From what I've heard, myspace is littered with skanky people just want to get laid. Now seeing as I'm pretty comfortable with myself, should I get a myspace, post some pictures, and make the site a call service?

As in, not even bother with social camouflages, just have it say "This is Rykoshet's myspace. Don't bother adding me unless you're a hot girl willing to take me out and buy me drinks in exchange for sex. No fatties and no uglys."

Normally this is a great way to get teh AIDZ, but I've always used a condom so I don't see why I'd not take care when fucking skanks.

I'm hoping the site would work a lot like tucker max's. Obviously I'm not a published celebrity, but I am good looking enough and I'm hoping to convey enough alpha-maleness through the site that women would contact me in order to receive some luvin.

The way I see it, if it takes me an hour to set up a site and I get no pussy, I'm out an hour. However, I'll have a site that will be up for ages and maybe one day I will get a woman who will call me up willing to fuck.

I dont know bro, it will and can work starting from scratch in picking up on girls, but not always. I always used myspace/facebook to get in touch with girls otherwise i cant in person. Like some girls i randomly talk to at school or work and i never got around to getting her contact details or wanting them, ones i bump into and just chit chat with, just add them up....even though it seems stalkerish/wrong ive never had any complaints or fuckups from doing so. Always ended in a Plus with me.......

I dont know bro, it will and can work starting from scratch in picking up on girls, but not always. I always used myspace/facebook to get in touch with girls otherwise i cant. Like some girl i randomly talk to at school or work and i never get her contact details, just add her up....even though it seems stalkerish/wrong ive never had any complaints or fuckups

That's not what I'm going for. I'm past the whole "Oh I like her, let me add her on facebook and talk to her for 3 months in the hope of getting some pussy". I'm putting up this site to see girls say "I'm lonely right now, this is my picture, come on over and fuck me"

If I want pussy, I get pussy. If she ain't giving, I move on.

There's only 1 exception now, this one chick that's date material. If anything, she's sweating me right now.

I'm going to bump this because I'm into getting free sex without doing anything.

Thats just borderline desperate.

I have a myspace. I don't remember why. But there are a few people i keep in touch with on there. No sex ever comes from it. Well, okay...once. But it wasn't all that great. It was downright awful actually.

Usually I just use it to keep in touch though. And sometimes when I'm drunk I go through and send a friend request to every chick within 5 miles of me. But nothing ever comes from that either.

Myspace is the easiest way to meet easy girls in the history of mankind. You simply make a page, which takes about 5 minutes, and allow slutty girls to communicate with you in the comfort of your own home. Do it, you don't really have much to lose.

EDIT: For the record, all myspace emo bitches are whores, and will suck your penis for free if they think you are the least bit of a punk.

Myspace is the easiest way to meet easy girls in the history of mankind. You simply make a page, which takes about 5 minutes, and allow slutty girls to communicate with you in the comfort of your own home. Do it, you don't really have much to lose.

Cool, I believe I'd have better luck if I just got straight to it and made it about hooking up. What do you think?

Cocky asshole and "Alpha male" are not synonymous.

That's not what I'm going for. I'm past the whole "Oh I like her, let me add her on facebook and talk to her for 3 months in the hope of getting some pussy". I'm putting up this site to see girls say "I'm lonely right now, this is my picture, come on over and fuck me"

If I want pussy, I get pussy. If she ain't giving, I move on.

There's only 1 exception now, this one chick that's date material. If anything, she's sweating me right now.

That isn't even what he was saying...

He meant that if he was unable to talk to a girl IN PERSON (Which is the ideal for gaming a girl) then he talks to them on facebook/myspace so that he CAN game on them in person.

What you are doing is the same as going around in a club and asking every girl if she wants to fuck you. One out of a thousand should say yes right?

I do value your opinion, but if it takes an hour to make and has the possibility of getting me laid, what's wrong with that?

And I live in Toronto, so the number of chicks who are available (and slutty) is ridiculous.

He meant that if he was unable to talk to a girl IN PERSON (Which is the ideal for gaming a girl) then he talks to them on facebook/myspace so that he CAN game on them in person.

What you are doing is the same as going around in a club and asking every girl if she wants to fuck you. One out of a thousand should say yes right?

I'm getting past all the bullshit of "gaming". If I wanted to game I'd go to a bar or game women on the street. I'm trying to say "Are you good looking? Want some dick? The COME ON DOWN."

I'm in no way being cavalier about this, I'm looking for pussy and I'm offering dick. A fair trade of goods I figure.

I do value your opinion, but if it takes an hour to make and has the possibility of getting me laid, what's wrong with that?

And I live in Toronto, so the number of chicks who are available (and slutty) is ridiculous.

Theres nothing wrong with it. It's just something you have to decide on a personal level whether or not you're willing to sacrifice that much of your self respect.

Lets consider two guys. They both sleep average 100 women a year. Man one goes into a bar/club/concert/etc and surveys the herd, picks out the most appealing, and then seduces her there on the floor. Man two works at a funeral home and preys on easy widows in their grief. Which one would you rather be?

There are just some things I consider beneath me. But then, I'm biased...i've always hated myspace.



EDIT: If you're just looking for random hookups...why not just check craigslist?

Theres nothing wrong with it. It's just something you have to decide on a personal level whether or not you're willing to sacrifice that much of your self respect.

Lets consider two guys. They both sleep average 100 women a year. Man one goes into a bar/club/concert/etc and surveys the herd, picks out the most appealing, and then seduces her there on the floor. Man two works at a funeral home and preys on easy widows in their grief. Which one would you rather be?

There are just some things I consider beneath me. But then, I'm biased...i've always hated myspace.



EDIT: If you're just looking for random hookups...why not just check craigslist?

The way I see it, if a girl sends me her info and she's below average, I'm not going to call her up (until I've had a dozen beers).

I don't want to check craigslist because I want to convey that I'm selecting you, not the other way around.

ALTHOUGH, you are on to something. I'm sure it'd be easy to use craigslist for a hookup, since most are pretty insecure anyway. Now the only hard part about craigslist is not ending up with a fat ugly 40 year old.

Widows can be fun...

EDIT: I don't think many chicks go for the "I HAVE A DICK! JUUUUMP ON!" approach. But by all means try.

The way I see it, if a girl sends me her info and she's below average, I'm not going to call her up (until I've had a dozen beers).

I don't want to check craigslist because I want to convey that I'm selecting you, not the other way around.

ALTHOUGH, you are on to something. I'm sure it'd be easy to use craigslist for a hookup, since most are pretty insecure anyway. Now the only hard part about craigslist is not ending up with a fat ugly 40 year old.

Yeah, get some dignity.

ALTHOUGH, you are on to something. I'm sure it'd be easy to use craigslist for a hookup, since most are pretty insecure anyway. Now the only hard part about craigslist is not ending up with a fat ugly 40 year old.

Case in Point:

I hope you will still respect me after I fuck you. I'm a curvy girl but I am not fat.

Cool, I believe I'd have better luck if I just got straight to it and made it about hooking up. What do you think?

No, make it seem like you actually made it to keep in touch with friends and such. Otherwise you will just come off as a desperate douchebag. Even if your not straight to the point, it is still ridiculously easy to meet chicks on myspace.

The way I see it, if a girl sends me her info and she's below average, I'm not going to call her up (until I've had a dozen beers).

I don't want to check craigslist because I want to convey that I'm selecting you, not the other way around.

ALTHOUGH, you are on to something. I'm sure it'd be easy to use craigslist for a hookup, since most are pretty insecure anyway. Now the only hard part about craigslist is not ending up with a fat ugly 40 year old.

First of all, you can post your own thing on craigslist, and just select the responses you want to deal with.

Second of all, life is about experience. When you get with a perfect 10, it's nice. It really is. But sometimes, you gotta go for the other end of the spectrum. Keeps things interesting.

Sometimes, you go out with your buddies, get blitzed, and see who takes home the most attractive woman. Sometimes, just for shits and giggles, you go out and see who can take home the biggest heffer.

First of all, you can post your own thing on craigslist, and just select the responses you want to deal with.

Second of all, life is about experience. When you get with a perfect 10, it's nice. It really is. But sometimes, you gotta go for the other end of the spectrum. Keeps things interesting.

Sometimes, you go out with your buddies, get blitzed, and see who takes home the most attractive woman. Sometimes, just for shits and giggles, you go out and see who can take home the biggest heffer.

I wonder what would happen if someone was to play with you the way you play with women? Oh right, aren't you bisexual?

I wonder what would happen if someone was to play with you the way you play with women? Oh right, aren't you bisexual?

Is...that a joke? Women are the ones that invented what's known today as 'the game'. Back in the middle ages, of kings and courts and castles, women would flirt outrageously with as many guys as they were capable of keeping their attention. They'd encourage them to compete for her, and to shower her with gifts. It was a sign of status for the woman to collect...however many hearts.

Same shit today. Woman play way more games then men do. And the games men play are usually pretty simple. They dont involve the same level of psychological and emotional mindfucking. It's usually just physical. But if a woman decided to use me for whatever sexual perversion to win a contest well...I could care less. She'll always have her own reasons. I'm only worried about mine.

And no, I'm not bisexual, except for the occasional drunken curiosity.

SilentMind, for some reason having contests to see who can bang the fattest chicks, occasionally messing around with dudes, and the tone of your posts in general have me thinking your quite the douchebag.

For some reason, I care.

Wait, scratch that last part.

And no, I'm not bisexual, except for the occasional drunken curiosity.

"Bi-Curious".


Fag.

Ok, I've decided not to make one as of yet. IF I do make one, it'll be a farce to pretend like I'm keeping up with friends, but really it'll be about the quick lays.

And yes SilentMind, half the fun is taking the ugliest girl home from the bar. The other half is seeing if you can get her home before you sober up and ditch her at the gas station.

I have sex with fish for money.

You sick fuck.

Rykoshet, are you confident with you looks? Your basically going to be hitting on girls with your looks alone, if that makes any sense.

Is...that a joke? Women are the ones that invented what's known today as 'the game'. Back in the middle ages, of kings and courts and castles, women would flirt outrageously with as many guys as they were capable of keeping their attention. They'd encourage them to compete for her, and to shower her with gifts. It was a sign of status for the woman to collect...however many hearts.

Same shit today. Woman play way more games then men do. And the games men play are usually pretty simple. They dont involve the same level of psychological and emotional mindfucking. It's usually just physical. But if a woman decided to use me for whatever sexual perversion to win a contest well...I could care less. She'll always have her own reasons. I'm only worried about mine.

And no, I'm not bisexual, except for the occasional drunken curiosity.

It was a joke, and yes I am well aware that women have the ability to seduce. Women play tons of games, but do you want to sink to their level? Psychological games yes, seduction yes, but to compete to see who can lay the ugliest woman? Why?

Rykoshet, are you confident with you looks? Your basically going to be hitting on girls with your looks alone, if that makes any sense.

Lol, please don't ask him this question. He talks about it too much as it is...

I'm well aware of that, and that's pretty much why I want to do it. I feel I have a much better chance with women when I just shut the fuck up.

I'm well aware of that, and that's pretty much why I want to do it. I feel I have a much better chance with women when I just shut the fuck up.

I bet...



Just kidding! :P Personally I think you should go for it. Its working for me as we speak...

It was a joke, and yes I am well aware that women have the ability to seduce. Women play tons of games, but do you want to sink to their level? Psychological games yes, seduction yes, but to compete to see who can lay the ugliest woman? Why?



I don't. I was just making a point, that they're both equally valuable experience. I've been with one or two I would never admit to. It's just something different. You can't always have the supermodels, and even if you could...they'd get boring eventually.

That's not what I'm going for. I'm past the whole "Oh I like her, let me add her on facebook and talk to her for 3 months in the hope of getting some pussy". I'm putting up this site to see girls say "I'm lonely right now, this is my picture, come on over and fuck me"

If I want pussy, I get pussy. If she ain't giving, I move on.

There's only 1 exception now, this one chick that's date material. If anything, she's sweating me right now.

Well it may work, but youll probably get alot of freeks, dont have any high hopes of getting some mainstream girls coming in for that...you pretty much going to be flipping a coin on this, either yes or no, theres no in btwn...as you already know. good luck...and let us know what u get(girls, diseases, std's)

You might as well get a myspace, but be prepared to put time into it if you wanna get laid that way, and beware girls who will mess you around. As far as I know, you can still search by postcode/zip code, age, and marital status.. yeaaaah! I've had at least one offer on myspace, but from a scene kid wanting anal.. I declined. A few lesbos tried to chat me up on there too. Good luck, whatever you decide.

Nooooo Dont do it!

When I made a MySpace, within 4 days or so I had several ex's get in contact with me asking if I'd like to 'hang out sometime'.


So yeah, if you want to fuck an ex, then MySpace is for you. If you dont want desperate creepy ex's to try and have sex with you,avoid it.

SilendMind to me sounds like a character straight out of a Bret Easton Ellis novel...which is kind of cool. I imagine his life resembles The Rules of Attraction.

Myspace is filled with scene girls who will flirt with you just so they can get on your top 8. Beware the scenefag.

And beware of girly drama. I met this one chick on Myspace and we were all friends and stuff, then I introduced her to my two IRL guy friends. Then shit happened and there was a lot of e-drama and no one got laid.

Watchout for myspace angles too, you never know who's hot and who's fat and jewish.

Other then that, happy pussy hunting!

I have a list of 3500 girls i can instantly hit up for pussy. it's nice

SilendMind to me sounds like a character straight out of a Bret Easton Ellis novel...which is kind of cool. I imagine his life resembles The Rules of Attraction.

My life is pretty tame. I can count the number of random hookups i've had on one hand. I'm much more comfortable in a stable relationship. Maybe when I get over my latest, i'll be more lively.

...you never know who's hot and who's fat and jewish.

More fun things we can do at our meetup: make fun of jews.

More fun things we can do at our meetup: make fun of jews.

Yessssssss. My favorite passtime.

I seriously need to make some money so I can actualy get up there. I might just hitch up, then get a train back. Or I can just resort to prostitution.

More fun things we can do at our meetup: make fun of jews.

I'm a banquet waiter, a quarter of our events are barmitzvahs, and I temp at a local kosher catering company. There are few people that hold the disdain for the jewish people as I do.

Strangely enough, Every serious girlfriend i've had has turned out jewish. Even random girls I go up and talk to because I think they're cool always turn out jewish. God damn, it's like this entire county is either black or jewish. Slim fucking pickings.

More fun things we can do at our meetup: make fun of jews.

Actually, whenever I'm on a first date with a girl, at some point in our conversation I try to slip in a racial slur or a pun making fun of Jews....is she gets all offended by it, then she's not the right girl for me because I find political incorrectness to be funny. If she laughs, we're good.

My first serious girlfriend was a Jew, so I've pretty much got immunity from being labeled a racist.

And, if you do meet a Jew from myspace, embrace it, even if she is fat. Jews give the best blowjobs because it's in their nature to suck people dry.

Actually, whenever I'm on a first date with a girl, at some point in our conversation I try to slip in a racial slur or a pun making fun of Jews....is she gets all offended by it, then she's not the right girl for me because I find political incorrectness to be funny. If she laughs, we're good.

My first serious girlfriend was a Jew, so I've pretty much got immunity from being labeled a racist.

And, if you do meet a Jew from myspace, embrace it, even if she is fat. Jews give the best blowjobs because it's in their nature to suck people dry.

People that are afraid to be labeled racist fucking piss me off.

I'm not sure if that was a stab at me, but the fact that I'm willing to make racial slurs to almost complete strangers should illustrate the fact that I'm not afraid of the label...anybody with a sense of humor like mine is probably no stranger to being labeled such....plus, the fact that I'm a writer for a right-wing politically oriented newspaper further promotes the stereotype of me being a racist.

If I gave a shit what people thought, I'd be working for Habitat4Humanity or some shit.

Yessssssss. My favorite passtime.

I seriously need to make some money so I can actualy get up there. I might just hitch up, then get a train back. Or I can just resort to prostitution.

Are you serious? It's like 2 hours away. Tell ya what, next time I'm in London we have have a London meetup instead.

I'm a banquet waiter, a quarter of our events are barmitzvahs, and I temp at a local kosher catering company. There are few people that hold the disdain for the jewish people as I do.

Strangely enough, Every serious girlfriend i've had has turned out jewish. Even random girls I go up and talk to because I think they're cool always turn out jewish. God damn, it's like this entire county is either black or jewish. Slim fucking pickings.

I know what you mean.

Are you serious? It's like 2 hours away. Tell ya what, next time I'm in London we have have a London meetup instead.


That would be a LOT better haah. It's like a million times easier to get to London. How often do you go to London?

That would be a LOT better haah. It's like a million times easier to get to London. How often do you go to London?

I probably won't be there for a while, seeing as everyone I know at western is gone home for the holidays. I might go with a friend between christmas and new year though, or before christmas, but no guarantee.

Otherwise I'll be there around the 18-20th of January.

Is...there a london in canada too, or are you talking about england?

http://www.london.ca/

http://www.london.ca/

FUCK CANADA!

FUCK CANADA!

Well fuck america for having like 6 of every city. Per state.

Well fuck america for having like 6 of every city. Per state.

Yeah, well...those of us here in america have never forgotten that shitty collection of cartoons 'Oh Canada!'

Yeah, well...those of us here in america have never forgotten that shitty collection of cartoons 'Oh Canada!'

Ren & Stimpy bitch.

Now bow down in inferiority.

-shamed-

I probably won't be there for a while, seeing as everyone I know at western is gone home for the holidays. I might go with a friend between christmas and new year though, or before christmas, but no guarantee.

Otherwise I'll be there around the 18-20th of January.

Sounds good to me. I'll start an alchohol and train ticket money fund. Isn't there like a really kickass outdoor ice thing in london?

Sounds good to me. I'll start an alchohol and train ticket money fund. Isn't there like a really kickass outdoor ice thing in london?

Not sure about outdoor, but I have a lot of awesome stories involving the London Knights, none of which I want to say online.

http://6.content.collegehumor.com/d1/ch6/6/a/collegehumor.440264f635ce5b09bf116dfaeea83f17.jpg

I laughed.

Funny. You talk about wanting to be an "alpha male" and idolizing that fag tucker max, and try to appear all cavalier and shit, but then you come on totse tentatively asking if you should make a myspace to fuck slutty girls. What are you, 13? Anyone worth his salt would have just fucking done it.

In conclusion, you're a wannabe douche.

And, if you do meet a Jew from myspace, embrace it, even if she is fat. Jews give the best blowjobs because it's in their nature to suck people dry.

I lol'd, I'm incorporating that one at school tomorrow.

Lol, I agree with this right here.