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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2007-12-04, 01:46
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TO
Default Looking for a girl

My Sexume

Goal: To turn your asshole inside out.

Qualifications:

-Eight inches long. Like a nigger but without the smell.

-I like long romantic walks and shit.

-I'll buy you a TV, a nice car, clothes and give you money in exchange for sex.

So who wants to be the lucky girl? THIS IS A LIMITED TIME OFFER SO TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY BEFORE IT PASSES.
 #2 
Old 2007-12-04, 01:48
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There's a NEW Mexico?
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-I like long romantic walks and shit.


lulz.
 #3 
Old 2007-12-04, 01:49
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TO
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Come on this is a good deal I am practically paying you to play with my meat.
 #4 
Old 2007-12-04, 01:53
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Ohio
Default Re: Looking for a girl

Quote:
Originally Posted by bonner
My Sexume

Goal: To turn your asshole inside out.

Qualifications:

-Eight inches long. Like a nigger but without the smell.

-I like long romantic walks and shit.

-I'll buy you a TV, a nice car, clothes and give you money in exchange for sex.

So who wants to be the lucky girl? THIS IS A LIMITED TIME OFFER SO TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY BEFORE IT PASSES.


And this, children, is why we ALWAYS wear condoms.
 #5 
Old 2007-12-04, 01:53
Docta? Docta? is offline
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&totse may find you a man to fuck around with you for cash, but not a woman.
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Old 2007-12-04, 03:17
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TO
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Are you coming on to me?

Because I think we can work something out.
 
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