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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2007-12-04, 23:13
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jetski 
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what to do
So, i recently have been with this new girl. Things so far are awesome. Up until we had sex the other day. She claimed that i was going too deep??? I have never heard this before. Can anyone help me to understand this. she said it hurt and it seemed to pretty bad... pain during sex = no good. Are there any positions that are better for this kind of thing or...
any help at all would be greatly appreciated.
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#2
 2007-12-04, 23:20
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dodging the rain and tractors
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Re: what to do
You were hitting her cervical 'teeth.'
You were lucky they didn't rip into your penis head.
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#3
 2007-12-04, 23:21
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Re: what to do
Let her get on top.
Doggy style = lose in this situation.
Spooning, however, works fine.
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#4
 2007-12-04, 23:22
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jetski 
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Re: what to do
Seriously?
That can actually happen?
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#5
 2007-12-04, 23:25
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dodging the rain and tractors
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Re: what to do
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Originally Posted by jetski
Seriously?
That can actually happen?
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Yep.
Women have a ring of hard cartilage around the cervical 'mouth', if you hit it too hard it contracts and the little bumps rip across your head real hard and fast.
Leaves nasty scars and it bleeds like fuck.
SO BE GENTLE. Don't nail her to the floor. Wait til she grabs your bum and pulls you in before you trying going all the way in.
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#6
 2007-12-04, 23:25
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There's a NEW Mexico?
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Re: what to do
Your dick is too big.
Sorry for the convenience :)
(All credit goes to Mitch Hedberg)
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#7
 2007-12-04, 23:27
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jetski 
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Re: what to do
Yep.
Women have a ring of hard cartilige around the cervical 'mouth', if you hit it too hard it contracts and the little bumps rip across your head real hard and fast.
Leaves nasty scars and it bleeds like fuck.
SO BE GENTLE. Don't nail her to the floor.
wow.
not much else i can say about that except, good to know.
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#8
 2007-12-04, 23:37
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Re: what to do
wow.
not much else i can say about that except, good to know.
I'm guessing Sex-Ed in Canada sucks real bad.
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#9
 2007-12-04, 23:47
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Re: what to do
I hear it helps to ram your thumb up her butt really hard when you're having sex because the contraction of the ass muscles causes the cervical muscles to stay still. I've never tried it but I think it's worth a shot.
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#10
 2007-12-05, 05:36
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Re: what to do
pain during sex = no good.
LIES! WHAT ARE THESE LIES YOU LIAR!? WHY MUST YOU LIE!
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#11
 2007-12-05, 05:45
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Re: what to do
I'm guessing Sex-Ed in Canada sucks real bad.
No, he's just retarded.
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#12
 2007-12-05, 06:04
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Re: what to do
I'm guessing Sex-Ed in Canada sucks real bad.
It really, really, really does. I cringe at what the newest students of this fail to know, of have 'learned'.
That said, they never told us much anyways when I learned it, though that's likely because I had a uptight, severely religious lesbian of a teacher that told us only the absolute basics and never answered questions. Bitch.
Googling finds nothing, I hold judgment and increase my suspicion that it's a sly form of British humour.
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#13
 2007-12-05, 06:14
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im the best 
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Re: what to do
I live in the U.S. and i never knew about that cervical cap thing either...
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#14
 2007-12-05, 08:07
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dodging the rain and tractors
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Re: what to do
Jesus wept.
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#15
 2007-12-05, 08:43
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Re: what to do
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Originally Posted by im the best
I live in the U.S. and i never knew about that cervical cap thing either...
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I dont think I did either.. But sex ed was like 7 years ago.
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#16
 2007-12-05, 10:08
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Re: what to do
Jesus wept.
I think he just pulled out a gun, took a pregnant woman hostage and demanded a bus to Mexico.
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#17
 2007-12-05, 11:26
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socratic 
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Re: what to do
Yep.
Women have a ring of hard cartilage around the cervical 'mouth', if you hit it too hard it contracts and the little bumps rip across your head real hard and fast.
Leaves nasty scars and it bleeds like fuck.
SO BE GENTLE. Don't nail her to the floor. Wait til she grabs your bum and pulls you in before you trying going all the way in.
For a second I thought you were trolling the poor kid.
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#18
 2007-12-05, 12:52
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Re: what to do
I'm guessing Sex-Ed in Canada sucks real bad.
Well, I never ever had any sort of sex ed except a lecture on why we should be using condoms, but that doesn't mean that I know much more about sex than I would have ever wanted.
God bless the Internet.
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#19
 2007-12-05, 13:20
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Re: what to do
Jakketch you're a jerk :P
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#20
 2007-12-05, 14:08
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Re: what to do
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Originally Posted by im the best
I live in the U.S. and i never knew about that cervical cap thing either...
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Yes, he almost had me believing him too, a few months ago.
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#21
 2007-12-05, 22:38
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Re: what to do
Canadian sex ed is horrible. Ive had sex ed twice in my life. The first day of kindergarten, the teacher had to get 30 6 year olds to stop giggling and saying "wee-wee" long enough to explain that it's called a "penis".
In grade 9 some 90 year old lady came to our class and put a condom on a banana, then we did a crossword puzzle detailing the "negative side effects of marijuana".
I learned more from discovery channel and dirty magazines as a child.
Canada can be a little over conservative at times.
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#22
 2007-12-05, 22:44
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Re: what to do
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Originally Posted by Dack9
Canadian sex ed is horrible. Ive had sex ed twice in my life. The first day of kindergarten, the teacher had to get 30 6 year olds to stop giggling and saying "wee-wee" long enough to explain that it's called a "penis".
In grade 9 some 90 year old lady came to our class and put a condom on a banana, then we did a crossword puzzle detailing the "negative side effects of marijuana".
I learned more from discovery channel and dirty magazines as a child.
Canada can be a little over conservative at times.
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If you ask me, sex ed is pure communism.
It should be the parent's responsibility to educate their children.
It makes sense to have the state educate the kids on the STDs and pregnancy protection and such like just to ensure that everyone is aware of it, but all the rest should definitely be explained by the kids' parents.
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#23
 2007-12-10, 06:20
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jetski 
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Re: what to do
If you ask me, sex ed is pure communism.
It should be the parent's responsibility to educate their children.
It makes sense to have the state educate the kids on the STDs and pregnancy protection and such like just to ensure that everyone is aware of it, but all the rest should definitely be explained by the kids' parents.
True that. I have learnt many, many things about STI's and pregnancy protection, but thats where they draw the line i guess.
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#24
 2007-12-10, 06:28
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Cousingrimm 
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Re: what to do
I dunno, here in BC, our sex ed is pretty thorough. I mean, it's not entertaining, but it's adult. At least, where I live.
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#25
 2007-12-10, 07:25
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Re: what to do
The internet is for sex ed. That's where I got mine. That, and late night radio where they talked to a porn star for like 2-3 hours.
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#26
 2007-12-10, 08:22
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Re: what to do
In grade 9 some 90 year old lady came to our class and put a condom on a banana, then we did a crossword puzzle detailing the "negative side effects of marijuana".
Holy fuck that was funny. +1 2u
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#27
 2007-12-10, 09:55
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The fine line between genius and madness
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Re: what to do
Dude, make sure that she tells all her friends that your dick is too big. :)
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#28
 2007-12-10, 10:48
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Re: what to do
Yeah, I think a dude might have hit my cervix a while back. I remember it feeling really uncomfortable. But I was drunk so it didn't really hurt or anything. ...maybe you should get her drunk?
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#29
 2007-12-10, 11:33
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Re: what to do
Be gentle with her until she gets used to it. Don't fuck her too hard.
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