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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2007-12-04, 05:00
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Default Oh my!

I would like to thank &Totse for helping me improve my life for good. I got the proper treatment here and now I'm feeling quite grand. My life has changed since I started posting on this site....

I have had sex with 9 girls in a matter of 2 and a half days, all thanks to &Totse....but a las I have a problem....


I have this crud on my sack where my asshole starts if ya know what i mean. ITs pretty nasty and it hurts when i sweat because im storking and strokin a bitches pussy with me cock and it hurts sometimes. It stings right now as a a matter of fact because I just farted and it hurts. I don't know if its an STD of some kind or what. I don't wanna show the pic.

Anyway, what can I do to make it so somebody eating my asshole doesnt see or smell the putridness of that rash?

PLease Help
 #2 
Old 2007-12-04, 05:02
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Florida, US
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-waits for yoyo's heartfelt advice-
 #3 
Old 2007-12-04, 05:04
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Bay Area, Ca
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If you don't cut it off immediately the disease will spread!


While your down there, I suggest you castrate yourself too. You not reproducing will only have positive effects for the rest of mankind.


Your welcome.
 #4 
Old 2007-12-04, 05:11
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Originally Posted by SomeLowLife
If you don't cut it off immediately the disease will spread!


While your down there, I suggest you castrate yourself too. You not reproducing will only have positive effects for the rest of mankind.


Your welcome.


ahhahahahahahahahahaha
 #5 
Old 2007-12-04, 05:12
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thats why you love black cock faggot. I know about your kind of shit you fuckin jewish prick.
 #6 
Old 2007-12-04, 05:18
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Bay Area, Ca
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Terror Alert
thats why you love black cock faggot. I know about your kind of shit you fuckin jewish prick.


You call yourself a troll? You can't even insult people right, man.

You didn't even state why you think I prefer black cock over the other varieties. I mean honestly. You expect me to respect you after a show like this? For shame.
 #7 
Old 2007-12-04, 05:19
Orange_Crusader Orange_Crusader is offline
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Troll?
 #8 
Old 2007-12-04, 05:21
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You call yourself a troll? You can't even insult people right, man.

You didn't even state why you think I prefer black cock over the other varieties. I mean honestly. You expect me to respect you after a show like this? For shame.

I don't care you fucking halfbread sea biscuit tea drinkin son of a bitch.

Why must you make me cry and most importantly...

ANSWER MY FUCKING QUESTION!
 #9 
Old 2007-12-04, 05:24
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Bay Area, Ca
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ANSWER MY FUCKING QUESTION!

I already did man. Go grab a knife and some sleeping pills. I'll walk you through it.
 #10 
Old 2007-12-04, 05:25
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on a pharm
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sounds like a rash, get it checked though, i wouldnt take any chances
 #11 
Old 2007-12-04, 05:30
CarbonB CarbonB is offline
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^This is what we call a Troll. He makes things like this because he is actually lonely and wishes he could sleep with one girl in one year.

That is how pathetic this mother fucker's life is, he is a bitch. I would probably let him eat my shit for sustenance and piss on him for a youtube video, but we don't actually give him real advice. It's a waste of our time.
 #12 
Old 2007-12-04, 05:32
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Originally Posted by CarbonB
^This is what we call a Troll. He makes things like this because he is actually lonely and wishes he could sleep with one girl in one year.

That is how pathetic this mother fucker's life is, he is a bitch. I would probably let him eat my shit for sustenance and piss on him for a youtube video, but we don't actually give him real advice. It's a waste of our time.


so what are you wasting your time replying to my thread then? you need to be more consistent my good sir. LOL.
 #13 
Old 2007-12-04, 05:33
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on a pharm
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CarbonB
^This is what we call a Troll. He makes things like this because he is actually lonely and wishes he could sleep with one girl in one year.

That is how pathetic this mother fucker's life is, he is a bitch. I would probably let him eat my shit for sustenance and piss on him for a youtube video, but we don't actually give him real advice. It's a waste of our time.


take trolls seriously, itll disappoint them
 #14 
Old 2007-12-04, 05:36
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what i find priceless is how a lot of you are saying this is a troll thread. you dont get STDS that now you must hide because you want a rimjob spending all your time online do you?
 #15 
Old 2007-12-04, 05:42
CarbonB CarbonB is offline
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take trolls seriously, itll disappoint them

I am going to have to try this ;P
 #16 
Old 2007-12-04, 07:39
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Lyon France
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Problem: Sometimes, if God hates you even more than he hates the jews and you have a penis...you get a yeast infection

Solution: find a chick with a yeast infection and blame her
 #17 
Old 2007-12-04, 15:06
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Terror Alert
thats why you love black cock faggot. I know about your kind of shit you fuckin jewish prick.


Pathetic.

To insult me is one thing, but to be a complete cunt to good posters of S&A?


Get the fuck outta here, and dont come back!


/bouncer mode
 
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