any ideas on how this can be acomplished

rape.

I care.

It can't. Simple reason being that you're asking totse for advice, because you're the creepy, fat, sweaty awkward guy she already tries to avoid.

Or, that because you have to ask and can't figure it out or try it on your own, once you get past the largely mediocre/crummy/joke advice here, you'll be SOL.

That's about all I can say, given that you gave no detail, and thus may be a troll. Any questions?

Just offer her a few thousand dollars. Believe me, show her the cash beforehand and I can guarantee she'll be all up on your nuts.

^ then run away

rape.

QFT..

Is it still rape if he shoots her up with too many drugs for her to say no, let alone realize what's happening? 'Cuz OP, if that still counts as rape, all you've got going for you is rape.

Where do you work, I want a job there.

Yeah, it's still rape if they are intoxicated.

Which is sorta bullshit.

Yeah, it's still rape if they are intoxicated.

Which is sorta bullshit.Also known as stupid bitch insurance.

Where do you work, I want a job there.

im not tell you coz ur a kiwi u mite find me

Ask her to stay behind after service and teach you english? :P

Sorry kid, I'm sure you cook "like a God In France" (as we say in German) but your English is appalling.

im not tell you coz ur a kiwi u mite find me
Lawl are you an asian?

Tell me man, I need a job, I don't care about seeing totse members IRL, I care about money.

na im not asian i could get you a part timr job else where

where, make sure theres hot sluts though.

hmm ill let you know i probly know you in RL what schol did/do u got to?

Henderson High. You? Howick college lol

EDIT: being a chef sux, nevermind, but theres some hot waitresses.

Get me a job too kthx. I also do contract work if you are interested.

I need a job more than him, he can be selling bombs and shit, what do I have to sell?

Fuck, we're going to git b& for this unrelated convo.

Sowwi jackketch

well i left school at 16 and being a chef is great just drop me an email and ill try see what i can do


llama_boi@msn.com


also sorry jackketch

PCup1

You work in the glorious career of restraunt operation too? Front of house or back?

Anyhow, there's a chick where I work who'd probably do that for you if you paid her/gave her drugs. Thing is, she's got a darker 3 day stubble than some of the guys who work there. Oh, and she's mental.

You work in the glorious career of restraunt operation too? Front of house or back?

Anyhow, there's a chick where I work who'd probably do that for you if you paid her/gave her drugs. Thing is, she's got a darker 3 day stubble than some of the guys who work there. Oh, and she's mental.

im a chef brother and this chick is menta-lish but shes only part time

im a chef brother and this chick is menta-lish but shes only part time

Random question: Do you guys have a penis-showing game at work (something like the movie Waiting?)

Random question: Do you guys have a penis-showing game at work (something like the movie Waiting?)

man i love that movie na we dont we aint that gay