I think ive ever had a better use for the rolleyes icon.

Anywho, i just broke it off with a chick that i hooked up with and messed around with a bit, nothing really deep or special. She wanted to either split up or go out for a long time, so i was honest and said i dont wanna get tied down.

Now, theres another girl that lives literally 2 mins from me and i see her every day thats into me, and tells me she loves me and its fate we should go out. Freakiness aside, id hit it.

And then theres the third girl thats even more an asshole than i am, and for some reason thats not deterring me from hooking up with her. What the fuck gives?

I wanna get back with the first chick cause its basically ass on demand (sorry, im just not the type to see something in a chick at 16) i wanna get with the second one because, like the first one, its easy ass. Then the third one is a bit odd, were fucking exactly alike, which is odd as hell since ive never met anyone remotely like me, and i wanna go for her too.

And no, im not saying im *dreamily falling in love* or some bullshit like that, ive thought i was 'in love' before and well... she ended up fucking 3 guys while i was in Germany. But i digress, my real question is what the fuck do i do?

I dont wanna narrow it down to one, and 1-2 are kinda dim, so i could get away with it, so meh. Advice?

You know what you want to hear. You just want to hear it.

Do them all. Simultaneously.

More important things than getting your dick wet at 16. You've fucked, you broke it off, you want ass? Uh...what the fuck is the problem? You just said you had two on booty call...

No, i can get two on a booty call, but im not sure if i want to. I dunno, maybe i actually give a damn about the third chick. which is unusual for me.

You need to read a book called, "Why men marry bitches."

Might enlighten you as to why you want to marry that bitch. No pun intended.

You need to read a book called, "Why men marry bitches."

Might enlighten you as to why you want to marry that bitch. No pun intended.

I dont wanna marry her, i just wanna plow her. Jeebus.

I dont wanna marry her, i just wanna plow her. Jeebus.

I know you don't want to marry her...Lord. Oh, and wanting to "plow her" and giving a damn about her cannot be said in the same fucking thread.

I know you don't want to marry her...Lord. Oh, and wanting to "plow her" and giving a damn about her cannot be said in the same fucking thread.

Whys that?

4some

Whys that?

I don't know, saying you want to plow this girl along with two other bitches and then try and say you "care" about her just seems pretty hypocritical to me.