Alright, so my plans have since changed, and well if you read my last post about leave. Congrats.

So. I got home, and my sister wants to hang out with me the whole time. I'm fine with that, were going shopping, and snowboarding, and hanging out. But I also told my aunt I would go visit her class, and talk about Iraq, and that I am going to visit Chicago with my sister this weekend!!!!Oh, and if thats not weird, she wants a room for me and her. WTF!!!! just me and her, although we are visiting her friends. Shes been closer to me now than ever before..


My brother wants to hang out and so does my other younger sister. and they are mad me and my sister started hanging out and chilling all the time, granted they can't come out drinking being 14 and 13. But I still can't figure out why my other 19 year old sister wants to hang out with me all the time. any ideas?

1) Incest
2) She's afraid you're going to die

Patience man. You know what's coming.

one big incest orgy?

post pix.

ahahahaha

My guess is that they're afraid, really.

I'd like to use this space to guess that it's my edumacated guess that...

DA GURU IS OUR (soon to be) NEWEST S&A MOD. SIEG HEIL. But really, congrats, awesome choice.

they want yor stuff when you die?

glaorfhkb


Coffee vomit is not nice.



On topic,maybe they really really fucking missed you whilst you were gone and didnt truly appreciate you whilst you were gone?

Dont it allways seem to go, you dont know what you've got till it's gone?

Did I miss something here? What should all these peeps be afraid of? I'm lost

Orange, I appreciate your endorsement and confidence, but me being modded ain't happening. Jack wanting my attention? All that was, is I had him do a little sleuthing about the whereabouts of some trollup in Liverpool. Turns out this gnarly vagabond showed up at my door claiming to be my daughter, and her mom is supposedly some street urchin hooker over the pond in the UK. After taking this waif into my house and examining her cunt, I realized it was impossible that she was mine since she had the firey red bush of a ginger and me being a natural blond and all, it just didn't fit. So Jack tracked down her whore of a mom and DNA results showed that her father is really in fact some train conductor bloke that has epileptic gastro-intesinal seizures. Thanks again Jack! : )

The OP enlisted and shipping out sometime soon, I presume.

And well that explains everything, awesome.

Ahhhhh gotcha on that note, thanks for clarification.

And I'm totally full of shit, except I'm still not getting modded. My creative juices were just flowing this early in the day after hitting the pipe a couple of times. Sorry bout that. : )

shes probably got no friends at school or something

ATTN JACKKETCH if youre reading this, when was the last time you patrolled cunning linguists? that place needs a cleanup

Here's a thing: once we get past the bitch-assed age of 18/19, we actually grow up (only a bit mind) an start to appreciate some more things in life, well, some of us do anyway.

Your sister is 19 and has probably left full time education some time in the past year? This means she's discovered the world of none life-wasting children (of which i am still one, i must confess) and actually enjoys the company of people your age for more than just the ability to get alcohol and facial hair, so she's taking the opportunity to do just that, spend time with her family and an interesting older person and someone trustworthy all rolled into one, otherwise known as her older brother, a.k.a you.

As for your younger siblings, they've just started adolecence no? So their at the beginning of the most annoying and brat-arsed 6 years of their lives. They would probably love the kind of freedom you have and the wild, insane adventures and sexual encounters they think you've had and their too self involved to think past their own arse holes so they get jealous and whine about it any way they can.
Basically, they can't have and they arn't happy about it.
Who cares, did you get everything you wanted when you were that age?
Ignore them, it'll teach them a less that they'll only pay attention to half a decade later - you cant have everything you want and there's no point being unhappy about it.

And as for your sister's over-interest in you? Maybe she just regrets not having spent more time with you earlier in life, I don't know, I suppose it depends on her personality. But remember, paranoia is never a bad thing.

In all seriousness, the way you described it screamed 'incest!'.