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 #1 
Old 2007-12-04, 23:13
jetski jetski is offline
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So, i recently have been with this new girl. Things so far are awesome. Up until we had sex the other day. She claimed that i was going too deep??? I have never heard this before. Can anyone help me to understand this. she said it hurt and it seemed to pretty bad... pain during sex = no good. Are there any positions that are better for this kind of thing or...
any help at all would be greatly appreciated.
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Old 2007-12-04, 23:20
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dodging the rain and tractors
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You were hitting her cervical 'teeth.'

You were lucky they didn't rip into your penis head.
 #3 
Old 2007-12-04, 23:21
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totse
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Let her get on top.

Doggy style = lose in this situation.

Spooning, however, works fine.
 #4 
Old 2007-12-04, 23:22
jetski jetski is offline
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Seriously?
That can actually happen?
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Old 2007-12-04, 23:25
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dodging the rain and tractors
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Seriously?
That can actually happen?


Yep.

Women have a ring of hard cartilage around the cervical 'mouth', if you hit it too hard it contracts and the little bumps rip across your head real hard and fast.

Leaves nasty scars and it bleeds like fuck.

SO BE GENTLE. Don't nail her to the floor. Wait til she grabs your bum and pulls you in before you trying going all the way in.
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Old 2007-12-04, 23:25
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Your dick is too big.

Sorry for the convenience :)

(All credit goes to Mitch Hedberg)
 #7 
Old 2007-12-04, 23:27
jetski jetski is offline
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Yep.

Women have a ring of hard cartilige around the cervical 'mouth', if you hit it too hard it contracts and the little bumps rip across your head real hard and fast.

Leaves nasty scars and it bleeds like fuck.

SO BE GENTLE. Don't nail her to the floor.

wow.
not much else i can say about that except, good to know.
 #8 
Old 2007-12-04, 23:37
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dodging the rain and tractors
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wow.
not much else i can say about that except, good to know.

I'm guessing Sex-Ed in Canada sucks real bad.
 #9 
Old 2007-12-04, 23:47
SmackNixon SmackNixon is offline
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I hear it helps to ram your thumb up her butt really hard when you're having sex because the contraction of the ass muscles causes the cervical muscles to stay still. I've never tried it but I think it's worth a shot.
 #10 
Old 2007-12-05, 05:36
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pain during sex = no good.
LIES! WHAT ARE THESE LIES YOU LIAR!? WHY MUST YOU LIE!
 #11 
Old 2007-12-05, 05:45
Cousingrimm Cousingrimm is offline
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I'm guessing Sex-Ed in Canada sucks real bad.

No, he's just retarded.
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Old 2007-12-05, 06:04
Orange_Crusader Orange_Crusader is offline
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I'm guessing Sex-Ed in Canada sucks real bad.

It really, really, really does. I cringe at what the newest students of this fail to know, of have 'learned'.

That said, they never told us much anyways when I learned it, though that's likely because I had a uptight, severely religious lesbian of a teacher that told us only the absolute basics and never answered questions. Bitch.

Googling finds nothing, I hold judgment and increase my suspicion that it's a sly form of British humour.
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Old 2007-12-05, 06:14
im the best im the best is offline
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I live in the U.S. and i never knew about that cervical cap thing either...
 #14 
Old 2007-12-05, 08:07
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dodging the rain and tractors
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Jesus wept.
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Old 2007-12-05, 08:43
goforthebo goforthebo is offline
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I live in the U.S. and i never knew about that cervical cap thing either...


I dont think I did either.. But sex ed was like 7 years ago.
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Old 2007-12-05, 10:08
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Jesus wept.

I think he just pulled out a gun, took a pregnant woman hostage and demanded a bus to Mexico.
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Old 2007-12-05, 11:26
socratic socratic is offline
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Yep.

Women have a ring of hard cartilage around the cervical 'mouth', if you hit it too hard it contracts and the little bumps rip across your head real hard and fast.

Leaves nasty scars and it bleeds like fuck.

SO BE GENTLE. Don't nail her to the floor. Wait til she grabs your bum and pulls you in before you trying going all the way in.

For a second I thought you were trolling the poor kid.
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Old 2007-12-05, 12:52
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I'm guessing Sex-Ed in Canada sucks real bad.

Well, I never ever had any sort of sex ed except a lecture on why we should be using condoms, but that doesn't mean that I know much more about sex than I would have ever wanted.

God bless the Internet.
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Old 2007-12-05, 13:20
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Jakketch you're a jerk :P
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Old 2007-12-05, 14:08
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totse
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Quote:
Originally Posted by im the best
I live in the U.S. and i never knew about that cervical cap thing either...


Yes, he almost had me believing him too, a few months ago.
 #21 
Old 2007-12-05, 22:38
Dack9 Dack9 is offline
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Canadian sex ed is horrible. Ive had sex ed twice in my life. The first day of kindergarten, the teacher had to get 30 6 year olds to stop giggling and saying "wee-wee" long enough to explain that it's called a "penis".

In grade 9 some 90 year old lady came to our class and put a condom on a banana, then we did a crossword puzzle detailing the "negative side effects of marijuana".

I learned more from discovery channel and dirty magazines as a child.

Canada can be a little over conservative at times.
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Old 2007-12-05, 22:44
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Groovy.
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Originally Posted by Dack9
Canadian sex ed is horrible. Ive had sex ed twice in my life. The first day of kindergarten, the teacher had to get 30 6 year olds to stop giggling and saying "wee-wee" long enough to explain that it's called a "penis".

In grade 9 some 90 year old lady came to our class and put a condom on a banana, then we did a crossword puzzle detailing the "negative side effects of marijuana".

I learned more from discovery channel and dirty magazines as a child.

Canada can be a little over conservative at times.


If you ask me, sex ed is pure communism.

It should be the parent's responsibility to educate their children.

It makes sense to have the state educate the kids on the STDs and pregnancy protection and such like just to ensure that everyone is aware of it, but all the rest should definitely be explained by the kids' parents.
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Old 2007-12-10, 06:20
jetski jetski is offline
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If you ask me, sex ed is pure communism.

It should be the parent's responsibility to educate their children.

It makes sense to have the state educate the kids on the STDs and pregnancy protection and such like just to ensure that everyone is aware of it, but all the rest should definitely be explained by the kids' parents.

True that. I have learnt many, many things about STI's and pregnancy protection, but thats where they draw the line i guess.
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Old 2007-12-10, 06:28
Cousingrimm Cousingrimm is offline
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I dunno, here in BC, our sex ed is pretty thorough. I mean, it's not entertaining, but it's adult. At least, where I live.
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Old 2007-12-10, 07:25
Malkog Malkog is offline
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The internet is for sex ed. That's where I got mine. That, and late night radio where they talked to a porn star for like 2-3 hours.
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Old 2007-12-10, 08:22
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In grade 9 some 90 year old lady came to our class and put a condom on a banana, then we did a crossword puzzle detailing the "negative side effects of marijuana".

Holy fuck that was funny. +1 2u
 #27 
Old 2007-12-10, 09:55
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The fine line between genius and madness
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Dude, make sure that she tells all her friends that your dick is too big. :)
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Old 2007-12-10, 10:48
GlitterPunk112358 GlitterPunk112358 is offline
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Yeah, I think a dude might have hit my cervix a while back. I remember it feeling really uncomfortable. But I was drunk so it didn't really hurt or anything. ...maybe you should get her drunk?
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Old 2007-12-10, 11:33
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Be gentle with her until she gets used to it. Don't fuck her too hard.
 
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