So I have seen a fairly attractive girl around college that I want to start talking to, in order to whip it out and put it in her butt.

I was thinking, seeing as she is usually found in the company of the same unattractive girl, that I would get my friend to approach said unattractive friend. Then just walk up, and say I'm his friend wondering what he is doing. (Starting a conversation with the girl from there)

Yes, no? Tell me if it's a terrible idea now please, or I'll make an ass out of myself on monday.

Walk up to her and sodomize her with a bottle of Febreeze and Land O' Lakes butter.

Srsly, your idea should work, but I dunno, might not. Women operate in batshit stupid ways.

Walk up to her and sodomize her with a bottle of Febreeze and Land O' Lakes butter.

That was my first thought, but she doesn't look the sodomy type.

I'm trying to imagine how this would go down.

Your friend goes and starts talking to the girl you want's friend.

Then you go up to the gir you dig, and basically say, "Haha my friends a dumbass because he's hitting on your ugly friend."

...And that's supposed to get you in?

I was totally about to tell you what I had planned to say that was awesome, but I forgot it.

Give me a minute.

*It was less me saying what he was doing is stupid, and more me walking up, saying I'm his friend and starting a conversation from there.

You can't just go up and say hello yourself? I don't see the problem.

Short story relatively shorter; I'm a pussy.

Fo' sho'. I usually start conversations with "Hi, my name is xyz".

Alright, but I'll say that a weird or creepy routine (most are) to get a conversation started can too easily increase your chances of her thinking you yourself are weird/creepy/etc.

I guess, but the idea was she didn't know I planned it. Hopefully she would just think that I'm just going after my friend, and starting a conversation with her.

It's right in your username...

Must know who this is.

Must know who this is.

Possibly, possibly not.

If I see you around, I'll try and point her out. Then you can tell her how awesome I am.

Fo' sho'. I usually start conversations with "Hi, my name is xyz".

You have a silly name!

Just how do you pronounce "xyz" anyhow?

in order to whip it out and put it in her butt.

I glanced at the username. Then I lol'd.

Alright.

You send your friend over to make an ass of himself and slide in to clean things up. Take the conversation further and allow your friend to act properly again, from your influence. Introduce yourself and ask questions.

Don't be afraid to seem foolish.

If you need a plan, then that's the one. It's easier when your friend is actually an ass and it's spur of the moment.

Possibly, possibly not.

If I see you around, I'll try and point her out. Then you can tell her how awesome I am.

I know a good lot of the girls, so maybe

You have a silly name!

Just how do you pronounce "xyz" anyhow?

Beat me to it

On topic: have your friend attack her, maybe try to steal something from her or something of that sort.

Then you come along and kick your friend's ass. Make it look as cheesy and fake as possible.

Then you just whip it out and stick it in her pooper.

Notice: listen to wires.

have your friend attack her, maybe try to steal something from her or something of that sort.

Then you come along and kick your friend's ass. Make it look as cheesy and fake as possible.

That's not actually a bad idea.... As long as it's ridiculously fake and all that. If she's laughing by the end of it you're fine. Make sure to have so heroic dialogue or something. I may have to try this....

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Grow balls, or send her an over-the-top note. Make it as shy and as wishwashy as you can. Just make sure it's funny and obviously a joke (else, it's pathetic).

Notice: listen to wires.

Duly noted.

That's not actually a bad idea.... As long as it's ridiculously fake and all that. If she's laughing by the end of it you're fine. Make sure to have so heroic dialogue or something. I may have to try this....

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Grow balls, or send her an over-the-top note. Make it as shy and as wishwashy as you can. Just make sure it's funny and obviously a joke (else, it's pathetic).

I was waiting for someone to tell me to grow balls. Really, I've been taking the supplements but they aren't very effective.

But seriously, I don't think I could do the fight thing. Or the note thing, because I don't even know her - I just see her around. I'm just looking for an excuse to bump into her, and the thought of wandering after my friend seemed like a good one.

Duly noted.
I was waiting for someone to tell me to grow balls. Really, I've been taking the supplements but they aren't very effective.

The balls thing worked for me, but it's only a sometimes thing. Its easier if there's drinking involved or if you hear she's easy. I'm in sorta the same situation as you with another chick now and... yeah. Not quite that simple. I think I'm gonna go with "Hi. You keep catching my eye. Do I know you from somewhere?" Despite the fact that I'm 98% sure I don't. The other option is to make it a contest with a friend. Because I hate to lose. So, you know, that works.

Long story short, it's not as big a deal as you'd think it is.

The balls thing worked for me, but it's only a sometimes thing. Its easier if there's drinking involved or if you hear she's easy. I'm in sorta the same situation as you with another chick now and... yeah. Not quite that simple. I think I'm gonna go with "Hi. You keep catching my eye. Do I know you from somewhere?" Despite the fact that I'm 98% sure I don't. The other option is to make it a contest with a friend. Because I hate to lose. So, you know, that works.

Long story short, it's not as big a deal as you'd think it is.

Probably the best/most idiotproof way I've read in here so far.

The balls thing worked for me, but it's only a sometimes thing. Its easier if there's drinking involved or if you hear she's easy. I'm in sorta the same situation as you with another chick now and... yeah. Not quite that simple. I think I'm gonna go with "Hi. You keep catching my eye. Do I know you from somewhere?" Despite the fact that I'm 98% sure I don't. The other option is to make it a contest with a friend. Because I hate to lose. So, you know, that works.

Long story short, it's not as big a deal as you'd think it is.

Ah, you see, thats a great idea.

It's less I'm thinking it's a big deal, more that if someone came up to me completely from random, I would be kinda creeped out.

But hey, only one way to find out, right?

Exactly. If she's creeped out, you've lost nothing, if she's not, you've gained everything. G'luck mate.

Ah, you see, thats a great idea.

It's less I'm thinking it's a big deal, more that if someone came up to me completely from random, I would be kinda creeped out.

But hey, only one way to find out, right?

Don't do what one guy did to me -

I was waiting for a friend and this boy came up to me and said
"You dropped this", and handed me a napkin, taking it without thinking, I then realised I hadn't actually dropped this thing, by which time this boy had walked off

on it was 'Tom' and his mobile number

idiot.

Don't do what one guy did to me -

I was waiting for a friend and this boy came up to me and said
"You dropped this", and handed me a napkin, taking it without thinking, I then realised I hadn't actually dropped this thing, by which time this boy had walked off

on it was 'Tom' and his mobile number

idiot.

Whoa.

Thats the kind of thing I would imagine to be cute. Shows how hopeless I am at this kind of thing.

...but she doesn't look the sodomy type.

Most of 'em don't.

Most of 'em don't.

An interesting observation.

I will field test this theory.

instead of walking and saying "HEY!, I'M HIS FRIEND!" like a fuckin retard just walk up to start talking to your friend and then introduce yourself to both of the broads, yes even the ugly one, start the convo up as best you can and ask them if they'd be intrested in going to a party sometime...assuming you have friends that throw parties if not take em to a bar and get em drunk, make video, post here

Look.
Once you realize that people actually like being approached, you'll stop being a pussy.
Just don't be creepy, say hi, and go from there. It's really, truly, not hard. I promise.

Unless he's ugly. No one likes being approached by a member of the opposite sex who is ugly.

why do you need some big master plan? dont think so much mate. the more effort you put into it the more disappointed your gonna be when she knocks you back. just go with the "hey, this is really random, but ive seen you around the place and i think your really attractive. would you like to go out sometime?"

this has a 100% success rate on single girls. as its been said a million times, girls like guys with confidence. so be confident and just fucking do it!

Unless he's ugly. No one likes being approached by a member of the opposite sex who is ugly.

Make up your own mind, I've posted a picture somewhere.

I haven't read the thread, but keeping with the theme of your username, I vote for surprise buttsecks.

If you're a pussy, you've probably already failed

She doesn't even know he likes her, he hasn't failed

Nevermind

Incesticide

Make up your own mind, I've posted a picture somewhere.

Check out the picture thread (the latest one, last page)

User name sucks... but he is H O T ! ! !

Edit: Bumped the picture thread to the front... just go to the last page, if nothing else, there is a hot picture of SickBoy taking a pee ('cause we all know that girls don't poop).

heres what you do you get your friend to spill something on her. Then you rush in help her out and BAM instant convo starter.

Then if this becomes a serious relationship you tell her that the whole thing was a plan to talk to her and then she whould find it very cute and love you more

Check out the picture thread (the latest one, last page)

User name sucks... but he is H O T ! ! !

Edit: Bumped the picture thread to the front... just go to the last page, if nothing else, there is a hot picture of SickBoy taking a pee ('cause we all know that girls don't poop).

How did it go?

I didn't even see her. Not one day.

Next time I see her, I'm going for it. Otherwise I'll just hate myself.

You're too late. A guy who didn't ask how to talk to her on an internet message board and just went for it already fucked her.

Just talk to her it should be natural.