And she broke up with me last night.

What should I do?

what'd ya do save your lunch money and buy her a hot wheels

What?

whose name is the rego in?

Walk to her house, kindly ask for the car back. She'll either

A. Give you the keys

or

B. NOT give you the keys.

If the reaction is B, punch her in the tits and ask again. Repeat until you get reaction A. Then cripwalk over her flowerbed to show her you mean business.

Mmm... I think legally if you give someone a gift you no longer have possession of any kind.

But it's possible she'll give it back if you're reasonable and not bitter when you ask her to return it.

If your impression of the relationship when you got her the car was that it was going to be lifelong, I think you have a right to at least ask her to return it.

Walk to her house, kindly ask for the car back. She'll either

A. Give you the keys

or

B. NOT give you the keys.

If the reaction is B, head butt her in the tits and ask again. Repeat until you get reaction A. Then melbourne shuffle over her flowerbed to show her you mean business.

/fixed

I gave it to her a 2 days ago a she dumps me 1 day ago.
She obviously isn't planning on giving it back.

But it's possible she'll give it back if you're reasonable and not bitter when you ask her to return it.


Or if you punch her in the tits enough.

Is it registered in your name? That makes it your legal property.

If not, then you are a complete fuckhead. Call a lawyer.

I gave it to her a 2 days ago a she dumps me 1 day ago.
She obviously isn't planning on giving it back.

1) Ask.

Failing that.

2) Get a fucken Laywer and take it to small claims.

Lol

Kill her, it's your only option.
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Show up at her house in the middle of the night, pin her to the wall, and tell her it's not her choice. Thats what I would do.

I keep trying to finish all of my subscribed threads and this one keeps on popping up again.

Let me finish my threads you assholes

There is an unsubscribe button for a reason.

There is an unsubscribe button for a reason.

I'm interested in the thread but I need a break.

Oh well, I'm done and pizza's in the oven.

Wanna really fuck her over?

If it's under your name.....call the police and say it's stolen! YEAH!

This.

Serious lulz.

This.

That.

That.

You get the point.

Forget the car, revenge is far more rewarding. Go to her house and cut the brakes. Firebombing her house in the middle of the night also works.

Slamming her with grand theft is 100000x better....and safer.

And also 100% boring and not likely to do anything, since she probably has the car registered in her name or under her insurance. Plus, in reality...it does belong to her, it was a gift from her doormat boyfriend .

I smell troll like a homesick dog smells dead skunk on the highway...
Why would you be posting a bitch trhead like this about a Christmas 'gift' like a week and a half after Thanksgiving?) but if not / either way:

A fool and his money are soon parted ways.

If you paid cash for the car and it is titled in her name; just write it off as a learning experience. Done and done, the case is closed.

If, on the other hand. the car is still titled in your name (or jointly in the name of the lender) then you may have a case for reposessing the auto (depending upon the terms of the 'formal' loan with the lein holder and your agreeement with her).

Eh, the rest of this potential rant belongs in the Money forum.

Do NOT EVER give, permit or loan anything of value to anyone, ever, for any reason without a firm, notarized writen agreement spelling out all of the specifics of said agreement.

And Never, NEVER ever co-sign for a loan for anyone for any purpose whatsoever. When you co-sign for a loan, that loan is yours forever. And ever, and ever... until it is paid off in full.

That girl must have really wanted a car to hold out for 7 years.

We were having some troubles the upcoming months so I bought her the car to show her I still care. It is under her name.

Am I fucked? What should I do?

Dude....ugh I can't help it but....that's pretty stupid of you.

Yeah you're fucked. Just go talk to her. Be like, hey, I dumped a lot of money on that car not knowing you were just gonna dump me. Be cool, just give it back.

There's really nothing else you can do.

Murder/suicide.

LOL!!!

Well, did you pay in cash or was it a loan? And who was it from if it was a loan? Anyway you can stop paying for it and just tell them "you were picking one out for her, and she now owes money on it?" I mean, if you can fuck her over that way, go for it.

cars usually come with like 2 or 3 keys, what the fuck did you do? give her all 3 kuz she'd need that many spares?

btw, i think this guy is a troll...

Oh my god, you are fucking stupid. Talk to a lawyer, if he can't help you get the car back at least he can suggest some ways to get back at her.

Oh, and STFU Troll.

STFU Troll.

Agreed.

Follow up:

I went and had a chat with her. She said she's not giving it back and she hates me. So now I'm pretty much fucked because that car cost me $19,990.

i lol'ed at the cripwalking, plus 1 to you good sir

Police, then.

Should be an interesting case, especially if she cant prove it was a gift and you can prove that you bought it with your money.

I gave it to her a 2 days ago a she dumps me 1 day ago.
She obviously isn't planning on giving it back.

Damn this is some serious lulz. Why the fuck did you give her a FUCKING CAR for her christmas gift on the 5th of december? I call bull shit.

Bitches aint nothing but tricks and hoes. :(

This gave me the lulz.....
hehe

Just out of curiosity, what kind of car was it?

Read the guy's other posts, he's a 17 year old loser and is making all this up.

Yeah, we know. There'd be more explanation if he wasnt. Its just a hillarious hypothetical situation.

I smell troll like a homesick dog smells dead skunk on the highway...

she wanted a ring not a car after 7 years

One would generally kill the person, wouldn't they?

So, your telling me that after 7 years, she suddenly hates you? I smell bullshit^2309428309523582035


Troll.

Yeah.....I think you're trolling but if you're not then I don't believe there is much you can do legally. People are not obligated by law to return gifts no matter what the circumstances are. You got played.

Or maybe I was making that up.

Or maybe I was making that up.

Not too many people want to pretend to be 17 unless they're chatroom pedos.

Not too many people want to pretend to be 17 unless they're chatroom pedos.

Your grammar scares me.

Your grammar scares me.

I don't see anything wrong with his grammar...

I don't see anything wrong with his grammar...

Same.

same here....

Same here...

Not too many people want to pretend to be 17 unless they're chatroom pedos.

"want to pretend to be 17"? Use your brains, you'll figure it out eventually.

"want to pretend to be 17"? Use your brains, you'll figure it out eventually.

I'm really not seeing it, mind pointing it out?

I'm really not seeing it, mind pointing it out?

I guess because it's a little redundant, but the grammar is all correct.

Not too many people fake being 17 years old, unless they're chat room pedophiles.

How's that boys and girls?

Seems to me like an also-correct way of saying it.

Well, you're wrong.

While it's semantically a little odd, its syntax can't really be called incorrect.

You're dodging the issue. We've caught you making shit up, just admit it so we can go on with our shitty lives.

Well, you're wrong.

Heh, he learned his grammar from microsoft word, which aint exactly the best resource in the world.

Now that we exposed this dude as a troll...can we give the thread the proper axing?

the girl pwned you by saying thanks for the car and then breaking up with your ass AHA...

i would kill the fuckin bitch (depending on what car it is)

Heh, he learned his grammar from microsoft word, which aint exactly the best resource in the world.

Now that we exposed this dude as a troll...can we give the thread the proper axing?

Stop taking credit for other peoples hard work.

lmao, if hes 17, he was with this girl since he was 10.

Wow. You're good at maths.

/fixed

Fuck yeah man, Melbourne Shuffle.

Wow. You're good at maths.

Sooo, did you want to actually contribute to this thread in anyway or just let me close it?

Why the hell did that make me laugh?

Sooo, did you want to actually contribute to this thread in anyway or just let me close it?

please just close it :( we all know he is a troll

After reading all the posts from the OP in this thread, I am actually hoping that this really happened.

*Bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks.

Stop taking credit for other peoples hard work.
I aint taking credit for no ones hard work. Microsoft made Microsoft Word, the program that taught you grammar. Heil Gates!