let me start of by explaining what a baldie is me and my friends call girls aged 13-16 baldies. im 18 years old 19 in a few weeks. i dont find myself attracted to girls my age. i really think when a girl is 15 thats the prime age and the best they will ever be. theres something about there bodies and how there small and not completely developed. now the lowest age i go is 15 i dont fuck with 14 or younger. also when i go for younger girls i get a much hotter girl than if i got one my own age i get like 7's outta 10 15-16 year olds. i randomly add baldies from the area on myspace and see if they say something to me then i start spittin game. alot of baldies just randomly add me, seems like for some reason young girls are attracted to me. some days its bad and i just cant stop adding baldies on myspace and im thinking about baldies all the time. im worried that one of these girls will fuck me over and ill get in trouble for statuatory rape or im gonna end up getting set up like dateline to catch a predator. i have had a few girls lie to me about there age and say there 16 then i find out there younger. i cant help it its just what i like.

Boy did I have a completely different idea about what you meant by "baldies" when I clicked that link.....

You and me both, bro, you and me both.

I too find myself oddly attracted to girls that don't look a day over 16.

With their tiny yet perfect butts and their perky tits and their pigtails and their innocence... mm..

I'm going to make it mine!

Paedophile?

Paedophile?

Close.

Troll.

http://www.pantagraph.com/content/articles/2007/04/10/freetime/doc46143021cbbe6513566147.jpg

Would you please have a seat?

No, this guy isn't a troll. He's just a man with his priorities straight.

Dating a 16 year old is like...getting a new computer without an OS. What good is the hardware if you cant use it?

And chances are...they'll look better in another 5-10 years anyways.

I just remembered the scence in Little Miss Sunshine where the Grandpa is talking about how jailbait pussy is the best in the world.

"what are you guys talking about?"
"umm...politics"
"okay" *puts back on headphones
"remember, fuck alot of women"

That was a pretty good movie.

trust me i wouldnt date them i dont date girls i just get what i want and if they wanna be my fuck buddy thats straight if not hit then quit

trust me i wouldnt date them i dont date girls i just get what i want and if they wanna be my fuck buddy thats straight if not hit then quit

Who said anything about dating?

I'm with you on this one OP. Sure some of your friends will wonder why you have over 300 underage girls added on your myspace... That's what hiding your friendslist is for.

I'm not saying it'll catch up with you eventually. But it probably will. There's gonna be one girl who thought you were special, feels heartbroken and stupid, and then who's bitch friend tells her how she can get back at you. Chances are there won't be a conviction, 'cuz it'll come down to her word against yours, unless she gets more of your myspace friends to collaborate. Nonetheless, it will probably get pretty public and you'll have a fun time facing your family/friends/community.

Probably not, but those girls have baggage....

Paedophile?

Nope, epheberotic. They're not real baldies... ;)

OP : Have you ever considered engaging in revolution to destroy the corrupt and oppressive regieme which stands between you and your partner, and natural freedom?

I look forward to seeing you on Dateline in the near future. Please post the date on Totse so I can be sure to tape it.

I agree with the OP as well, especially girls with braces!

Those girls are great because if you're older, have a car, and a bag of weed they will love you forever, they are just so easy to please! Most girls, especially at our age (18-20) date older guys for the most part anyway (not 2-3 years, but sometimes 6-10). As long as you don't go under 15 though it's not wrong or scummy.

Paedophile?

Most of us in the western world spell it: P E D O P H I L E.

While I am not personally opposed to it, to find this many &totseans openly engaged in it makes me feel kinda dirty.

*slips off to take a shower*

Ok... first LMAO at psycho n jack, I thought exactly the same thing at first.

OP... enjoy it while you can. I'm 23 now and I miss fucking tight bodied impressionable teeagers moe than you can imagine. When you're in your late teens, thats your last chance to get away with it... once you're in your 20s you're seen as taking advantage, and the further into your twenties you go doing the same thing, the worst people think of you.

pædophile

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXqFamTxhI8

my friend and i made this video about baldies and dateline yesterday it explains everything im the one in the striped polo.

You guys are fucking creepy. You make me worry about having a daughter with freaks like you two walking around freely.

I think that this whole "baldie" bullshit is just another form of sexual exploitation.

Honestly, I'm 17 and my girl is 14, qualifying for this "baldie" status. I really don't think that age is such a huge issue as far as a real, honest relationship goes. But when you guys go out to exploit minors for sex you're going to go to jail and you'll be fucked. You get what you deserve.

Ahh... political theory...

Let's say - just for the fuck of it - that any label one can give qualifies as a "gang," complete with pride in one's colors, guns, a homocidal ideology of home-team defense, and the like...

'cause that's not all that inaccurate, k?

So, let's see... what labels can I think of off the top of my head...

nepibl, nepigl, llbl, llgl, lbl, lgl, twbl, twgl, tbl, tgl, pvf, breeder, androgeronterotic, gynegeronterotic...

...there's a shitload more without even having to delve into issues of economic theory or skin-color equality or gun control and the like, but shit... that's 14 crews.

Let's presume that a male from one team is equally replaced by a female from the other team, since only the degenerate morons of the plain-vanilla faggot and the breeder fucktards think that they share the same sexual orientation as someone of the opposite gender whose sexuality is oriented completely opposite. So, for everyone who is not male, there is someone who is female replacing them. Except the genderqueer. Which is another topic.

Out of 14 crews, you successfully pissed off 11 of them in the first minute and a half.

Fucking. Brilliant.

78.5% of the world wants you dead, for logical reasons, before they even consider whether you'll be the next person that Chris Hansen asks to give him a blowjob for "special treatment."

At 2:22- you manage to piss off the remaining 21.5%.

Epic fucking troll, but as a political play, you might wish to reconsider your strategy slightly. Map out the colors and figure it out.

It might affect the course of your success.

Nope, epheberotic. They're not real baldies... ;)

OP : Have you ever considered engaging in revolution to destroy the corrupt and oppressive regieme which stands between you and your partner, and natural freedom?

5char

I like your posts because I'm not usually smart enough to get them. I respect this.