brag and give yourself validation. Talking about your life, hoping someone will come on and say "wow" patting you on the back. Maybe its posting pics of a plateful of coke. Or talking about chicks you banged that you don't even remember. As if having a bag full of coke and then scoring a female to fuck you is any sense of "accomplishment". You prattle on about how "easy" it is to score women, yet need Totse's advice on whether to open a MySpace questioning the effectiveness of your new found "pickup" avenue. Then after closing one of your self-help books, you go out on the town and MIMIC (read: being something you are NOT, just following in the shadows of someone else) your heros. And to rap it all up, you come home from that fun night on the town and you just HAD to rant to Totse.......all in the veiled efforts of really saying...."Look at MEEEEEEEEE world".

If you don't understand how all that equates to you using S & A as an emotional tampon trying to further your self-importance in this world......well then, you are even stupider than what many of your posts already portray.

A lot of your posts is chest thumping nonsense, trying to brag and give yourself validation. Talking about your life, hoping someone will come on and say "wow" patting you on the back. Maybe its posting pics of a plateful of coke. Or talking about chicks you banged that you don't even remember. As if having a bag full of coke and then scoring a female to fuck you is any sense of "accomplishment". You prattle on about how "easy" it is to score women, yet need Totse's advice on whether to open a MySpace questioning the effectiveness of your new found "pickup" avenue. Then after closing one of your self-help books, you go out on the town and MIMIC (read: being something you are NOT, just following in the shadows of someone else) your heros. And to rap it all up, you come home from that fun night on the town and you just HAD to rant to Totse.......all in the veiled efforts of really saying...."Look at MEEEEEEEEE world".

If you don't understand how all that equates to you using S & A as an emotional tampon trying to further your self-importance in this world......well then, you are even stupider than what many of your posts already portray.

Maybe you view my posts as chest-thumping because they're just so awesome, but to me it's nothing special. I have an idea in mind when I post a thread, and it's never about validation. I have enough self-confidence to not need validation from anonymous people I don't know.

I posted the picture because I was having a fun time chilling with a totse member, and someone suggest we take pictures. So we did.

I wrote about a night I barely remembered because it was a really badass night, at least in my view, and something that rarely happens. I thought it would be an interesting read, you obviously didn't, and I don't give a shit frankly.

As for reading self-help books, I hardly consider tucker max self-help. The only think he's taught me is that if you're drunk and having fun, who gives a shit what happens? I would hardly call going out and getting drunk mimicking tucker max, and if so, then ever college student is out there mimicking him too.

I don't post on totse to say "look at MEEEEEEE" as you claim, otherwise I wouldn't even bother posting in any threads not relating to me. I have about 6000 posts, maybe 25 of which are threads about "my night". Whenever I post a thread about my night it's either because I didn't get a desired outcome and want to get help to fix it, or because I'm totally shitfaced and have nothing better to do at 3am than post on totse.

And if you see that as using an emotional tampon than you seriously need a vocabulary lesson.

Fuck these kind of threads make me wish I had a fucking mature college girlfriend and not some high school skank.

I can't wait to get laid with her though. Next weekend probably. Come on pussay!

he's telling you to stop blaming your problems on everyone else (thus justifying them)

l2read, retard.

Once again, I don't blame anyone for my so-called 'problems.'

How about you take you own advice?

stuff
Thanks, and +a million to you too, because you're probably going to get flamed for sticking up for me.

I think it's funny how in the "Blowjob Guide" thread, the OP doesn't get flamed for wanting his girlfriend to give him head, but I get flamed for wanting to give my now ex-boyfriend head. Rabbitweed even said "slap your girlfriend in the face for not like the taste of your cock. seriously what an insult." Yet I get flamed for actually liking the taste... Hmmm, can anyone else see the double standard here?

And Xiao Mei tried to call me a whore for giving him head after he shot my dog with a paintball gun, yet she's still with her husband even after he cheated on her and killed her pet snail or slug or whatever it was.

Here, listen. She is happy with what she's doing, her man is happy with what she's doing, they're not hurting anyone else.
I can understand giving some advice and perspective; but labelling someone an "undignified slut" for not conforming to whatever norms you think are appropriate is just bullshit.

Well, at least 2 people actually understand what's going on...

There's a good 3 billion women who are just as cock-hungry as the OP, don't shit yourself. Hell, that's not even counting the 10% or so gay guys who'd gladly suck some dick.

It's you who comes off stupid for assuming we hold the OP is some high regard because she likes to suck dick. Maybe your wife doesn't want to, but mine will, or I'll get me a new one. Believe me man, women enjoy sucking the cock as much as we like getting it polished.

You're a fucking idiot if you think there are 3 billion women in the world who suck dick.

Thanks

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oh my god. will you stop!!!
most aren't bitching you out because you like the cick, they are bitching at you cause you are a whiny, self indulged prick.

I post in this, because I'm bored. not because I'm "jealous" that I can't get head from a texan.


I'm not a Texan.

Well this went south really fast...

the OP STILL hasn't said anything about how she's going to fix her problems,she is just going on continuing to say I am right and they are wrong here is why, yet she never asks herself "what am I doing wrong?"
The people that hate her all do with a reason. In different threads she will talk about her boyfriend and how he is so mean and everyone will feel bad for her, but then she'll post a thread a bout how she can suck cocks really good and expect people to cheer.

gosh.

I've said multiple times that once he goes home this Thursday, things are over between us. I'm assuming that you mean him when you keep mentioning my 'problems,' so there's the solution. Is it really that hard for you to understand?

I posted about him shooting my dog because 1) I wanted to make sure I wasn't overreacting, and 2) I needed someone to bitch to, and I wasn't about to call one of my friends that late at night to talk to them

I made this thread because I did something for the first time, and I'm fucking proud of it, but "Hey, guess what, I made Robert cum by giving him head last night" would be a really fucking awkward conversation to have with my friends, especially since most of my friends are guys. Totse, on the other hand, is somewhat anonymous, so I can post stuff here that I wouldn't talk about in real life. I didn't expect anyone to cheer for me, I just wanted to share my story. I knew that I would end up getting flamed, just like I do every time I make a thread. Oh well.

Rashly trying to suck her 2 Grand back out of him via his cock? A Jill Move, my good man, a Jill Move!

Are you people seriously this dense? I'm getting my money once the army decides to pay his fucking tuition. It's not my fault or his that they haven't paid yet, and as a result, he hasn't recieved his refund check yet. How many times do I have to say that before you understand it?

How do I use totse as an emotional tampon, please explain?

99% of my posts are aimed at helping other members, and once in a while I post a fun night I had or a night that didn't go so well and I ask for advice.

I can't remember ever putting any of my feelings into my posts, so please explain yourself, with evidence.

How do threads like "Should I get a myspace so I can get laid?" and "Should I take my car or the subway on a date?" help out other members? Those are the last 2 threads that you made in S&A...

Ryko, at this point its apparently obvious you are just a dime a dozen flamer that can GIVE, but not TAKE. Because all of that text excusing your idiocy wasn't necessary.....and was an interesting read witnessing feeble explanations. Onward through the fog......

I have enough self-confidence to not need validation from anonymous people I don't know.

I posted the picture because I was having a fun time chilling with a totse member, and someone suggest we take pictures. So we did.


The contradiction between these 2 statements (and one right after the other to boot) is so lulz worthy on an exponential scale. So you don't need validation from strangers on Totse huh? Then WHY post the pic? You know you were doing coke, your buddy knows it......what was the purpose of sharing it with us? Sorry Ryko, you are completely full of shit. At some point you thought it was either a "good", "cool", or "right" thing to do. You WANTED Totse to see it.....whether it was to boost your e-rep thinking a handful of kidiots would see the pic thinking...."OmGz, RyKo iS fUcKiN HaRdCorE!". Or to further prove that the stories you spew here has some sense of validity to it. Yes Ryko....you care, you care a whole helluva lot about how S & A perceives you.



I wrote about a night I barely remembered because it was a really badass night, at least in my view, and something that rarely happens. I thought it would be an interesting read, you obviously didn't, and I don't give a shit frankly.


We'll just have to agree to disagree whether that night was "badass" or just "profoundly pathetic". But quit claiming you don't give a shit about what I think. All the text wasted above trying to refute my observations of you is absolute proof to the opposite.


As for reading self-help books, I hardly consider tucker max self-help. The only think he's taught me is that if you're drunk and having fun, who gives a shit what happens? I would hardly call going out and getting drunk mimicking tucker max, and if so, then ever college student is out there mimicking him too.


Ok, you discussed more than one "pickup" books you've read in the past....and now this one. And now you've minimized all the "knowledge" you gained as just...."have fun when drinking". Wow....just WOW! At your age you needed to open a book to figure out that profound concept? You didn't learn that as a youngster at a backyard BBQ, or a New Year's Eve part? Never seen a beer commerical all of these years? Yet here you are discussing this as some revelation or epiphany!!!


I don't post on totse to say "look at MEEEEEEE" as you claim, otherwise I wouldn't even bother posting in any threads not relating to me. I have about 6000 posts, maybe 25 of which are threads about "my night". Whenever I post a thread about my night it's either because I didn't get a desired outcome and want to get help to fix it, or because I'm totally shitfaced and have nothing better to do at 3am than post on totse.

As long as you understand that your most recent thread was discussing the "accomplishment" of getting a girl's phone number at a bar. Hardly thread worthy. And the same "successes" are also bragged about and create as much emotional stirring in your average 14 year old. You "playa" you! And before you spew the next excuse of...."I was drunk and dumb"...keep in mind most people think that "drunk" talk is truth talk. Now maybe you mistakenly believe that people do things intoxicated this isn't already in their hearts....but most people disagree with that notion. So somewhere in your heart and soul you came staggering in and thought...."I gotta tell Totse about THIS!".

Seriously dude, at this point just go back to flaming the OP....and forget all of this happened. Because the longer we put the focus on YOU, the sillier you look and the more you expose how much you DO really care and desperately NEED that validation of your life from Totse.

Egoo wanted sex and wasn't prepared to give the toy soldier the boot. She made a choice. It doesn't matter at all if it was a good choice.

Rykoshet has his own issues, hopefully he'll grow out of them; he's just searching for what's makes him happy.

) I needed someone to bitch to,


YOU'RE MISSING THE POINT

Once again, I state that this thread has gone to shit.

Also, to everybody who's flaming me, have a look at these:
http://www.totse.com/community/showpost.php?p=8707988&postcount=15
http://www.totse.com/community/showthread.php?t=2067114&
http://www.totse.com/community/showthread.php?t=2073819
http://www.totse.com/community/showthread.php?t=2076891

You complain that your girlfriends/fuck buddies/whatever either won't give you head, or suck at it, then you flame me because I enjoy doing it. Don't act like you're not fucking jealous. And before I get flamed for saying that, I'm not saying you all want to get head from me, but you do wish that your girl would do the same thing to you.

Also, how come nobody flamed Sick_Boy, even though she is (or was) in the SAME EXACT situation as I am?
http://www.totse.com/community/showpost.php?p=8711585&postcount=23

Also, how come nobody flamed Sick_Boy, even though she is (or was) in the SAME EXACT situation as I am?

Last I heard, she's in a loving relationship with a guy who has huge hair.

It's not the blowjob you're getting flamed about. It's the situation in which it took place.

Last I heard, she's in a loving relationship with a guy who has huge hair.

It's not the blowjob you're getting flamed about. It's the situation in which it took place.

thank you. finally. maybe she'll listen to a mod.

Last I heard, she's in a loving relationship with a guy who has huge hair.

It's not the blowjob you're getting flamed about. It's the situation in which it took place.

Giving head after having makeup sex is now something to get flamed for?

Giving head after having makeup sex is now something to get flamed for?

Making up with someone that maliciously shot your dog because you want sex seems to qualify for flaming in the eyes of totseans.

Making up with someone that maliciously shot your dog because you want sex seems qualify for flaming in the eyes of totseans.

Oh, right, I forgot. Forgiveness doesn't exist on Totse.

Oh, right, I forgot. Forgiveness doesn't exist on Totse.

No, but sense does.

You go to church if you want forgiveness, you come here for blunt, to the point answers and opinions.

Forgiveness doesn't exist on Totse.

You've forgiven him shooting your dog? That's absolutely terrible.

You've forgiven him shooting your dog? That's absolutely terrible.

she just wanted his cock.


IT is so fucking funny, how he is an asshole to you, you are going to break up with him, yet you still suck his cock.

its funny how some women can be used so easily.

It's not funny, it's too bad.

However, egoo made her choice. Hopefully it is a positive one for her life.

like someone said earlier, if she keeps it up, she'll soon be blowing taxi drivers for a free ride.
(will probably happen even if she doesn't keep it up)

like someone said earlier, if she keeps it up, she'll soon be blowing taxi drivers for a free ride.
(will probably happen even if she doesn't keep it up)

That's your imagination running away with you. It does that a lot.

Blah blah blah

I posted the pictures because it was funny to us. You disagree, but there's no point in arguing it since it's a battle of he said she said (the she here being you)

You made some other points about how I claimed getting a girl's number to be an accomplishment. It's hardly an accomplishment. I was merely telling totse what I did last night. In fact here's the jist of it:


Tonight I went out. I met a drunk chick at a bar, teased her for 30 seconds, went to have a smoke with her, and as I left to party with the band, I told her to give me her number, which she did.

Case in point, I was hammered off my rocket (I might still throw up tonight, it's up for debate) and didn't give a shit about my body language or my dress or what I said. I was hammered, she was high, and I kept her interested.

What I was saying, as you can plainly see, is that you're going to have a better time not TRYING to get anything going. It was aimed at men who can't even get numbers. They need to try this next time they're out and see for themselves if it works or doesn't.

All you're doing is flaming me without actually backing anything up with evidence. I'm telling you I posted pictures because I was high and having a good time, and people wanted to know what we were up to, and knowing this is totse, wouldn't take an answer like "just doing some coke" as fact without some proof. You're telling me I posted it because I wanted my e-peen stroked. I'm telling you it's not the case. You're telling me it is.

You're obviously in the wrong here. Not only are trying to tell me why I did what I did, you're a 37 year old man (supposedly with a wife and kids) spending your free time arguing with a kid roughly half your age about why he posted pictures of himself snorting coke.

Do you really not have better things to do? Like play with your kids, or make love to your wife?

How do threads like "Should I get a myspace so I can get laid?" and "Should I take my car or the subway on a date?" help out other members? Those are the last 2 threads that you made in S&A...

While not only providing hours of hilarious laughter, S&A is a place where people can come and ask questions, not just give answers. I claimed 99% of my posts were helping other members in their woes with the opposite sex. You don't deny that, you just show 2 threads I made, 1 of which was pretty damn stupid.

I don't deny making stupid posts, but when you have 6000+ posts and a good 59xx are full of useful advice, you're allowed to post a couple duds.

You're a fucking idiot if you think there are 3 billion women in the world who suck dick.

I doubt all 3 billion of them actually suck dick, but I know for certain that all 3 billion want to. In some cultures religion or upbringing prevent a woman for showing her true nature, but deep down all women are sexual beasts who crave the cock.

I've been with a fair bit of women, and all of them have polished my pole (or at least wanted to). If your girlfriend isn't giving you head and doesn't have a legitimate reason, like a cold sore or braces, you're doing something wrong. Rethink your approach to oral sex, and you'll get it. It's not difficult at all.

xylophoneggs, we are all proud of your attitude towards dick sucking. We are just not proud of who you choose to use it on.

Always makes me sad when women continue relationships with guys like that. Though I am sure you've done your fair share to him that you're not telling us about.

Wow, this is getting old very fast.

Things are ending between us on Thursday, when school ends and he goes home. I don't see what's so wrong about me continuing to have sex with him until then.

Wow, this is getting old very fast.

Things are ending between us on Thursday, when school ends and he goes home. I don't see what's so wrong about me continuing to have sex with him until then.

Since nothing here gets through to you...

If it makes you happy, go for it, but live with the consequences, either personal, or other people's views of it.

I don't see what's so wrong about me continuing to have sex with him until then.

I think you do deep down which is why you're getting so defensive.

I've said about all I've had to say here. I will finish off with; use your newfound powers for good, not evil.

Wow, this is getting old very fast.

Things are ending between us on Thursday, when school ends and he goes home. I don't see what's so wrong about me continuing to have sex with him until then.

Don't talk about "things are ending between us" when you have no moral fiber.

Give us a shout when you actually break it off with him, because nobody honestly believes you'll stay apart for too long.

You're obviously in the wrong here. Not only are trying to tell me why I did what I did, you're a 37 year old man (supposedly with a wife and kids) spending your free time arguing with a kid roughly half your age about why he posted pictures of himself snorting coke.
Do you really not have better things to do? Like play with your kids, or make love to your wife?

LOL Go ahead Ryko, walk away again thinking you proved me as being "wrong"....whatever makes you sleep better at night.. As for why I'm posting and my household? Yeah, I'm tethered to the house out of love and obligation for my family.....and between my interactions with them I post here to get some "adult" release. Away from Sponge Bob, phonics, and the 83rd game of Trouble.

And you, its Saturday night and exactly where are YOU? Geez man at your age, I would be baked/coked/trippin/drunk (or some combination) and have plan A, B, C lined up in regard to pussy. How many times have you checked that MySpace today?

Lol @ 210 replies.

Don't talk about "things are ending between us" when you have no moral fiber.

Give us a shout when you actually break it off with him, because nobody honestly believes you'll stay apart for too long.

Ok, I'll let you know on Thursday then.

LOL Go ahead Ryko, walk away again thinking you proved me as being "wrong"....whatever makes you sleep better at night.. As for why I'm posting and my household? Yeah, I'm tethered to the house out of love and obligation for my family.....and between my interactions with them I post here to get some "adult" release. Away from Sponge Bob, phonics, and the 83rd game of Trouble.

And you, its Saturday night and exactly where are YOU? Geez man at your age, I would be baked/coked/trippin/drunk (or some combination) and have plan A, B, C lined up in regard to pussy. How many times have you checked that MySpace today?

I didn't realize 6pm was "nighttime" I'm going to watch UFC with friends at 9 (yes, there will be drinking and drugs) and we might go out or call up some girls or just enjoy the night without needing to get laid.

GASP, you can have fun without pussy, can you imagine?

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPH/231846~Chris-Farley-Posters.jpg

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPH/231846~Chris-Farley-Posters.jpg

Don't do speedballs, or is there another message?

Thanks, and +a million to you too, because you're probably going to get flamed for sticking up for me.


And Xiao Mei tried to call me a whore for giving him head after he shot my dog with a paintball gun, yet she's still with her husband even after he cheated on her and killed her pet snail or slug or whatever it was.



Well, at least 2 people actually understand what's going on...

Did you not notice the post where I explained I WASN'T calling you a whore? I guess you do suffer from Arquinitis after all.

I don't think you're a whore. I think you're immature.

And people CONSTANTLY flame sick boy...Even though she usually doesn't deserve it.

Did you not notice the post where I explained I WASN'T calling you a whore? I guess you do suffer from Arquinitis after all.

I don't think you're a whore. I think you're immature.

And people CONSTANTLY flame sick boy...Even though she usually doesn't deserve it.

I must have missed that post. My apologies.

Don't do speedballs, or is there another message?My message was "this thread is getting ridiculous. Here's a picture of Chris Farley to lighten the mood."

Wow. That got awful heated.

Well, while I was gone I ate out my ex-girlfriend.

ZOMG!!! you're such a fucking idiot, I can't believe you're letting her use you like that! what a fucking whore.

ZOMG!!! you're such a fucking idiot, I can't believe you're letting her use you like that! what a fucking whore.

That's the spirit. :\

So why is this still going?

That's the spirit. :\

So why is this still going?

To give me a forum to post more pictures of the man I'm modeling my life after.


http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/54/039_19516~Chris-Farley-David-Spade-Posters.jpg

To give me a forum to post more pictures of the man I'm modeling my life after.


http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/54/039_19516~Chris-Farley-David-Spade-Posters.jpg

Dead at 33? I bet I'll win before you.

Dead at 33? I bet I'll win before you.Aaaaaaaaaaaand GO!

I've only got 13 years, you?

Aaaaaaaaaaaand GO!

I've only got 13 years, you?

Haha, ditto.

You know what, I'm gonna off myself tonight and win. Bet you can't do that!!!

ilikeeggs, don't let these people get to you. Everyone has an opinion, and on totse many of those opinions are made in ignorance and immaturity. It's obvious here that most of the posters in this thread are making sex out to be something it really isn't.

You're probably going to have a rough time here (I've been watching your posts, and you have a pretty big following of haters), but remember that you also have those that respect and <3 you for who you are and what you do. I'm one of those. ^^

<3

Thanks, I appreciate the support. You'd think that in a place like Totse, people would be more openminded when it comes to sex, but apparently not.