It itches occasionally.

I don't think it's an ingrown hair because a hair is in fact growing out of it.

IS IT TEH GAIDZ?!

Aids.

Maybe a pimple, I'd say try popping it, but don't.

Maybe a wart/etc. ever been tested?

Eat It.

Get it checked out at a dermatologist.

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Lets see... you have a lump on your dick with hair growing out of 'it'.

Depending upon how large it is, it's probably either your mother or your little sister. Either way, gently explain that you somehow feel that incest is not good and ask them to get off.

p.s. IB4L

On similar topic, read This (http://www.totse.com/community/showthread.php?t=2076038) thread.
Totse can give moral support and vague advice, but totse is no substitute for a visit to the doctor.

Hi, I'm not a doctor, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night. So, how may I help you?

Eh, probably nothing, I've had the occasional pimple or odd lump on my dick before. If you're nervous about it, just get it checked out by a hot female dermatologist. ;)

Pluck the hair out. With tweazers not your teeth, dammit!
Make sure to pull gently, 'cause if you snap it off then there will still be a bit in there which may get infected.


Remember to exfoliate when you shower to stop this sort of thing happening so much.

Am I the only one here capable of giving practical advice?

Putting cocaine and a sharp item into the hands of a Totse member?
Does that seem good to you?

Putting cocaine and a sharp item into the hands of a Totse member?
Does that seem good to you?

Most of us have them within reach anyways

Yoyo, you want this reopened then be my guest.