anyone have a season for when shit happens for them?


for me it seems like i get dryspells with girls in summer, fall, and winter. and then by some act of god every spring, it never fails, shit just really picks up for me.


edit: haha i should have clarified, i ment girls are a lot more receptive/active in pursing me. but come to think of it, in the spring everything in general is better for me.

Right around election time every year it seems harder to score weed. September - October seems to be more of a run around and delay vs. the rest of the year. Yeah, FUCK the election based dry spells!

I've found I get shitloads more shifts nearer christmas. Which is good because then I have more money to spend on presents for people, which is bad because I'm working so hard to afford them I dont get to see those people in the end anyway!

December is when things go bad for me.

Women LOVE me right before christmas and valentine's.

The rest of the time they're being shallow cunts.

Wait, what?

Wait, what?

Every time I've gotten a girlfriend (as in, more than a week together) has been around christmas or especially early february. The exception of course being the odd summer romance.

Every time I've gotten a girlfriend (as in, more than a week together) has been around christmas or especially early february. The exception of course being the odd summer romance.

Would that not mean at these times they're being MORE shallow than at other times?
'Cause valentines day and Christmas are both times when the whole bullshit imagery of happy couples buying each other presents is predominiant. Therefore at those times they're going to be more superficial to try and fit that cosy image and get presents.

I'm just a bit confused.

Would that not mean at these times they're being MORE shallow than at other times?
'Cause valentines day and Christmas are both times when the whole bullshit imagery of happy couples buying each other presents is predominiant. Therefore at those times they're going to be more superficial to try and fit that cosy image and get presents.

I'm just a bit confused.

Oh, definitely. The "shallow cunt" was a sort of ironic statement. I know that they're just hooking up with me because they're in heat, but it's still funny.

Oh, definitely. The "shallow cunt" was a sort of ironic statement. I know that they're just hooking up with me because they're in heat, but it's still funny.

You date some very mean ladies. :( But yeah, that makes sense now, thanks.

Is okay, I'm sure there are some nice girls out there, and I bet that not all of them are ugly.


(Note I dont mean any of this in a bitchy way, ok?)

I hit a dryspell in winter...all the bears are busy hibernating and what not

You date some very mean ladies. :( But yeah, that makes sense now, thanks.

Is okay, I'm sure there are some nice girls out there, and I bet that not all of them are ugly.


(Note I dont mean any of this in a bitchy way, ok?)

I've been chatting one up lately and it's really pissing me off. She's a good girl, but I keep getting "I can't go out, I'm studying". Then I go ahead and tell her "stop wasting my time you cunt" and she basically says "I want to go out with you but don't have time right now, but promise to stay faithful to me for the next couple of years before I finally say yes".

Honestly, trying to screen women as "relationship material" first is not worth my time. There's only 1 way to get a girlfriend for me from now on:

1) Hook up
2) Fuck the shit out of her
3) Have her come back for more
4) ???
5) Profit

Fuck 5 dates then sex. She's getting her ass pounded and she'll be back for more. (this is all assuming I'm a better lover than conversationalist, and seeing as I'm fucking up all conversations lately, it must be true)

Late winter and late summer is when everything goes great for me.

Usually right around August-September, and then after that it's just complete shit and my own girlfriend won't even fuck me for some reason. And then right around late January and early February is when things start to kick back up for me.

it is wierd that it follows a schedule, because a good number of my friends have told me the same thing.

my guess is that we all have better moods that go on cycles. what the hell else would be consistent enough for something like this?

I don't really have one. Although I currently only get laid when I gome home for breaks, so...

Life's a bitch, I got expelled in fucking december.

My life is a constant up and down(everyone is like this though!), the length of the ups and downs are random(but have been getting progressively longer), and it is(to my knowledge) completely independent of the time of year.

late august early sep never worked for me....

late november early december does....

then when spring comes around (my favorite time) things pick up quickly then summer is just an all out blast!!!

then the very depressing death of trees starts all over again