how was your first meeting with your spunk?



i was one of the first of my friends to get off that i knew of, so i knew of masturbating but really didnt know specifics. i panicked for a good 10 minutes, and then resolved to research the answer to avoid talking to my parents about it...

i was a maladjusted middleschooler.

Slight dissapointment.

Nowhere near 25 times as good as sneezing.

Oh boy!

Hmm. My life is fucked up. :(

I was dunno maybe 14. Lay in bed one night and noticed it felt good etc etc

When I came it was 'dry' ie no ejaculate. It was somewhere between pleasure and pain and I was scared shitless i had broken something.

Soon got the hang of it though :)

7/dry/wow.

" so this is what it looks like"

"Holy fuck, I need to change my shorts!"
I started out basically humping the back of the couch and I still had pants on, I blew the biggest fucking load of my life in my shorts.

I was about 12, it was dry, and my thoughts were "Wait.. was that an orgasm? Is that it? Not as exciting as I thought it would be, but what the hell, still it's way cool."

I was 12..just decided to try jerking off one night in bed.
I remember I didn't move for like a minute afterward, and just basked in the waves of pleasure :).

This.

Except mine wasn't dry.

watching a porno, not trying to jerk off, just rubbing it because i realized it felt good. age 14, came and was scared as fuck. cleaned up, went to soccer practice.

I wanted to tell the world.

Of course, I was a shy lad back then so I didn't. Now, even my enemies know.

This.

Except mine wasn't dry.

You were lucky.

Because mine was dry, I used to do it in my bed even if there were people around.

And when after a couple of weeks I finally shot it, I didn't know what the fuck to do with it.

10 or 11, dry, woah

I knew exactly what I was doing though, I'm pretty sure I was pretending to fuck some chick or something.

Only thing is as it was dry I thought the sperm must come out in gaseous form. lol.

Then when it happened about a year later I was unprepared and thus freaked out. "Shit", I said, "I'm sure as hell never doing that again". Then I felt proud. Then I did it again the next day.

Only thing is as it was dry I thought the sperm must come out in gaseous form. lol.

Hahahaha :p

It was a slow process. I didn't just orgasm all of a sudden, it took a few weeks.

I got horny a lot, didn't know why, for some reason didn't question it. I just ran into the bathroom and rubbed my arm against my dick, maybe took a few strokes and waited until it didn't do it anymore.

One day I was on my bed, and I was just grinding against it slowly, and what I remember was how warm it felt. I felt it twitch and shit, so I got up and looked at it, there was clear fluid coming out, and it kept twitching. I thought I hurt myself, or did something really wrong. I got extremely worried. It hurt a little bit too (probably due to the friction from the mattress).

I stopped that, and started rubbing lotion on my dick in the shower. It felt good. I remember doing it a little too much, looked down and it was twitching again, then some white fluid (at the time I couldn't tell if it was the fluid, or the lotion) I got so scared I jumped out of the shower, quickly dried off and went to bed. I woke up and my boxers were all sticky (either due to not properly drying that area, or my first, and to my knowledge, only wet dream). I got so horny in the shower one time I said "fuck it" and did it. Got scared. Tried again the next day and finished. I did this regularly then found out I could do it "dry" as I called it, out of the shower, no lotion. I did one in the shower, and one dry each day. Then I stopped using the shower and then this leads down a long line of masturbation, sexual perversion, experimentation, and moral depravity.

Maybe 13/14ish, and I was dry for a while.

It was handy, I could do it anywhere and not have to clean up. I was a bit shocked when some came out though, thats for sure.

Ok, my question is then now how are middle schoolers having sex now? I mean, most of you were still dry during that age so how the fuck do middle schoolers have sex? Wouldn't that be awkward to be having sex with a girl and then say, "I'm finished" but nothing comes out?

Middle schoolers don't have sex. The kid would orgasm twice before it comes to the actual sex.

Middle schoolers don't have sex. The kid would orgasm twice before it comes to the actual sex.

In my town, my mothers a middle school teacher and she says they find kids having sex all the time (in the bathrooms, closets, locker rooms, whereever). I was shocked too, I was like you mean like manual or oral sex, and she was like no, actual intercourse.

In my town, my mothers a middle school teacher and she says they find kids having sex all the time (in the bathrooms, closets, locker rooms, whereever). I was shocked too, I was like you mean like manual or oral sex, and she was like no, actual intercourse.

Probably more like they are just experimenting type thing. Most of us seemed to not know something was supposed to come out, so they wouldn't find it odd.

I'll have to keep this in mind next time I'm in Rochester.

I thought that I masturbated too early (11, dry till 12) and I fucked up my dick and I would never be able to ejaculate. Boy was I wrong.

I bet we all had these thoughts.

"Oh noes, I fapped and now I have ***, I've gotta cut down on my fappage!"

And, coincidentally, these thoughts come to your head right after you fap. Because an hour later you don't care anymore and end up fapping anyway.

It kicked ass.

In my town, my mothers a middle school teacher and she says they find kids having sex all the time (in the bathrooms, closets, locker rooms, whereever). I was shocked too, I was like you mean like manual or oral sex, and she was like no, actual intercourse.

Hey man, I'm from Rochester too, you got AIM?

"Well, that was lovely. Who's up for a spot of tea."

"Holy shit, I just time traveled. "

I remembered thinking that I would eventually run out, and not be able to have kids. So I said to myself that I would stop.

Later that day, I said, "Fuck it, I'm not going to have kids." and started fapping.

I was 11 when I started. After a few times of doing it and it ending dry, I researched and found out I was supposed to ejaculate. I didn't know exactly when the ejaculate was supposed to come, so one night I beat off, dry again, then sat there for another twenty minutes playing with it and stroking it in different ways. After a while I pissed a bit and I wasn't sure if I had just came and that was how it was supposed to be. God, I was uneducated.

I could never figure out how to do it right. I'd get freaked out when I got closer because it felt weird. I had dry ones and a three wet dreams before I finally built up the courage to keep going. For awhile I thought that I was sterile or something and would never come, which I was actually excited about because I've never wanted children.
Unforuntaly, I was 15 when I first came with the actual sperm and all. It was kind of disappointing but I was pretty happy about it at the same time because I knew I was way later doing it than other people. Before that day I would only do it like once a month, after that... well probably every day.

I thought I invented it and that I was going to be very, very rich.

dry was amazing, it was sooooo much better

now the ejaculate ones are just to get the urges out

and i cant hold it off cause im scared of retrograde and infected bladder


i miss those orgasms :(

Oh really?

Seeing how far your ejaculate flies is one of the things that makes fapping fun.

Oh really?

Seeing how far your ejaculate flies is one of the things that makes fapping fun.

well yeah but dry has a different feel to it and definetly lasts way longer, its more pleasurable imo

but yes cumming is fun too, but its all jerky- feeling

well yeah but dry has a different feel to it and definetly lasts way longer, its more pleasurable imo

but yes cumming is fun too, but its all jerky- feeling

Hmm. I remember my dry ones to be the exact same pulsating feeling, but less intense, and, well.. dry.

The ones where you manage to hold the ejaculation back are indeed more intense, last for a good half 20 seconds and are mindblowing, but I'm afraid that they might mess something up, so riding the wave is where it's at.

"dialup ftl."

"OMG I did something sexual" basically. Up until that point I had been very sexually frustrated because I didn't know what to do about it, so I would try to do stretches and tried taking some of my clothes off, eventually settling on humping my pillow. Afterwards was somewhat disturbed for whatever reason and didn't say much to anyone the following day.

I remember I was 11 when I first came, and at the time I had absolutely no idea what an orgasm was, when I was jerking watching some old brady bunch episode and I felt the cum squirt out and i was just like "wtf was that"??

Around 13 and I came for a good 60 seconds. My first reaction after that was to try it again.

Brady Bunch?

Brady Bunch?

I found Marcia very attractive.

Miscellaneous thoughts:

That's it? Hmm, not as good as it's hyped up to be; but still enjoyable.

Whoa, my body entire body is flush and pulsating!

Ahhh, this is relaxing (referring to that period after the orgasm where you feel all calm and mellow and mmm).

I'm 16 now, masturbate regularly (4-5 times a week) and am sexually active, and have never had an orgasm. I doubt my reaction will be confusion or anything the guys have described as firstly I know what will be happening and also conciously trying, no accidents.

I was 11, and it freaked me out, I didn't masterbate for 4 months afterward.

Yeah, I have AIM. Where do you live in Rochester?

Out in the suburbs, my AIM is Mypetskeletonx.

7/dry/wow.

This.

Plus; Oh yeah (http://stephaniecame.ytmnd.com/)

My reaction was, "ooh, thats what they were talking about!"

About a year earlier some of my friends had told me that if I "go into the bathroom and rub it white stuff comes out."

I was all like ORLY? and they were like YARLY.

Yeah I thought I'd run out as well... And some dude told me his cum was blue...

WTF.

i was actually pretty scared i didnt know what the hell was going on

UH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YWAH!

Brady Bunch?MARCIA BRADY, BITCH!

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your reaction upon your first orgasm




I need a cigarette.

I wasn't really sure whether it was an orgasm or not..... but I thought whatever it was it was pretty fucking cool..... I also needed to smoke.

I was just sitting there, fappin away, thought i'd do it 5 minutes longer, then squirted, was like "lolwtf is that shit", wiped it off with some teepee then played some xbox.

Wow, impressive. Now what's that smell?

First dry orgasm began in front of ol gramps's computer at the age of 11, almost 12 i think.

I was looking at like bikini girls, and he was like napping. i pulled my penis out of my shorts and started beating it..

i needed some lube, so i closed the windows, went to the bathroom, and put a shit load of aloe vera lotion on my dick, and fapped loudly, quickly and without abandon.

after a while I "came". nothing came out, but my head jerked and my legs jolted out and it felt goood..

then i felt guilty after cleaning up the lotion "I wont do this again until i'm 15!" or something.

then i did that occassionally, and on my 13th birthday i had an intense dream about fingering this girl i kinda had a crush on, and i woke up with a little bit of cum in my undies.

like to think of it as my b-day gift.

lol u got cum for ur bday

i was 13, ejaculated, and it was awesome. it was like i just got struck by lightning or something. a giant electric jolt through my body. everything went black for a second, then my vision faded back. i knew what had happened.

i've never had one that felt like that since then.

lol u got cum for ur bday

The funniest thing is that it's a present he gave to himself.

basicly a wet dream

I was dreaming of girls swimming in a lake, and the girls kept coming up out of the water, one finaly pulled her top to expose her breasts, and then something else took place, i wolk up, and found that I needed to clean my sheets. terably exciting, i know

Your story follows almost too perfectly the standard pattern of:

1). Girls swimming in a lake
2). Girls coming up out of the water
3). A girl pulling her top to expose her breasts
4). ???
5). PROFIT!!!!11!